Ari and Joe Watch Legion of Skanks Slapboxing

Would you fight now? What I know. No. No. Is he listening to what I'm saying? I know but like not one of those guys but some of the celebrity. Too many people that are having real problems with their head. Really? Yes. A lot of fighters like post career are having real struggles. It's not it's no joke man. You gotta know when to stop and head injuries are that. What about headgear? It's worse. Well. Headgear makes your head like a bigger target. It's easier to hit and then also when you get hit it acts like it's an unnatural fulcrum. All this fucking weight on your head. I think you're probably the thing about it is you're trying to avoid cuts. That's what headgear is good for. It's good for your avoiding cuts. Oh okay. But you can get fucked up with a punch or a kick wearing headgear. Damn. Big gloves help a little bit. Yeah big gloves. You can still get your fucking brains rattled. Trip high high I talk about having a fight but he won't fight me. No don't get your brains rattled dude. It won't be me I guess he's worried about himself. About hurting himself? Yeah getting hurt. Yeah and his mom's worried about it too. What are you trying to say? You're trying to talk shit? Say his mom's worried about him? No I know his mom loves him and he's worried about it. Is that what you're saying? Yeah I think that's overall my situation to fight yeah if I had to. I mean if I had to get to fight him. Just trying to figure out what's going on. I've been trying to fight him he won't fight me. Why do you want to fight him? You guys work together. Yeah I know but he's talking about this fight forever and he won't fight me. Forever? Yeah. You would do this. I know you would. Yeah for sure. Probably high. Probably high is a good way to go right? No I don't know maybe. I trained high all the time with Eddie he encouraged it. Yeah always. It's great. Would you um. I might show mercy if I was high that would be a negative. Bare knuckle you think? I was not thinking about it I was thinking the big loves but that's definitely one way to go. I don't think bare knuckle will know. Bare knuckle. Open hand like combat. Slap fight. That's a good way to get poked in the eye trust me. She Lewis and break his hand slap fighting Jay. Did he really? I think so. I think so. Where did he hit it? Jay's got a giant head. Jay's got a super wide. He went real hard. He's got a super wide. Yeah he's got big bones at Jay. Yeah how was Legion of Skanks you went on finally. It was fun. We were so high though dude and it was the day after Soba October was over. Blitzkrieged and they kept rolling blunts and passing them around and I was and I had to pronounce some Russian names two hours later. You know because. Up for the weigh-ins? Yeah I do the weigh-ins two hours later. So this is them slap fighting. Jeremiah. Oh him and Jeremiah. That's when he broke his hand? Oh Jeremiah just. Jeremiah just lit him up. Look at the serious Jeremiah. Jeremiah changed stance. He knows how to use that fucking. He goes for the block too. He goes backhanded. Oh he's toying with them. Dude Jeremiah slapped him. Oh my god. Oh shit. Lewis when he fake boxes he touches you. Where did Jeremiah learn how to box? From fucking Catholic school I think. Straight to Kansas somewhere. Yeah. For real? He hit a slap cattle on the fucking. Where do you think he learned? Lewis is outclassed by this 130 pounder. He's bigger than that. Oh that's a good right. Lewis is toingy. Dude this is a slap fight. This is Tom's. This is a real slap fight. This is a real slap fight. Yeah this isn't like some guys playing silly. Look at Davis Smith there. Oh he got him right at the bottom. He's saying no. Wow. He's saying no. Yeah but you got fucked up Gomez. He got cracked. Oh that's the kind of fighting they got your dad stabbed to death. Legion of Skank slap boxing. Oh my god. Let me tell you something. You can get KO'd slap boxing. Don't get confused. Look at him. He just had a fight. That was like a fight fight. He flew out for this. He flew out for a slap boxing fight. I mean they had some of the shit going on. Is this round two? Are they gonna round two? What? I didn't know what like this. Keep going please. What are you doing? Why are you shutting this off? Let it roll. Oh my god. Let me get this. I mean Lewis is so serious right now. Well what Jeremiah is doing. I mean tell you. What's he doing? What he's doing is he's waiting. He's putting his hand out there. He's pawing and Lewis throws these combination. Jeremiah is waiting. He's catching him. He's catching him as he was coming in. Would you compare him to Anderson Silver a little bit? A little bit. The way he's like baiting. Counter fighting. Yeah he's counter fighting. And he's also being very smart with his defense. And Lewis got a little feel for that right hand. A little worried about that right hand. He doesn't want it. That thing's coming down. It's a good. He's got a good reach tactic too. He also keeps blocking on the side that Jeremiah is not touching it. Oh. Oh. Lewis can't help but want to close his fist. Yeah. Again real close. Jeremiah is circling. That's a good move as well. But Lewis is closing the distance. He looks very angry. He's serious. He's going back to his roots. Super serious. Oh. We got Jeremiah on that one. Oh. He's going to be losing some. Jeremiah might be losing steam. Oh. He's taking big reaches. Oh my God. Is that the round over? The round's over? There's another round after this. How's Jeremiah doing this? Yeah there's got to be one more at least. Oh keep it moving please. Let's see the next round. They go four. Yeah it goes on for at least a minute. Oh my God. So they just kept doing rounds. Look he's got his back turned and shit. Alright guys. This is hilarious. They're the final round. These guys are. I'm so glad these guys are alive. They're so ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. They're pushing wild comedy. Dude I never go as far as I go on Legion of Skanks. Of course not. It's just such an open environment for doing whatever. It's also in support of like like I said wild comedy. Like you need that. Wow. You need that. You need to. Balance things out. Obviously people love it. Oh my God. Jeremiah is so laky. He's taking big long swings. He's taking big long swings. Oh. Got him in the neck. Lewis is relaxing a little bit more now and he's starting to use some technique. That was some nonsense right there. It looked like he just punched him in the stomach though. He does. He just every time. He smacked him hard in the head with that right hand. Jab. Jab. Jab. Jab and slap. Oh my God. Jeremiah got him twice. Yeah you can slap. I mean you can jab. Oh Lewis just smacked him. Oh he went to the body with a punch dude. He's punching. Dude it seems like he's. Is he slapping to the body? He's punching to the body. He can't help it. He's an oaf. He's uneducated which is a lot of his problem. He thinks that's his problem. He doesn't understand the concept. Yeah he doesn't. What books would you recommend to him? Timmy the turtle plays soccer. Oh he just got lit up with that right hand. Dude he got lit up. He got lit up. Oh my God. He's trying hard to come at. Of course the round is over and Lewis is still punching. What a fucking trash oaf. Wow. Is that it? Is that the end? I think he won that fight. He's got Jeremiah in his heels. Jeremiah won the first round. Second round I say it was a wash. Well definitely not. I didn't judge it. One more round. No. You're saying one more round? Okay what does it say? Jeremiah won. Jeremiah takes it. Wow. I can see it. It's all who were in round two. Wow. Well listen he did crack him with some big shots. It was all based on round two. I thought it was close. He cracked him with some big shots. Look at Jeremiah. Slap boxing people. That looks painful as fuck. Like his face is raw. Oh my God. They might have to have a rematch. No way. Nobody wants that. Just let me tell you something about slapping people in the face. Slapping people in the face is open hands. Open hands hitting your eyeball. You're going to scratch your fucking eye and you're going to have a real eye injury. It does sound like a good technique. I'm not saying don't do it. It's a good strategy Joe. You do whatever you want but I want you to know that open hand slapping and reaching like that you just ask someone who's seen probably 500 people get poked in the eye up close. You're going to get poked in the eye. I'd agree. That is the best way to incapacitate someone. Don't do it though. And what? Don't do that. No don't. Don't do that. But if you need to win. Use those like. I like your technique. Scented block goggles. There's little slits to block your eyes. That's a good way to get those things whacked off your head. Screw your nails out too. You can't see. And shave those. Maybe if you had some eye goggles like legit little welding goggles or some shit. Some scuba goggles. There you go. But that would be, it would almost be worse for you because it would fuck with your peripheral. If you didn't get used to slapping people. When you have things on, that's one thing I always hated about headgear. You put them on. You can't see things here and here good. Your window of your field of view gets narrowed. It becomes a problem when you get close. You don't see where punches are coming. You don't see where. Because of goggles. Yeah. Headgear. You don't see where kicks are coming. You don't see things coming. So I would think that would be the same thing with those goggles. Yeah what about swimmer's goggles? I think they would still fuck with your. That's a lot of, yeah that would fuck you up a lot. They would fuck with your peripheral. All those things would fuck with your peripheral. Yeah no way. You don't see anything coming. But unless you trained with them on. If you trained with them on maybe you could do it. But also what would happen to you. You would get more used to it but it still cuts you down. They could also just touch your goggles with their face and then we would get their sweat all over your goggles and then you wouldn't be able to see as good. Another good technique. Yeah. They're both wearing goggles so it's fair. But they would both do that. It would fuck you up. You wouldn't be able to see that good. Weren't you wipers? You wouldn't see what's in front of you. Good luck. Let's just fight. Let's just cut the shit and put some gloves on and fight. You're wearing a salmon. If we're gonna slap fight, let's just fight. I want to be able to take you down strangle you. This is nonsense. You're just like a salmon eye. Smearing each other's fucking goggles. Who do you think would have been just straight to justify between you and Lewis because he thinks him. That's hilarious. He's watched over a hundred UFC fights. He's a big fellow though. He is so fat. He'd probably get good at it. He's a big tough guy. He could lay on you. He's just way 330. He's lost a little shit load away. That's a lot. He's lost over 20 pounds. No he's not that big. I don't think he's back. He's ballooned. Are you trying to start a fight with him now? I am not. I'm just saying he has ballooned.