Joe Rogan on OJ Simpson

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Nick Kroll

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Nick Kroll is an actor, comedian, writer, and producer. Check out the new season of his animated series "Big Mouth" available now on Netflix.

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Someone, I just was time this is a slightly changed but it was Someone's like do you remember where you were when the OJ verdict was written? I was in high school. I climbed a tree Why'd you climb a tree so that if people be like where were you when the OJ verdict In a tree, I remember I was with my girlfriend at the time and she threw her hands on her face and went oh no Oh, no, she's kept saying oh really she's like oh, no. Oh, no Were you in LA? Yeah, we were watching it in my apartment. We were watching the verdict And we're and I was dumbfounded. I thought he was going to jail Everybody thought he was going to jail and she just she's kept going. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no Yeah, I just remember being in high school. I knew Ron Goldman sister, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah, that was real weird. Yeah Yeah, I knew his sister Well, cuz also like her her Ron Goldman's father and I have no like I can't imagine I can't even begin to fathom what that a whole experience would be for anyone but he was like He felt very like he felt like he like he was again I say this with all due respect Like I don't know what it's I would have no sense of what that experience like but there are certain people who you're like Oh, you do like being on camera. I know something horrible happened to you, but you did like being on camera. Mmm I mean, I have no idea. I don't know either. I mean, I who the fuck knows how you I don't know how I would react Your son was murdered by some superstar. Yeah, just think about how crazy that is not just murdered but murdered by a famous guy Yeah, who then is like flaunted and got off. Yeah And it was a part of this weird race thing where was post Rodney King so there's a lot of people that felt like there was some sort of a Racist aspect to it that like there was a racist cops who got off with Rodney King So now it's their chance to get one for black folks. Yeah, and I was talking to people about it, you know It's that crazy. Did you watch the the you do you watch the OJ the documentary and then also there there was the FX show I watched one episode of the FX show. I was like damn Cuba good and June and fucking nailed it He really seemed like OJ and it was really good. Yeah, but that's all I want the documentary is Interesting because it sets up like LA all like that all the preceding years leading up to it post riots all that stuff like and you're like, oh it does it sort of it does like lend itself to be like, oh this was This was a perfect confluence of events that led to this thing of like, you know racial You know all everything that went into the OJ trial. It's fucking nuts. It's crazy It was a strange strange time Yeah strange time because it just seemed like the world was made of something that was way more flexible than I ever thought It was before like I never thought OJ Simpson could be a murderer I thought murders were bad people and that the the people that you thought of that were good people on TV You would never think of like OJ was always so friendly and smiley and he would have that big laugh And he's handsome. Yeah, talk about head injuries to CT. It's like you're like, I wonder what for sure had to do with it Yeah, 100% 1000 million percent right in fact his doctor said that if the trial were to take place today his doctor at the time They would introduce CT. Yeah. Yeah, and you see all those dudes I mean like the level of violence that there is there is that's right police academy. Oh, yeah Nick is He's funny and naked gun, but it's interesting you go back and watch that documentary And it's like you know his buddies. He's like his good buddies who stood by him His good buddies who stood by him Talk about him in high school And he's kind of like he was fucking throwing his friends under the bus in high school Like the all three of them would be like doing some like in the bathroom like doing some shit they're supposed to be in class and The principal would come in and the three of them were all together and OJ would just like saddle up next to the principal and be Like what are we gonna do with these two guys? You know what I mean? He was like throwing his buddies under the bus. You're like, oh he was CT fucked him up I don't know what kind of man he would have been like whether he would have been so violent or whatever But he's like piece of shit plus it kind of it kind of felt like he was a piece of shit his whole life Well, how about the book if I did it? How crazy? How crazy is that that he wrote a book if I did I didn't do it Did you see that did you ever say have you ever seen his prank show? juiced oh Yes, that's post the murder. Oh, yeah post the murder man. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. You ever see his rap song. No, oh Young Jamie find it. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. This was part of that juiced I think thing right? It's in that same thing It's part of it's just like and it's all these young it's all these like young little hotties young little hotties who look like Like Nicole, it's so fun. What is that picture of him with the glasses? That's from one of the sketches Look at that. What crazy what in the fuck is that boy? He can go anywhere with that. He can go to Disneyland That famous and you did something awful like that you got to go in disguise How many chicks bang him just cuz he's OJ now a lot you think still people are you still think we're gonna bang him? Yes, hundred percent. I Would say OJ pretended he would what what does it say? I called it this guy you're trying to cuck hold this guy. Oh god the poor guy. I Don't know man. I wonder a hundred percent. There's a lot of yeah, there's wacky broads that want to bang murderers really Yeah, I buy yeah, I guess so there's there's a guy that we had in here Nick Yaris who? Went to jail. He was on death row for 20 years for a crime that 22 years for a crime that he didn't commit and He said since getting out he's just in it. He was asking on the podcast with his women to stop sending him emails I'm married. I have a good relationship. Like please leave me alone Like stop testing me and like really yeah, they just throw that pussy his way interesting Yeah, there's well Richard Ramirez the Night Stalker Yeah That guy apparently got all these women were sending him pictures and email or what was letters actually Yeah, and he might have marrying some woman really yeah, Manson Manson's Mary Manson got married. Mm-hmm Yeah, a lot of them get married. Yeah. Yeah real common Fuck man crazy. Yeah, I mean look I'd fuck OJ. I would too I'd fucking with you. We'd high-five each other Would you want the front of the back I would want I don't I think I don't want the front I think I From be more dangerous if you had a CTE like flashback and bit your dick off. Oh, that's true You could control you can control the back a little better a little bit I wonder if yeah, I wonder what house teeth did in in prison. He's out now, right? Yeah, he's out Yeah, which is really weird. That's wild. What is OJ doing these days? He was I can't remember what he was doing recently. What do you think he is Jamie? He's got a good podcast I've done his podcast for I put on my my Twitter Should I interview OJ on my podcast or nah? What was what was the wrong motion capture just sent me a text message like what the fuck? Yeah, would you I guess that would legitimize him I guess and make what an interview would that legitimize him I've heard that before OJ Simpson living life of luxury in Vegas 20th year. What year is this? This is 18 Oh, this is just now last week. Wow. He's living a life of luxury in Vegas. Look at him Hey, yeah, just walk it around strolling plays golf four to five times a week of the exclusive a royal golf club Far from keeping a low profile. The form of Buffalo Bill star has been spotted at hotels and even a Vegas Golden Knights hockey game Wow What the fuck look at him, but he getting some young putters look at that girl, I can't believe I fucked OJ OMG People fuck him. I guarantee you girls fuck him hundred percent. I wonder probably more than us combined Since reported travels around town with his own breathalyzer if he exceeds a certain blood alcohol level he could be sent back to prison So maybe he should stop drinking Maybe he should just stop Enjoys a martini a day. Well, what is that? If he's what was the blood alcohol level they're sending you back to prison How crazy is that like that free, but if you have three beers, you're fucking in a cage. Yeah, she's on parole I guess right he was on the alley-dee-sha are the thing that yeah, I'm Cohen did he's at the very very very end of it He was trying to talk him in the same and he did it Yeah, I think he was I think OJ was more aware of what was going on than a bunch of the other people on that show Well, I mean you gotta think he's probably a hyper paranoid that someone's fucking with him I think everybody's fucking him since always yeah Yeah more young pussy for OJ OJ wanted to meet me my name is Nicole he said that's just my favorite name Oh my god, that is insane But you know what I bet he gets a lot of those vacant-eyed young ladies to accept I don't know I have trouble believing that maybe I mean why cuz you think you ever I do you ever ironically fuck somebody I Think some gals would do that right ironically fuck a murderer I guess so I can't imagine Maybe I can't imagine. I don't know what the social like the currency of that is What is then once Scott Peterson was sent to death row in California sand Quentin prison for murdering his wife and their unborn child Dozens of women phoned asking for his address with one teenager wasting no time and offering to marry him. Yeah Yeah, there's it. That's I think this is what I think I think there is some sort of ancient DNA that people have that attracts them to murderers and conquerors because those are the people that survived and the your There's an some sort of a strange inclination for some women Obviously ones that are not thinking clearly But for some women to want the sperm and the genetics of a murderer because that's the type of if you had a murderous brave Conqueror for a child a child would survive huh like that DNA Yeah, I mean I get some sense of survival. Yeah. Yeah, I mean in the times of barbaric Sure, you wanted to be with someone. Yeah, that's what I think it is like a killer Not so much like the caveman comedian. Well, I think that if a male feminist goes to jail they get zero requests for marriage they get none but Yeah, if some male feminist like gets arrested and goes to jail, yeah, it's a wrap Yeah, that's it. But if you're a murderer you probably get a lot because women there's a reason why men become I mean is there's men who believe in equality and want women's rights and then there's men who are really Weasily and what they're doing is they just they're Yeah, and they're posturing. Yeah, and I think those guys if they go to jail crickets Well, either way, they're in they're in jail. So they're not good. They're probably not good. I don't know how it works I don't know to get some places you can get conjugal visits. Yeah, but I think it's It's dependent upon the jail