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Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, actor, podcaster, and author. He co-hosts two podcasts: “Your Mom’s House” with his wife, comedian Christina Pazsitzky, and “Two Bears, One Cave” with Bert Kreischer. He is also the author of “I’d Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays.” Watch his comedy series, “Bad Thoughts,” now streaming on Netflix. www.ymhstudios.com https://www.netflix.com/title/81740857
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college athletes Generate a lot of revenue. They're getting fucked. Yeah Athletes are getting pimped out. Yeah a hundred percent especially in like football basketball Well, you were telling me what I was talking to Jamie when you went to pee Yeah about the how big the game was that you want to see fucking God And I was saying is there what about baseball is baseball like that? No, nobody gives a fuck about college baseball basketball is a little bit. He said much madness. Definitely Those are the big college football get that's big time and it's worth billions of dollars many billions Yeah, yeah, which is crazy. Those kids aren't getting paid that doesn't make any fucking sense Well, I got free scholarship Joe you go school for free. Oh great get $25,000 a year's worth of free education. Yeah, fuck you. I Tend to agree. I'll say there's a couple kids like interesting story. I came out earlier this year He's on one of the teams that did really good UFC or UCF. I'm sorry Yeah, see if kicker was a youtuber as the season started and he got in trouble because he was making profit off of his likeness On YouTube so they took away his ability to do that. Oh I think he left the team. Oh my god, you fucking monsters What do you don't own people that that's what drives me crazy. Yeah, it's like you don't own people They're providing a service that makes you an extraordinary amount of money. Yeah, and yet you're keeping all of it Like that patino thing 1.5 million the school. I'll give him 10 grand. Yeah, I get school 10 grand Yes, I know the money. Yeah Oh, that's the argument I know I think the the thing about Assholes the people who who really argue the free education thing and like how that should be a value it's because They ain't worth the shit. Like that's why they think that's awesome Yeah, like your skill level is not impressive right and you don't generate millions and billions of dollars So you go it's fucking $100,000 worth of free education there. It's like yeah, but like I'm bringing 10 million to the table, bro Right thing and here's the big thing how much damage are they getting in that four years? How much damage they do into the body in football? Yeah in high-level Division one FPS football a lot of those dudes are playing and they're playing basically with you know, the The next NFL players. So yeah, they're yeah, they're fucking each other up They're fucking each other up and the odds of their body getting damaged to the point where they never could peak professionally are very hot Oh, definitely Yeah so if you think of like there was a statistic about NBA or excuse me NFL players like how many of them make it into the fourth year and It's very low. Yeah, they're not for long league. They're they call it. Yeah, that's the nickname for the NFL Not for long. Yeah, the average NFL career is like three point some season. So yeah, yeah, so think of that You're you're basically trying to do to outrun that through college. Yeah, and then make it into the pros Yeah, that's why you really from a business perspective You really have to support guys coming out of college early to the NFL. Oh, I mean there's people who are like Some people what about the fuck out of here? I read a book. Yeah, well, I'm ballin bitch. I'll go back Go back with my free time man. Yeah, go back. You're still only gonna be 25 years old when your career is over It's fucking nuts. I know there's millions on the table millions. Yeah, 22. Come on. Hello Give a thing about how poorly you would handle that I think about it now a lot if I had been 22 and some rich Yeah, I was like here's 10 million dollars. I'd be like what I would definitely not have been like Yeah, dude able to handle that well Yeah, I think about that hardcore. I think about like what if I won the lottery when I was 20 like what go nuts You go nuts. Yeah, I got diamonds in my jacket man. Check it out. I'm on my TFS. My buttons are all diamonds I'm on my dickhole Yeah, I think It's like we were talking about earlier about a guy Being rich and having rich children Struggle is fucking very important for you. Yeah, it's very good for you. It's very important for you. It builds character It builds resolve respect. No. Yeah Yeah, respect money that like how many professional athletes who make millions of dollars work out as hard as my friend Cameron Haynes Right think of that that fucking guy's a regular job, dude Works for the Department of Water and Power in Oregon. Does he really? Yep 95 regular job During his lunch hour. He doesn't work nine to five. He works like Seven to four and One of the reasons why he's got an extra hour in there is because he runs during his lunch break So he takes like two hour lunches and runs for two fucking hours Runs the hills and then comes back and finishes out the rest of the eight hours of the day I thought that dude feels good all day though. Just savage. Yeah, he doesn't feel good. You don't want to feel good Just in case more pain like small time. Yeah, but he's happy with saying he's happy in pain I don't know man. I mean he's not he gets shit. I'm missing in pain. He's like this shit hurts You