Joe Rogan | Pythons & Alligators Are Battling in the Everglades

You know that's what's happening with snakes in the Everglades. Do you know about that? Mm-mm. Dude, you don't know about the Everglades? Nope. Anacondas and pythons and shit. Mostly pythons. Because dudes had of his pets and they let him go. Eddie they're finding them now. They're 17, 18 feet long. Anacondas or pythons? Pythons. Shit. They're eating alligators. They did a study. Is there a video of that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They have photos of it and there's video. You can watch them eat an alligator. In Florida? In Florida. God damn. They're giant. And they're infested. So they did like a biological survey of the Everglades. And they were down like 99% in some animals. Like deer, 99% marsh hair. Gone. Like 98%, 95% raccoons, that kind of shit. They didn't see anything. Are they killing people too? Oh they will. For sure some fucking rednecks have disappeared. And they just don't talk about it. Guarantee. A guarantee. A guarantee. We'll just let that go. If you wanted to get rid of somebody man, take them to Python country. Are they doing anything to control the population of these snakes? There's so much you can do. Have you ever seen the Everglades? These are the set up traps. Are you kidding? Show Eddie Bravo. And the capabilities are from Geniuses with that kind of shit. Bro there's too many of them. Over 150,000. Of what? Snakes. Yeah there's over 150,000 pythons. In the Everglades? Yeah. How did they count? They have rough estimates based on quadrants. So what they'll do is they'll take, and it's not 100% accurate unless they tag all of them. In which case they're assholes. They should have just killed them. Because they're an invasive species for people who don't know. They're not from Florida at all. So they're just devastating the ecosystem. And they're turning on alligators. They're eating alligators now because they've basically run out of everything else to eat. It's a crazy fucking animal. So what they would do is they would take I would guess like a chunk of the Everglades, you know like 100 square yards or something like that. And they'd measure the amount. And then they would do another one. They would do it like several places and then take an average. And then calculate all the square footage. And that's why they'd be pro or con. You would think like hundreds of people would have been killed already. No because I don't think that many people first of all go in there. And I don't think they want to eat people. I think they probably don't know what the fuck a person is. Whether they see a rabbit or some other shit that probably looks like food. People are wearing clothes. I'm just guessing. I know they do jack people though overseas. There's been horrible videos of guys getting cut out of giant snakes. You've never seen that? Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that. That's crazy. Yeah. Some poor villager. Yeah. Woman missing. And then they find the snake and they go, we found her like they know they found her. This motherfucker. Bounty hunter kills gargantuan Burmese python gets 375 bucks and earns our undying gratitude. Look at the size of the thing dude. 17 and a half feet. So these things are Florida. What like Jacksonville or something? Everglades. Wherever the Everglades are. North of Miami. The Everglades is a giant ass swamp. On the Gulf side? Middle. Like the both sides kind of depending. It's like a big swamp land. Show Eddie an overhead view of the Everglades because the Everglades are fucking bananas. One thing that they found that was interesting. It's like all that. Yeah. That shit. Yeah. So that all that stuff is dense, dense swamp. It's just monster soup. The tip of the dick of Florida is monster soup. That's what that is. You got some leaves. You got some basil. You got these fucking snakes. You got some grass. You got some shit growing out of the ground and you got fucking alligators and snakes in a aliens versus predator battle to the death. How would Joey describe the Everglades? Listen, cocksucker. These fucking dirty white people with their stinky feet. All you want a fucking snake. Oh, what are you, oh, I'm a wicking. Get the fuck out of here. The guy kicks his fucking kid out of the house. The kid can't feed the snake. Next thing you know, monster soup. Shit. I mean, it really is down to these two super predators battling it out to the death. And right now, I mean, I don't see any pictures of the alligators eating the pythons. Do we have video of alligators eating pythons? They're eating each other. Yeah. Okay. So I guess it's just everybody's eating everybody. Oh, Jesus Christ, man. I think it's got a whole deer in its body. Is this Florida? Yeah. It's the same article. Jesus Christ, man. They can swallow a whole deer. That is so nuts. They're not even as wide as us. Imagine not being as wide as a person and you could swallow a whole deer. It says it had a 35 pound white tailed fawn in it. It was eating 111 percent. Oh, 11.1 percent. No, no. 111 percent. It was a 31 pound snake eating a 35 pound deer. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. Oh, I didn't read that part. Oh my God. That is so ridiculous. Yeah, they can eat their whole body weight. Yeah. Would you ever see that? You've seen that. We've showed that video of the frog or it was a frog or a toe that ate the mouse. Sure. The mouse is bigger than him, bro. He just fucking eats it. I didn't know that Toads did that. I had no idea. This video, there's like a little white mouse is in this cage just like looking around with this frog and this frog just like slowly comes close to him, slowly comes closer and then swap. Just half his body. And you see this mouse trying to kick and get the fuck out of there. And the frog just like slowly just chokes him down. I had no idea. I thought they just ate insects. That's what I thought too. They figured it out. See if people believe in evolution, right? I believe in evolution. If people believe in evolution, why do we think it stops with us? Why don't we think these goddamn frogs are going to take over? Maybe like one of the first signs of it was this Pepe the frog controversy on the internet. Maybe it's shots fired, things to come. These frogs are going to start eating meat now. The Trump frog? Maybe these frogs are eating meat. That's what's going on. How did that start? Pepe the frog was that around before Trump? What is this, Jamie? Oh, I've seen this. The frog has a snake in its mouth and the snake's attacking a cat. Whoa. The cat comes over to swat the fucking snake. Cats are ruthless, bro. Cats are ruthless.