Charlie Murphy Did it the Hard Way

He still looks great. He looks so healthy. I don't know what he's doing, but god damn it. That Black Don't Crack shit is not a lie. He looks amazing. He's gotta be close to 60, and he looks 30. He really does. How old is he? 58. 58, okay. Pull up a recent picture of Eddie Murphy. When you saw him with Jerry in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, he's driving around with Jerry. He looks great. By the way, I said Jerry, because we're tight like that. I don't even know him, but you know what I'm talking about. In Beverly Hills Cop, he's just thinner. He's just young. I don't mean thinner that he's fat now. I just mean he's like... Bolted up. He's bulked up. Become a man. Yeah. He was essentially still a child. He's so healthy looking. Yeah, he looks great. Whatever the fuck he's doing. Look at that. That photo. I mean, he might be 36. Yeah. He does not look like he's almost 60. That's amazing. I mean, look at Tracy. Look at those gold chains. Those are preposterous. Zoom in on those gold chains again. What in the fuck, Tracy? That's all about Walmart money. We were at the cellar, and Tracy brought jelly beans, and he was like, talking about the jelly beans. We don't have access to them with our money. You know? Like, you'd be like, I can't do any impressions, so this is going to be the worst Tracy Morgan you've ever heard of. He's like, I got jelly beans. Who else? You know, Goodberg jelly beans. And then he's like, eat them. Eat the jelly beans. He makes all of us eat jelly beans, and then he goes, not the green ones. Not the green ones. Now, what are those emblems? One of them is Jesus. One of them is Jesus. Yeah, that's a TM on that. Okay. Tracy Morgan, a big TM. Late. And then that's the other one. By the way, something I can't tell. Yeah, what is that one in the back? Hard to tell. Bro, that fucking thing has got to be heavy. That must hurt your neck. Yeah. That's like a bike chain. Go down, scroll down there with Eddie Murphy with that beautiful young lady. Scroll down, scroll down, scroll, look at that. Yeah. Is that his girlfriend? I think it's his wife. Partner. Partner, whatever. Oh, but he's divorced, right? Isn't he? Yeah. Look at that. I think she just had a baby recently. Wow. Still fertile. Yeah. 85 years old. Ooh, she looks hot. She looks very actressy hot. Slim waist. Nice booty. Congratulations, Eddie. But look at him. He's fucking almost 60 years old. Looks amazing. Look at him. I can't see it there either. This is amazing. Yeah. Whatever he's doing, health wise. Incredible. This is what I want of all people in Hollywood who look like that. I'm like, just tell us. What are you doing? Tell us what you're doing. I know we probably can't afford it. Well, I could probably afford it, but tell us what you're doing so we at least have an idea that there's some crazy shit behind it. Look at that fucking picture. Look at that picture right there. Is your water from a different place? What kind of vitamins? This is him for dolomite, right? I can't believe it. He's doing press. Almost 60 years old. He looks like he's 15 years younger than me, at least. I'm looking side by side on the screen now. Not bad. Trust me, bro. I'm trying to do it. I'm pretty healthy, but I party a little too hard. He's got a little wrinkle right here. A little crease in his face. He's a little character. Slightly. Makes him look a little bit better. Just something that ... Look at those ... He only has one earring, sign of the times, right? Oh yeah. Look at that. One diamond earring. He's like, I'm not gay. I'm not going to have two earrings. That's a big fucking earring too, boy. Look at the size of that earring. It's like a fucking quarter million dollar earring. Shit. It's a diamond. It's a big diamond. Big ass rock for your ear. He's done well. He's done well. I don't know if you've heard about it. Yeah. He's amazing. He did a thing a few years ago, right when Cosby was starting to get into trouble, when ... I don't know if you saw it, but he did this thing where he was at a panel and he was receiving some award and he started doing a little stand up and talking about them taking away Bill Cosby's awards and Bill Cosby's, his, what is it, was it, his diploma? Was that his Mark Twain? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First live set in 28 years and I'm telling you, he was so sharp. Did you see it? No, I remember, I watched it back then. I can't really remember what he said. It was really good. But I remember watching it back then and I remember being like, this guy, two weeks on stage, he'd be fine. Yeah. He's sharp. If he had material, he's fucking sharp. Yeah. Sharp as a tack. I mean, how great. Did you know his brother? Did you know Charlie at all? I didn't. I mean, a huge fan of his as well. He was the nicest guy. I loved that guy. That was a bomber. That was a huge bomber. Charlie and I did a tour together in like 2007. We did like 22 cities. Yeah. We traveled together for the whole month, like the whole month together. He's the best. He was so nice. He's so cool. Yeah. Just a fucking great guy. Yeah. I was a big fan of his too. And a guy that was basically a famous person first and then started doing stand up, which is the hardest way to do it. That's definitely the hardest way. No one wants to believe you. No. You're on stage and people are like, you're famous. Let's see your A plus act that I paid money to see. And you're basically an open miker. Yeah. And people are paying to see you. Yeah. So he started out, he would host. That is a very smart way to do it. Smart dude. He would host and then he would slowly work up enough material that he could do a set. And he was an older guy too. Yeah. When that happened, he was deep into his 40s when things really started clicking for him. That's awesome. Imagine being an open miker and famous and in your 40s. 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