Joe Rogan Believes in UFO's

You believe in UFOs? Oh yeah! Oh my god! Really? Yeah, yeah. I say I believe in there's other other life forms out there. Yeah, that's what I believe. I don't think they're coming here. They might. Here's the thing, they might. Well, why not think it? Just because, here's one thing I do believe, most people are full of shit. Yeah. When it comes to like most of their stories. Like, it's it's hard to find a person that could just tell you what happened based on what they really remember. People want to jazz things up and they want to add salt and pepper. Yeah. They just... had sex with me, did this, did that. They don't necessarily tell you the truth. They tell you what they think is gonna be an engaging story that kind of represents the truth, maybe. Especially when it's a weird thing like you saw something in the sky. What did you really see? How long did you look at it for? How many seconds was it? Well, I mean, here's the problem I have with UFOs. I believe there are UFOs, but I don't think they're coming here. Why would you say that? Because that means they're tech... First of all, if they're coming here, that means their technology is far way more advanced than ours. Right. So why would they care if people saw them? They would show up if I was an alien and I was that far ahead of us. I would lay in that bitch right in the middle of Times Square and be like, what? We are here... Why would you do that? But why wouldn't I? Why am I hiding in fields where nobody can see us? Are you aware of how we treat uncontacted tribes? Yes, to a point. But what I'm saying is if you're that far advanced, they know... If they're coming here, they know. They're way smarter than us because they've traveled here and we don't even know other... From far distances, we can't even imagine. And they're here, they don't have to hide. It's just like... Do you think they do it because they have to hide? Or do you think maybe they do it because we can't handle it? Because we can't handle it. Why would they care if we could handle it or not? Because here's the problem. Whenever any civilization has ever encountered a civilization far superior to them, the results have always been catastrophic every single time. Every time Europeans have invaded North America, every time the Spanish visited the Mexicans, every time that this has happened, it's been a disaster. And this is human beings. If there was something that came down here from another planet and was so unbelievably sophisticated that it could travel through vast distances in space and had insurmountable, impossible technology, that we would look to it for all of our answers. It would become our new daddy. It would completely disrupt all of our governments. It would disrupt all of our religions. It would disrupt every single belief system we have. And people would fall apart. They wouldn't know what to do. Psychologically, it would be devastating. Look, I'm not a doctor. I'm not a psychologist. But I know most people would not be able to handle it. I understand that, but why would they care? That's my whole point. Because they would be affecting our culture in effect. But they wouldn't care. But why wouldn't they care? We care about animals, bro. There's a reason why we have wildlife protection agencies. We have that because we care about animals. And animals don't even know we're a thing. If you're a deer living in the forest, two years old, you might not have ever even seen a person. You don't even know what the fuck we are. But we're trying to keep those deer alive. We spend billions of dollars every year protecting them. We do that because we care about wildlife. If we cared about a rare monkey that we found in Indonesia for some strange monkey, we would do whatever we could to make sure that monkey's populations thrived. If there was a way to help them, I mean, that's one of the reasons why zoos exist. They take rare animals, they try to breed them in captivity. But we're also sharing the same earth. Well, maybe they look at the universe that way. And maybe they look at nuclear civilizations, like our civilization. I mean, our civilization's a very dangerous one because we're a bunch of semi hairless monkeys with nuclear weapons. I mean, we're fucking nuts, bro. And we're obsessed with sex. We jack off to our phones. We're taking pills to keep our dick hard. We're all on speed. We all have ADD. And we lie. We lie about shit. We lie about things that people did to us. We pretend people did worse things. We pretend that we didn't do things to people. We lie about stealing. We lie about money. We lie about all kinds of things. I mean, people are crazy. So you're thinking aliens are thinking about all that before they come down. Of course they would. Why wouldn't they? Because I guess I'm coming from a human point of view where we don't give a shit about anything. Here's the thing that's not true. We do give a shit about things. That's why when you go to the Galapagos Islands, you're not allowed to take your shoes. You walked around Los Angeles and walk around the Galapagos Island because people have done that. And they've gotten seeds from their shoes stuck in the sand over there and the ground over there. And then new plants grow that are invasive species. We're worried about ecosystems that we really are. That's why humans, that's why we're worried about invasive species.