Joe Rogan Calls BS on 18 Year-Old Sexually "Assaulted" by Kevin Spacey

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Andrew Santino

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Andrew Santino is a standup comedian and actor. He's the host of the "Whiskey Ginger" podcast and co-host of the "Bad Friends" podcast with Bobby Lee. Look for his new comedy special "Andrew Santino: Cheeseburger" on now streaming on Netflix. www.andrewsantino.com

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Like there was this thing about Kevin Spacey and they made the text available of this guy who Kevin Spacey was touching his dick going back and forth with his girlfriend. Bro, they were laughing about it. Okay, and they're trying to make it seem like this is evidence that he was scared and that Kevin Spacey was sexually abusing him. They were like, oh my God, he's gay. He's gay. He's touching my dick. He's gay. He's unzipping my pants. He's gay. This guy was texting his girlfriend while Kevin Spacey... I mean, his asshole, he's so gay. He's so gay. I think he must be gay because I'm fucking him in his mouth now. Bro, they released all the text messages, but they didn't release some of them. And the mother said that she deleted a lot of them that related to his frat boy like behavior. What is that? Probably jokes about getting his dick sucked by Kevin Spacey. That shit in there. That's hilarious. No, there's some deception going on. I think, I mean, I'm not a, obviously I'm not a lawyer. But I think they're trying to make some money. That's what I think. I think it's horseshit. I don't think this 18 year old kid's worried about this 800 year old man touching his dick. And you flat line that guy. You just pop him in the face. When you're 18, you'll punch the fuck out of some 65 year old pervert. Come in, little boy. Unless he's a small fellow. I don't know if he's... I have no idea about his physical stature. But if I was 18, some guy kept grabbing my dick. I'd put him to sleep. Yeah, dude. You go at night and touch my dick. That's the first thing you do at 18. You're like, I'm going to fight you, dude. I'm like, you're not going to fuck me, man. What is this? The message is start with the accuser texting. Like he's hanging around me in the bar. He's got my number and asked me to come out with him. The girlfriend replies, are you kidding? And then sends two other messages saying what? And then he says, sounds like he's hitting on you. The man types, I think he is. And then he's grabbing my leg and expletive. Oh my God, you can't say cock. And goes away to say, I'm not gay, adding, but I think spacey is. The accuser continued texting saying that he was being touched inappropriately, like eight times later adding. And then he invited me to his house. Hey, pro tip. Pro tip. When a dude is touching your dick, you got to tell him to stop. Look at this joke. Not once does he say the guy's trying to tell him to stop. What the expletive fuck is happening? Yeah, I saw this. I saw this. I was going to get to that. Jesus Christ, you reached out my pants. What the fuck is happening? Have fun, but not too much fun. If you know what I mean. Jesus Christ, he reached out my pants. Help. No, this is Kevin ducking spacey. The bitch came and spoke. She fucked the auto text up. He's gay. He's buying me another drink. Oh my God, babe. He's gay. I think I want to hang. This kid is gay. Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Why are you texting? The accuser writes that he got autographs and a hell of a story. Come on, man. It's opportunistic. Opportunistic. Maybe he's not gay. Maybe he's just a kid having a good time. Not a lot of people that get sexually assaulted have time to text. Okay. I'm just saying. He's having fun playing around. He was enjoying the fact that it was Kevin Spacey doing to him for sure, but it doesn't sound to me in any way like he was threatened. It sounded like he let the guy touch him and maybe he should be accused of blue-boned, Mr. Spacey. Did Spacey get a nut? Does it say that at the end? Do you think that he was flirting with him a little bit? Come on. Did Kevin Spacey run? He thinks it's funny. It's fucked up. The whole story is fucked up. If Kevin Spacey really did do it, then it's fucked up that we're joking about it. Yeah. And if Kevin Spacey didn't do it, then it's fucked up. This guy is trying to set him up because he just wants to make money and he's ruining Kevin Spacey's life. Yeah. But Kevin Spacey's life is already in the... Yeah, it's spiral. There's a lot of shit going on. There's a lot of shit. A lot of dick grabbing. This was a nice, late incident. That was one of many, but different. But it's a different thing. If you look at that story, after you read those texts, you go, oh, this is a different thing. Yeah. This isn't like he's trying to force some guy into a bathroom and bludgeon him and fucking while he's unconscious. No. They're partied out having a good time. He said they're buying us another drink. The guy is hanging around. Yes. He's not being forced against his will. No. There's no one that's holding him there. Yeah. If you got your dick grabbed once and you didn't want it, you don't let it happen seven more times. You also don't text someone. You grab his dick eight times. Eight times. And everyone's like, look, the victim is crying for help. Yeah. And he texts someone, he just grabbed my dick. He did it again. This is what men have to really, truly understand. It is so much different when a guy like Kevin Spacey, and again, I don't know what this guy looked like, but I'm going to assume it was me at 18. Sure. A normal kid. A normal dude. Who does athletic stuff. I'm strong at 18. I'm not worried about him raping me is what my point is. Whereas a woman, if a guy's doing that and the guy's cornered you. Fear. Yeah. There's fear. There's heavy fear. You're literally worried this guy could rape you. I hope he's not that guy that would rape me, the kind of guy. Because women don't know if you're the kind of guy that would rape them. Because look at Ted Bundy, man. He was a handsome guy. And girls would just go with him because they thought, oh, he looks good. Yeah, he's fine. He seems normal. Because he knows he's killing him. Yeah. Right? So girls legitimately have to worry about that work, guys. Don't. So even this guy with Kevin Spacey, if he didn't like what Kevin Spacey was doing, there's no indication that he said it to him. Right. So Kevin Spacey is probably thinking, we're going to party. I'm touching this guy's dick. He ain't saying shit. He's just texting his friends. Good. Tell your friends when I fuck your mouth. Tell your friends. I want to fuck your friends, too. Bring those motherfuckers over here. Bring those guys, too. Bring the whole team. I'll fuck all of them. He's probably thinking he's going to have a good time because this guy's not saying anything. Meanwhile, this guy's texting his... Never does he say, hey, I told him to stop touching my dick and he won't leave me alone. No. Doesn't say that. He said he invited me to his house. We're ready to party. I had to push him away from me. I was going to fuck him up, but I guess he's drunk. I'm coming to you, baby, because I love you. No. It's none of that. He's jerking me off in his mouth. She says, be careful. Have fun, which is like, you're out for the night, I guess. She even told him that being gay is okay. She said, are you trying to tell me something? Being gay is okay. That's when he responded, I'm not gay. Oh, well. Fuck that out the first part. Bro, that kid's not scared. This idea that he should get money because he was getting sexually assaulted. No, you're getting hit on. You're an establishment that serves drugs. The drug that reduces inhibition better than any drug. Alcohol. You're accepting this drug from this guy who's already touched your dick seven times. Acknowledging it, by the way. This isn't like a, I didn't know what's happening. It was like dictating. L-O-L. Yeah. Joking about it. His dick is in my ass. How dare it. Whoa. What was happening? Do you think that Kevin Space should be able to sue him back? Counter-suit for that? For defamation of character? Just for being a bitch. Yeah. Just sue for being a bitch. Yeah. If there was a court of men. Your Honor, I'm suing for being a bitch. Dick, well you could judge Santino. Please welcome this case. Mr. Spacey touched his boy's dick over and over again and continued to buy him drinks. And the man never said no, but he attacked his girlfriend over and over again. Then later on sued Mr. Spacey for sexual assault. Your thoughts? Young man, you're guilty of being a bitch. You must serve time as a biatch. Okay, then the question is, is there a real issue with him being 18 where like, hey. He's legal. He's legal, but maybe he's like bewildered. Like he doesn't know what to do. Maybe he's never been around a famous guy like Kevin Spacey before. He doesn't know how to tell a guy to get off of him. And doesn't have experience being around gay guys. Or maybe he's never had a guy try to fuck him. Yeah, but he's playing into the game. The texts all say that he's playing, oh, he's touching me and I'm, we're going to buy, maybe we're going to hang out with him. He's doing this game. He's playing a game. Immaterial. You're harassing the witness. Does the kid work at the bar or something? What was he doing at the bar? Sucking dicks. Was it gay bar? No. He's 18 and he's at a bar. I think he worked there. But there's 18 and under. But he lied to him until he was 23. That was another part of the problem. The kid lied and told Kevin Spacey he was older than he was. The plot thickens. Also, there's bars you can go into under 21. I know you can be in there just saying like, what was he doing? Just hanging out, having fun or was he working? Well, he did say he's going to buy us drinks. That's what I meant was he was like a busboy and like he just kept walking by him and he kept grabbing his dick every time he walked by. Did he say he worked there? I'm looking at, I don't see anything that he said. We don't need to keep talking about this. This poor fella. They didn't want to run into Kevin Spacey but it was a financial opportunity and he had to capitalize. Which thing's going to happen? Did he go to jail? No, fuck no. No, these guys are going to get any money? Yeah. The kid? Hush money. Yeah. Why didn't you already get it? How much did he want? He'll get it off. He got him drunk and then sexually assaulted him at that bar is what happened. He worked there. Is that what he said? He worked there as a busboy. Okay. People with wealth always get off. Like what's their name? I see people, Lori Laughlin and the- You know what's fucked up man? They get off. The last season of House of Cards? Nobody gave a fuck about it. By the way- There was a big billboard. The billboards and everybody was like, oh okay. It was a four year consideration. What is her name again? Robin Wright. Yeah, Robin Wright. She's amazing. She's one of the best actresses we've ever had alive. She needed him to play off. He was ultimate evil that was turning her more evil. She killed her boyfriend, spoiler alert. Barrow. Barrow. By the way, in the show he's doing a lot of gay shit. Like hand in hand. Okay. The whole show he does gay shit. He gets cocksucked in a library or some shit. Kisses guys, a lot of crazy shit. It's a crazy fucking show. Which is why I loved it. And it was amazing. And you needed a dirty crazy fuck like Kevin Spacey to pull that character off. For sure. Look, part of you knew, he knew what it was to be a crazy fuck. It's like part of how he pulled that role off. You bought it. Okay, that's not Ron Howard pretending to be banging dudes and getting his dick sucked and all that stuff. I guess best roles he's playing a crazy guy. Yeah, he's crazy. Yeah, always. But it's also why he's such an amazing artist. But it doesn't give him a license to victimize all those people that he went after that were ... Of course not. It's not justifying. What I'm saying is it's amazing how someone who is fucked up like that can produce this kind of art where as an ... He makes a show, the show a big part of what it was. Because you bought this guy as this crazy, tormented, twisted fuck. Absolutely. He was so eloquent at it. He was unbelievable. It looked so natural. It was so real. That's probably because it was real, right? 100% believe. I mean, you know how many people in America you say for years, you're like, Kevin Spacey's gay and the business has known about it? And they go, you're fucking out of your head. I'm going to do a spit tank. That's what I did. You don't know he's gay? What? But how many people in America were like, no, he's not. America would go, he's not. He's not gay. What? What? He's nuts. Fucking California. Everybody thinks everybody's gay. But that's the problem is because there's a perception. And in the show, him playing this character who's also art imitating life, balancing on this world of hiding a big secret. It was just so close to home. It was crazy. It was such a good show, dude. So good. When she fell in love with that artist, she went together with them in New York and there's pictures of them together. And it's like, whoa, this is crazy. Crazy. Watching them naked in bed in some great, amazing loft and so on. But you needed them together after they kicked him out. You're like, what? The dynamics was too strong when they were together. It was amazing. In the episode one that I watched, the only one that I watched, everybody looked super nervous. Everybody looked like super, it just looked awful. What do you mean? Just looked off. The show looked off. They looked like they knew. Jesus Christ. They just fired Kevin Spacey. Everybody's watching. Even on camera, they're like, so we'll just continue this game. It was just weird.