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Anthony Jeselnik is a comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His new special "Anthony Jeselnik: Fire in the Maternity Ward" will be available streaming on Netflix on April 30.
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But like Japan is one of the most unhappy countries in the world. The suicide rate is off the charts. But they take themselves out. In America it's like, who can I take with me? I don't know what that is. Well, Japan emphasizes humility and they reward it. They emphasize being polite and orderly. It's really interesting. There was a piece I was watching on YouTube of these people that live in cyber cafes. They have cyber cafes that are open 24 hours a day in Japan. They have these little cubicles that you take in there. They're just online on their computer. They have all their things there and that's where they live. They shower and they go back to their little cubicle. But this woman was saying that it made her feel like she wasn't alone, but she wasn't with people either. She likes that. She wants to know that there's people around her, but she doesn't want anybody in her life. I was like, oof. This is dark. Yeah. Yeah. That's super fucking dark. Sad. Just the loneliness. That's a giant issue apparently in Japan, is how lonely people are, which is incredibly ironic when you consider that it's probably one of the most population-dense places on Earth, in Tokyo at least. Oh yeah. I think they're just working their asses off. They fucking loved jumping in front of trains. They live for it. It really is like the – of countries, it's the least happy country in the world. Wow. I think number – the happiest is like someone Scandinavian. Norway, Sweden or some shit. Finland, I think Finland ranks very highly on that. Yeah. Why is that? The thing I was watching said it was like a sense of community. I think the Czechs – I love them live together and they eat their meals together as a neighborhood almost. And they just like – everyone contributes and they're just happy and content. That makes sense. The numbers are smaller too. I think that helps. Also, it's gorgeous up there. That helps too. There's a lot of factors there, right? Yeah. Like what's a big city in Finland? Helsinki? How many people is that? 50? How many people live in Helsinki? 50. 50 people? I bet 50. Yeah. I bet you're right. I bet Helsinki has 1.2 million people. How many people Helsinki has? That's a wild guess. I don't know why I had to put the 0.2 in there. I'm hedging my bet. I think if I was on the price is right. It says it's the biggest but the thing I pulled up doesn't say. The second largest says 279,000. This doesn't say what Helsinki does for some reason. Well, you can't – if you Google population of Helsinki – This is the very first thing I had which was the biggest cities in Finland. I figured it would have had it. Oh, just Google – It says it's 558. 558,000? Yeah. That ain't shit. Wow. That's it. That's why they're happy. Four boulders. Yeah. Four Boulder, Colorado is in the whole country. Yeah. You go to Boulder, some of the nicest people ever. Why? 100,000 of them. That's it. Hard to build there. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Great people. A little on the socialist side but I get it. A little too many Birkenstocks and Tevas and girls could use a little bit more makeup. Pull the makeup on gals. It's not pronounced Teva? I don't know what the fuck it is. I always thought it was Tevas. Maybe it is Tevas. I don't know. I heard the word. Weird leather sandals and shit. But it's a cool place, man. But I think that's what you get if you live around nature. You get a bunch of fit people that like hiking and shit. A lot of North Face jackets. They got great weather. Yeah. Yeah. They really do. They have blizzards and snowstorms and shit but they also have like, it'll be 30 degrees in Denver or Boulder and then the next day it'll be 60. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.