Joe Rogan Ponders Move to Texas, Calls Bryan Callen

I don't think Texas is buck wild bro. I didn't bring a gun. I Like the Cowan's going hey, I might move to Texas Cowan and I and a shop I've actually talked about this like getting a ranch together well, if Here's the thing if California continues to be this restrictive. Yeah, I don't know if this is a good place to live first of all It's extremely expensive the taxes here are ridiculous. Yeah, and if they really say that we can't do stand-up until 2022 or some shit like I might jet. Yeah, I'm not kidding. Yeah, I'm not kidding. This is silly. I don't need to be here The only reason why I'm here is that I'm close to people like you right a lot of my friends live here Yeah stores here, but if they they won't let us do the store, but we could do stand-up other places Why would we stay here? Mmm? We're in Texas though. I don't know man Hmm Austin I like Austin a lot. I like Dallas a lot. I like Houston, but yeah I don't know if I'd live in Houston. I would definitely very humid. Yeah, the summers are motherfucker Dallas is great trying to read through this. I think they're starting with 25% of listed occupancy. Yeah The improv. Mmm. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna do it smart It says says they're not doing it to make money. They're doing it for fan like for the audiences Like it's not a money-making opportunity. So that's Brian Callum Brennan. Chob. We're gonna demand their money The other thing is the they make most of their money off of alcohol and and if people have to wear masks How's that work? We call Callum right now. Everyone's got a sippy straw It's called an update. Yeah, I'll find out what's going on Since he's the one who's actually doing it says operating at 25% will not be a money-making exercise Nor will be 50% when that point is reached. So they're not there yet. I've got to I'm supposed to do Portland Hey buddy, you're on the air so don't say anything crazy When are you're doing the improv in Houston Um, how many people are allowed to be in the audience? I think it's 200 so far Whoa, that's because that's all they could sell how many? 200 people in the crowd What is the normal capacity? Yes, yeah, so normally the Houston improv seats 450 people Yeah, so they'll allow 200 people that what it is Right Wow. Yeah, LA is July. How crazy is that? Yeah, right and what's gonna be different in July nothing's gonna be different in July Well, nothing's gonna be different. But also is this about getting absentee voting in for for their for the for the seats in Congress What's going on? I don't understand what? What why would you think it'd be about that? Is there? Article about homelessness and I wanted to speak the scholar and the person that Who knows the person is a Republican strategist. I'll find out the information She was a correlating it to that now maybe because she's a Republican strategist There's not I don't have any evidence on this but absentee ballots in this cut in this state I guess favorite Democrats in common Democrats For a number of reasons that I I'm not an expert on this But that's what I heard and I'm wondering if there's anything to that that doesn't make any sense because this state is basically blue anyway I mean that that seems like a ridiculous thing to sink the economy for something you already have winning seats in Congress that Can't be that can't be that you can't they can't blow up the whole economy just for that I think it's probably more of a liability thing like they're worried about if they make a decision and somehow it gets connected to A larger amount of deaths, you know, because these people get paid while this is all going on Like they are not the people that own the small businesses. They're not Yeah Where are we moving where are we moving you want to go to Texas? Well, Gavin Newsom has decided for my own good to shut down The entire state and and the economy and I'm sorry to say this also But you know from what I read and I'm again, I made you wrong But this is a primarily a disease that is fatal to Demean average, I think is 80 or is it 81? Yes We actually talked about it on the podcast that the average age that people die from this disease is older than the average age people die Okay, so we shut down everything instead of having a targeted quarantine or a smarter way to do this I I just have to do like a cow chewing grass. I have to listen to whatever my politician Tells me I Yeah, no, I agree with you I agree with you in that way I think it's LA County is actually July the governor still has May 15th and that they're moving Forward with stages. So the next stage will be gyms and they're gonna have you know, certain disinfection salons things like that They're gonna have to have certain rules in place hand sanitizer things along those lines I think they should quarantine people that are higher at risk and quarantine people if they choose to be quarantined because they're still scared of it That's what I think. Can you ask them if I can open for? All that stuff we're not dealing with that I don't know what Eric Garcetti is doing I don't get it either. But Tom Papa wants open for you. He's here right now. He wants to open for you in May I'll call you I'll call you after I'm out here. I love you, buddy Bye Less than half capacity You