Joe Rogan on Andy Ruiz Jr. KO'ing Anthony Joshua!!!

One of the main reasons you're here, I want to talk to you, is because you're my favorite Mexican. And now we have a Mexican-American heavyweight champion of the motherfucking world. That's crazy. How crazy is that? That's insane. I can't believe it. Even love Mexico. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I didn't know Mexico had a heavyweight boxer. Oh my God, Andy Ruiz is the shit. He is the shit. He's what America needs right now with all this border wall crisis shit, a heavyweight champion that's Mexican. Yeah. He's the one that's the son and one that's fucking good and one that has a big belly. And he knocks out a dude who looks like he's chiseled out of granite. I mean, no one has ever had a better body than Anthony Joshua. You've only had a different body. No one's had a better body. He's like, what is he, like six, seven or some shit like that? Can I see him? I don't even know that. Oh my God. Dude, Anthony Joshua is one of the best built heavyweight boxers of all time. And he's legit. He was the champ and all that. The Olympic gold medalist, the champ knocked out Vladimir Klitschko. I mean, he's a fucking monster from the UK. From the UK. Okay. Yeah. He was the champ and he was supposed to fight big baby Miller and big baby Miller tested positive for the Mexican supplements. Ironically enough. Boom. That's Anthony Joshua. I mean, come on, son. Yeah. How tall is he? Because he's gigantic. He's got a 12 pound. And he's, Andy Ruiz looked short in that fight. Six, six. Shit. Yeah. But Ruiz is like six two. He just looked tiny when he's standing next to Joshua. Joshua's a giant of a man. And just fucking jacked. What does it say is wait listed as? 249. 249. I wonder if that was for the last fight. Because I'm sure with a giant dude like that, it varies back and forth. But, so I was out to dinner and I get a text from Brendan Chob. Brendan Chob hit me with a spoiler alert. He said, fuck. Joshua got knocked out. And I was like, no. And I go, what happened? And he goes, he got fucked up in the seventh round. By a Mexican. And he goes, I'm sick. I go, you're sick. I go, I'm happy as fuck. I couldn't wait to come home and watch it. I love when crazy shit happens. This is my favorite thing in fights. Look at that guy. Look at no disrespect champ. But he jokes about it himself. I'm trying to get him in here too. Oh, that would be crazy. Look at his body. I mean, it looks like a regular dude. What if he got shredded? How much would he weigh? Why would he get shredded? No, but if he did, though, he might be a middleweight. I would feed him on the sneak tip. I'd wake him up in the middle of the night with some great Mexican food. That dude needs to stay exactly how he is. See, look, he's got muscles under there. Like, look at his stomach. He's just got some body fat on him. But here's one thing. If you do have great cardio, one thing that body fat can do is it can protect you somewhat. It's like wearing eight sweaters. I've joked around about this before. People think I'm bullshitting. And I kind of am a little bit, because I know most of the impact gets in there. But if you were going to fight a guy, and right before you fought him, he puts on a vest made out of fat and meat and stitches it up, and it sticks out like fucking 10 extra inches. He'd be like, hey, what is all this? What are you doing? You can't put that on. And then if you hit him to the body and he barely reacts, you'd be like, fuck. I can't believe this guy's cheating with his fat vest. Think about that shit. You have good cardio, and you got some fat around your gut. That shit might protect you. Look at Daniel Cormier. Yep. Fade Ore. Look at Fade Ore. You're dealing with these giant dudes, giant dudes who can fuck you up with one shot. There might actually be an advantage to having a gut, and that's not bullshit at all. It's not ideal in the lower weight class. Bring back guts. You brought back fanny packs. I'm bringing back guts. Dude. I'm thinking of growing my own. How great would that be? I'm tired of being healthy. Barely hanging on. Tired of working out. You're like, are chicks only dated dudes with guts? That could be the new thing. Yeah. Dude, that was amazing. Are you kidding? Did you see that gif on Brendan Shopp's page of DJ Khaled? Is that how you say his name? Who's a big fellow himself? Climbing out of a golf cart with a shirt open? Let me show you this. I don't want to read the caption. See, my problem with sharing this is I want to know who the fuck made this, because it's really funny. I wish I knew the dude to give him credit, you know? It says it. Oh, it says it there? The creator of the gif? Can I see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it up on there for him, Jamie? Hold on. Hold on. Jamie's got to... Jamie's got to... Might be a problem. Copyright issue? Somebody else might have stole it from someone. Somebody might have stole it from somebody else? You got to talk in the microphone. People will listen. Yeah, yeah. Somebody else might have told him someone. I'll just put it up, though. Okay. Look at this. All the big men headed to brunch with their shirt open today after the interview he's with. He's bringing back guts. Dude, that would be amazing. And, dude, he's super friendly. Like, really nice guy. Thanks to his mom. He told his mom after the fight, you know, we don't have to suffer anymore. We do. This just changed our lives, you know? It's beautiful. It's pretty... Yeah, the last... I was crazy into boxing before I saw UFC 2. Once I saw UFC 2, I kind of just dropped boxing. But I was way into boxing. I had stacks of ring magazines all over my house. I wouldn't throw them away. I was way into it. And all we had as Mexicans in the heavyweight division was Alex Garcia. Remember him? Yeah. He was... He broke the top ten. He was up there for a little bit, but he just... You know, that's the closest we ever got. Unless there's been someone else since then. This was like 1990. I haven't followed boxing at all. Well, that's why it was big for Mexican Americans when Kane Velasquez was the UFC Heavyweight champ. That was the first ever Mexican heavyweight champ in combat sports. Right? Am I correct? Yeah. It's weird though in MMA, people aren't racist in MMA really as much as boxing. They're really racist. Like, boxing, I'm always going for the Mexican. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean? Yeah, we talked about this, but in MMA, you go to the Jiu-Jitsu guy. I don't care what nationality you are in MMA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.