Dan Aykroyd's Vodka Almost Ends Sober October Before it Begins

Fuck this. Oh, wow. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Do you like how I just automatically went from my glass? So bombed October. We're not... We got a piece. What are we doing? We got... Gas money garage. Shop buses. It's our lighting a fire to sober October. Oh my gosh. What are we doing? I don't know. You ringing the bell? It's all right there. The temptation. Oh, you want the temptation. Start clanging. We got ice. We got shot glasses. What do you want to do? What are you going to do? I'm going to just put some glass. Put some ice on the glass. Oh my God. Whoo. Ring that bell. You can ring that bell right now. I'll just have it in front of me. Pour it in and smell it. Oh. Dan Echor gave us a massive speech on how good that vodka is. That's his, huh? Really? Yeah, smell it, smell it. Let me see it. All right, if you take a little sip, I'm not going to be mad at you. Damn, it smells better than Cheetos. Does it? Probably the Cheetos. It's a very good vodka. He explained this process. They use diamonds. They actually have some sort of fucking diamonds that they use to filter it. Let Burt smell it. You want to smell this? Smell it. Just have some in front of you. Yeah, brilliant. We can all just, guys, we can still do this challenge stuff. Yeah, we can be sober for most of October. Sober for January. Yeah, it's just easy. You want to put a day limit on it? Ease it up a little bit. That smells good, right? It smells really good. It does. It's very good. Dan Echor gave me a hell of a sales pitch. Really? Yeah, he did. Holy fucking shit. Right? He's someone I can't imagine doing coke with that guy. He talks. He talks. Very good talker. Yeah. He believes- You've had some good podcasts lately. Thank you. He believes a lot of nonsense. He does? Oh my god, everything. Channeler, psychics, fucking, you name it. All right, pull the trigger. Whatever. He doesn't, there's not a goddamn thing. It's all poor glass. It's supernatural glass. It's all poor glass. Poor glass. And we'll all put it to our lips and we'll see if anyone opens their mouth. And what happens when they do? The month is over? The month is over? No. Can you just keep going? Yeah, you want it? I'm having a little sip. I'm having a sip. That's what we're doing on the first. Then there's more than 30 days left right now. Yeah, there's 30 and one. If we're going by the Mayan calendar, I don't think it's October yet. It's already over. So we're all dead. December 21st, 2012. Does that kombucha have alcohol in it? Yeah, I'm already breaking them all. Hey, look, man, since the challenge isn't as intense, does the sobriety really matter? What do we even do with sobriety anymore? It's sober. October. October. So? So, Bob's October. Listen, the problem is Ari and I already got high earlier. We were smoking cigars and we both got a buzz. No doubt about it. So it's over? The sober part. I think Ari and I cheated. I think it should be over. That's a... I feel like we did it wrong. I'm going to Europe. How about? You're going to Europe? Why would you do that sober? How about with every drink you take, you have to do an additional class. Ooh. I love this. Oh my God. My dick just got hard. I'm going to get a fucking black belt and jujitsu. Every drink is a class. 30 days. So, we got to help someone... So, I'll come in November 1st, he's like, I did 126 classes. Every drink is a class. I'm going to be fucking ripped. I can't straighten my arms. I'll be fucking... I want to tell you about quid bits. Are we really doing this? Every drink is a class. You can start from zero with that. Every drink is a class. Every drink is an extra class. Every drink is a class. I'm definitely going to have more than 10 drinks. I'm going to tell you about it. 10 classes. No, no. One night you're going to fuck me. You have 10 classes that you owe, period. Then, if you drink, every drink is an additional class. Wait, is it just two? I think about 12, 13. So, if you have three drinks a night, you owe three more classes. So, you have three 13 classes? Yes. That's impossible. You'll never be able to get that many. Yeah. They will. They will. You have to start from zero. A legit drink. Fuck a beer stein full of two. It's my drink. That's what I sound like. What about, like, does weed apply to the same thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time you take a hit, an extra class. A hit. I mean, do you realize just for one night of drinking, I would have to do two classes a day for the whole month. There'd be no time. There'd be no time. You would never be able to do it. You'd have to start from zero classes. Two classes a day for the whole month. What is one night of drinking? Yeah, what is one night for real right now? I mean, if we're doing doubles. All right, like, what's four? A double's one. Four, five. Four. Like, if I'm on the road, I'll bring a double on stage with me. I'll have a double after the show. I'll have a double at the bar. I'll have a double in the box from when we're done. So it's eight drinks. Eight drinks. Eight drinks. So that would be fun. Will that set you straight? Will you be like, I'm straight right now? You stopped the shakes with stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was tough. It was tough. It was tough. It was tough. It was tough. Yeah, of course. There were times I couldn't use chopsticks. In Japan at the airport going, hey, kind of. Saki bomb real quick. Oh, my God. Starving over here. Wow. Yeah, what gets me is those long flights. Yeah. Because I drink on long flights. So that's what fucks me up. You do it? No, no, no. Do it. Just smell. Do it. Add a glass. I like that. For every drink we do, we have to add a glass. I would start from zero because I would have not tend to use it. But that's not sober October. That's not. The thing is, is people listening to this, they're severely disappointed, first of all, in me for bringing in shot glasses and ice. Definitely. They're angry right now. A lot of them I really look forward to doing this. They're very angry at Ari. Burt's a victim. No. You're a fucking rapist. Yes. You're very bad. You might out beat Bill Cosby. That's the number one comedian rapist. You didn't like the Welch? Holy shit. There was women's rape. I was waiting to see the nicknames coming your way.