If Joe Rogan and Owen Smith Were NPR Hosts

I think we all need to realize like, hey, you can't wait for shit. No. Because this can happen. Now that we know that this could happen, it doesn't even feel real. Here we are. We know it's real. Right. Right. We know it's real. We know you just got an antibody test. We know we can't really go anywhere. We can't go to restaurants. Everything's closed. No comedy. We know it's real, but it still doesn't feel real. Doesn't feel real. That's how weird life is. Yeah. In the moment, baby. You don't know what's next. You don't know what's next. In the moment. In the moment. Welcome to In the Moment with Owen and Joe. Welcome. We exist through funding, so please contact our website. Fundings. Into the moment. Into the moment. That's a style of radio that you would get. When I was delivering newspapers, I would listen to all things. I think it was all things considered. I think it was something on NPR and National Public Radio, and they were so calm. Yeah. The way they would talk was so calm. I don't know if it was all things considered. I listened to that later. I feel like that was way later, but it was whatever those old school type of talk radio, progressive talk radio. That's when I knew I was ready to get married, like listening to talk radio. I was like, when I want to hear people talk, I'm ready for a wife. Bro, nobody gets more riled up than white dudes who listen to conservative talk radio. Oh, man. Damn. Michael Savage fans, those kind of guys. Rush Limbaugh. There's something about... How did that happen? Let's think about how that happened. Like, how did that one genre of... Yeah. That hardcore right wing... Like, real angry. It's like alt radio. It's like alt comics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like alt radio. Yeah. They decided. It's like a genre of music. Like, you know how there's like hardcore rap? There's metal. There's like this right wing talk. It's like... It really is, right? It kind of is. And left wing talk too. Like NPR, here, welcome. Welcome to our show. We're going to tell you about a new scientific experiment that shows that there are no such thing as genders. And then right wing talk. Gender is a construct. There's a way that they talk. There's a calmness to the way they explain things and lay things out that make you seem like there's no ambiguity. Ambiguity. There's no question whether or not they're right. Yeah. And here's why. And this is... And then they always ask for money. Yeah. If you get a spot on. Coronavirus did not come from a lab. It's a dangerous conspiracy. And here's why. And here's why. We talked to... And then I always have an expert. Are you sure? I like it, man. It's calming. I'm into it. Makes you feel good. I'm into it. Because I grew up listening to my favorite is like hip hop stations because they're always very excited. Right. Put your hands up. Like all that. Right. And I love that energy too. But then you get to an age where you're like, I just want to hear some people just talking, man. Just talk normal voice. Yeah. Just talk normal quiet. I want to fuck you voice. That's what that really is. I want to fuck you voice, but I'm low key about it. Hello. Yes. Hello. Yes. I love wine. I want to show an NPO. What's your favorite region? I would do one. If I had to show an NPO, would you do it? Would I do? I'd be a guest. Yeah, for sure. We're talking to Joe Rogan. I would purposely... Do like an onion version of NPR. I love it, man. Because I'm a sucker. I'm all in. All animals are equal. Yeah. All. We've talked to some animals and we've had... Yes. We feel like they're all equal. I do want to do a parody of an NPR show because now they play dramatic music and shit. Too late. Fuck with you when they tell stories. And you'll be listening to it and then they'll be like, and then... No, no, I'm confusing with the Daily. On that show, the Daily. Well, Radio Lab. Isn't Radio Lab an NPR show? Is Radio Lab put together by NPR? Mike Bábaro and the Daily. His show, man. They be playing that dramatic music. Oh, yeah. And then Trump. He's like, oh, is it good? I love it. I love it. Yeah, Whitney just told me about the Daily. She said she was posting something about it. Here are three things you need to know. What's up? Technically WNYC. I don't know if that's NPR. WNYC was the fake radio station of News Radio. I'm into it, man. When I was on that News Radio sitcom. New York Public Radio. So it's not national public radio. It's not close, though. So it's not NPR, but it's something like that. It's some kind of public radio. They're cousins. Yeah, that's a great show. You ever listen to Radio Lab? No. Holy shit. I used to get angry at Brian Callan because he would tell me something as if he had gotten it from a book. I'd go, bitch, I listen to that same Radio Lab. He tried to hit me with some scientific facts about what happened in World War II. I'd go, I listen to Radio Lab too, bitch. Stop. Just stop. Here you go. Damn it. Brian, why are you pretending you read? Scribe.