Diaz vs. Masvidal is the Perfect Hood Rat Match-Up! - Luis J. Gomez

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Dave Smith

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Dave Smith is a stand-up comedian, libertarian political commentator, and podcaster. He's the host of the "Part of the Problem" podcast, as well as a co-host of the "Legion of Skanks” podcast. www.comicdavesmith.com

Luis J. Gomez

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Luis J. Gomez is a stand-up comic, writer, and producer. He's a host of multiple podcasts, including "Legion of Skanks" with Big Jay Oakerson and Dave Smith, and "Real Ass Podcast" with Zac Amico. www.luisofskanks.com

Big Jay Oakerson

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Big Jay Oakerson is a stand-up comedian, podcaster, and on-air personality. He co-hosts "The Legion of Skanks," "Story Warz," and "The Bonfire." The first installment of his new crowd work special, "Them," is now available on YouTube. The second part, "They," premieres April 20. www.bigjaycomedy.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T12MMZ69Z2Y

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Snoop's got diamond lower teeth now. What? Yeah, Snoop Dogg. He's probably- Diamond studded or like- Them crazy grilled diamond things. Yeah. But I was, he's in this video where he's driving around on his Instagram in a Lamborghini with diamond lower teeth. He's had a good life. 50 years old, right? I love it. 50 years old with diamond teeth. He's living it, man. Oh, for sure. He doesn't give a fuck. He spends most of his time getting furious at video games online. Does he? He just yells about Madden. Like, very aggressively. He didn't view F-season for a minute, right? He was commentating with your eye favor. With your eye favor. Yeah. That's a lyric. They would drink and watch the fight. So he was drinking like Tangerine smoking joints and watching the fight. Oh, these waffles are tough. Yeah, because what it was was there was some commentary that he did just independently on one fight. And it was so hilarious because he's so animated, screaming and yelling about this fight that everybody thought like, wow, wouldn't it be great if there was an option to watch the Snoop Dogg commentary? Yeah, I'm demanding you can click over this Snoop Dogg version. That's right. And it was probably, I don't know, I've never watched it, but I assume it was fucking horrific. Oh, it was great. Was it? It was great. They got one north south. He got his Dizzle in his middle. Yeah, they just, they, I guess they got bored with it. They got bored doing it or something. I don't know. It stopped. Maybe Snoop's fucking busy. He doesn't have time to be doing that all. He's like Mike Tyson too, in the sense that I just, I remember when he was like scary. I hear this. Yeah. What's this motherfucker? What's this motherfucking ass? Oh, that's right. It was Colby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Tired of this. This is where he thought it was Colby. He thought it was Colby. This was a big thing. He thought it was Colby, but it was a man from a completely different part of the world. Yep. Yeah. Fuck Donald Trump. That is hilarious. He thought it was Colby. That's so funny. Holy shit. He was getting some booze the other night, huh? Dude, that guy here is cha-ching. Yep. When those people are booing. Cha-ching. It's emotion, dude. Emotion. You want to get the emotion out of people, whether it's good or bad, it doesn't fucking matter. They want to see him fight and they want to see him lose. He's going to heal. He went heal. Yeah. Listen, he's a good guy. I'm telling you, I know that guy. I've met him outside of this crazy thing that he's doing. And this crazy thing that he's doing came about when he was like on the verge of getting cut and people didn't like his style. And so he went hard heal when he fought Damien Mime. He went hard heal. Yeah. Well, Chell did a similar thing. Chell wasn't the big mouth guy back in the day. No, he was not. Yeah. And he just made a decision one day that he's going to be that dude. Was it right at the Anderson fight? Fucking great marketing decision. Smart. Very smart. And Colby too. It's like, you know, but also Colby, he, something happened as well. He's really exciting, dude. That last fight. Very good. That last fight was incredible, dude. But yeah, Colby is definitely, it's contrived. I appreciate the effort. But it's effective. See the thing about it being contrived is it makes it obvious that he's putting on a show. Yeah. But the thing is that putting on a show is fucking, he's ruthless. He fucks with people's heads legitimately. Like they do not want to lose to him. And then when you get inside the octagon, he's really fucking good. Like really fucking good. Yeah. I didn't realize how good he was until the Robbie Waller fight. You see the amount of strikes of that guy fighting through it? Yeah. All volume. And then he's unbelievable wrestling. It's a really, really, really tough matchup for anybody. And Colby is, it is an act and it is pro wrestling. He puts on the Trump hat and people, I mean, people just see that hat and they lose their fucking mind. And he trolls half the country. And it's a similar thing with the other, when businesses do it, I'm going like, guys, don't be rubes. Like it's very obvious that it's just an act. And if you're a fan of mixed martial arts, you have to appreciate the fact that some guys are taking chances and trying to generate interest. Every guy can't just be put on a suit and be straight for sure. Yeah. I respect my opponent. Yeah. At some point you want like a little store. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he makes it juicier. But the bottom line is we can put all that shit aside and just look at what he's doing. You look at what he's doing. That guy's extraordinary. Yeah. Like the fact that he could do that to Robbie Waller completely shut down his offense and just put a beating on him, just stay on top of him. Never give him any air. Never give him any air. The pace is smothering. And his striking looked really good. It's very good. I mean, very, very good in that fight. He takes a shot. He takes a shot great. And his cardio is off the fucking charts. Oh yeah. It's that whole 170 right now. That whole division is looking crazy right now. It's amazing. Yeah. Nate Diaz being back in the mix and Mazvitl Nate seems like just like if you're a fan of just like if you're from a poor neighborhood that is like the superstar match. I grew up in such a shitty like environment. It's like that was like the perfect who hood rat fucking guys who are going to talk shit. They're going to go in there and fight. It's so awesome. I love it. They're going to make so much money. That's why it's going to be so giant. It was cool that Dana White at the post fight press conference, he got asked because you know, he had famously said, I think once that Nate Diaz doesn't move the needle or something like along those lines during negotiations. Yeah, I'm sure it was. But he basically said he goes, I think Nate besides a Connor and Ronda Rousey is like about as big a star as MMA has like they did crazy good numbers. Everyone that arena was going nuts for him. He was he walked out yesterday or Saturday night when he walked out the fucking place roared. I mean, as loud as anybody as loud as any main event person, whether it's Steve A or DC Nate Diaz got the biggest roar. And then he had a great performance. Well, even leading up to it, people were talking about Nate coming back more than they were talking about the heavyweight title. I don't think that I don't think some people in the UFC realize how big a star he really is. I think they thought that the Connor fight Connor was the big star Nate beat him. Connor won the second fight. Connor still remains the big superstar. I think Nate is equally as big a star. I think that's as Connor is maybe I don't know what worldwide is like. But in America, Nate Diaz is a giant fucking star. He's not as big as Connor, but a tier below maybe you have to say he won the two fights. I mean, if you take who would you rather be in the two fights? I mean, he choked Connor out face down in the first one and then had like a razor close, unbelievable great fight the second time. So I mean, he comes out of that looking pretty good. Yeah, but I think the test is to how popular Connor is because that's the fucking Connor shine and it was a dance and Nate brought it and Nate has that story. The one one fight, it's turned him into this star. But if he never danced with Connor, would he be that big? I don't know. You know that because Nate was awesome for years before. He's incredible. He's always the man to the double middle fingers. Like there's so many moments where you could we were like, I get goosebumps thinking about me. So that's your favorite part when he's like, these are the fingers that take. That's your favorite. I love when he said, fuck you. We got to get in the triangle. He got in the triangle and gave double. I did was the fucking best. They gave him double fingers and flexed. And he was he was losing that fight too. Yeah. And then he was great. Oh, and then yeah, then the Donald Cerrone fight third round, they come out. They're so fucking good, dude. Nate's once again, it's just you don't have to be a mixed martial arts fan. You just got to be a human and go like that. They fucking fighter. That is something that everyone wants to watch. I hope he makes an actual belt because he's saying he's got the baddest motherfucker in the game belt and who wants to defend, you know, who wants to be next to challenge for the baddest motherfucker in the game belt. And I love that. I love that. That's his marketing strategy. He should really legitimately get a belt made up. Yeah. Baddest motherfucker in the game. I'm sure someone said it. The old UFC belt. You have season using that old belt anymore. How about you have a bad UFC baddest motherfucker in the game belt and just just just change the outside a little bit. Was he smoking weed for real? Yes. Yes. In the open workouts. Is he going to get in trouble for that? No, no, no. It's totally legal in California. And when you test, you have to literally be high while you're fighting for you to test positive. You saw how to dropped it all way, way down.

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