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Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comic, podcaster, and actor. He's the host of "The Bertcast" podcast and YouTube cooking program "Something's Burning." He's also the co-host of the "2 Bears, 1 Cave" podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura. Watch his latest special, "Lucky," on Netflix. www.bertbertbert.com

Tom Segura

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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix. www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857

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the door he's got bolts on the inside and outside all the deck hands are really worn out here yeah very weird latex outfits for them to wear oh yeah it's uh the money that that fucking guy must have god yeah he's got his own jet and he has his own like a jet jet he has a 747 yeah he's a 747 yes and he has a runway and house he has like multiple planes but why look at that full story behind Teralta's private jet fleet look at his arm out the window thinking it flies through the window that's a fucking commercial plane yeah in the back room is just it's all like a slip and slide with baby oil look at that look how many he has got multiple Gulf Streams you know he flew for Qantas as a commercial pilot he did yes like on the actual let him fly he's that good of a pilot wow that I think he has some sort of commercial standing with Qantas he has a military jet just in case I'm calling home oh that's really crazy mad at him asking to get a hand job at a massage see yeah that's right hashtag tag baller holy shit yeah that is ballin that's a crazy yacht man I mean that's like a hundred million dollar yacht right there where do you make all his money I mean how much money do you make from like pulp fiction he had that one that was nothing about being a Russian spy or teaching his fort you know like his like well like his wealth wealth wasn't he'd kind of depleted when pulp fiction those like around 93 yeah and then that made him so famous and hot again that he was just he was a 20 million dollar movie guy for for while that was lasting face off yeah yeah so he's but he's doing terrible movies now yeah is he yeah did that gaudy movie it's supposed to be we should probably have a fight companion for God I heard it was really bad I've heard it's so bad I mean you wish to wish wish to do November rolls around we can get drunk again yeah yeah let's get that hammered and watch this gaudy movie it's supposed to be a wretched sack of shit let's do it I mean yeah yeah yeah we'll do that because we've been meaning to do that was the other terrible movie we're meaning to do that with have it on his whole roar the movie about oh that's right that's right there was a movie where a guy who is a lion trainer actually made a movie with lions and a bunch of people that were making the thing oh play the play the clip let's hear the clip hmm do you have the wrong music plan that this is this is a scene slash trailer from God it's the music is really the sting song that's how much piece of shit movie this is the trailer sucks but this is like an acting class good let it play out oh will YouTube yank us for the audio look at him there's a look he just did so fake okay kill it almost feel like you can't even do a mobster anymore it's like it feels like a joke to play you could do it but it would have to be like you have to be authentic gal know if you get back to life like if James Gandolfini was alive today he could play that probably moving yeah sure because you believed it right it's gotta be authentic yeah you'd believe it but he gotta be well it's it's gotta be done I mean score says you could probably do it again like it's just there's just a bunch of people when he's playing young god he just looks like a grown-up Danny Zuko hey apparently Danny Danny and the greasers I tell you what man he birds after the Sopranos came in the air everybody wanted to be Italian it was one of those gross moments in time yeah where all these Italians were like empowered and they were all talking like goombas and they they all wanted to fucking get together and have pasta yeah fucking yeah like ramped it up they take mozzarella mozzarella mozzarella started doing the hand gestures like the guys come on out of that going on and you know as a person who's legitimately Italian it was disgusting yeah like you fucking apes yeah you doing you know yeah yeah yeah they ramped it up you know and like Greek people like I'm Italian start pretending that there was you know there was a time where there was so many auditions for so many fucking movies that was all about Italian all Italian what is this life on the line another a power line guy really this is by the way we should this you this is probably worse for sure what the fuck huh how about urban cowboy that that's this is the premise of urban cowboy urban cowboy works on one we'll have a double feature I thought that they are in night well we'll play gaudy and we'll play life on the line we'll sing we'll have people sync it up this is what we'll do this mark those to mark those two movies and so we'll get those on the Netflix and we'll after sober October's over it will get fucking hammered we'll bring a five gallon jug of Tito's in here I love it