Joe Rogan Reacts to the "Angry Bus Driver" Video

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Ari Shaffir

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Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comic, writer, and podcaster. Ari is the host of the "You Be Trippin'" podcast. Watch his latest comedy special, "Ari Shaffir: America's Sweetheart," on Netflix. www.arishaffir.com

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We fucked that up. We thought we were recording. We were saying how Burt is the only person we know who's both funny and a great promoter. Like, usually you get one or the other. You get someone who's really funny, but we were talking about Burt's... We thought all this was being recorded. Oh, it would have been so much better if they got that natural thing. The audio is being recorded the whole time. Just that video. So I can leave that in the mp3 or maybe I can download that at the beginning. Oh, okay. Give it one of those cartoonists to make the video. Well, for everybody, the audio, we're gonna stop now. We're gonna double repeat ourselves. So a bunch of people... Burt used to have a show called Hurt Burt. And that one disturbed me the most. I don't remember this one at all. Burt, he would do a bunch of stupid shit and get injured. But he's really getting hurt. Yes, man. He's doing jiu-jitsu with some kid and some red belt kid who's with Hori and Gracie. Really? When he was that young, he really reminds me of that frat guy that he was. I can't really see it now. But this is him like four years removed from that. This guy keeps arm barring him. He doesn't know what to do here. Kid is 108 pounds. I think part of it, he's also going along with it enjoying. He's gotta take the offensive. Fuck that. Wow. This kid will never see it. He's played duck twice or possum twice. Now he doesn't rush him. How about that video that I showed you that Bridget Fettisee showed me? It's a video of this guy who's on a school bus and... It starts with a bus driver throwing a little kid off. Throwing a little kid off the school bus, screaming at him. And then a bunch of people are like, what the fuck are you doing, man? They chase him back onto the bus. The bus driver gets back on the bus and then they check the little kid. Are you okay? And they realize this little kid with like a lunchbox and everything is actually a grown midget. And he's pretending that he's a little kid hanging out with these little kids and the bus driver found it. Dude, the look at everybody's face when they say, wait, he's not a kid. And they're all like, oh, I was mad. Now I'm confused. He's got the lunchbox. He throws out his lunchbox and he grabs him. He throws him. Yeah. It's crazy. Oh my gosh, look at that guy. Because he's got a little kid's backpack. What the fuck are you doing? People are ready to beat his ass. Beat the bus driver's ass. They saw him chuck off a little kid. That's a five year old's body. She's calling the cops. Yeah. And then they get to him to see, hey, are you okay? Now watch this. They go... Are you a kid? That's a grown ass man. That's a grown ass man. That dude was pretending to be a grown kid. Now everybody's confused. Look how confused they all are. Like, I was mad before. I don't know what to think now. That's crazy. They look like they just saw David Blaine. That's crazy. Why did we bring that up? Why were we talking about that? That's a great question. That's not to do with Burt though. Something to do with Burt, but I don't know what that was. What does it have to do with your quick Burt? It's what else we were talking about. No, no, no, no. The kid was beating up Burt in Jiu-Jitsu. I don't remember. Welcome to November. Yeah. This is not sober November.