Joe Rogan Imagines Anti-Aging Medicine Gone Wrong

Aubrey DeGray, who's a life extension specialist, was on my podcast last week. And he thinks that that's the future of regenerative medicine, is that these advancements in stem cell therapy and medical technologies, that they're eventually going to hit some point where they can sort of treat aging like it's a disease, instead of like it's inevitability, treating it like it's a disease, and actually reverse the process. Holy fuck. Holy fuck, bro. No, thanks. You're going to look like you're 12 years old. You're going to go so hard into it. I looked 30 when I was 12. You're going to fuck it up. You're going to go so far, you're going to turn into a little kid, and your wife's going to go, I just, I missed the old Santino. They're like, but I got so much energy. This is what you get, bitch. I'm actually like, little week. Yeah. And I'll fuck you all day. I'm crazy. I'm going to hang out with my friends, and then I'm going to fuck you 13 times. Imagine if we get, we fuck up, and you do stem cell therapy, but it goes too far, and you're like Benjamin Buttons. It goes the other way. You all look like kids. You go back to a kid. You fuck up. Imagine if they fucked it up. Imagine if they go, okay, we've never seen this before, Andrew. How tall are you? How tall are you? Six, two. Six, one, and some change. Six, one, you're 5'11". Like what? And you look like you're 14. What? What are you saying? I don't think there's anything to worry about, because I think at the very least, the worst thing is you'll get to go 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, again. You have to do it all over again. It's like you're a 14-year-old with all the knowledge, and I don't think you're going to get any younger. You're like, what do you mean you don't think? You don't think? Well, we don't know yet. We're not sure. And then you come back in four months later, and you're smaller still. I'm nine. Now you're nine years old. You're losing like a year every six months. I'm nine. I'm holding in my poop. My anxiety is at a high. I'm nine. Can you imagine? If they can reverse the aging process, what if they fuck it up and turn you into a baby? And you've got all this money, and then you're like just signing over your will when you're two and your family's like, he can't understand what he's signing. No, no, no, I'm two, but I'm 50. Like you look like you're two. You got the pen and everything. You're ready to write shit down. Mr. Baby. Mr. Baby? The family's like, there's no fucking way. You cannot let him sign this. He's two. He's like, I'm 52 years old. I'm not two. But he can't talk, and his arms are all flailing around. He's like doing this like a baby. You have to sign everything off by the time you can't talk anymore because it's going to get to a point in time where you're just going to make goo-goo noises. Like trapped. A 55-year-old man trapped in the head of a baby. Do you die then? Yeah, you just crawl right back at your mom's pussy. That's what you do. Oh, so she's got to be around. She's got to be around to take you back to. Is she a baby too? How's this work? We're probably going to just put her on the same program, bring her back to the time she's 20. Okay, great. And then you climb right back in. What if there was a reverse button? You said like, use it at the right time. By the time you're 80, then you just go back. Get down to the time you're six and then hit it again. Yeah. Do it once. Go back to- Just live forever? I don't want to live- No, not forever, but like just double instead of going to max 80. But then you'd go- I want to do it one more time. I want to do it one more time. Imagine being 10. Slowly reverse. Imagine being 10 years old today. Like if you just had to go back to school at 10, and kids would be trying to bully you and say stupid shit. Do you imagine what you would do to those kids? Murder. Well, I wouldn't beat them up, but I just talking to them how you could mind fucking 10 years old who's trying to be mean to you. Like, oh, Bobby, you trying to be mean to me, Bobby? Yeah. What's the matter, Bobby? I know about your father's addiction and the fact that your mom is with the neighbor. Wait, what? Oh! There's a great scene. There's a phenomenal scene in a show called Pen 15. These girls are like my age, but they play teenagers on the show. What? It's great. It's really funny, but there's a funny scene when she gets pep docked into talking shit during a fight. And she's like, her friend is like, call him an aardvark dick. And she's like, okay, what else? And she's like, just use any ammunition you have against him, right? And he's bullying the girl and she's like, whatever, aardvark dick. And everyone's laughing. And then she goes, yeah, and that's why your dad died. And everyone's like, oh shit, that's mean, dude. It's such a good scene. And she thinks she's like fucking, like everyone's cheering her on. And she says his dad died and starts crying. Yeah, if you had the intellectual capacity to just shut down, I mean, you'd emotionally break them. Oh, you'd break them.