Joe Rogan Learns About the Most SJW Comic Book Ever Made

It's the new warriors. Have you seen the most woke? No. What is this? You're just gonna think it's a joke. Really? Yeah, so this is the kind of thing he would be laughing at, okay? And people... Because I haven't read comics for like... Since I was a kid. Yeah, I like comic book movies, but... Everybody likes the movies, but they should... It should be easier than ever to give kids the comics. Okay, what is this? So this is... Oh, okay, we have talked about this. Snowflake and save space, yeah. So this is like some kind of trolling, but basically they've been doing this in comics for the last... You know, it's like a nerdy... Here's what happened. Comics in like Star Wars and all that shit was like nerdy guys that don't get laid stuff at one point. And then it became kind of cool to be a nerd. And then it became a high property and Sunan got claimed by... Like the Portland... The Cthulhu Portland thing? That's what comes of it. This, unironically. Look how unironically they swapped the gender colors. Well, people are mad... Blue and pink. Yeah, people that are fucking... I don't even know whose jurisdiction this is, but people were mad at this. The people they're trying to pander to were like, I don't dress like this. You better not. It's ridiculous. If you dress like that, even people that don't want to make fun of you will start making fun of you. Well, it just looks like I would give up. I'm like, I can't mock you better than you're doing yourself. Like what? Okay. I mean, if I was like, hey, why don't you make fun of the stupidest woke comic you could think of? That would be my character. Bro, her bulge is bigger than his bulge too. Have you noticed that? Well, how do you know that's the woman? Well, I'm assuming the one that's in the blue with the hips like a woman is the woman. And the one that's built like a man, I'm assuming that's a man. It's a trick question. Neither of them are a woman. It's a trick question. The answer is you're a piece of shit. You fucking pig. You cis gendered ass fuck. Yeah. Wait, then here's well be negative isn't as funny as, oh, wait, where's the girl at the backpack? That's the other one. Oh, holy shit. Screen time. He has goggles over his eyes. Because he was exposed to his grandfather's internet gas. His grandfather's experimental. It's really lost over it. Where's the she's fucking hot. That's the old. That's the old warriors. Oh, those the old ones? Yeah. Fire story. Back in the good days. Shit. Where's the girl with the backpack? I don't know. All right. So this guy up to the top. This is the main. No, that's not a. What do you think her power is? Her power is eating cake. No. What? It's a magical backpack that has unlimited snacks. No, I'm making that up. She just has a magical backpack. Oh my God. A pocket dimension with seemingly infinite space, which you could pull out useful or random objects. Okay. So look at the joy. So it's not always under her control, though. She claims to get her power from God, but not the God you're thinking of. Jesus Christ. I can't do this. But look at the drawings. Let me see the drawing. Look her in the eyes while you say that. She looks strong. Like she can carry a lot of stuff on her back. What a magical. She gets too much. You can't be a superhero. You too much. It's like you know how door like how Wendy from Wendy's got real big when they showed her again. This is like what happened to door. The Explorer. She she got a whole turn. I gave up. I can't they want something that like that's a troll. That's that's like that. That's a luxury. That's like when you have the luxury of being like like Gillette like are you good enough to get Gillette as opposed to being like please buy our thing. We're in fear. We're a fucking razor company. That's what this is. Fuck you to the people that are into that shit, which you can only do in a good economy. Like now people better love your shit. You don't get to just troll them. Right. Good point. Right. It's gonna be harder to sell things or troll me and make me laugh. Well, I I will give it to that guy who made that up.