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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: This is Your Country," is available on Netflix. www.timdilloncomedy.com
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Did you see the thing where Tucker Carlson was playing all these videos of Chris Cuomo talking to Michael Cohen coaching him on what to say when he interviews him? Did not see that. Oh my God. Fox News, CNN just ignored the fuck out of it. They ignored it and pretended it didn't even happen and they didn't address it at all. And Fox News played it multiple times over multiple nights. It is clearly Chris Cuomo talking to Michael Cohen and he is coaching him on what to say when he talks to him about the Hush payments. Crazy. But it's just like I don't know why he would even do, I don't know why they did that. Well the Cuomo, I don't like the idea that one of them is a governor and the other one's in the news. Yeah, I think maybe he's friends with Michael Cohen and he was just trying to help him out as a friend. Like if you were going to be, let's just be honest, I'm going to be honest with you folks. If Tim Dillon was involved in some fucked up shit and I had an interview on my podcast, what do I say? And it was just you and me alone. I would coach you 100%. I would say this is what you should say. Especially if I was trying to help you. Yeah. I understand that but. If he's friends with that guy, I get it. The problem is he's a broadcaster on CNN, which is the cable news network. It was. What is it now? It's nothing. I mean, it's nothing. I mean, it's absurd. Chris Cuomo is on there talking about he's got corona. I mean, they're doing like home videos. I'm like, what is his. Here's another scandal. Here's another scandal. Yeah. He pretended to have corona. He is. There's a little bit of the pretending to leave his basement. I'm pretty sure you had corona. Well he said he cured it by chest exercise. I mean, I don't buy that. But here's another one. There's a picture of him sitting at his desk holding a hundred pound dumbbell up in the air and bodybuilders are calling bullshit. Oh, interesting. I didn't see that. Also because of the angle that he's holding it. Now, Chris Cuomo is, I'm Italian, I could say this. He's a guinea. Right. A lot of those guineas are stupid strong. They're monkey strong. I bet he is. A lot of them. Yeah. And also very smart. He used to run a sandwich shop near our house who could curl his own body weight ten times. Jeez. And nobody believed him and this guy barely lifted weights. And he did it before a wrestling meet. He was like a big time wrestler in Newton South. Yeah. And he wound up losing the wrestling meet. It was like legend in the town because his arms were blown out because he made like a hundred bucks on a bet. Showing people. Showing people that he'd curl his body weight ten times. I don't know if he was trying to be serious with this. Frank Subbs. This is. No, he's fucking serious, bro. Okay. This is where we get our news in a minute. No, there's a photo and he's wearing a t-shirt. This is different. That's real. That's a real weight. Whether or not that weighs a hundred pounds, it might weigh a hundred pounds. I don't believe that he has a fake hundred pound weight. He's a big person. I think that guy's pretty large. He's a strong dude. I'm sure he's not. I'm sure the weight isn't fake. That's the picture. Here's the thing. I saw these people that are complaining and saying it's not real and all this shit. I. Listen, you can do that. That can be done. People who think you can't do that are crazy. He's bigger than me. Look, he's bigger than me. And there's a video of me on Instagram with a 92 pound kettlebell and I'm cleaning it and pressing it ten times over my head. He's bigger. That guy's a lot bigger than me. He could hold a hundred pounds over his head and do it like that. Like if I have a hundred pound dumbbell in my arm right now, I could press it. He's bigger than me. He could do it. Some people are fucking strong. Yeah, I don't have any problem with doing that. It's when he does. Look at this challenge to Chris Cuomo. Prove you're not a liar. Prove you can actually lift that weight you're shown with. See this guy just wants attention because you should know that there's people that are freak strong that could lift that. I like to look. Frank's Country Store. I'll throw in a thousand dollars. That was the guy's name. Frank's Country Store, Newton. Newton, it was in Newton, it wasn't Newton Upper Falls. Somewhere in Newton, Massachusetts. Newton Center. That's such a great Boston story where it's like the guy loses the team. We always talk about him because we go buy subs there because we'd walk there from school. We'd buy subs from Frank. Like that's the guy who could curl his own body weight ten times. He was a tank. He was just a legend. He was just a fucking stacked little guinea. Like this five foot seven guy who's like five foot seven wide. I don't mind people not liking Trump. It's weird when they're angry. I see Chris Cuomo like he's angry, they're angry. But isn't that his job? It shouldn't be. But it's entertainment. I know. Like Tucker Carlson's entertainment? Yeah. He's entertainment on the other side. Yeah. But anyway, Tucker Carlson's been ruthless. Episodes of the Joe Rogan Experience are now free on Spotify. That's right. They're free from September 1st to December 1st. They're going to be available everywhere. After December 1st, they will only be available on Spotify, but they will be free. That includes the video. The video will also be there. It'll also be free. That's all we're asking. Just go download Spotify. Much love. Bye bye. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.