Joe Rogan - Ari, Bert, & Tom at the Georgia-Alabama Game #BertIsFat

but you're over an experience we're good all right we're live sort of sort of I'm were rolling for roll rolling rolling dog so so we're talking about the game we stopped because we figured this probably good for the podcast so I already finally paid off the bet I paid it off in a big way man a big way big way I am so if you remember I when we were doing the weight loss challenge, it was like whoever wins decides the sporting event. We're all sports fans basically, you know. And I said at the time, I was like, let's go see Barcelona. I think I wanted to see Barcelona play Paris in some tournament cup, a tournament that they were playing in. And I was like, two of the premier teams, and it would be fun to go to Europe and make Ari pay for it, you know. So I told him that, and he was like, I'm going to fucking Malaysia. He just left. So never heard from him again, and four months later, you know how it all played out. So when he got back, he was getting fucking slammed by people because he was supposed to pay up this bet, you know, and people were destroying him. You know that, I mean, online, they were just like, well sure, you're a piece of shit. Probably worse than that. But anyways, once we got to like hanging out, once we did the sober October thing, he was just like, right before that actually, I think he was like, wait a minute, wait a minute, which means like, what do you want to do, right? And I go, well, how about, I go, he's like, you know, you picked the event. I go, I'm a big college football fan. Let's go to the national championship game. And I remember at the end of 2013 season, 2014, FSU and Auburn played in the Rose Bowl out here. And Burt's an FSU alum. I'm a big FSU fan. I was like, let's go to the game. And I remember that we met, it was like, we got somebody who had student, because they both always in the national championship, they allow students to go to the game for pretty expensive, much less than the general public can go for. In other words, because you want students to have the ability to go to see their school play. So we got like student tickets for, I think they were 350 each. And that's pretty expensive, you know, especially for a student. But I remember Burt treated me, he bought the ticket from me. And we went to that game and he left that fucking halftime of the national championship game. Why did he leave? He was, I'm tired, I gotta see the kids, I've been drinking. He just left. There was one of the best games. He just left you there? Yeah, we were sitting in separate sections. But I was like, are you fucking, I was like texting him. He was like, I'm like. So you were by yourself and he was by himself. Yeah, yeah. He knew more people at the game, because a lot of his friends that he went to school with were at the game too. But I'm like, you're gone? Did you just see the kickoff return? The lead just swung and he was like, I'm at home. And I was like, all right. So, all right, psycho. So weird. So weird. I gave him the shit for it. I still gave him the shit for it. But it ended up being just this amazing finish. So anyways, when I tell Ari I wanna go to this, I'm kinda thinking that's the ballpark. Like, because that's the only experience I have. So the game's in Atlanta. He buys tickets. And I'm like, I go, you're not flying me, coach. You know that. You're the champ, you're the first. Bert, Bert is coach. You know what I mean? Bert gets coach. Bert gets coach. Bert gets coach. I'll get him a seatbelt extension. I'm like, all right, cool. But Bert ended up going from somewhere else. So anyways, he bought the ticket. He got an Airbnb, a really nice house, for a few days in Atlanta. And then it's, the big thing is game day. I'm thinking like, oh, that's cool that you got these tickets and you got, but I think it's like reasonable. And then we get to the stadium. It was a total fucking disaster to get in because Trump went to the game. So it was raining, it was wet, secret service everywhere, two hour lines to get into the venue. And I paid a guy, a security guy, 100 bucks to walk us through the line, which is, which was almost impossible because it was so packed. But I don't know, he just started walking us through the line, like in front of people. People were yelling at the security guy, which was like so uncomfortable. He's like a young black kid and like old white people were like, the fuck are you doing? He's like, I'm security. And they're like, you're not security, you piece of shit. Like right to his, right in front of us. I was like, God damn. Like I just have never seen someone flip out like that. What we were doing was highly unethical. We shouldn't have done it, but like, we just weren't gonna wait in that line. And then Burt, of course Burt in a crowd like that, he's like, it's okay, I'm famous. We're famous guys. Like yelling that to people, which is like, no, he didn't. Oh, absolutely. Everywhere we went, if we went to a restaurant, they would come up like, hey, can I get you guys something to drink? And he'd be like, do you recognize this? We were like, they were like, what? Was he serious? I think it's part of his like, you know, whatever style. And then they were like, I'm sorry. So part of a joke or part of, kind of a joke, but not 100%. He's like halfway in the middle because one time, he was like, we're famous comedians. And the lady was like, oh, I know who you are. And he was like, isn't that awesome being famous guys? Shut up. And he was serious? I mean, he's like half serious. He's like weird. But it's like, you see him in his element. It's like him with crowds is really, like you realize he really enjoys it. Like he really enjoys the large groups. He enjoys being recognized. He fucking, like sometimes we were walking and people were like, hey, you're the guy. I've seen you on Facebook. He's like, you want a picture? And they were like, OK. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he loves it. He loves it. And then we were talking about how like people would say like, Tom. And I was like, yeah. And they're like, hey. And then they would walk away. They wouldn't come over to me. They're like, hi. And then they'd walk another way. But with birth, they're like, hug you? They take their shirt off. They sing together. I love it. And he's like in his glory with it. It's perfect. So anyways, we get through this horrific line into this unbelievable $1.6 billion stadium that they built in Atlanta. I mean, it's fucking amazing. It's such a beautiful just standalone stadium. You know, it's so state of the art. It's incredible. We get in there. Ari got us 50 yard line. So right in the middle, like 20 rows back. I'm like, these are fucking amazing. Like you couldn't ask for better seats. It has like some club access for like free booze, free food, catered food, prime rib. I'm like, Jesus. I'm like, how much did you pay for these tickets? And he's like, mm-hmm. I go, yeah, I want to know. $3,500 each. Whoa. I was like, Ari, are you fucking shitting me? He's like, how'd you do it? How'd you do it? Oh, yeah. I'm gonna do it. But he fucking spent over 10 grand on tickets for us. Wow. Yeah. Wow. That's amazing. I mean, those are great seats, too. Like those are absolutely amazing seats. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.