Joe Rogan on the Robert Kraft Scandal

It's it, there's a chain reaction to it. Just like Kraft getting caught, getting a blowjob that shut down business, although you've gotten to the United States, nobody walked into a, uh, uh, spa without wondering whether or not it was a sting operation. And your name was going to be blown out on them. Isn't that crazy? But here's the thing they, they miss, they get this guy's, there's a video, this guy doing a massage. So they've got video of it. Right. And at the end, the girl jerks them off. What if she didn't jerk them off? What if she just gave them a massage? What kind of a fucked up invasion of his privacy? Have you just went in there to get a massage? Right. Or was everybody just getting jacked off? I would imagine what he said him a plea deal to drop the charges. So I don't know what happened. Really? He ratted everybody out. I need to stay above ground kids. Well, I gotta tell you, you know, I was so lonesome, you know, I took some comfort there, you know, in my lifetime as Paul Simon once wrote. And, um, okay. I'm not, I'm, you know what? I'm not going to say it because it's just not worth it. Yeah. I hear you. It's not, it's not. Yeah. But everybody seems to be perfectly aware that they could be washing your feet. Yeah. And, you know, And that's fine. Yeah. Why is it, um, that a guy like that would go to a place like that? Like he's so rich. I think he has a guy. If you don't have a guy, you should get a guy. Right. No further. A cleaner. Look no further than, uh, and this is every, everybody's going to realize how fading my memory is now, but, uh, uh, uh, the English actor that got caught with the, uh, Elizabeth Hurley's husband, Hugh Grant. That's right. Right. Yeah. Look at Hugh Grant. Married to the hottest woman on the planet at the time. Right. Ruthlessly hot. Well, uh, yeah, amazingly hot. You look at it. He wasn't married to her either. Right. Oh, there's boyfriend, girlfriend. That's right. Boyfriend, girlfriend. And, uh, and even I couldn't understand that. Right. I mean, cause I've, uh, you know, I've, I've been with a couple of hot chicks before in my life, but this was, he wanted it freaky. Yeah. He, and I, you know, I, I, I get that and it comes back to that appetite thing that guys have, you know, I've gotten a hand job from somebody and I admit this. And it was the best sex I've ever had in my life because it was somebody that was a, number one, it was a great massage and then this tantric thing going on. And, uh, and, and, and, you know, and, and it, but it was fantastic and pricey and, uh, and, and it's free most anywhere. And that's in Vegas as legal as it can be. Right. You know, they have milking tables that have a hole your dick hangs through. And, uh, they do. Milking table. Look it up. We're looking up for the guy. If he lies in his stomach, well, you don't have, you got somewhere to put that. You got to get somewhere to put the heart on. You know, I feel like he's late in your back. No, but it makes more sense. Hygienically to have like a hole in the bottom of the table. It'll be on the screen. I'm sure soon. That is a ridiculous, careful. Now, and I'm not, I, I, all I'm saying is that in like in Canada, they, you know, or the most of the rest of the world, it's, uh, uh, getting a tug is really not considered a crime of any kind whatsoever and is harmless and who gives a shit. Well, why is it okay to massage your feet? But it's not okay to massage. I, you know what? I would rather massage my dick than my own feet. I would. And I prove it on a regular basis. Yeah. Regular basis. I think the problem really is sex trafficking. That's the problem. And that is horrible. It's hard. You know, that's the worst thing that I can imagine. But it, but it, but it, again, I'm not going to, I'm not going to go there because it's the most horrific thing you can imagine. That's the most horrific thing you can imagine. I just finished watching that series about, uh, taking Madeleine. Uh, and I'm, and so I'm like, I just can't even, that, that, that I would, you know, I would support any, anything, any way, shape or form, uh, to have it stomped out, spend billions of dollars, put boots on the ground, you know, stop it if you can in any way you can. Women who are trying to be legitimate sex workers, whether or not you think that's a thing that they, you know, in their eyes. It doesn't matter what I think it is a thing. It is a thing. You know, go down to, I just went to Amsterdam before I took my mother to Barcelona because I wanted a little three day stopover, uh, before I spent eight days with mom and Barcelona. And, uh, and there's signs don't take pictures of our sex workers, our sex workers, not sex, our sex workers. And, uh, I mean, they, they, they totally own it and go, Hey, this is not a bad deal. You know, uh, you know, you're, you know what you're qualified to do. Make French fries, or it turns out you're super hot and, and you, in our country, you can have this job or in, or in this country, you can have that job. Just not everywhere. But yeah, there's only a couple of spots in this country, right? That part of Nevada. Yeah. Nevada for, I think that, I don't even know. Yeah. I think it's just about it. I think that's it, but it's to me, here's what's up. I realize this is important. Okay. Um, I play Vegas a lot, right? I'm 10 weekends a year at the, at the Mirage and marijuana is, uh, is legal recreationally now. And they have the biggest dispensary in the world, which is like a, like, it's like universal made it or something. You know, it's, I went in there. It was fantastic. And, uh, prostitution is legal. You can get a drink of liquor 24 hours a day, seven days a week. And I realized that I'm a law abiding citizen. Here, when I'm standing on this part of the United States ground, I don't break any laws at all. I can be free. Right. That's why I feel so good when I go to Vegas. That's why people go, do you like Vegas? Do you get tired of it? I'm no, no, you don't want it. Cause I can breathe deep motherfucker. That's why I could be who I am. Yeah. I can do it openly.