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Andrew Schulz is a stand-up comic, actor, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Flagrant" podcast with Akaash Singh, and the "Brilliant Idiots" podcast with Charlamagne Tha God. www.theandrewschulz.com https://www.youtube.com/theandrewschulz
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No, they want to because they know that those are the little girls are fucking giant dudes They're gonna keep going it's a never-ending battle for genetics dude it really is a hundred percent It's a never-ending battle of genetics and if you don't girls fucking these like beta dudes, man I'm not that's a do they do it for a little while. They barely fuck them. They always say they have headaches Listen, I know a lot of beta. Who is it? It's the dude's a headache the girl does like I can't I go to sleep They don't want to fuck the guys Dude, I had a friend of mine who was dating a guy like that. She was I really like him I just do not want to fuck him. Yeah, cuz why would you like that was rough? I'm like, what are you gonna do? Dude, it's it's dude. It's insane man. It's like I see this all the time like these like hardcore Perceivably hardcore feminist chicks. Yeah, you know, they'll hear my comedy Which could be the opposite of that right and they're in the DMS right saying I don't know why I'm here Because I think feminism in general is a direct result of a failure by men to be fair and By a failure by men to be actual men and to raise actual men who treat everybody with respect The when men are abusing women those men are bullies They're they're weak men the kind of man that would do that to a woman that would like physically abuse a woman That's a weak man, right? That's the type of man that would beat up a smaller man or take someone from someone with force insecure He needs to feel powerful. He's a bitch. Yeah, he's a bitch Right the the antidote for that is to be a strong man, right? Like the one of the things I've been telling people like this is how you fix bullying in school Okay, teach them how to fight not the bullies I mean not just the not just the victims but the bullies themselves I'll teach everyone how to fight when they feel confidence that they can defend themselves They'll have to nicest fucking people in the world. Yeah martial artists. You're right and go to martial arts gyms go to a jiu-jitsu gym I'll take you they're all fucking nice as people as they know hugging everybody and friendly Yeah, they're gonna choke each other half to death in about five minutes and before that they're all fun Happy playful. Yes, they're so secure and outside of there. They're so secure and relaxed. They're a different type type of person Obviously not all of them. Maybe there's people are the most part. Yeah, we very wildly right but Almost always to a human the mean ones whether it's mean women or mean when well Yeah Women women will tell you this. Yeah, they work at an office. Yeah, and they've got a female boss. That's a cunt Yeah, that is one of the worst fucking because you can't even fuck her Nothing you can do did nothing you could do to make that bitch happy. She wants to take from you She wants to squeeze your blood at least if you're cute and your boss is disgusting and he's a fucking asshole You could flirt with him a little bit and you could like maybe get him to like you more Do it obviously don't do that but with the female boss you have a personality Shocking what the female boss not even that a lot of women don't like women, right? One of these that I love more than anything Yeah is when I talked to women and they'll do this thing where they look around to make sure no one's looking No one's around and I go look I would never say this publicly but some bitches are fucking crazy That's what we do with like racist I Look around and he's like the thing about these Yes, well this women feel like it's they've got momentum in this little war of ideas Right with the me to move in the Bill Cosby getting arrested and our Kelly getting arrested Harvey Weinstein In my opinion and I bet you think this too. These are good things Yeah, when shitty men get put away or they get arrested. Yeah for abusing people Yeah, whether it's they're physically abusing men or physically abusing women. It's always good. You shouldn't be physically abusing them out of here Yeah, we used to beat those guys up. Yeah, I mean this is handled in the community when we were younger teenagers Hey bottle blood, you know was rough with this Whatever who was rough, right? And we went over that if you were married and Harvey Weinstein tried to fuck your wife and she went in on an audition And you knew that there was all these soberity guards and all these fucking Levels before you got to him and your wife got into that level and he was treating her like shit and being mean to her And telling her if you want to work in this town, you got to suck this little fat dick It's over Yeah, I'm shocked like someone told didn't Brad Pitt try to step to him or somebody did step to him And did he swing on him? I don't know what he did. I think you got him right? like well, that's the other thing that's fucked up about this is like There's gonna be wine scenes. Yeah, like these people are gonna exist. Well, this man they still exist Yeah, they still I was hearing about one last night. Someone was to I can't tell you comic cuz I don't wait He's a television personality who's apparently a closeted homosexual. Oh, he's out there and he's out there like dudes Yeah, just that's going on. Let's fucking him. I don't know. He's trying really trying to make him uncomfortable Really really how how well-known I don't know Crazy fuckers out there. They're still rolling it old school. Yeah, they want to get caught We're culture. We Brad Pitt threatened to kill Harvey Weinstein, but you got a swing man, but you got a swing on him, bro You gotta leave some marks. I believe it So what depends on what Harvey did versus me if he grabbed her and did anything to her physically Then you got a swing on him But if he just said something creepy and you tell him okay, then we have word take your fucking life. Yeah. Yeah I'll take your life. Yeah. Well, I think the issue with these things is like we know we're gonna have wine stings But the people that protected Weinstein, yeah, the second you complain about a guy for groping or doing something crazy, right? Mm-hmm You that woman is doing exactly what she's supposed to do. Yeah, she experienced some, you know sexual assault and she's telling yeah Right. Now if you silence her and shut her up, that's where the system falls apart. Right, right So whoever is protecting him throughout he got it. They gotta go to right She's that woman did exactly what she was supposed to do, right? There's gonna be wine stings throughout life Unfortunately question. What about the support staff? Oh, yeah, all that many people son. All them are almost they're not worse because they're not doing it but they're so bad because they stripped the person who was assaulted from Like not only equality but like they stripped her from from life in a way like they made that person go Oh shit life isn't fair and I don't have a shot. Do you know the expression diffusion of responsibility? It's it comes when there's large groups of people that watch something. Yeah, like someone's gonna step in. It's like that lady Genovese or something Remember that there was some woman who was getting raped in Queens and she was screaming for like 40 minutes and there was all these neighbors Around like yeah, I heard it. But I thought Ted was on it. Oh, Jesus. You didn't hear about this No, I think Katie Genovese or some shit. It's an old story. But yeah, everybody's like, oh, yeah, it's the same kind of thing Yeah, well, it's just how corporations work. So if you're working for a corporation, the corporation's dumping pollutants into the river You know, you feel like well, it's not my responsibility. I just work here in accounting You know like somebody else is gonna handle this right? You know, this is and I think when you if you were working in like the Weinstein Company and you knew Harvey was out there Slinging dick first of all in and their defense you probably didn't know the specifics Right because it's like oh Harvey's a dog. He's always out there trying to fuck. Yeah, that's sort of normal Yeah, like a lot like people have to understand this. Why? Does a guy like that get rich why does he get rich is he like some patron of the arts who loves creating maybe Maybe he likes power. Yes, you like power. Why do you like that power? What are you getting out of that power? Once you have a Ferrari once you have a Mercedes once you have a mansion, what are you getting? You're getting Pussy baby pussy. Yeah, pussy. It's not even about the pussy. It's about power, right?