Joe Rogan | Nobody Thought Data Would be So Valuable

Jesus, why are you reading about this? Is something wrong with you? Where do you find that stuff, Jamie? Why do you go looking for us? What does Google try to sell you? This is the images of I eat ass Florida man, and I just started scrolling down. Okay, we go to Jamie's, like, Google ads, it's all duct tape and crowbars and shit. A lot of rope. What's up with all this rope? What's up with all the hand saws? What's going on, man? This is how you know that even when you clear your search engine, it doesn't matter. Because I clear my shit sometimes, and even when I go back to Pornhub, it still knows my suggested shit. So, creepy. Look into it. Time to look into it. Time to look into the pornhub. That's where people are making money. It's from cookies, and using your information and your data, and finding out what you're interested in, selling it to advertisers. It's all very, very sorted stuff. The Zuckerbergers got us, dude. Yeah, there was a Zuckerberg does. I mean, it's just, there's a lot of, it's weird that that sort of escaped the imagination of people that were looking towards the future. Like, they didn't think the data would be so valuable. Nobody really saw that 20 years ago. When the internet was first coming alive, nobody ever thought they'd be able to check your searches. Like, when they figured out how to make a search engine, and then tied it into what you're searching for, and selling that to advertisers. God, it's genius. But it's crazy that they can make so much money. It's like you were talking about, it's not right that you can make so much money telling jokes. Well, it's really not right that you make so much money providing a search engine. Off of the materials that you search, which you're supposedly, you're protected by, right? You're supposed to think that your searches are protected. But on one hand, right, it's cool because you get all this data, you get this information. But, you know, you could literally find out any answer to any question. We do it all the time. But then the other part, it's like, well, what am I giving up? You get to now they know what you like, what things you're thinking about buying, what cars you're interested in, what movies you like. They know that, so they start selling you that. They're like, oh, I guess I want them to sell it to me. That is what I like. Kind of. Yeah, that is a nice car. Wow, look at that. Hey, that movie does look good. You know, and then you're like, oh, my Google is really working out well for me. You want to become autonomous with the machine? It's just a big net, just casting out and just finding all the things you're interested in. Like if they put a chip in you, are you cool with the chip? I've got one already. You got the chip, dog? Yeah. Which version, though? 2.6? I don't know. I don't ask questions. Yeah, don't. Why would you? You just gotta chip me up. Chip me up, dog? You gotta go to Langley, Virginia. You go to where they kept him a collector. That's how they chip you. And Langley? You gotta go to the FBI. They have to know you're okay. I'll get chipped. You're cool. I would get chipped. You don't know you're cool. Chip me, dude. I'll chip me the fuck up. What would it take for you to get chipped? Like for real. If there was a chip and it provided your GPS tracking everywhere you go, but you could read people's minds. So the government knew where you were all the time. They do. But everybody else that had a chip in it, you could read their mind. Like you could see their intentions. You could find out if they're upset. You could find out if they're rational or irrational. Maybe you could even show them the error of their ways with your thoughts. I don't want to know people's heads. And they already know where you're at, man. They got your fucking phone. No, no. They can have that. I don't want to know what's going on. Like Jamie's head. You don't want to know? Jamie's fine. You know what he's thinking about right now? Food. Yeah. Yeah. It's like 320. You're bringing up the movie Upgrade almost. Oh, yeah. That is like what it was like, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember why he got it, but. He was shot in a, spoiler alert, he was shot in like a robbery by armed gang members. They shot him and paralyzed him. And then this guy brought him back to life with his chip in his spine that regenerated spinal tissue and gave him super powers and he knew Kung Fu and all kinds of other shit. Chip me, dude. Yeah. That's not from me. Jamie. That's from John Carpenter. That's the thing. Jamie, get out of here with us. Jamie. Stop with, you're distracting the shit out of me today. What's going on with you? I say chip me up. Chip me the fuck up. What about you, Jamie? Would you get distracted if you had a chip inside of you? Would you think about it all the time? Yeah, the Neural Link scares the shit out of me. That's basically the same thing. Right, if you're wearing it. Yeah. But do you think you just, like that would become, like you would think about that chip all the time? No. No. You'd definitely forget about it. You'd forget about it. Just think you forget about anything else that you have and that you forget about this thing, that this tracking device on a console. As long as you can pick it up and put it down. Like you feel like you're not really connected to it. Yeah. Even though you absolutely are. Yeah, you are. But if you had something inside you, you'd be like, oh boy, I really went for it. I got a chip. Are you talking to it? Yeah, like the guy that did the upgrade movie. See, I would want to talk to it. The current movie. Yeah. Yeah, we're talking. Turn on my car. Get directions to Joe's. Yeah, you can't forget about it then. It's close to it, man. Yeah, but then you just, then it becomes one with you. It's not like you're thinking about it. You're just acting. If I woke you up in the middle of the night, you'd be pissed. Why would it wake me up? I told it not to. You know what I've been doing with Siri lately? That dumb bitch. Don't use it. I tell her what to do. I make her make notes for me. So I go, hey Siri, make a note. And what would you like to say? What do you want it to say? Exactly. Right there. Whose phone was that? Mine or yours? Yours. See that? Okay, I created a note. You just created a note. She's listening to you, dude. Hey, here we go. Hey, Siri, make a note. What do you want it to say? Andrew Santino is the last of the great gingers. Okay, I created a note. Andrew Santino was the last of the great gingers. That's a good, yeah. That's pretty beautiful. Yeah, she's pretty good. She changed was to is, did you say is? She did that, see? But it's good enough for me. If I have ideas, if I'm driving around, I have ideas. I just tell Siri to do my dirty work for me. It's the best. It's made me capture so many more ideas that I would never be able to capture because I'm driving.