Joe Rogan and Tom Papa Riff on Creepy Richie Rich Comics

If you're the lottery winner when you're five, you know and you win that golden power ticket 500 million jammy when you're five years old and it's all made Then you don't have to imagine that you growing up it ruin your life. Listen little Tommy. You never have to work again It would ruin your life. What are you talking about grandpa bought you a lottery ticket when you were five Yeah, if you'd be so nice to give us some of that money, that would be nice, but you have seven hundred and ninety million dollars You're like what? Grandpa yeah, grandpa put it in a trust and it's all yours and you can have it Yeah, when you turn 18, but you could give us some of it now You would be fucked man, you know growing up being like Richie Rich Yeah, you'd be a mess. You'd be like what the fuck be a mess You know a face full of cocaine chasing this feelings that you can't get just from Practical everyday work. Can imagine remember that fucking commercial that cartoon Richie Rich. Oh, yeah I guess comic books Every day every year at the Jersey Shore. I get his comic books. He always had new ones That's got to be one of the weirdest cartoons of all time a really rich kid really wish all the money in the world Well all the poor kids would read it and go fuck. I wish I was Richie Rich man. This guy's got everything He's got his own go-kart. Look at him. See you there. He's got bachelors. He's got a Sunday chocolates I want my little dear boy comfy while he takes a nap T. He and he says oh Well, thanks mom. Thanks bring over candy and there's a butler dressed like that dude with the tailcoat coincidentally But look at his but look at it. Look at the name of it. It's Richie Rich the poor little rich boy, right? That's what it was the poor little rich boy cuz he's not Care of cuz he's not happy right? He's really sad. Well, first of all, look at the size of his ankles Kids got out. He's got the gap. He's got gout for sure. But the dude who's got the ice cream Sunday He's the same Dressed the same as it go back to the picture, please the dude with the ice cream Sunday is in the very top Yeah, he's wearing the same clothes that we were mocking The 1800s get up see I used to think about a guy like that like in the shining or something like that Yeah, there's some Butler and I would think of oh, that's a proper man That's a man that he's the guy from the shining and he's just gonna come over and be proper Yeah normal normal then as I got older I realized like oh no That's a guy. It's just a guy and this guy has this fucked up job. Where's to Dress like he lives in another time period and wait on all these rich white people like what in the yeah That's a tortured man right there If you were a serious black rapper like one of them guys with diamond teeth Wouldn't you get a diamond? Oh white servant like that guy? Yeah, that's so funny all white butlers. Yes Just like super Super high-end guys in England. Yeah professionals. It's true. Why don't they he's a professional, but lesser Terri I love diamond teeth Yeah, yeah, poor little Richie Rich. He wasn't happy Cadbury Cadbury Butler Cadbury was his butler Them Oh Cadbury, butler bring over that Sunday. Look at that other poor kid. He's all deformed and shit He looks like he's evolving that other kid looks like his grandparents were Australia pithicus And Richie Rich is like I'll show you what it's like to be rich rich rich rich rich rich Never have these Neanderthal looking fella. I never sat at a table before Blow that picture that kid again out. Tell me it doesn't look Neanderthal ask See as a monkey face fucking straight up does he does he's got total Neanderthal things? There's a real low isn't quite big enough, but they definitely gave him some odd features He does look terrible. Yeah, he's got a ball patch in the back of his head. Let's see on a bullet wound I'm trying to scalp him Poor little guy or a little fella. Who is his name? Fuck face It's Richie Rich Cadbury and his friend fuck face. Oh Girlfriends, he's got all these comic. Look at this. Look at all the girls. Yeah, that is hilarious hit the bills I so as one of them is mom the lady with the blonde hair is his mom, right? A lot of her name. Oh, but the great with the blonde hair is his mom, right? Little otter lotta lotta their names are written down a Little lotta little dot. Oh Christ. They're all his girlfriend little lotta get it. She's big Get it. I'm not I'm I swear to God. I'm having flashbacks from every summer as a child I'd go to this bookstore and there'd be comic books and I buy these Little rich. Yeah, Richie Rich comic books and go home and read them look. He's looking at his shadow It's his dollar symbols free shadow When it when is that a rapper a friend? When is a badass rapper gonna recreate this picture for the covers album? I think that would be perfect for like Gucci Mane Richie rich. Yo, come on. Tell me that wouldn't be have him walk away Cuz he's a he might have already done it because it takes a lot of pictures with his lovely wife That would be a perfect picture For Gucci Mane and his wife funny dollar bill behind him. Hala dollar bill y'all check a chain it's So weird, right? What a crazy idea for a comic strip Bay Area rapper named Richie Rich. Oh, there you go Yeah, I don't remember it being like you weren't really sending a message like money isn't important Awesome when you want to be Richie He could get ice cream whenever he wanted it was always the thing too they're always getting ice cream Cadbury the perfect Butler frightfully fit Oh Yes, mrs. Rich one should keep fit. I exercise all the time how interesting Cadbury That's literally the lines. That's the comedy. Look at the size of her arms Oh, they're like ham hot like she just mounts you and just wraps your head up in those arms and smothers you to death You try to chew your way out, but you run out of air Air whoa, she kills you those meat flaps Get over here and if she's ever in trouble she could literally leap off a building with those things just glide to safety Cumbers cat very fucking Jack. He takes office. Look at him on the left. He's He's going into a hot tub he's got a towel on and no shirt He's ripped. What did Cadbury became so and look at him. What a butler Wow homoerotic What a but so strange Wait a minute You're putting your oh god. Look what he says there. Gosh. I've been keeping you from your bath Cadbury. I'm sorry, please go No need for biology, sir Someday I shall relate to this story of how I was once lost all my clothes at the South Pole And they says what a butler as he's walking and walk away with this tiny little towel around his junk Look how little that towel is. Where do you even find a towel that little that makes it way all the way around your ass? Yeah, he's right Hanging outside you gotta make a choice you covered your dick or you're covering your asshole, but you definitely not covering both What kind of strange snake like towel are you possessing six inches across 12 feet long? Yeah, Cadbury got on the juice started lifted got a fitness coach. It's so funny. That was very homoerotic Weird they were allowed to do weird stuff back then imagine if you had that cartoon today Fucking feds would show up at your door. Yeah. Hey Tom Papa. Let's see your fucking hard drive another one of the pedophile conspiracy creepy piece of shit Fuck you been up to?