Eddie Bravo Arrives | JRE Alex Jones Returns!

Or a helmet. Oh my god Eddie Bravo's here. Jesus Christ We're having a great time talking about Two-dimensional beans Naza bro. Fuck. I'll choke you out with this shirt Naza Hey, you know gonna make you regret wearing this fucking shirt. Hey, listen in high school. We used to choke each other out That's like a DM teacher. Go ahead. Chuck me out on there. No, no, no, no, no, please don't I'm not scared. Let's do it. No, no, no Eddie. Don't do it. Please don't choke him unconscious. You know He can't do it. You know, you think I'm afraid of this. No, I definitely don't think you're afraid of this Which is why I don't want him to do it. You know You know what Let me tell you story first. Let me tell you sorry first back when I used to work at the strip club You're the one hold on Alex sit down. Please come on, please We have to work together here. Let's work together. Come sit down. I'm not gay, but any good-looking. Yeah Have a seat and have a better choke me out Alex Please High school. I know you did you told me grab each other and you fall down to hit your heads You know, he takes like 20 seconds. What were you gonna say about strip club back when I was a blue belt 1995 I worked at strip club and and There was this girl I was dating. She never had any of those items. She was a bartender She was seriously four foot ten and why are the bartenders and waiters is always the best looking strip clubs I don't know because you let him I will She was she was 92 pounds bartender the smallest girl a spin and I showed her how to do a rear niketer she was Tiny her name was Kimmy and the strip club manager was your size Big like used to be buff but fat ass Yeah, but used to be but you can tell you used to be but football player type big manager You know you want those guys that manage strip clubs, you know intimidating-looking big dudes and he had a Corvette and he didn't believe in jujitsu at all and She said he said if she choked me out with one of them jujitsu moves I'll give her the keys to my Corvette so she had to literally get on a bar stool and She was standing on a bar stool had to go around him and she went like this And Then he went out lights out he dropped like a sack of potatoes He hit his head on the fucking floor and the impact the impact of his head hitting the floor Woke his ass up and sleep. So he hits the ground and then he pops back up Then he didn't know what the fuck happened I Thought he faked it but anything I'm getting at people usually don't hit the ground pop back up Usually they hit the ground they're done and they need an ambulance, right? But he popped right back up and he's like what happened like bitch. You need to give her your Corvette It was it was a This was a thing I didn't know about this about in seventh grade during lunch Some of the kids would choke each other out. You put your hands up on their neck kids. Don't do this I'm not teaching like time died by don't do this. You're not doing this But then it'd be like the cheerleaders wanted to be choked up They would show us how to probably did it about three. Where did you go to school? Where the bill hooks go to school, he's not bill Hicks, but I know I already went over this You can put together a case where you fucking you believe can't I Saw bill Hicks live known Alex since just a few years after Separation because you and I work with somebody that worked with him. We work with thousands of people suddenly It's like oh we do the same person. It's it's over all you got to do is just show those pictures of you like I don't like this. What are you buff? I'm like bill Hicks is never 20 and yoked you are you know Jacked I was like a bodybuilder nice to run like I think it's I wish I get that zone again You can I got in this zone where I ran six miles every other day and I lifted weights people go dude You'd be bigger if you work out three hours I was addicted and then I got on radio and TV and like sort of drinking and just stopped It didn't work out for like ten years getting like a hundred pounds