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Comedian and writer Tom Papa is the host of the popular podcast "Breaking Bread with Tom Papa", and the co-host, along with Fortune Feimster, of the Netflix radio program "What a Joke with Papa and Fortune." It can be heard daily on Sirius XM.
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He's so good. He's so good in everything. He looks so young there. He was man. Man oh man. What a fucking movie this was because I wanted to believe so bad. Oh yeah. I so wanted to believe they got me. Hey did you talk about that? Did you talk about that alien craft that came into our? What happened? We talked about? Into our galaxy? It did? The one with the Hawaiian name? Oh so it's over. You didn't hear about that one? The one that looks like a joint? Yeah or a big piece of poo. Yeah that's just a rock. The big duty copter? It's just a weird rock. I think. Now they said that uh some like legit people said that it changed speed and went in different directions. Oh legit people? Legit people. Oh. Scientists. Oh them guys. Said that it was uh it could be something. Could be. What does Neil deGrasse say about it? He's not talking right now. Yeah he's in a little bit of a kerfuffle. Kerfuffle. What's this Jim? Harvard scientists say aliens may explain bizarre interstellar object. Yeah I saw that and then I saw someone refuting. Harvard scientists. Harvard. Nobody wants to believe more than me bro. Come on Joe it's real. Well if I was going to mask my spaceship to fly through the galaxy I would definitely make it look like a big rock. Yeah like a big asteroid. Right. Why wouldn't you? Driving through space. Maybe they were like look if we just make this thing drive by them and don't change speeds they'll have no idea just think we're in this asteroid and there'll be sight that we missed them. Okay yeah good call good call. The guy's like let's turn. Someone just hits the gas. I'm tired. I don't want it's fucking taking too long. What'd you do Dave? What? You got it. The fucking cops are behind us Dave. Shit. God damn it Dave you're not supposed to just take off. I told you 65 you fuck. Let's start throwing this weed out the window. Why would it be so hard to believe? A space rock traveling through space. That would be the move right? I mean if they're so advanced they can travel through galaxies they can make the shit look like anything they wanted to. Yeah. Why wouldn't you doll it up? Radiation pressure accelerating force. The only thing that I would think for would be there's no air in space right so it wouldn't be aerodynamics. What would it be momentum? No go down a little bit. I think it answers your question. If radiation pressure is the accelerating force then omomama represents a new class of thin interstellar material. Whoa. It has a different thing that it's using for energy. What? As to what may have produced this previously unseen material it could have emerged naturally from the debris of the planet forming disk in a distant solar system going through yet an unknown process. They've got a whole another way to make. We went from Toyota Corollas to this thing. Jesus Christ. Imagine if that's what we find. The only thing that would think of. That's what it does. The um the like a rock right rock hat is not smooth but it doesn't necessarily need this is where I'm stupid. This is one of one of many where places where I'm stupid but it doesn't necessarily need to be aerodynamic right because it's not going through air it's going through the vacuum of space right exactly so I'm not wrong there it could actually look like a rock. It could be the only issue would be getting it into space right the aerodynamics assuming that you're shooting it from a planet with an atmosphere again gravity should not be talking about this way too stupid. No let's go that's what it's about. If you shot if you like about you're launching it from earth into space right yeah what if you had it encased in like this outer area sort of like the space shuttle is yeah but then once you get to a place you could jettison the outside of it just like they they get rid of those booster rockets right they just fall into the fucking centigrade land on people while they're fishing. That's has to have happened right once you're getting killed by a booster rocket flying out space and hit you in the face then disintegrate but then they could do that they could release the shell and then they would just have the rock and the rock would move through space and it didn't matter what shape it was because it's in the vacuum of space or just get it up into orbit or orbit like the space station go and build it in pieces and then launch it. Do you remember when that commander Chris Hadfield gentleman was on the podcast and he was talking about some kind of magnet that they have that collects subatomic particles out there in the galaxy and that we only know five percent of what the universe is made out of oh my god talking about things like dark matter and he was five percent and this is a guy's scientist space uh a real legit astronaut coming back from six months in space or whatever the fuck he was there for and telling us this really wow what we've talked about that like you can hang with those guys for a little while and then you're like i don't understand what's happening now well it's also the i mean it's amazing what we do know amazing that they can send a guy to space and have him fly around the iss or yeah i mean well talk about what you were saying about uh why are we here and what are we doing yeah like we haven't developed yet something that you can go the uh the speed of light we haven't like what if we do then the whole universe is open to us maybe that's what it is maybe the struggle of developing all this stuff is to get to a scientific level where we can really go i don't think they think the speed of light is even good enough really yeah damn it that was my goal i think that like if you wanted to have options available as to what planet you're gonna colonize you're gonna have to who knows like what if you land on a planet what if you land on a planet and it's like hey it's 74 degrees out guys guys it's all oxygen and nitrogen it's just like earth come on out here come on out here but it's only been like that for 10 years and then it's cycle it's really fucked up like 30 years from now it's going to be a nice age and then all the people have moved there and they're going to freeze to death there's going to be no food at all and that planet doesn't give a fuck like that that is all our science led us to that i don't even know if we can predict like here's my my question can they accurately predict the atmosphere and the conditions and like what the temperature would be if a planet is from a sun like do they have a calculation where they say oh this sun is this amount of big and this planet is this far away so it's definitely going to stay within a certain temperature range for the entire time that the planet do they know that like within like a death range i don't know i would think so like 40 degrees they must death range is 40 degrees bro yeah you get to 140 that's a wrap yeah you're done yeah so like 100 you can make it 140 everyone's dead right you live in a sauna you're gonna run out of water i just don't think we're gonna make it