Joe Rogan - Coyotes Will Attack Your Kid and Eat Your Dog

One of the reasons why it's good to have coyotes around. Yeah. It's one of the reasons why it's good to have owls. All those things, hawks, all those things keep the rat population down. So people run around killing hawks and owls. And there was also a problem with people that leave out poison. Because they leave out poison for the rats, and the rats eat the poison, and then the owls eat the rats, and they get poison. They die. Oh, dear. Yeah, it's an issue. That's no good. We have coyotes, too, that come out in broad daylight. Yeah, you got to be careful those little fuckers run your kids. Yes, and around small little dogs, too. We have little shitty dogs that can eat, too. Yeah. Kids, too, huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they'll bite your fucking kids. I mean, if no one's around, if you leave a kid in the yard, three-year-old kid, I'm just going to, mommy has to take a shit. Be right back. I do that all the time. Come back out. Come back out to a half-eaten kid. I take my kid with me to take a shit. I put him on my lap when I shit. You have to. Of course. I'm not going to let my kid be alone. No way. Three-year-olds get into everything. Especially with fucking animals, animals out there. That's dark. That's a weird thing. Those coyotes are really predators that are wandering. We know we had a big issue with them because we have chickens, and they start killing some of our chickens. But then we realized we're targeted. Our yard is targeted by these little tiny wolves. It's very strange. These little wild creatures that are sneaky, smart. And they can jump over walls, too. Forget it, man. They jump over walls like nothing, like six-foot fence. They bounce to the top of the fence, then bounce over it like it's not even there. Don't give a fuck. They're elegant. I know. The way they move, it's really kind of beautiful to watch. They look like just dogs. Like, I'll see them in the neighborhood. I'm like, oh, shit, that's a coyote, dude. At first, you're like, is that someone's dog? And then you just see them kind of skulking. They just, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Oh, I like them. Do you? I like looking at them, but then I know what they're capable of. And you're like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, they will eat your dog, for sure. Definitely. They eat a lot of dogs. I had a friend. She had her doggy right in front of her. She had a little Maltese, lived out in Westlake Village, in broad daylight. She was just standing in the backyard with a little Maltese, and a coyote just came and snatched it up right in front of her and just went away with it. And you're like, there goes my dog, broad daylight. Wow. We got two little shits. I don't let them run around in the yard. Did she freak out? Yeah, of course. She was devastated. She was traumatized. Love that dog. Maltese is essentially a lab dog. You're not training that thing to do much else other than sleep with you and love you. So it's a member of the family. And it's like fucking coyote snatches it up. It's crazy. It's hard out there for a coyote, though. They got to eat. You catch that little fat dog slipping. Yeah. Stupid, cunty dog getting fed by these people. That's right, but they won't fuck with Marshall, right? He's too big. He's too big. Yeah, he's too big. Maybe two of them could try to take him down. They might. Yeah. If they felt like he wasn't going to do anything about it, they felt like he was submissive, or they felt like they could just get a hold of him, who knows? They've definitely killed dogs as big as him before.