Joe Rogan & Nick Kroll - John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Scientology

See patch Adams no it might be the worst movie ever made No, I'd be the worst. It's probably right up there with a Travolta gaudy movie, but I have oh my god I want to see that Travolta God. I watched it today on the elliptical fucking city Every second he says fuck every three words and you're like oh Johnny look at you this fucking city There's something that I like I just like love the John I provided like home controls are there there's something I like love about a man so deeply out of touch I mean, that's the thing is like yeah, look at him fucking thumbs fucking up Me and my wife's just as Sarah Palin. I love this fucking city Boy the sexual chemistry between them is palpable probably real Super you were talking about at the beginning of like like cults, and I'm like I'm thinking about I'm thinking about I'm thinking about Tom Cruise and Scientology there is a man using every ounce of what Scientology is offering to make himself the best Available man that he's capable of being yeah, then you've got Travolta You've got two versions of like like a man who's becoming slightly out of touch with what he you know Hey, look at my fucking wig It's a good way how amazing are wigs these days. He's got great wigs. I mean, that's a fucking incredible wig Like you know we're thinning just a little bit up front you would think that's his hair. He's living the dream. It's incredible He's living the goddamn dream. Are you okay with time? We could wrap this up. Whatever. Yeah, I'm sorry 330. Yeah Yeah, that's amazing that little that little chin is that his he wore a little chin Like a little chin yarmulke there. It's unbelievable I remember seeing him at an award ceremony that and then that when he had that little chin thing And I was like did he put that on after the thing I met him when his wife was on fear factor Really? Yeah, Kelly Preston was on fear. She was on fear factor. Yeah celebrity fear factor David Hasselhoff Kelly Wow Preston how are they she was really nice. Yeah, she's super friendly But but I felt like I felt like they recruited people Yes, yeah, I mean they were there for Scientology was sort of Stigmatized mm-hmm. It was there was a lot of people that were joining it what is going on there? I was a black yeah cap. I love it that hair is so crazy fake looking That's like that magnetic man that you could like move the magnets around to create hair I Goos fucking hair looks like that. That's crazy man. That's I mean the color everything is wrong. That's madness But yeah, she was super friendly like really down-to-earth super normal and friendly She's like these tarantulas are great. You know if you eat enough, and you want to come and hang out later We could eat more. Yes like it's eating tarantulas, and you can join yeah, you can jump We can let me get your phone number Come on people your way with some e meters. Yeah I remember watching that dick going clear the documentary being like oh, I'm not scared like they're not coming for me Like miskavich is not coming for me. He's coming for like the people under him who he sees as a threat Yeah, I don't think he sees us as a threat like I don't think he gives a fuck us being like I don't know about Scientology bet he shields himself from anything like this any kind of criticism and yeah, but I do tell you that I had miskavich his dad on Really yeah, oh right cuz he's the he's yeah, he's left. Yeah, he fucking escaped But that's what I'm saying like if I miss which is dad I'm scared cuz he's like miskavich is like my dad is a threat to me like you and I talking about Scientology I don't think miskavich gives a fuck it was a weird conversation. What was he like well? He's sad is like he lost his whole life to this nonsense Yeah, and his son's gone like you can't his son won't contact him Yeah, and it was his idea to get the family in the science So he's like the guilt of that yeah the Sun rises through the ranks Ones are running the whole fucking thing and now the Sun won't talk to him my favorite thing is miskavich and tom cruise shaking hands Yes, it's the best. It's like this. It's these Tiny alpha man Yes And miskavich is trumping him where you can you can see Tom cruise trying to pull his hand away and miskavich is like I will Not relent I will not release and you can see Tom cruise being like this tinier man than me Has an even higher level of alphanist than I can on yeah, and I will like and I will I will Relent well the real threat to them is Leah remedy. I mean what Leah remedies done like she is You can see him trying to pull this in the fucking salutes. They salute salute Great man, hand and then watch you can see Tom cruise like trying to pull his hand away and miskavich won't let it go It's really fantastic Lenting yeah Unrelenting you can see he's trying to like you can see the hands trying to like come loose, and he won't let it happen He's like and it's like that Trump move my favorite thing is when they salute the the picture of LRH Yeah, they salute it a shitty science fiction writer look at it He was wearing that big dinner plate around his neck I know and look at it Tom Cruise is not a tall man and miskavich is he towers over Tom cruise or tower Tom cruise towers over yes, I'm sorry Yes, yeah, look at that fucking giant gold medal. He yeah I know by being the most awesomest person in the universe, but again. I'm like I don't did you see the recent mission impossible He's amazing. It's amazing. He's a fucking fantastic. I'm like so on board I'm on board for the whole thing I'm like listen man You know how hard it is to get a movie made now to get anybody pay attention go learn to fucking fly a helicopter And jump off a building and break your ankle like the fucking go for it man Well, you know as well as I do you've been around a lot of actors They're all fucking crazy, but his crazy is just a different kind of crazy, but it's also a different kind of success Yeah, but I'm like he's a guy who I feel like you would get like like he's like yeah Like what whatever I need to do like I will I will maximize myself the gold medal. It's fucking amazing I love it. I get some volume. Let me hear some of this I Take this as a half-act I joke that's like a good inside side tight joke yeah for sure. I will continue on my way, okay These are the times now people okay These are the times we will all remember Isn't that the song are you there? What did you do I? Think you know that I am there for you and I Do care so very very very much. That's why he's the best actor ever yeah Full of shit right there, and you believe it word. Do you think he's bullshit? I feel like he's on the verge of fucking tears I think he's so cute, but he's full of shit for sure with everything he does I don't think there's a moment in his life where he's not full of shit right, but he's believes it Yeah, so deeply look at this the salute. Yeah, I reach go back up back up a little bit I need to see that again watch this 12 h 2 l. Alright If you know anything about that guy yeah, L Ron Harvard was a fucking maniac Yeah, did you read going clear? Did you just see the doc? I just a documentary book is fucking yeah, the book is he was fucking shit house rat crazy Yeah, crazy on a boat. Oh, just he was out of his fucking mind Yeah himself a bunch of metals have you seen that there's a there's a podcast called you must remember this and it's like all About old Hollywood and it somehow circumvents a little bit of like L Ron Hubbard scene in like Pasadena with like all these other like you know Spiritualist futurists or like and there and it's like it's cuckoo'sville They are like they are they are Cruisin on their own fucking agenda and it's kind of amazing But he's yeah, it was I wish I had more information on but again My brain doesn't retain this stuff. I need to get it in Scientology the books Yeah, it'll help if you just maximize your eat rons or whatever fucking do you ever do a stress test you ever go? One one time I was filming a television show in San Diego and we had downtime when they were setting up a scene and We happened to be at a park where they had one of those Scientology booth set up and I went over there and The guy like put me through the whole thing. I hold on to the the cans and they're connected to the wires But he was so unenthusiastic He wasn't selling it at all There's a bug outside time. Yeah, you guys something. I don't know something you passed I guess the Thetans are I don't know man The guy had no energy for it was hilarious worst salesman I Think they just make them do it you know and some people don't want to do it and next thing you know They got a fucking conference table set up in a park and yeah stack of books and they're going nowhere in clear water Joy, they're nowhere near clear water They're on the other coast. I gotta get to the fucking East Coast God damn it