Joe Rogan on Matt Lauer and Bill Cosby

No, uh, Lauer, Matt Lauer. Oh yeah. Like Matt Lauer, it was in the news or anything, but where was, where was the mic being shoved in Matt Lauer's face as he's trying to fucking go home or something? Well I think there was some of that, I think he just hid. I mean he went straight to Long Island and went to the Hamptons and he's never left. But were they camping out in front of his house? Like, like... Oh yeah, yeah, they did. They were? Yeah? They just, he's just been banging divorcees and riding a motorcycle. To that. Trying to get back on TV. That is just twisted. You know what was most stunning to me? Is how much money he made. Oh yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't know he was making that much money. Like that is insane. And for years. Like for a long fucking time. He's got like a giant ranch in New Zealand that's like thousands of acres. How do you decide you need that? It's so crazy because he's got some access issues. Like the people that want to get to certain parts of the public land, they have to go through his ranch. So there's like an access issue. Like some sort of easement. Where these people are supposed to be able to drive through and they're fighting it off and... He should just sit at his desk with that button that opens the door but it lifts a gate up so they could get through. That button, there's a misconception about that button. Love the button. They all had that button. Yeah? That was, yeah, it was because they had big offices and they want to be able to lock their doors so they're going to be interrupted on a phone call. Oh. It wasn't so they could bang chicks in the office. Like women executives had that button too. Oh, okay. Yeah, but that's the thing that... It sounded very... It sounded very Tom Audrey. Yes, Audrey indeed. Yeah, well the media grabbed onto that and like, oh my god, he had a button to lock it. Like he's sitting there, when I fuck, I don't want him being interrupted. I don't want to fuck, I want to hit that button and just start fucking... Some nervous girl just hears that click, be a... Shit. He goes, oh fuck, he hit the button. Yeah. There was a lot of that that was like accentuated. Like there was one guest that brought in a bunch of sex toys. And he... Yeah. ...she gave him a bag and he kept it in his office. And he was like, oh, he keeps a bag of sex toys in his office. This shit in this office, I got a flamethrower. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Elon Musk gave me a flamethrower. Yeah. What am I going to do with it? It's right there. She's awesome by the way. He keeps a flamethrower in his office. Yeah. This is... It's that kind of thing. Like if somebody gave me a bag of dildos, it would be right over there next to the flamethrower. He has a bag of dildos. Unless I made a conscious decision to throw it away or my wife found it. It would wind up getting tossed. But Matt Lauer decided to keep it in his fucking closet. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, apparently he gave some people some... I think the guy was getting laid. Yeah. That's what I think. And I think a lot of what else happened, all the details of it, it seems to me that it's... All of it is like very blown out of proportion. I don't like that that that's happening because everyone is being lumped into the Harvey Weinstein category. Exactly. Which is the... That's the tip of the fucking pyramid right there. Cosby's the tip. Right, right. Cosby is literally number one. Yeah. He's literally number one. Yeah. There was a woman who said this on, I believe it was CNN or one of those talk shows, she said, he may very well be the biggest serial rapist in history. Can you even fucking... Bill Cosby. I remember literally sitting back on my couch going, Fuck. Yeah. Fucking Bill Cosby's the biggest serial rapist in history. Wow. A time machine would be wonderful just to see people's expressions when you tell them like what's happening in the whole celebrity forum. Like what's... Hey, guess what Bill Cosby's doing? Have you ever seen a photo of Howard Cosell standing next to Bruce Jenner and O.J. Simpson? O.J. And it says, I've seen the future and you're not gonna fucking believe this. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Bill Cosby, when we were kids, we used to watch the Cosby show. Yeah. When it was, when he was Bill Cosby, the stand-up comedian that would go on HBO and everybody loved him, he was America's father. Oh, he loved him. America's dad right there, the Cosby show, revolutionary on television. He was at that time raping women. At that time? Fucking insane. Not just raping them, but drugging them. Yeah, yeah. And friends, daughters, like people that he knew. Come on over, I'll help you with your career. Wow. Plop. Yeah. Drop two in your fucking drink and you feeling okay? Put your feet up. Put your feet up. And they'd be like, okay, I'll move. You're like, good, that's why I stick my dick in your mouth. And that hazy, like a few of them just hazily regained consciousness for a minute and just remember seeing old Bill pounding away with that fucking flounder eye. I think he got the eye later in life. He's almost blind, apparently. Yeah, yeah, I think, I'm not sure. I thought they were using that as kind of a sympathy thing, but he looks pretty fucking blind. They should send him to the same jail they sent Whitey Bulger. Oh, wow. Yeah, how about that, fuck it. Imagine that. Boy, he was what, 95 or something like that, Whitey Bulger? Whitey Bulger, was he that old? I think he was that fucking old. Like in his 90s, that's a grudge that someone held onto for quite a while. Well, the guy hated rats, apparently. And that was the thing that Whitey Bulger, all throughout his time of running the Irish mob was ratting people out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what was really crazy. He was another guy, just like we were talking about, what the fuck's his name, the Italian guy. Yagati? No, the other one. Oh, oh, Sam of the Bul. Sam of the Bul. He was in the mob ratting out other people in the mob while he was murdering people. Yeah, yeah. Like the FBI allowed him to sell drugs and do a lot. He won the lottery twice while he was doing this. You know how that works? How? Well, someone else would win the lottery and he would use that as a way to show income. So he would pay them for their lottery ticket or steal it from them or whatever the hell he did it. And then he would say, look, I won the lottery. And then he would win the lottery. So that way he would have all this money. Laundered. You could avoid tax evasion charges that way. You could have a proof of income. That's the one where you get that boat. Where'd you get that Cadillac? Where'd you get that house? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's fucked up. You know, a boat has to be to win it twice. He was, yeah, he was, the FBI was helping him too. Obviously they were giving up competitors. Yes. Well, they were responsible probably for some murders. Yeah, yeah. They would bring people to him. Like that was a thing like, hey, we're not going to kill anyone, but we'll bring this guy to you so you could have a little chitchat. And you know, you're driving the guy to his death. Yeah. Pretty much so. He was living in an apartment in Santa Monica with some girl who just talked a lot. And apparently she was yelling at him and that's how he got arrested. Like it. What, like a domestic? Yeah, there was like some screaming and yelling and they were weird. And that was what got people looking at them. Like who the fuck are these people? And then they started, I mean, he wasn't even like hiding in Montana or anything. No, no. He wasn't even on a ranch somewhere in the middle of nowhere where no one's going to be suspicious. He was in fucking Santa Monica in an apartment. That is fucked up. I don't understand like how it's got to be the most stressful life to lead just on the run. I watched that. Some of those shows like cold case files and when they find these people, you know, there he is. Inmates are saying about the brutal prison hit on whitey boulder. He got what he had. He got what he had coming to. He got what he had coming to. Oh, Jesus. He pulled his eyes out. Oh my God. That's like rad stuff. How old was he? 89 or 89? Oh, 89? Yeah. Yeah, it's a... He definitely got what he had coming to him. I don't know. See how anybody could argue that. Apparently, so no sympathy. Really? A piece of shit. Just amazing that he's 89. Maybe to 89. 89. Patrice, was Patrice like 40 when he died? Yeah. Yeah. How's that work? I have no idea. But yeah, I mean, he must have been looking over shoulder constantly. While still in his wheelchair, he was beaten to death with what inmate called shank, schlox, a lock in a sock. That is kind of a Dr. Seuss weapon. While in his wheelchair, before possibly having his eyes partially gouged out with shanks. Oh, fuck. Yeah. That's some real shit. He's just saying let's try to chop off his tongue. Wow. Sometimes it works. Sometimes jailhouse justice actually happens. You don't think it will, but then it does. Sometimes. Sometimes. Sometimes. That's what's coming to him.