Joe Rogan - People Didn't Really Workout Until Rocky

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Ron White

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Ron White is a stand-up comic, actor, and author. www.tatersalad.com

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Where they're not gonna know the world that we knew when we were kids no internet no fake tits Sometimes people were just unattractive. No one knew anything about diet. Nobody worked out. Nobody worked out Yeah, when I was in high school, nobody fucking worked dudes would like bench press and shit You know like how many women lifted weights when we were in high school that the cheerleaders were in good shape Yeah for a little while. Yeah for a little while and they got it. Nobody nobody kept going did rocky really start like the big Movement started my mood. I've read about it, but I don't know how true it is I was too way too young dude when rocky came out I think I was seven and I drank raw eggs and ran around the block and I told Sylvester Stallone that I don't doubt that One single bit I 100% did I was like, holy shit. I want to be a fighter I started drinking eggs and running never ran. I was seven years old. Fuck am I doing running? Yeah, maybe I was eight had no such effect on that. Don't do the don't do the don't do the I was like we're running I'm fucking running Was amazing. Maybe I was eight I don't know how old I was but I remember it when it came out I never been more inspired for something in my life. I'm gonna change the world people don't even understand how good it was He lives on my street. Really? Yeah, he does He's driving his Range Rover with a with a big cockatiel on his shoulder Well, that's kind of cool. There he is Run it around fucking waits at his hand and shit run it with Converse all-stars One of the reasons why I wear after this day, they might not be all stars. It might be kids They might be like some cheap Walmart version Who knows but this is some fucking epic shit in the 1970s. What year was this movie? Wait, let's take a guess. What year do you think it was? I want to say it was like 79. Yeah, 76 76 The spirit of 76 was the rematch. No, there was 76 because that was when Apollo Creed I 76 I had a middle act exactly in one-nighters across I believe was Alabama we and he drove a 1970 he drove the bicentennial Vega Right. So it was a Vega the 76 Vega had Ted 76, you know some things that would you know celebrate the sesquicentennial or whatever it was No, it's a probably 200 years. Yes. I don't know a long time. I Was nine years old when this movie came out. So that's exactly how old I was. I Gotta tell you technique something good He needs to tighten up on his swing with the way he's throwing punches That would be me he needed a coach he needed a coach. Well, he got one in Carl Weathers. This was in Rocky to Right Rocky to Carl Weathers became his put was it rocky three three, right because that was when he fought Mr. T Yeah, that's right. Right. Yeah for his day. Hey woman Hey woman since a man ain't got no heart. I bet you stay up every night. We should get a real man Bring your pretty little self home in my apartment tonight and I'll show you a real man He probably would I couldn't believe he was saying that to Rocky, right? Right. It was like if he was saying that to a wahoo McDaniel's, you know, yeah, man