A Tsunami Will Destroy Seattle and Portland | Joe Rogan and Anthony Jeselnik

Would you say Denver is the best comedy town in the country? It's up there. It's up there. I fucking love it there. Me too. I'm going there in August. I'm doing that place again. I fucking love it. Yeah. It's one of my favorite places on the planet period. If I was going to leave LA, Denver is one of the spots that I would pick. I think about when I eventually leave, where would I go? And Denver is at the top of the list. I used to want to go to Seattle or Portland. And then I read that article, that terrifying article about how like. Hershey Briggs. Everyone talks about the big one earthquake in LA. They're like, what's really going to fuck shit up is the tsunami that's going to happen on that fault line. They're like, Portland and Seattle are going to be gone with that tsunami. 100%, right? 100%. Yeah, it's just whether it's 100 years from now or two. Jesus. But imagine if we wake up one day and Seattle's gone. 13 million people dead. It goes deep into Washington state all the way to Tacoma. The ocean goes to Tacoma. There was an article where they talked about how it would happen. What would happen minute by minute in Portland with this going on? It was just terrifying. Yeah, fuck that. Too risky. Also, seasonal depression is real. Oh, for sure. I have a buddy of mine who moved to Portland and started a jujitsu school out there. And I was like, do you like it? He goes, dude, I fucking love it. I go, you don't miss LA at all? He was like, no. I go, what about the rain? Is it bothering me? I was like, no, no, it's nothing. Two years later, he's back in LA. I go, what happened? It was the fucking weather. I go, you liar. You were trying to convince me. You were trying to tell me. And he started laughing. He's like, I was convincing myself. Yeah. But he bought into it. He goes, I go, what happened? I came back one time. And when it was raining out there, and it wasn't raining here, and I was like, what am I doing? I'm less happy there.