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Eric Weinstein holds a PhD in mathematical physics from Harvard University and is a member of the Galileo Project research team. www.ericweinstein.org www.geometricunity.org
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How the f--k is Joe trying to deny that the attack on that asian woman was not a hate crime?
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Hazaa!!! so glad timestamps and comments are back. ended up in the JRE Telegram group chatting with others. inspired us to start our own pod cast tmipodcast.com
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Joe's digression from the wine topic to the smelly feet to the comedians was kind of retarded. It's like he wasn't really interested in talking about wine at all, even though he initiated that conversation too.
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Eric so badly wanted this to go well, releasing his master work on the JRE, but Joe just wanted to bullshit
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Great episode. That Eric sure is a genius. Joe is a fun drunk...seems fun to drink with
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those are the only ones I know I don't know another uh
what's the other one it's gotta be what's that school what school school I don't
know
is that Swedish German something is it a Viking one yeah oh
use your microphone folks lunch I don't know how to say slump day what is that
one the Irish
one oh I don't know that one yeah I don't know that either no Jamie's throwing
extra ones in
there there we go what's up brother how are you um well how are you you look
like a businessman
is that right are you a businessman I'm trying to be one I think you're a
professional clubhouse
guest no no the thing is right um it's the only platform that I have more
followers on than you
because you're only there once I think yeah one and done I'm one and done yeah
it's just like
podcasting for people to have a podcast
well the interesting question is do do you think that it has any ability to
figure out a way of
killing podcasting because that's what they think they're crazy no impossible
because the beautiful
thing about podcasting it's you're capturing a conversation and it's an uninterrupted
that the
thing that happened with your brother should have put the nail in the coffin in
that in that format oh
you mean the struggle session yes the fact that someone can come in and and
kick everyone off that
disagrees with them take over the room and that they did it just because they
decided what was the reason
why they gave her the the option to kick everybody out and gave her
administrative power or whatever it is I
think she'd been historically oppressed or something oh that's why I guess I
don't know well from what I
understand the conversation before she came on was very clumsy that's what
everybody was saying it was like
that it it it left an opening I see for someone like her to come and go shut
the fuck up get out of here
but the way she treated your brother and the way I did not listen to this by
the way you shouldn't
it'll infuriate you the way you know like they they caught they said he was
talking he said he's an
evolutionary biologist yeah and they were these these kids were like oh you're
in eugenics you believe
in eugenics he's like no no no no no no no and they they basically just steamrolled
him called him a
racist and cut him off it was it was very infuriating they didn't want to have
a conversation with him
they wanted to belittle him they wanted him to proclaim that he's anti-racist
and you know I've seen this movie
before yeah it's not good but it's just the fact that that can happen yeah in
the platform you know it was just
when when you're doing something like that when someone can come in and just
kick all the other people out that
they don't agree with yeah sure like you could just join in a conversation that's
already rolling could have left he
just doesn't want to well he got kicked out he was trying to make sense he was
trying to express he's
always trying to make sense I know it's a problem we gotta fix that but I mean
the the clubhouse thing
seems a like a fun social thing to do like I enjoyed doing it with Tim Dillon
because Tim was in here with
me and we were yucking it up and goofing on it and then your brother jumped in
on the conversation and
the vol was in the conversation that's where it gets more interesting which is
that the serendipity
that's possible because normally the logistics of getting us all in one place
yes it's it's difficult
it's expensive nobody really is up for it because it it's probably not as high
quality as a point-to-point
conversation but the serendipity of saying yes okay I saw two people I never
thought would be in the
same room and then 12 other people and you know at first I think that's
exciting but then the danger of
it is that they're going to burn through the novelty effects you're going to
have seen all these people
collide well maybe I mean there's an you know it's almost like chess moves
right like even though you
know how in their favor he'd know how the pieces move but there's an insane
number of possibilities
that could take place true but I do think there's a weird way in which you're
always in danger of setting
up too many different ways into the same basic source that's the value and so
you know you can say okay I've
got a website I've got a sub stack I've got a podcast I've got a book how many
ideas do you have I mean
that's kind of the issue one of the things that I think makes you dominant is
that you have an insane
breath and most people are really not that capable of going outside of a few
issues well I'm not capable
of it either I'm just curious I just I'm not scared yeah I'm not scared of
having conversations that are way over
my head I just think the clubhouse thing they've got to work out that what
happened like they've got to work that out so
that doesn't happen that the flaw is in letting someone come in and then
kicking other people out so they can't
communicate anymore you could do that the the moderator privilege there is
something that you shouldn't give
out like candy because that's what opens it up but here's the thing why would
you want to give out
modern people are we why does anybody but why does anybody want to be the
moderator because that's not
good it's horrible there's an actual status and caste system of people who need
more going on in their
lives like i was called up on stage i was made a moderator and you realize that
you know for people
whose lives have gone online due to covid meaning has been scarce and so in a
weird way this is
what's proxying for meaning because the human mind will just attach meaning to
any kind of distinction
like that for a lot of comics it's replaced performing so they're not going up
at night but they're going
in the clubhouse every night and Lea Lamar for example is really really active
and you know what i told
her was pioneer something new don't try to do something old figure out what
this new thing is
better at and be the first well she has a lot of people on that right yeah a
lot a lot more than
she has on the other platforms i think she's she's doing really well and she's
doing a lot of stuff
and what i hope is that um you know she'll pioneer something genuinely new like
for example radio drama
was dying when i was a kid there was the cbs radio mystery hour or something we
used to listen to that
when we'd drive up to nice to love those yeah they were cool right and that's
gone you know with a
bunch of people acting out voices eg marshall was the host of those things and
it was like a throwback
to orson wells and that stuff wouldn't it be cool to get some retro thing
because the idea behind
clubhouse is to take discord and subtract functionality from it and that's the
product
it's less it's got less functionality than discord and that causes you to say
okay well i can't text you
how am i going to work around all these constraints and it's like you know a
great wine is only
supposedly grown when you frustrate the vines really yeah that's what i that's
what i hear
how's that work how they frustrate the vines that if you give if you give the vines
perfect
soil and climate and all this stuff they'll produce much fruitier stuff and it
won't be
perfectly optimized for fermenting into wine really look there's a lot of bs
and wine so i don't want
to say a hundred percent but this is definitely something you'll hear have you
seen the documentary
sour grapes no oh my god tell me you have to watch it um are you a wine guy no
i like wine i actually
love wine i don't know a damn thing about it i just go that's good and i take
pictures of it on my phone
when i like it and then i buy that wine later i don't know what the fuck's
going on i'm i'm as
really nobody does almost nobody that's what the documentary is about the
documentary is amazing
and it's about this guy who got in with all these real rich wine connoisseurs
yeah including a friend
of mine who's in the film oh no yes yeah um and this guy realized that there is
only a limited amount
of rare wine like 1974 blah blah blah right so this dude decides he is going to
fake this wine and so he
makes these labels he and apparently this gentleman who's featured in this film
who wound up getting
arrested and he's in jail right now in colorado and apparently they're um they're
detaining him
they're they're about to deport him because he's about to get out of jail they're
going to deport
him back to indonesia which is where he's from but he i think it's indonesia he
had an amazing palette
he was a like he was a real legitimate wine collector and then somewhere along
the line he realized that
buying and selling wine was good because he was kind of quartering the market
on a lot of wines he's
spending a ton of money he realized you know what i can fake these wines i
understand what these wines
are so he started mixing wines together and he developed all these formulas of
how to mix like
cheaper wines and he would sell them as like these super rare you know 1970
whatever wines but where he
fucked up is spoiler alert one of the coke brothers bought like four million
dollars worth of wine from
him and one of his friends started he had a friend who's an investigator of
wine apparently that's
a thing why investigate guy who really understands wine was telling him like he
bought bottles from
thomas jefferson oh yeah yeah from the 1700s chateau de chem of jefferson i
think is still drinkable
really well there's this one particular kind of sauterne which comes from the
semi-owned grape in
the bordeaux region or uh and it's made from this noble rot so you get the
grapes to sort of have
this disease that concentrates the sugar and i believe that chateau de chem is
like weirdly drinkable
beyond hundreds of years yeah crazy wow that's wild because this guy just the
coke brother he just had
this stuff and was just had it on display i mean he has this immense one i mean
it's worth untold
amounts of money what do you do with that money right he just has an insane
wine collection millions
and millions of dollars but he has four million dollars of fake wine and uh he
realized it as they
were going through his collection like that there was um magnums from uh a year
where they didn't make
magnums and this so this guy starts going over the the and then what happened
was a gentleman from france
got involved france i should say he got involved and uh he is an actual wine
maker and his wine was being
plagiarized he was they were faking his wine and so he came in and saw the
counterfeit wines and even in
the auctions like the like he was pointing out in the auction booklet like
these are fake wines like
we did not have this wine in this year the the label is incorrect this is
incorrect and then you know
there were some misspellings on some of the labels and this guy made millions
of dollars in wine and
sold thousands and thousands of bottles and so initially they thought he was
doing it all himself
in his apartment but then when they realized the sheer volume of the fake wine
this guy sold and put out
there that there had to be other people involved but he was the only one that
went down for it they
think maybe his brothers uh in indonesia were also involved in this scheme
somehow but they they feel
like there's thousands and thousands of bottles of this stuff still in
circulation and still being sold
there was an auction that was they were selling this guy's wine his i believe
his name is rudy
they were selling his wines um at a christie's auction like long after he had
been exposed and so
these guys on these uh the you know these wine connoisseur email list or they're
you know emailing
each other back and forth and hey like rudy's wines are being sold here this is
this is fake and
then they have these experts come in and test the stuff but what's crazy is one
guy in the film and
one is like this is one of the real bottles that rudy sold me because rudy was
selling real wine right
before he started selling wine he's like this is one of the real bottles like
try it and the guy tries
it he's like oh yeah this is really good and then another guy gets a hold of
goes when did you open
this and he goes uh what a couple hours ago he's like he tasted he goes this is
bullshit this is not
real he goes this doesn't have the vivacity it doesn't have the flavor this is
not i've tasted this
wine this is not the wine because apparently and i don't understand this at all
right the palette
of a wine connoisseur is this thing where they can literally like you can give
them a like a flight
of wines and they can tell you this is a full james bond petite shiraz from
blah blah blah and i
don't again i'm so out of my wheelhouse here but i think i like buffalo trace
whiskey i'm with you
there that's what i'm saying i know this tastes good yeah you know but okay
well first of all
should we try to drink this in the weird wine way no no this is american we don't
fuck around here it's
got a buffalo with testicles on the label son look at that right there like
that yes this is older than
america by the way you know this his company buffalo trace they started making
whiskey in 1773
it's literally three years older than america itself so the thing that i did
not understand i think about
wine is that if you're trying to taste your wine you can't possibly get at what's
this high-end stuff
because it's only your nose that can determine the these differences that
nobody's got enough stuff
going on in their tongue to tell great wine so you've got this thing called the
retronasal passage
in the back of your mouth can i get a graph jamie retro nasal passage yeah
where do we where do we
pull this graphic um and so this whole thing about burbling where you you turn
your mouth into a bong
right oh yeah let's do it how you do it
and they smell it well you start you're getting this fountain with air coming
up and then you're opening
the back of your opening your retronasal passage you do get a little bit of a
smell right and you
and that's where the magic happens so the weird thing is somebody buys really
expensive wine and then
they try to taste it yeah here we go there we go that's for beer well it's for
anything like once
you get it's interesting once you get addicted to um yeah maybe that's like
dudes are into smelling feet
like that's what's going on you're not trapping me in that conversation no we
had we had a guy at kill
tony okay he's really in the feet he was hilarious were you there jamie that
night
it was a killed tony recently at uh anton's and this this kid went up he was
really funny he was a
funny comic but it was really funny he was talking about how he's really in a
girl's feet
and he was like completely unapologetic like and he was hilarious and he was
just talking about how
he likes to smell girl's feet you notice how everybody else's attraction is
weird and whatever
your thing is it's like yeah i don't know i'm just into that well it was funny
i mean it was definitely
weird because it's unusual yeah someone would be it's i don't think it's
unusual that guys are in a
feet i think it's a lot more usual than you think but i think what is unusual
is that he was so
uh open about expressing the fact that he was in defeat in front of a group of
strangers yeah in a
one minute set on kill tony because kill do you know you know how kill tony
works not really kill
tony is uh the foundation it was one of the foundations in in los angeles and i
think it's
going to be the foundation in austin of the open mic community okay because it
gives a comic one minute
the tony has tony hinchcliffe developed a show and him and brian red band they
do it together and
tony has a hat they shake the hat up and they or a bucket they reach in the
bucket and they pull out
a name okay random and then that person doesn't know if they're going to
perform or not there's
maybe 30 people that throw their names in and maybe five get to perform and tony
pulls that name out
calls the guy or girl or non-binary folk and they come running onto the stage
and they do one minute
of stand-up got it and this guy did one minute stand-up about how he gets hard-ons
because of feet and it
was just hilarious but he was talking about the smell of of feet and the girl
got on stage and took her
shoe off and he smelled her foot it was just it was preposterous okay but it's
it gives these comics
an opportunity to like on that at that night i think it was me and adam egott
that night but it's like
donnell wrongs has been on you know like you name a dom irera is a favorite
guest like great comics are
on it all the time so there's a professional guest that sits there and talks to
the comics the comic
does a set and then we'll ask them i've done it a bunch of times we'll ask them
questions yeah like
how long you've been doing comedy like what where'd you start you know what
town you start out in and
then they tell what are you doing now for money and you know they have great
stories and it's it's fun
because you get a chance to see the beginnings and some of those comics have
gone on like ali makovsky
who has opened up for me in arenas she started out on kill tony okay yeah and
so it's like you could
develop a legitimate professional career from this but it's like a really good
path for the these amateurs
to get like one minute of stage time so they hone this one minute hoping they're
going to get called
onto the stage and usually like if you're a halfway decent comic and you've
been doing it you know
six months a year you probably have a minute you probably have a minute where
you could get up there
and rock it for a minute and when they do some of them are terrible but some of
them are really funny
some of them what's the best way to get people opened up almost instantly with
no foreplay to go on
yeah you don't there's no way you know you have to just have it's there's a
different way for you
than it would be for jamie than it would be for me everybody's i've seen it be
different for you
on different nights yeah it's always different i always you gotta it's just
like it's a living thing
the audience is a living thing it depends entirely upon what's happened before
you went on stage
it depends entirely on what time of night it is you know there's a lot going on
i'm always a little
freaked out when i see you at the store because i don't associate like i got to
know you before i
ever got to see you be funny in front of a crowd and it was just like holy you
can do that you know
and and it's a different persona like you can clearly see that a different mind
has clicked in
it's like the i know kung fu moment it is like that right yeah and it's like if
you saw me do kung
fu you'd think that too dude i don't really know any kung fu but you know it's
uh it's a thing you
know you got to know how to do it then you gotta when you do it you got to
treat that audience like
you know you got to bring the good you gotta you gotta come with the good good
jokes it's like
when i saw steven seagal playing blues guitar at first i was just like what is
he good he
i don't want to say anything negative but i've seen parts of it that have been
really really pretty
good yeah i don't know i mean i'm i'm um
uh i'm trying to figure out what happened to the guitar and what happened to
covid uh changing the
world of guitar because everybody changed the world of guitar lots of people
had time on their hands
oh and then and and the amps have gotten wildly better in the last year uh i
bought a a modeling
amp uh for 250 bucks that changed my life from positive grid called the spark
amp we're talking
about it with jamie and it is a replica of like all the gear that real guys
have that hobbyists like
don't even know what it is i can play with it and it'll model all of these
setups so suddenly like
i'm smarter and then you know that's weird thing i was telling jamie this had
to have been developed
long in advance it's been over yes but i think a 250 dollar item that just
blows your mind may be
relatively new and there's i think there's one coming from um oh with neural dsp
so there's like
competing and and jamie was talking about the helix so there's like this
collection of these things and
i hadn't spent 300 on my rig for 30 years or something and i did this and
suddenly um a little
bit more magic was like available to me and really and then i put a brief clip
of myself playing on
instagram and i got contacted by like some of the greatest guitarists in the
effing world when when
toasting abasi and uh joe robinson and ryan roxy if it was the guitarist for
like alex alice cooper contact
you and they're like this is you jamming look give me some of this give me some
of this jamie
you're jamming to glenn back is that what it says
that wasn't actually the one that that's pretty good and you're doing that
without a pick
if there's another one um look yeah that one is that one that i i didn't know
you were supposed to
yeah you you that was the one that did it i think apparently you're supposed to
use a pick but i didn't
know
basically i'm playing air guitar with a real guitar that's really good dude
well that's that's the amp
and the fact that somebody set up my strat what do you mean but that you didn't
know you're supposed
to play with dude i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing and
how'd you learn how to do
this uh i hang out in a room alone it's sort of dark and lonely but really yeah
when did you learn
this though this is part of the thing i do a bunch of things that i did i don't
do with other people
right i just learn right but when did you learn this how long ago i don't even
know some of it in
the last year but but when did you start playing guitar you're being quiet no i
don't like i don't
like it i'm gonna call you out on this i don't okay very uncomfortable i've had
a guard i've had a
guitar since i was go after yourself i had a guitar since i was 15 but i don't
know when okay yeah i'm
playing forever but you're self-taught but yeah and then you have these like
plateaus where suddenly
you take your head out of your ass well hendrix was self-taught you know almost
all of the really
great steve rayvon i believe was self-taught albert king was self-taught it's
it's all of these guys
were like on the next level where are they going to learn it from you know who
creates a danny gatton or a
roy buchanan nobody knows um i don't know who those guys are but i'll trust you
they'll blow your mind
will they i wonder how gary learned gary clark jr gary clark did you learn
psycho what does it say
self-taught bitch whoa so i can't do that stuff but the point that that i'm
starting to come to is i
realize when different communities behave differently they're angry jealous
communities and they're open
hearted we're glad to have you on board communities and i could not believe the
quality of the people
who reached out to me to give me encouragement for whatever stupid and this
thing i don't know how to
hold a pick i don't know how to do this stuff with a pick i just can't i think
as long as the sound is
good they don't care is that correct i think more than that i think that the
idea is that there's this
one of us thing like okay i can see that he's spent time in the trenches trying
to figure out what we do
and most people don't care and he does you know and so the idea is um you know
i did a guitar podcast
recently and i just expected this other thing which is like what do you mean by
you did a guitar podcast
ryan roxy for alice cooper says i want you on the podcast as a fellow guitarist
yeah so like joe satriani
you know was sitting in that chair and then here i am saying like wow well but
in part um when people
are like fans of i mean you do comedy you do acting you do jujitsu you do so
many different things that
you know that there's some things that you don't do at the same level as other
things yeah when people
see that you're like taking an interest like if i found out that you were you
know a um a road
racing but you know bicyclist or something like that people would be like wow
joe joe's one of us
they're happy to have you on board i feel what you're saying yeah yeah
especially like weird esoteric
things you know weird like mandolin for example whenever i do something on mandolin
you know i have all
these people oh i'm one of those people too i have a mandolin you know it's
probably pretty rare right
how many people are playing mandolin i don't know it it was it was competitive
with the guitar in the
late 1800s i think and then the guitar sort of just blew it out of the water
but there's a new thing
called octave mandolin which is down an entire octave so it doesn't have that
kind of really bright
tinny sound so i'm going to pursue the octave mandolin and see whether is there
any benefit in a kid
learning how to play the recorder it seems like they're just with those kids
when they give them
a recorder well i look there's some cool stuff from like telemon if you're
really into right but
like no one plays professional recorder right can you get chicks with a
recorder i don't know i don't
know if you can you you you would get those chicks anyway well you know the
scene with belushi
and the guitar yes i can't you have to be very careful what you play i know we
all do i love that scene
it's so real it's so real sorry yeah it's so real i've been at a party where a
guy busts out a guitar
and starts singing and you're like oh my god who are you what have you done
well what are the skills that you would want to acquire at this uh um i think
music would be really
interesting to learn either play the piano or play the guitar i just don't have
the time yeah i don't
have the time i i don't have the time to do the things that i already do you
know how about hyper
accelerating one of those things like getting somebody who understands your
brain because
you're a great learner i'm good at listening yep i look like uh but you're
beginner's mindset a lot
yeah well i think it's helpful i do a lot of things from scratch you know like
i think uh that's
how i got good at jujitsu is listening i didn't get good at jujitsu because i
figured it out myself i get
good because my friend eddie eddie bravo was a great coach and and my original
instructor jean jock
machado is a great coach i just listen to them what made eddie a great jujitsu
intellectual eddie
thinks way outside the box way way way outside the box and he's just real
creative you know because
he's uh he's a musician like that's that's what he does outside of uh comedy
yeah he's done comedy too
he actually he was always really funny and i try to get him to do comedy like
way back in the day
and he did a few open mics but it was just too harrowing for him but then when
he started doing
a lot of seminars and got really comfortable teaching because he became a jujitsu
instructor
and started teaching for a living then he got much more comfortable in front of
large groups of people
and then he started doing stand-up again within the last five or six five years
or so something like
that and then he's very funny he's just a funny guy like me and him hang out we
laugh so hard
he's like other than joey diaz i probably laugh harder with eddie bravo than
anybody that i know
but he's just he thinks different than people and sometimes it's a problem he
starts like entertaining
some ideas that are completely preposterous and he goes deep with them because
he's figured out a way
with jujitsu to take ideas that a lot of people didn't think were good yeah and
figured out a way to
tap people out with those ideas like he took some ideas and he said no you just
gotta like
like for instance here's a perfect example like there's certain kicks that um
if you just showed
someone it they would say well that's not practical right you're not going to
be able to do that the
problem is you just haven't reached a proficiency like maybe like a stephen
wonderboy thompson or
something like that where it will become practical like a specific kick is like
a spinning wheel kick
it's a wild cool looking kick looks great in a bruce lee movie right wonderboy
thompson he's he's a famous
mixed martial arts fighter he pulls that off in fights because he's a 57 and 0
kickboxer and one of the best
strikers that's ever competed in mixed martial arts so his proficiency in
striking is so elite that he
can do things that if you just taught some people would say that's impractical
that'll never work in
a fight but it will work in a fight if you reach the highest level of proficiency
and eddie had that
same mindset with jujitsu techniques and he figured out a way to make some
techniques that a lot of people
thought were impractical not just possible but really um very uh and repeatable
yes not just repeatable but high percentage okay like especially if you if
someone is in a situation
where they don't understand what's happening so they don't understand what's in
danger or where
the counters are or where you know where you're trapped he's just real creative
you know but again
like he gets him tripped up like he starts believing some wacky shit but then
he gets out of it he'll let
things go after a while but you know he it's because he entertains ideas and he'll
he'll because he
doesn't trust mainstream thought well so mainstream thought whether it's in jujitsu
or mainstream
thought whether it's in economics or whatever are we all struggling with this a
little bit like
there's no part of the mainstream that looks at all credible to me anymore well
it's real wacky now
right and here's a here's a wacky one where the new york times uh is they they're
debunking this idea
that the wuhan lab may have been the source of covid when they're like when all
these different people
are talking about it we've been on this for forever we have been on it forever
what it's
it's extraordinary is the the new york times is still saying debunked claims
with no evidence
whatsoever you know saga and jetty from the rising in the hill had this whole
piece about it on his uh
youtube channel i love what they're doing they're the best they're the best
well he's got two channels
have you been on either uh well i've i've only had him on here and crystal
together but what i like
that was what you guys did right at the beginning of that where they explained
what happens i didn't
mean to cut you off that's okay um what happens in the cycle when your team
wins and your team loses
and how but they've both broken out of that and they've thrown that away yes
that was that was 10
minutes yeah that i needed to hear that you i thought you broke new you the
three of you guys broke
really new ground they're what we need there's a reasonable person on the left
and a reasonable
person on the right and they're both committed to honesty above all right they
might have different
philosophical coming together crystal is coming towards saga because she's
seeing yes the rot on
the left yes what my hope is is that she's going to be um a credible
progressive who's rejecting all
this nonsense progressivism yeah i think i think you're right she's very smart
and so is he and the
two of them together wonderful what were you going to say before i catch up
what i was going to say is
they were talking about how the new york times is is talking about this deep i
forget who they were
quoting who who was uh entertaining this ideal is that what cdc that's right
the cdc guy that he was
uh entertaining this idea this uh this debunked idea of this emanating from a
lab but it's not debunked
not only is it not debunked it's more possible than ever but the problem is the
idea was originally
associated with donald trump so these motherfuckers at the new york times still
have it in their head
that they can't admit i don't know that that's what's going on what do you
think it is well that
what they do it's a weird move we should tell people exactly what what they're
saying okay the the
the former head of the cdc is saying that it's more probable than not he's not
saying it's absolute
he's saying it's more probable than not that it escaped from a lab right and he
details it and he actually
predates it he goes pre uh you know he goes like deep into september and october
he believes it might
have emanated around that time started spreading they the reason why is and it
all makes total sense
this is a very unusual laboratory the laboratory had been cited in 2018 for
safety protocol violations
the laboratory works on the exact same kinds of coronaviruses that caused this
worldwide pandemic
on bats they work on bat coronaviruses and this is one of two level four labs
that are in this area
so this this whole thing is so it's so much more likely that it emanated from
the lab but the problem
is the the narrative was donald trump is racist donald trump calls it the china
virus donald trump says
it came from a lab it can't have come from a lab because donald trump's always
wrong
that's one possibility i'm worried about something beyond that what are you
worried about the way
that they make this move is that they synonymize the lab leak hypothesis with a
synthetic virus engineered
from scratch so in other words the idea of like maybe somebody growing uh
horseshoe bat coronavirus in
human lung tissue to accelerate natural selection because like we don't know
how to engineer it but if you let
if you let natural selection engineer it you can accelerate that right so
instead of saying um we
don't know what to make of accelerated natural selection in a lab leaking they
try to make this
move which is like you know there's no sign that this was engineered in a lab
you're like okay well you
changed what the hypothesis is in order to say what you're saying to protect
your future credibility and
the thing that i'm really freaking out about you've been talking about it brett's
been talking about i've
been talking about all sorts of people have been talking about this one for a
year
i increasingly think that none of these organizations think that they owe us
any kind of truth
that when they get caught it's just like yeah of course we had to say that like
what yeah you know
like this time magazine article about of course we fortified the election you
what oh yeah we fortified it
oh i trump was right about a conspiracy like in the article quoting that who
are they quoting that
said they've they fortified the election there was apparently some entire group
under one guy with
hundreds of activists who told their people don't riot in the streets have a
dance party instead
i would highly recommend it's time magazine i read the i read the the the blurb
about the fortifying
and i was like hmm yeah that's a disturbing quote but what does it mean what
did that what are they
trying what they mean with their the claim of the article is we went right up
to the door meddling with
the election but all we cared about was free and fair and we had a huge
conspiracy so donald trump
wasn't wrong there was a huge conspiracy but we are so committed to democracy
that even though we
hate donald trump with a passion that you know won't let go 24 7 uh we still
would never do anything
against an election the problem is with a guy like trump you can almost justify
some horrible
horse if you claim that you're you have to fight all enemies foreign and
domestic and you claim that he's
a russian asset you're pretty much saying that you have to do something drastic
yeah and so the number
of things that people claim is what the problem is because they're not all
compatible and and what i'm
trying to get it more broadly is over and over i see the same move which is
deny deny deny we get caught
yeah limited hangout yeah we did that that's the kind of stuff we do because we
have to do it but i don't
think they're saying they got caught i think they're saying that what we did
was make sure the election
was fair it was i think the concept of a limited hangout where you know that
something is too big to
hold back so you push a part of it into the public not all of it that's the
limited and you let the
public think okay well now you know the truth and it stops there and then they
stop asking questions
because they've got a new toy to play with have you been paying attention to
the border crisis
shit um where it's not bad when democrats do it it's not bad when democrats do
it and it's even worse
than when trump was doing it but it's still not bad it's bad i don't know how
to be a logical democrat
anymore yeah i don't know how to do it either i don't i don't like politically
homeless i'm politically
homeless now and these people have done it because it's it's a low iq movement
or it's a high uh
it's a low integrity movement or it's a low iq movement it can't be it can't be
high iq high
integrity you and i had a conversation on this very podcast and i said that i
would vote for trump
before i would vote for biden i remember didn't want and people got mad at me i
didn't wind up
voting for either one i voted for joe jorgensen because i'm like this is almost
like a protest vote
yeah i did the same but my point was exactly what we're experiencing right now
the guy does press
conferences and they're like something out of a macabre movie i feel like i'm
terrified it's like
grandpa's at the wheel dude and he's not on his medication this is nuts man it's
nuts here and then
now they're calling it they're not calling it the biden administration anymore
they're calling it the
biden harris administration which to me is like letting you know that there's
only a matter of time
before it's president harris this kid in florida i'm a i'm i'm a something you
know didn't say caretaker
president but uh you know i'm i'm just sort of here to warm the seat you're the
future
you're just thinking like okay you're the oldest president in american history
by a long shot
why do we need a oh transitional i'm a transition but here's the thing bernie's
older than him
right jimmy carter's still in the play in the game jimmy carter's still in the
game because
he could do a second term yeah he's only a thousand years old he just got over
cancer we just
i'm just i'm hoping that i'm joking joking i hope so but bernie is lucid that's
my point i believe
bernie is at least biden's age am i correct or is he older older he's older but
very lucid yeah when
he talks he talks clearly and you know and apparently he said he's gonna run
again which is kind of crazy
so he's gonna what is he gonna do like how is that gonna work he's gonna go
independent
why can't we have anyone younger than us i'm 55 i i could vote for tulsi yes i
could vote for tulsi
you know who i think has a shot is the governor of florida okay i think he has
a shot i really do
um maybe this is gonna depress me too much maybe it will i mean i don't know
what you have to do
to uh run the country correctly what you can't do is what trump did is is say
you to the people that
don't agree with you he's he didn't unite people he was like i'm doing it and i'm
kicking ass and
you're coming with me and everybody's like yeah all the trumpsters were like
yeah but everybody else
is like ah this he riled them up he made them angry he made them furious i
understand but we can't have
any solution that could work so we have to select from this menu of the unworkable
people right well
i don't know if that's necessarily true it's just what we have at the moment it's
like you go to a
restaurant and you're like well all they ever have is hamburger that's just
what's on the menu
currently like you know another manager could take over this restaurant and
they could expand the menu
i was in cambridge massachusetts for almost 20 years and uh there was cafe algiers
and had soup of the
day and we always used to ask because every single day for 20 years it was lentil
soup every day every
day soup of the day was lentil soup well cambridge is a mess really yeah came
in a crazy place yeah you're
from massachusetts yeah i used to catch rising star all right that was like the
weirdest place to perform
it's like that was the beginning of the pc movement it was like the pc movement
in the 80s
was like the first warning shots of wokeness what we're experiencing now
actually if you go back to
clint eastwood uh in one of the dirty harry uh movies he's it's a really
interesting scene where
he's told that he has to uh approve new candidates for the force for detective
and there's a female
candidate and he's not happy but the reason he's not happy is super subtle he
asked how can how fast can
you run the 100 like his his thing is not about male versus female right it's
like don't don't touch the
requirements yeah and well that's how people feel about the military they're
they're lowering standards
of military physical tests right to uh enable more women to get involved and
the out of shape people
that's what i want i want more septuages no ageism in the special forces yeah jesus
christ well uh tim
kennedy had a post about this recently because um there was someone who is uh
he was hired by the
pentagon for some sort of diversity role right and they just let him go because
they found out that he
had some posts uh that were very questionable on social media about hitler and
trump and then so they got
rid of them they moved into a new but but the point was that there there's no
tim kennedy's point was
there's no room for the concept of diversity with trained killers it was like
our job is killing
people where there's no room for woke politics or political correctness like we're
there to get
done what are you doing jamie got something for us oh he is like we're our job
is to get done and and
and kill bad people right like there's no room for diversity you know we don't
need to send a uh
fucking south pacific trans man in to do the job because it would make
everybody look good in the
newspaper like you get the best killer for the job and they're the ones who
complete the task well but
so the idea is no relaxation of standards totally requirements yeah yeah that's
i mean that's what
buds is right when they when they choose seals it's a ruthless elimination of
anybody that's going to quit
and that they you need that you can't you can't lighten that up at all because
then you won't have
seals right you'll have some fake thing that you've you've you've created some
just you know it's like
fight training or marathon running or you you can't say you know like you don't
have to run the full 26
miles because you know you're uh this or that you know like no you gotta this
is this is the standard
this is what it is the person who wins wins like that's how it goes it's like
you got to get under
three hours or whatever the they can do it now isn't there a guy who could do
it in two hours
isn't there a dude isn't that the new the new uh you can do what in two hours
the marathon yeah
yeah the the new yeah they made a way for him to break it and like with some
funky shoes right
they did a lot of work to get it happen but it did happen and he's a beast on
top of that correct yes
you can't lighten standards man yeah you can't discourage competition because
the people that
you would like to see succeed aren't succeeding there's a place for everybody
and also you know
life is a giant spectrum of activities and disciplines and and and you know and
things
that people are in enjoying you can't you can't decide that you don't have
enough of these people in
this so you're gonna change what it is it's not enough people in basketball we're
gonna slow it down
right and what are you gonna do you know you can't action for white ballplayers
you can't do that you
can't you know it's like it is what it is yeah okay i'm with you i'm with you
and uh the problem
is if you say that you're a racist or a sexist why don't you just agree that we're
all of those things
pay the fine and get on with it but we're not i well none of those things which
doesn't matter right
yeah i think that the thing that i don't want to do is i don't want to pay the
tax every day
of course joe i'm not saying this right that's what they want you to do what's
the people that
are woke what it is is a forced compliance to an ideology and they'll bully you
into compliance before
they will hear your terms they will bully you into compliance and that's what
happened with your
brother on clubhouse yeah they bullied him into a specific conversation before
they allowed him to
speak yeah islam for example has a lot of overhead in the name of all of the
compassionate the merciful
and muhammad peace be upon but they just write pbuh so they only use up four
characters so they
don't do the whole thing but it's important we should be able but what i'm
trying to say is we
should be able to say something like pbuh about the whole thing that we have to
say every time we
want to have an opinion because it's just too expensive the overhead is killing
us i see what you're
saying yeah i i like all usual caveats i all i want to say is all usual caveats
and then i want to
abbreviate that so i go i'll give you a copy and then i can get on with what i'm
saying my hope is that
the outrage olympics will be exhausting for people yeah and they'll eventually
come out on the other end
and realize that what's important is just be nice just be nice and be a good
person and and and stop
bullshitting people how long is this taking i mean the late 60s were over the
problem is it's weaponized
i know right like accusations are weaponized and anytime something happens you
can politicize that
event and and use it but it's so effing boring i can't stand how boring it's
not just boring it's
dangerous dangerous and well this is the thing right it's it's these twin
people talk about this in terms of
like combat you know dangerous and boring and the it's much more dangerous the
more bored you get
because mostly nothing's happening right and that's the thing that uh you know
i wrote an entire article
about this with kayfabe which is that you in order to get wrestling to be
exciting you had to move away
from actual wrestling and that's the origin of professional wrestling right is
that matches would last too long
and then mostly nothing would happen and then somebody be crippled for life
yeah yeah yeah wasn't a good
business model yeah um it's just we're at a weird time where people are pushing
narratives and uh and then
other people are joining in because that narrative fits along with their
ideology even though they know
there's some horse right to what that narrative is like a good example is um do
you wear that 65 year
old woman that got beaten up in new york city it's a sad story because this guy
is all caught on security
camera there's this guy he's kicking he kicks the 65 year old woman down and
kicks her when she's down
stomps her and just it's horrific and there's these three guys at least two
guys that are watching and they
do nothing they're inside the building and they're watching like this carjacking
video where the guy's
just filming and doing nothing yeah but anyway this guy is kicking this woman
while these two guys watch
and then de blasio goes on tv and he blames it on trump he blames it on the
white house and the
current administration because it was an asian woman but what it what it was
was a guy who was released
from prison who had stabbed his mother to death so the guy was he was criminally
insane and because of
these liberal ideas about rehabilitation so i can't and murder this guy had
only done i think he'd only
done like 10 10 10 or 12 years in jail for stabbing his mom to death and so
they let him go and what
does he do he finds some woman and kicks the out of her was now here's where it
gets weird did he kick
the shit out of her because she was asian because he was aware of the
propaganda against asian people
that he that de blasio believes was influenced by donald trump's portrayal of
the virus as being the
chinese virus i don't know i can't i don't know but but every time we consider
the point is but the
point is yeah the reason why that guy did that is because he's criminally
insane it's not because
of donald trump the reason why that guy did that is because he shouldn't have
been on the street yeah
but he's a bad but they're forcing us to talk about it over and over there the
more we have to debunk
this stuff it's just a fire hose of debunkable stuff and everything takes a
half an hour to explain
what somebody screwed up in form but i think it's good to talk about because
then and then people
realize like okay what is why would he say that well because he's a bad mayor
he's a bad mayor he's bad
at his job he's you saw the video that he put out about how we have to bring
back new york city
with culture did you see that you want to you want to see the craziest thing
you've ever seen in your
life all right jamie find that it's on my uh twitter page it is it seems like a
sketch from snl back
when snl was funny it is snl still funny sometimes i shouldn't have said that
it goes for periods where
it is yeah it isn't well it's hard to do 90 minutes of live shit every week but
the point is it seems like
a sketch it seems like a parody you it's you know here's what it seems like it
seems like a scene in a
coen brothers movie where a mayor is out of his mind go go full screen and give
me some volume
because this is completely crazy watch this you're not gonna believe this
so people just listening to recovery that brings back there's people dancing in
the energy of this
city completely out of sync to be a part of and we're going to do that we're
going to really bring
back the heart and soul in new york city we need our arts and culture back and
we need people to see it and
feel it to participate in it to know that that essence of new york city has not
been defeated
by the coronavirus but will come back strong in 2021 month after month in 2021
as you see the city
come back to life culture will lead the way open culture is another thing if
you saw the video of
this you would know how preposterous this is and then this guy is talking about
they're doing
i mean they got the lispiest most uh hispanic gentleman they could find to
speak about this
hashtag open culture and so listen to this music it's it's terrible and what
are these people doing
what is this dance so they're spending money on this so this is the the city's
falling apart
restaurants are disappearing left and right small businesses are disappearing
left and right 90 of
all the moving trucks are going out of new york city and this is this is his
solution to this because
these people don't have any respect for business they they somehow or another
think this money falls out
of trees and that you just need to redistribute this money because the rich
people they have too much of
it so redistribute this money and the way we're going to redistribute it we're
going to open up
culture and we're going to bring back dance like what the is that like what is
that imagine
that you are the mayor of one of the biggest cities on planet earth and that's
your solution
like this is a big video that you put together and you have these people
dancing and doing all this
it's so uncoordinated the music is so bad it seems like a sketch this is what
you're dealing with and
this is the same guy that was saying that donald trump was responsible for this
criminally insane person
who kicked the out of this poor old lady can't like i i listen to this stuff joe
and i i just despair
i know what we're capable of i know how amazing we are as human beings and i
and i watched this stuff
like imagine you had palobulus right you ever seen palobulus what's palobulus
can i say this yeah
jamie pull that up pull up palobulus jamie it seems like an old greek guy that
i'm not aware of yeah
one of the great dance philosophers of all time palobulus palobulus okay jamie
you're not aware of it
either good i don't feel alone i i i know what you're saying i mean it's
terrible even if you're
going to make a wrong point you're in new york city how much great dance is
there you know you're right
i've seen stuff on the subway using the polls and everything that's available
yes blow my yeah guaranteed
they could have had break dancers out there they could they could have had hip-hop
guys out there doing
like stance elements guys and it would have been amazing what do you got you
got something crazy why
smiling i'm not sure what i'm looking up palobulus dance okay that's all right
palobulus dance is this
palobulus there he goes we are palobulus
oh wow yeah okay so these are talented dancers yeah yeah this is difficult yeah
it's really
unbelievably difficult unbelievably gorgeous beautiful difficult okay if you
saw that as an example
that can blow your mind very quickly and sure yeah yeah for sure yeah no i'm
not against dance i got
your point but that was that thing was nonsense but here's what i think it's
almost better yeah when
it's irrefutable when the nonsense like de blasio's video or him saying that
this guy who got out of jail
recently for stabbing his mother to death that the reason why he kicked the
show this asian lady was
because of donald trump this guy might not have even known donald trump was a
thing did you see my graph
from like google ngrams which was uh diversity and inclusion usage versus most
qualified and they
cross in 2017 and most qualified is going down and diversity inclusion is going
through the roof you
know like we can talk about this but i want to know every cool thing that you
know and like this
it's just dumb it is and it's corroding my soul but it's happening i'm getting
worse it's like it's
like playing tennis with people who can't play tennis right and you used to be
really good at tennis and
now like when you fight people do you want to fight people who suck no you
certainly you're going to get
injured well worse than that you're going to get a false sense of your
abilities yeah and you're also going to
degree like all sorts of bad things jamie's got something else going on i was
looking this up this
is what i was seeing that he blames the state parole system oh well he's right
about that but what i saw
him was saying that it was donald trump my incorrect here i tried to find even
him blaming trump for it
and wasn't seeing well he was blaming what happened in dc that's what he was
saying and someone someone
had a video exposing that that it was not as well it could have just if that's
true well he's correct here
he blames the state parole system well then i take it back because he's
absolutely right with that
there's no way that guy should have been let out maybe he had one statement on
it and now today he's
released a different one because he wasn't standing in front of these flags
like this was a different
scene i believe and you saw that carjacking in dc i did this is i'll take this
back then because he's
definitely correct there's no way that guy should have been on parole that guy
murdered his mother
you know and then he attacked that lady in in midtown so maybe i'm wrong maybe
i maybe got duped because
i watched a whole video where they were explaining what was i forget i don't
even remember who who was
hosting the video but they were talking about how wrong his perspective is on
that hey uh but i did see
the the the guy that got his car car i just i just despaired the fact that the
girl you know that's
what jamie correct i guess this is for an older thing though this is from 2016
where he's blaming
trump and hate speech for rising hate crimes so no that was a different one
okay well i don't think he
necessarily said trump he was just talking about well i don't know i'm not sure
but the point is yeah he's
right he's right he's right it is the parole system that did that but this uh
this carjacking this is
these are my perspective on the carjacking is different because they're a 13
year old and a 15
year old kid they're children can they freshen you yeah yeah yeah i mean you're
talking about
you know re a really unfortunate situation where you have these young kids
that stole this uber driver's car and he tried to stop that from happening and
wound up dying it's
horrific if you've never seen the video please don't watch it it's hard it's
horrible well the
part hardest part for me is where the girl says my phone is in the car yeah and
and the guy is dead
nobody cares about the guy thrown from the car like the the the troops or the
national guard doesn't
seem to care the girls don't seem to care i don't think the national guard at
that moment
necessarily knew what happened well it was very confusing but you know yeah she
practically trips
over the guy trying to get to her phone in the car no it's awful it's it's
certainly awful but my soul
is corroding from all this stuff i'm watching this and i'm internalizing it and
i'm i know i'm supposed
to sort of take a step back i am so worried about the degradation of who we are
because we can't figure
out how to say no mas i i think this is different see the the the i'm not in
any way exonerating those
young girls who stole that car and killed that guy but i think the national
guard people that pulled up
on the scene i don't think they knew what happened i don't think they had it
there's no way they could
have known these girls confusing situation this guy's dead the car's flipped
over the girls are in shock
right the girl's saying where's my phone like i i don't blame the the guard
guys probably are horrified
once they realized that this these girls had stole this guy's car and i don't
if you're a 13 year old
kid and you steal a car and all of a sudden the guy's dead you're probably you're
probably your whole
life is probably yeah but what i'm worried about you probably have no idea what
the just happened
i'm worried about something i'm calling video game mode which is the more i
stare at my screen and
then i have to contact switch between my screen and real life my screen real
life yeah the more real life
feels like my screen the more i can't tell the difference and it's not that i'm
dumb it's that's
my pro my evolutionary programming doesn't know anything about this screen i
know what you're
saying and what my concern is is that we don't feel our own life and our own
interest anymore like
we don't realize what we're doing we imagine that we are characters in a video
game there's always a
restart there's always some exploit that you can use to start again and i'm
increasingly feeling like
reality is slipping away from us because the phone it's a little bit like what
happened with porn we
thought that porn was going to habituate us to like non-standard sexual
practices and to an extent it did
but i don't think what we really understood is that it was going to rewire us
so that it was very
difficult to get aroused about anything because it changes your hedonic
thresholds i think the same
thing is true for real for real life versus the phone the phone is in some
sense so much more intense
for most people that that environment starts to blot out the feeling of being
fully alive so you you think
that the reason why they were so desensitized i can't say that because it's
shock it's a crazy
situation it's the first few seconds fog can be the explanation however i
increasingly see people
like the capitol hill thing on january 6th very clearly that woman was you know
dealing with a loaded
pistol right and you see the guy who's holding the gun take the finger and
bring it inside the trigger guard
and then he goes back out because he's like pointing it at her and he
understands what he's doing it's
like please don't advance and she she has an idea that somehow she's protected
because she's part of
this romantic yeah story in her own mind and yeah i see what you're saying you
know i i really believe
that the viking and like all of the trump you know and all of the stuff people
don't feel fully alive
they don't realize we are actually attacking the capitol building of the united
states of america
that they didn't realize what they were doing while they were doing it i think
i don't think that's
true we're in a sort of live action role playing and i believe that you know
sometimes people probably
going to combat that way maybe i think those people genuinely thought that they
were patriots yep and i also
think a lot of them are genuinely not bright there's a lot of those guys that i
saw being interviewed where
they were talking about why they were doing out of it i watch people snap out a
lot of people like the
moment that i realized i was too far in and then such and such it was like you
caught up in the crowd
yeah you get caught up in the but also i watched people like particularly that
guy with the buffalo hat on
that got interviewed that's a dumb guy he's a dumb guy who is good at stringing
words together with you
know q anon themes the guy smiling with the podium with the lectern yeah yeah
there was a lot of that
going on these these are men mostly there's a few women but men who are unexceptional
that think they're
exceptional because they're tied into a thing that they believe is like a
movement yeah to uh to free
to i think they just believe democracy is being served in some strange well no
look there were two
narratives yeah there was a narrative called stop the steal and there was a
narrative called certify
the election and they avoided themselves as long as they possibly could and i
was watching them and i
did a tweet storm on january 4th because i could see january 6th was going to
be the arc point
very often you know when you say twitter isn't real life it really isn't up
until it arcs and
then you get a spark across it and then it becomes like real life yeah exactly
it is real life right
and so there are these twin narrative problems where you've got these two
incompatible worldviews
and these stories and they avoid each other like two guys circling each i'm
gonna you up yeah but
both of them know that like once we actually engage it's pretty unpredictable
what's about to happen
that's what i think you could see coming for january 6th it had to happen that
way in a weird way
because the the narratives that avoided each other for the maximal length of
time because nobody wanted
to have this out and then it was impossible to stop the two from arcing and the
plates got too close
together that's what i really believe i see what you're saying so what you're
saying is that you think that
there's two worlds that aren't communicating with each other and both of them
believe wholeheartedly
in what they're doing without listening to whatever might be reasonable that's
coming from the other
side and then they collide and there's no way of squaring the circle like at
some point there will be a
donald trump presidency or a joe biden presidency and once you realize that
your story has collapsed it's
it's like a doomsday cult you say it's going to end on such and such a day and
then it doesn't and
then what happens to the cult because everybody had the same concept i think
that if you look at like
if you listen to the audio from the jim jones uh jonestown massacre yeah it's
very clear that they got
caught up in a story that they couldn't get out of that's what happens in all
cults right yeah exactly
and the story becomes the software that you're running like there's this one
woman um named hyacinth
who hid under her bed and survived you know survived jonestown oh you know her
sister perished
um and somehow she ran a program that was different than the program ever
because you you have the
recordings people know that they're going to their death they know the software
is telling them that this
is the right thing it's it's a revolutionary suicide and i saw this with people
you know i was trying
to tell people because i i didn't believe the election was necessarily free and
fair but i also
didn't believe that it was stolen in the way that donald trump was saying it
was stolen i feel the exact
same way yeah so you know i was watching people who couldn't negotiate they
couldn't keep their footing
and this is you know they're also struggling to find like when they went around
with their team
exactly right i was going to say the same thing people who feel comfortable
being alone are in a
different situation than people who say well i have to pick a team constantly
right right and you
know the the greatest thing that has ever happened to me is the ability to
stand alone for some periods
of time i do need a family i need to be a part of something but there are times
when there is no team that
it represents reality we all need people we all do i hate to admit it but you're
right yeah we all need
loved ones and friends and people don't operate well that's why when you're in
prison the worst thing
they could do to you in prison is to leave you alone yeah you're in a fucking
cement building filled with
rapists and murderers the worst shit they can do is leave you alone it's a
really interesting point strange
we are uh very social animals but the one it's like the ones that can go the
longest in solitude and
just think by themselves there's a great benefit to that i was forced into it
because when i was a
when i was a kid we moved around a lot we moved when i was seven to san francisco
when i was 11 we
moved to florida when i was 13 we moved to boston i was forced to form my own
opinions about things
because i didn't have a steady group of friends where we all agreed on a
certain narrative right
that's a real problem with people in this country agreeing on a certain
narrative where you know
socially that you have a contract you have to uphold you're socially you're you're
you're in intertwined
with this narrative and you can't think outside the body if you say hey guys
you know i don't think
there's anything wrong with that like let's look at this logically they go what
the is wrong with you
and then you got a real problem because the people they people want compliance
this is what's going on
with wokeness okay what a lot of what wokeness is is these socially low status
people who are gaining
power right by enforcing this narrative and attacking people who don't enforce
the narrative right they're
bullying people who don't enforce the narrative you know you know the phrase
hurt people hurt people
yeah all the time well people have been bullied they tend to bully people
kidding and a lot of
fucking dorks when you know they've been pushed around in high school and
college and socially they've
been very awkward my god they get on that goddamn computer and they attack and
they love to attack well
tim ferris tried to do bigoteer and other people tried cry bullies so what's a
bigoteer bigoteer is
somebody who traffics oh that's that's it's pretty good right great phrase tim's
good yeah um but cry
bully is another one and hurt people hurt people all of these things get at
this concept and i do think
that this issue about how con what does it take to be alone for a long time and
then the part of the
problem is those of us who are very good at being alone for a long time can
overstay you can overstay being
you know and then you're next thing you know you're ted kaczynski well
mathematician yes
speaking of which i asked you for this date april 1st this is a favor to me
yeah why
i want you to have this what is this nonsense you give me a stack of papers
you know i don't like reading you're not gonna be able to read it oh this is
your new your unity theory
this is the first copy that got to version 1.0 i want you to have it and listen
you lost me there's
all these equations in here and jamie take this and make something out of it
what is this i believe
and this is the this is the hardest this is the hardest part um how do you have
time to do this
while you're still in clubhouse i'm not really in clubhouse it's a bot that low
quality stuff i push
um this is something that i've been uncomfortable about sharing i've been in a
what i call the ice
cave for about 37 years and i shared a little bit of it in 2013 and i shared a
little bit of it last
year april 1st and i am coming to grips with a story and in part you don't know
this but you've
been playing a large role in my thinking um about this and well that's a
problem no no i reviewed this
weird episode of you at the at the store when you took a break for seven years
and i looked at the courage
that you had to do that you had to have to do something unfunny in a funny
context i think it was an
incredibly difficult situation and i think i've been running from a similar
situation my whole life i
don't want to face certain unpleasant facts that are out of keeping with the
joy that i feel with the
love with the creativity that i feel and i don't want to let certain kinds of
negativity take over my life
and then i have this other thing which is i legitimately believe that if we are
not very careful
theoretical physics is coming to an end and i believe it is our only hope for
getting outside the solar
system when you have elon on and he talks about mars or bust and all this kind
of stuff
i cannot understand how mankind has gotten to the point where we are not
spending our efforts trying
to figure out how to spread out so that we don't self-extinguish on one two or
three rocks
it just doesn't make us any sense to me and the best hope we have is to go
beyond einstein and we're
we're losing the belief that we're capable of it we're so worried about the
professional norms and
humiliation and what's going to happen if we say something and what our
colleagues are going to say
and all of this stuff that we're self-censoring and we're silencing ourselves
because we'd rather be
in good standing on the titanic than risk saying holy we're in an iceberg field
let's think about how
we're going to survive this and i've been being a about this well what is it
explain what it is what
what is this thing that you you handed me what is this it is okay this is the
hardest thing for me to
say because i have to not hedge it i think it's the theory of everything and
what do you mean by that
there is a moment where you have to say this i believe about a radical
departure and you don't
want to say it because you want to hedge it it is jamie if you could bring that
up
and you go a little bit uh maybe two pages in is this available online so
someone can peruse it
in fact uh okay right there on the left
go down that table you see where it says x4 yes x4 is four parameters it could
be salty sweet
sour bitter it could be low uh treble medium uh base and volume and the
question that i took from
einstein was can we generate the world everything from something as innocuous
as four parameters
and if you think about a fertilized egg somebody can hand you a picture of an
embryo and in vitro
fertilization you're like well that's your that's your child to be you're like
get the out well that
fertilized egg somehow self-assembles into something that you cannot even
imagine
and that's a mystery the question is in some sense can four parameters
bootstrap itself and it jamie if you go to the first picture of the two hands
the escher sketch yeah
yeah that is this weird paradox can a piece of paper effectively will two hands
into drawing
each other into existence that's what i believe makes the theory of everything
so difficult i don't
think it's the wait a minute yeah piece of paper didn't will exactly hands into
exactly themselves
into existence that's the point is so not an idea mc escher had an idea of what
uh douglas hofstetter
called a strange loop and it's a depiction of something that can't happen but
in some sense at
least was conceived of as being happened being able to happen okay and so that's
what i tried to give
you which is i am scared to do this thing i've been avoiding this for let me
ask you this yeah what's
been the criticism of this well because people have criticized it right in one
year i've seen one
actual critique only one only one is that because you haven't looked for other
ones
nope i think two guys um i think it's two guys one of them is anonymous and i
refuse to deal with an
anonymous coward uh who critiques me uh came up with three basic criticisms and
they'll have more because
there'll be errors in this but two of the criticisms are inferential they
imagine that i'm doing something
that i'm not doing one of the criticisms is valid but it's something that i
would have brought up anyway
um the most astounding thing about their uh so-called paper is that it shows
that what i put out a year ago in
the lecture on youtube is understandable in other words they got from the
lecture
what the basic setup of this this theory is i want you to boil this down so
that someone who doesn't
understand physics at all great will understand this in a way that they could
maybe even explain to
someone else go to jamie pull pull that up jamie.com
try pull that up jamie.com
okay collection of videos in support of geometric unity epic troll
who put that uh um go to the bottom of this there is a team of people
um brooke dallas brandon stone boku a mysterious german who does amazing
graphics
tim the mirthless swagman from australia aardvark and nick who have been um let's
just go up to the top
so for example dramatizing einstein's uh the greatest insight of the 20th
century arguably
hit click on the one on the left and blow it up
einstein took a curvature tensor which has three components called vial traceless
ricci
and ricci scalar snapped the vial off and readjusted the vial scaler
to get it to live in a space not called curvature but metrics that is saying
that curvature influences
how we measure length and angle okay now this is an einsteinian metric for two
dimensions you can have it this he
gave me something that looks like uh hedge clippers well it's two rulers their
hair ties on the two rulers
and a protractor okay okay so there are three dimensions of ruler two
dimensions of ruler and one
dimension of protractor okay now if you'll the idea is heat einstein took
curvature and fed it back into
the space of rulers and protractors to say how the rulers and protractors would
warp
okay so that we can actually define gravity now that's that is a visual
depiction of the einstein
field equations which if i wrote them down would mean nothing to you okay and
the key point is that
einstein figured out you had to get rid of a component called the vial
curvature and readjust the ricci
scalar to put it into the space of rulers and protractors which i bought from
amazon strangely
enough and people you see i don't think in symbols i think in pictures now the
insight of geometric unity
if you'll go zoom out
is that if you if you do the smaller uh neck like we had a huge bottle to get
it into metrics there's
another space people are listening to this you know they're not they're not
just seeing it very few
people are seeing well maybe like 30 okay if this is a problem yeah this
conversation is a problem
because uh people are gonna have to the people are tuning out right now okay
well if you go to pull
that up jamie duck look there's no way in which i can talk about tensor
analysis curvature tensors the
theory of everything i understand but i want you to boil this down you're not
boiling it down at all
why did you do this and what are you trying to accomplish with this well first
of all what i'm trying
to do is to say we don't have to talk about this this is just something i
wanted to do on your show
as a thank you because you've been you've been huge for me and the courage to
take the slings and
arrows that are going to come at me as i put this online which is what i'm
going to do today today yeah
so this hasn't been online before correct so the people that are you're going
to do it in front of
us live oh my goodness it's going down all right so this says launch gu boom
people can now and this
is going to debut tomorrow because we don't release today um but it's april
fools and they can download
this as of tomorrow when they see this okay and they can peruse it and there
can be all sorts of
problems and errors but it's a com it's a complete story of who we are what
this place is it's my
guess universe life everything everything everything what made you want to do
this what made me want
to study the problem yeah tell me joe when you ask why as a kid what happens if
you keep asking you
either end up in theoretical physics or an insane asylum right or just keep
asking questions no no you
stop somewhere you stopped somewhere if you don't end up in theoretical physics
it means you stopped
at some point asking why and so i just didn't stop
and the issue of like we are here and we're looking at all these crazy things
you have arrayed in front of
us um these things are understandable but they're locked in a system of symbols
so if i put a page
of the stuff in front of you you may go as they say my eyes glaze over right so
for example the light
in this room is tied to something called a u1 principal bundle but you're not
going to understand what
a u1 principal bundle is however i got your present what is that it's water
that is a u1 principal bundle
it's a water wiggle but remember the time i showed you the hop vibration and
you're like what the
is that right that was a u1 bundle over the two-dimensional sphere which was
the earth this is
a u1 bundle over the one-dimensional sphere alias the circle and as you do that
fidget toy you're
spinning that circle over and over again so this is an actual model of a gauge
theoretic concept that
somehow nobody in the history has ever mentioned to me that you can buy u1
principal bundles from amazon
for under 10 bucks and i could you if we had the opportunity i don't know what
the you just said
how about that okay do you do you know what he said if i showed look i can show
you on video but
then we're not on video right we are 30 of the people are watching yeah but
maybe more but i don't
but they can go to pull that up jamie.com yes they can watch these videos and
what i'm going to do over
time is to show people visually without symbols in other words if i say romanian
metric they're not
going to know what i'm talking about if i hand them rulers and protractors and
a video of it
they're like i don't know about the symbols but i can follow an actual concrete
thing that thing that
water wiggle the idea that that's a u1 principle bundle that is one of the
deepest things we only
figured out in the 1970s that the light in this room comes from effectively
seeing the world as having a
water wiggle structure on top of it now i'm not expecting on this show what
that means the light
comes from having seeing the world having a water on those structure on top of
it that that you can
rotate these right if i if i if i squish a water wiggle and it goes around yes
that is called a g
action g is the group of symmetries i'm taking the symmetries of a donut okay
and i'm playing with this
thing and it's going out of my hand right this is the structure that gauge
theories which we've talked
about before which lawrence krauss has been on your problem nobody can what's a
gauge theory man it's
just so mumbo-jumbo yeah he had a hard time describing it okay if we spent an
afternoon with a
water wiggle or those videos which we can't do because of your audience i
understand that
you could understand what a gauge theory is because you'd never see a symbol
there would
never be a symbol between you and understanding why there's light in this room
the light in this
room comes from a water wiggle structure about a circle that nobody's ever seen
that is at every
point in space and time which is one of the great discoveries that we've made
that nobody seems to
care about so how is it a water wiggle structure because there's a there's a
circle
at every point that we can't perceive the circle everywhere in space in space
above space that we
can rotate a circle how big we don't know okay but this circle somehow or
another does rotates
rotates and there is a four-dimensional cross section like this is three
dimensions here and one
dimension of time because our conversation is progressing that's four
dimensions that four dimensions
forms a cross section to that water wiggly structure that we didn't know about
because it's invisible
okay and that's what photons and how do we know about that water wiggle
structure we know about that
water wiggle structure because we wrote down the equations called maxwell's
equations that unified all
all sorts of things that have to do with photons magnetism electricity x-rays
radio waves all of that
stuff got subsumed into one really one equation called called maxwell's
equation that equation presupposes
a circle out of nowhere we didn't know that there was a circle but we wrote
down equations and the equations
told us hey numb nuts there's a circle that rotates just the way this water
wiggle rotates at every
point in space time that you can't see it because that's the only way those
equations make sense
now you'll hear people like you'll have sean carroll on who want to talk about
the multiverse right or
neil degrasse tyson will want to tell you how big the universe is and somehow
people don't want to tell
you there's a circle around so we can see each other i don't know why it's not
fascinating well it's very
complicated and even the way you're explaining to me is not resonating well if
i can show it to you on a
video but i don't want to ruin the show so the the part of the problem is but i'm
not sure that the
video would even show do you understand what he's saying a little but not
really you know in essence
the photons that we see are the levels from which we measure a derivative which
is rise over run above
a level the level that we see is the photon in essence and the thing that we're
differentiating is the electron
so electrons are like functions and photons are like horizontal levels from
which we measure rise
over run to take the derivative and then the idea that we have partial
differential equations is how
photons zing off of me and hit your eye and we see each other okay that world
of waves colliding like
everything in this in this place is waves in collision with each other waves
interacting
the story of us is the story of interacting waves and the waves obey partial
differential equations
so the fact that you have derivatives which allow you to to define the
derivative in partial differential
equations differentials are derivatives are determined by levels which is on
this page of videos we've made for
you guys and those things allow you to define the equations for waves which we
are so when you talk
about the theory of everything what you're actually saying is tell me about a
medium waves in the medium
and rules for how waves behave moving around in the medium that's what a theory
is okay that's what this is
it's a theory in which four dimensions births some elaborate crazy setup which
has interacting waves
that look like electrons up quarks down quarks protons neutrons gamma radiation
beta radiation alpha
particles that's the story of us and how did all that weird get into our world
to form like everything in
here is made up of up quarks down quarks and electrons held together by forced
particles it's like an
incredibly economical statement about look at all the diverse here that's what
this is about and
what i believe is is that we'll never have we'll never take the time it's like
let's spend a day
talking about this and do it at a blackboard and do it with videos like we we
spent hundreds of hours
making these videos to show you what these concepts are now i understand the
constraints of the show
and i'm totally fine with that but the point is i believe that with artists and
with imagination we
can actually show you what these structures are i can draw lines with pens and
show you what a derivative
is on a water wiggle and you can say okay you're doing calculus on a water
wiggle and there's a water
wiggle like structure in the world which i never heard about and that's what
gives me light electromagnetism
all this all the stuff i know and love that keeps electrons bound to protons
and hydrogen atoms
that weird world of waves interacting with each other according to derivative
equations where the
derivatives are determined from levels called gauge potentials is visualizable
with with videos that we've
been making and the hope is is that this is for experts and they're going to
have their day and
they're going to piss all over and they're going to be angry and mean and that's
going to happen
but at the end of that process hopefully the ideas herein contained could
change the world it's the
first time i've ever seen somebody tell a complete story about how did this
place fill up with all
this crazy stuff assuming almost nothing to begin with it's like a fertilized
egg hypothesis show me
a minimal amount i can assume and drag out the you know falling in love on a
park bench in in early
may you know like that that's how crazy the story has to be when you have a
fertilized egg and it
becomes your child the the story of development of how the how something births
itself is what this is a story about
and that literally can explain falling in love on a park bench we can't get
there
but we don't believe if we're materialists we believe that there's nothing
other than protons neutrons
electrons gluons holding these things together are you a materialist
if i wrestle with if i say this i believe about this
i have to wrestle with the problem that there's not a lot of room for magic
but isn't magic subjective isn't the idea of magic just our own personal
experience because
everything is magic if you've never experienced it if it didn't exist you know
there was this guy
paul durac who's really einstein's only rival in the 20th century and in 1963
he wrote this article
in scientific america where he said something insane and he said schrodinger
was led into error
because he put too much weight on the particulars of agreement with experiment
with his equations and
he was missing something called spin but the essence of his idea was so
beautiful that if he'd embraced
beauty rather than the scientific method he would have gotten farther quicker
and almost everyone who tries
this crashes on the rocks everybody who tries to throw away the scientific
method in in service of beauty
almost cracks up and the exception is the three guys who really wrote down
physical laws
that govern everything else that we know about the world but why why do you
have to throw out the
scientific method in service of beauty like couldn't it just be a part of the
equation of life itself it's a
human exists inside the experience of human beings ultimately humans can't
throw out the scientific
method scientific method is the last word right but what but why would you in
the service of beauty
i don't understand why the two are mutually exclusive because if i say
something early and there's the
slightest problem with what i say that is the instance of what i'm saying like
i have an idea
which is you know i've got it we're going to sell uh skulls to native americans
right okay that's an
instance of an idea right it's not you know the general idea might be let's go
into business and sell
things okay the initial instance of every great idea about the world has always
been wrong einstein always
yeah well i think if you take the let's take the 20th century start with 1900
einstein gets it wrong
initially his first equation is wrong dirac who gives us the equation for
matter so einstein does
gravity dirac tells us that the proton and the electron which are oppositely
charged are antiparticles
of each other and heisenberg says you're an idiot the proton is enormous the
electron is tiny they'd
have to be of the same math mass okay then dirac gave us this theory of matter
we couldn't compute
with it for almost 20 years because everything blew up in our face these are
the instances the
instantiations of great ideas the instances of great ideas are almost always
flawed and yang and
mills who came up with the generalization of the light equation maxwell's
equations didn't have mass in
their equation so that they couldn't suppress something called beta decay which
is a kind of radioactivity
and the world would be taken over by beta decay if you couldn't make certain
particles massive
every time we try one of these things our first few instantiations are usually
wrong
okay and what dirac was giving us and which we didn't understand is he's saying
at the beginning don't take the training wheels off the training wheels are
like beauty look for
internal coherence look for some kinds of symmetry look for some deep idea and
don't immediately run
to say is there an error is there an agreement with experiment because those
things will have to wait
for the mature instantiation rather than the first instance let me pause right
here what do you what
do you mean by beauty what do you mean by magic
these are subjective concepts that maybe that are only with human beings dogs
don't see beauty or if
they do they don't express it like dogs don't see flowers and and become perplexed
they don't stare at a
mountain and sit down and and take a deep breath and sigh i don't first of all
agree with that dogs stare at
the sky and sigh uh dogs look at flowers and go this is amazing certainly dogs
uh are very focused on
smell the olfactory sense of what is fascinating to a dog is not highly
subjective right but we're
talking about beauty yes i'm talking about beauty i'm talking about beautiful
smells is that what you're
talking about absolutely okay we i don't think we can imagine what a dog smells
right because their their
sense of smell is so far absolutely yeah they can smell cancer dogs yeah well
okay but if if if for
example right but we're cutting hairs here what i'm saying is the human being's
subjective experience
you're gonna beauty is very unique to us you're gonna say that but if i go into
any culture and i go
every culture has that interval wise men say oh okay okay that is universal
okay that's not beauty
though right no it's art when you let your vocal we're talking about a
different thing when you let
your vocal chord vibrate implied in that thing you may say i'm i'm singing the
note c but you're not
there's an entire chord okay called the overtone series and that sounds good to
every culture because
it comes it's not about you or me it's about our throat it's about the one-dimensional
nature of
a vibrating column always produces that same music music resonates specifically
with human beings but
can we agree that music is people are always going to want to say it's totally
subjective it is it's not
totally subjective how so if i well it's at least partially subjective it's
partially subjective some
people don't like jazz at all some people live for it so it's subjective right
some people hate rap music
some people love it some people hate metal some people love it some people hate
country some people
love it it's it's as subjective as taste in food no how so well first of all
your bitter response is in
general protective of you so that some people enjoy bitter foods i was going to
say that you have to
usually learn which foods are safe and then you have an acquired taste that's
what very often bitter
foods require taste culture has already figured out which foods are safe but
you don't for the most part
but it's local you know that that thing like if you were going to eat cabrales
cheese which has maggots
infested yeah if you come from spain you understand that cabrales is safe so
you call it a delicacy
because it's some stupid stuff that you happen to have local information to
know that it's safe this
is brett weinstein 101 sure but even in spain there's people that find it detestable
but my point
to you is is that what we are hiding behind the universals it is true that we
all have subjective
components but it is not the case that in like you and i will have a
conversation about a whole lot of love
and we will have an idea like that is just the best song and you will know that
you have to say okay
well i understand that some people don't like it but then when you get drunk
you're gonna say how
can you not like a whole lot of love yeah but i mean you would say that but you
know you say that
but you're joking like when i say how can someone not like elton john i get it
i get that you don't
like elton john i love elton john but some people they hear saturday night they
don't want to hear
that stop stop stop right they don't want to hear it they don't like elton john
it's subjective
there is a non-subjective component to music you can you can focus on the fact
that what is
non-subjective about it well i just told you but you're not correct if people
don't like it and some
people do like it that is the essence of subjectivity do you remember what you
said to me about gary
clark jr when you introduced me to him at the store um my personal opinion
probably we're talking
one of the baddest motherfuckers alive you said this is the greatest guitarist
alive yeah in my
opinion that's my opinion in my opinion yeah but that's my opinion clear and i
don't necessarily
think that he is necessarily the greatest guitarist a lot to me when i listen
but he's objectively if i
listen to numb he's objectively amazing yes he's but it's not objectively
because some people don't
think he's good at all they don't like that kind of sound it's like people some
people like weird
sounds man some people i don't necessarily love putting on art tatum as a pianist
you cannot sit me down to watch art tatum and say that is not amazing okay but
if you don't enjoy
it it's subjective i may not enjoy it but it's subjective you might say that
that is a guy who's
very good at doing a thing that i don't enjoy doing here's listen man yeah you're
splitting hairs okay
you either enjoy something you don't that is the essence of subjectivity okay
you either think it's
good or you don't it doesn't mean you look just because you know that some
people enjoy it doesn't
mean it's objective that it's great like you don't enjoy it like it doesn't
have to be the first thing
is can i recognize something like the millennial whoop you know about the
millennial whoop no this
thing oh yeah five three five right there's this thing that all these millennial
songs have okay now i
don't necessarily enjoy that okay but i can recognize it so the first step is
is it objectively
recognizable can i train myself you're talking about a sound that you know
exists okay but that
doesn't mean you like it okay so if you don't like it it's subjective right
just like food just like
movies just like clothing there's a lot of things that people enjoy that other
people don't enjoy let me
ask you a question do you think statistically we just all had a high
probability of thinking the
godfather was a great film i know that some people don't like that film they
don't like violent
pictures they don't like tension they don't like mafia they don't like the
portrayal of italian americans
they don't like movies that are from that era exactly they're slower i agree
with that yeah okay but
it's a subjective it's not film joe i i have a different belief structure i
believe that we're
hiding behind subjectivity i believe that what we've figured out is is that
there's a subjective
component to everything okay and you're absolutely right about this but you're
over complicating people's
tastes people's likes and dislikes they're real right some people like pop
music some people like
beethoven that is the nature of subjectivity what i'm trying to say is that
what you were saying is
true we have different likes yes and those are that's a really far downstream
process of can we
recognize what's going on okay what's our association with it if you were
tortured to the most beautiful
music in the world you're probably not gonna love it right if you watch clockwork
orange you got really
screwed up about it well i think that's what they did to manuel noriega when
they're trying to get
them to leave panama oh yeah yeah yeah i remember the same song over and over
and over again exactly
it's probably a great song too i'm sure the first 12 000 times you hear it so
but that's not what i'm
trying to say what i'm trying to say is is that there is a huge component about
what we like and we don't
like that's objective and there's a huge component about what we like we don't
like that's subjective
and in our time we've all been taught the same move which is back off claims of
objectivity
every one of us myself included back off claims of objectivity who i've never i
don't agree with
that at all we've been told to back off claims of if i say to you charlie parker
is objectively one
of the greatest jazz musicians of all time you will have a negative reaction no
i won't in general no
no i've listened to charlie parker he's brilliant to you yeah okay and somebody
else doesn't like him
yeah but you asked me you said i will have an objection to that i won't okay
that's not true so
who are the people that now i'm really confused because before i thought you
were telling me
that these things were subjective and what i'm trying to say is you are willing
to accept these
things now you're now you said me personally okay so you personally believe
that charlie
parker is an objectively great jazz musician i believe personally charlie parker
is a great
jazz musician to you i see so you objectively believe that you subjectively
think the the problem is we're
conflating objectivity and subjectivity here we're getting into this weird area
it's subjective whether or
not i enjoy it right it's subject if i if i agree if you say is this person
really good at something
that i have no interest in like are they a really good badminton player right
and i watch them and
they win i'm like yeah that guy's really good i don't give a about badminton
right right if badminton
just vanished yeah but even less even there i heard old basketball guys asked
about steph curry isn't he
amazing like i don't know what he's doing he's doing a bunch of three-point
shots i played in the paint
that's basketball i don't know what he does this is not my game right but you
get that from fighting
you get that from high jumping you get it from uh hard you know hard bat table
tennis it's subjective
i'm not sure who's making whose point now objectively or subject it's
subjective whether or not you like that
style of basketball so we're agreement some people like brawls some people like
floyd mayweather because
he's super technical and he's he's clever defensively i totally agree with this
at the level of there's a
whole bunch of process that happens and at the end you say i like it i don't
like it right and there's
no way to tell because if if you like something i can make you hate it by
associating with something
negative but let's look at the webster deck definition of objectivity versus
subjectivity
bring that up let's pull that up the webster definition of objectivity and the
webster definition
of subjectivity and let's look at this and see if we're talking about the same
fucking things here
because we're getting i think we're getting a little bit into the weeds here
here we go that's the jamie hum build suspense what's that as i'm typing it in
there's a brown.edu
dissertation about this but no just whatever whatever the definition of
definition of objectivity
see what we get here we go bam okay here we go
based on or influenced by personal feelings tastes or opinions objective
of a person or their judgment not influenced by personal feelings or opinions
in consideration of
expressing and representing facts okay so objective it's not influenced by
personal feelings or opinions
in considering and considering and representing facts so you can say
objectively someone is a very talented
guitarist because you see how complicated their movements are and how they're
hitting the strings
but you could say subjectively i don't enjoy that music i agree with that right
now now pull up pull up
subjective just so we we're clear about that subjective definition based on our
influence by personal
feelings tastes or opinions yeah so personal feelings and opinions and how you
feel about something is
subjective right but if i say to you is eddie van halen objectively a talent
was he a talented guitarist
he's clearly a talented guitarist i didn't say clearly yes i think somebody
else says
in in 2021 uh-huh the next move in the conversation is actually i don't think
he's a talented guitarist
i've heard him i find um talent is really about playing with feeling and all of
these crazy moves and
the tapping and the the wines and the squeals to me that's not telling you that
motherfuckers never
listened to running with the devil now you're play right on the devil you're on
both sides of this yeah
but running with the devil is like that the movements and the way he plays
guitar it's he's clearly got
amazing ability with the guitar now subjectively you could say i think that
music's trash
somebody else is going to make the claim in 2021 i think you're on my side of
the issue and you're
still right this is very interesting i think we're crossing over on both sides
okay i think what you're
now saying is expressing the tension of our moment the tension of our moment is
is that as soon as
somebody says that something is objective somebody will say actually to me you're
a definition of
that isn't how i define it and therefore i reclaim the subjectivity of it i can
turn andre
segovia or eddie van halen or jimmy page or any of these people into not a good
guitarist by redefining
what a talented guitarist is is if i redefine the concept of talent on a guitar
and i say talent on a
guitar is somebody who can convince me of emotions that they're playing with
and i didn't feel anything
maybe the problem is the word talent exactly you say uh if someone is
objectively proficient about the
guitar is jimmy hendrix proficient he was incredibly sloppy in a weird way his
timing actually varies it's
not it's not it's not incredibly rigorous you but the end result was subjectively
amazing
i know people who say what is this noise who the are those people
not that he couldn't but what if he couldn't read music does that make it
well no no i don't i don't think joe and i would no i know i'm just saying like
if you're throwing
them into another situation and be like okay play with these guys and then he
might think then make them
worse academically he wouldn't be as proficient like in terms of like if you
had to write the
music down and teach it maybe i think if you took somebody like guth do you
know who guthrie govan is
no guthrie govan is arguably the great guitarist of our age and one of his
tricks is you tell him
a guitarist and he will play in that person's style in and of what he does on
his own really yeah so
effectively he can mimic anyone's style so he has a proficiency of technique
that's the whole point if
anyone is a good guitarist guthrie govan can represent that person's guitar in
a way that if
you were blindfolded you would say boy bb king is having a great day okay right
and so that would be
a proof that guthrie govan is like it's a turing test basically the guthrie govan
can emulate any
guitarist so if you believe anyone is objectively talented then guthrie govan
is objectively talented
that's the thing about guitar is that it is an instrument with six strings but
people can make
radically different noises with those six strings toast and a bosses is not six
strings narciso yep
is is not 16 even that okay yeah i'm just i'm just trying i'm trying to say we
can also do those
double guitars and some of those wacky but rock and roll but even if we i know
yeah those are always
sort of dorky and sort of they what are those what's that called the double
neck yeah well usually it's a 12
string and a six string so that you get these sort of resonance so it's 18
total so which one's 12.
and i don't think all of the strings are doubled on a 12 string so i think it's
only some or i'm not
exactly sure but those things are based on the idea that you're trying not to
switch guitars in
the middle of a song when you're trying to do two things or stanley jordan will
tap on two guitars
simultaneously with his fingers as if he's playing the piano right which is
insane well hendrix used
to play star spangled banner with his teeth yeah yeah nobody teaches you that i
uh who used to do
i mean maybe someone will teach you that after he did you see that movie august
rush no right
it's uh robin williams is in it it's about a little kid proficient whatever but
doesn't it doesn't
matter the style of guitar he's playing he's slapping the guitar it's tuned in
in a very strange way
it's hard to recreate but he's doing these like what he's saying he's like
tapping on like a piano
i'll show you what he's doing the kid's acting but someone was actually playing
it it's not guitar
playing like you're used to seeing it put it up never heard of it yeah i mean
that's a different thing
right you can like there's people like gary clark is a perfect example like i
said like uh gary clark
uh i'm pretty sure i played this for you uh when suzanne santo and gary clark
and uh ben jaffe were
we they did this show in downtown la and they played midnight rider yeah and gary
clark attached his
sound to that classic almond brother song midnight rider and it was amazing
because you could clear if
you if you just tuned into it you go oh that's gary clark like there's a there's
a style of sound
that gary creates that's uniquely him steve ray vaughn is another example there's
a style of sound
that steve ray vaughn created that was uniquely him this little clip this kid's
finding out how to play
a guitar this is a little too much it's like movie magic but this is what i'm
talking about he's not
strumming it like you're used to seeing or hearing he's almost playing the bongos
using the reverb of the room adding into what he's doing
oh that's pretty badass this is called august rush yeah this movie it's an
interesting movie
watch it if you want to it's been out for a while
just a very strange thing you're doing robin williams is one of those guys when
i see him i get sad
yeah it's a very good movie he's acting in that people if you didn't know it
was in it i met him
once it's the weirdest story i've told unfortunately i've told it already so
forgive me if you've heard
this but i was at the improv i did a show at the improv then afterwards there
was a line of people
taking pictures of people saying hi after the show and this uh dude with
glasses and this thick white
beard a baseball hat was in line and he was telling me how great the show was
he really enjoyed it he's
talking to me about specific bits and we're talking i'm like oh thank you
thanks man i really appreciate
it glad you enjoyed it and then in the middle of talking to this guy i go holy
this is robin williams
fuck you he was just in line i didn't even know it was him he had this crazy
white beard i didn't
know it was him i had no idea it was him until in the middle of talking i
realized it was him he
waited in line by himself there was all these people no one noticed it was him
what a compliment to you
sir it was wild it was really it was really weird it was right before i did
triggered it was like i was
tightening up my act it was like getting i was getting everything together i
think it was around then
i'm pretty sure it was in that but it was i was in the middle of about to do a
special so everything
was very tight and i remember seeing him going in the middle of the
conversation going holy this is
robin williams i saw him when i was in like high school in an l.a comedy club
at the improv and
there were two guys in l.a i can't remember the other guy who the thing about
them was is that you
were just convinced that their brains were 12 000 times faster than anybody
else you'd ever met like
that they were just in a weird way smarter and robin williams free association
it was like being on a
nantucket's sleigh ride of the mind and comedy was how it expressed itself but
it wasn't about comedy
it was about just like having thoughts interact with each other and you had to
justify them by turning
every thought into a joke that's influencing every other thought it was like
almost like excusing madness
that was purposeful and pointful and amazing to watch and unfortunately he repurposed
some other
people's material oh is that right yeah he was known for that and i think that
was part of the manic
nature of this style was that like sometimes he would come across a subject
that he was just you know
because he was free balling and he would just use material that he knew of well
my guess is that the
speeds he was at he probably couldn't slow down to ask where did that thought
come from is that maybe
okay or maybe the ends justified the means and then what he really was doing
was just trying to
put on the best performance that he could and he had this idea that he knew
wasn't necessarily his
he cut checks to a lot of people and there was a there was a lot of issues i
know kinnison and him
had a big squabble because of it and i'm pretty sure he cut a check for kinnison
and he cut checks for
other guys that were at the store like when he wound up because he had to not
because do the material on tv
so let me ask you a question about this i guess i was reviewing that night in
your life and i was
looking at the fact that it wasn't that funny when you went up and you said
what had to be said
and i think about comics that done at the comedy store when i left yeah yeah
and it was painful
for me to watch in a way because it was both courageous but that's you know
that that was a weird
situation where i was called back on stage by carlos mencia there wasn't there
wasn't like
i know i made a statement i had already done my set i already didn't stand up
and then i went back
because he called me out that you know like the me leaving the comedy store was
not even my idea
it was like they banned me so it's like less in the story just didn't use no i
don't think so joe
i think at some level you threw your hat into the ring and you almost certainly
knew like they said
why don't you take a break or take some time off or some yeah soft and then i
said there's no
fucking way i'm gonna do that i'll never come back yeah that i think what you
did is you obligated
yourself into a role where you actually had to stand up for something and the
thing that the thing i'm
wrestling with because i reviewed this whole story a few times is this question
about like i look at your
person in my life and i look at that energy and you were trying to take care of
somebody like ari
you know it wasn't just ari well i know it was creativity in general it was
general it was the
the concept that there was a guy who was more successful than everybody else
who would just suck
up everybody else's material and profit off of it it was also that nobody else
was saying it was also
that they were they knew it was everybody was talking about it and there was a
silence bill burr told
me a story where he was uh he was performing there and he said to the guy that
was a manager the guy that
i had the issue with he said i don't want to go on stage you know carlos is
here he goes oh don't
worry he doesn't steal from guys like you he only steals from the younger guys
he goes what the
did you just say so you know he steals from the younger guys he goes that's not
what i said he
goes that's what you just said it's exactly just said and it doesn't feel that
way that's the thing
that that you know what man it was a time before accountability with the
internet the internet came
along and you know by the time that like when that instance happened people
recognize oh there's like
legitimate accountability for doing things along those lines this is from 1964.
what is it it's a
foia risk request made for the freedom of information freedom of information
act for the file of barack
hussein obama senior as a graduate student in the economics department at harvard
university okay
obama has passed his general exams which indicates that on academic grounds he
is entitled to stay
around here and write his thesis however they are going to try to cook
something up to ease him out
all three that is all three harvard people will have to agree on this however
they are planning on
telling him that they will not give him any money and that he had better return
to kenya and prepare his
thesis at home which means he will never get his phd remember when they said
take a break to you this is
my alma mater this is the thing i've been you know there's this whole story
about what happened in my
early life and why i don't talk about it publicly and this is why this is
interacting with your story
about joke thievery because it's weird for a comic not to turn that into a joke
and it wasn't funny to you
in around i don't know 1988 1989 harvard university told me to remain in good
standing in this program
you cannot live in massachusetts why and i said what how can you tell me where
i can live and where i
can't live it wasn't until somebody foiled barack obama's father in his file
and i read this story that i
realized that harvard has a program for how it gets rid of people it wants to
get rid of who are in good
standing it makes a move it makes them move so that they can't complete their
thesis why they want to
do that with you um probably because i'm as learning disabled as the day is
long probably because i took
a an unpopular stance that the equations that people were working with called
the donaldson theory
self-dual equations were not the right equations to be working with and that we
had somehow been
assuming that they were highly peculiar to dimension four and the the
difficulty of the equations which
was what was giving us all these great results i had effectively gotten on the
wrong side i proposed
some equations that were i was told were insufficiently non-linear never mind
what that means
that in 1994 effectively the same equations took over the entire field
whatever it was and this is like part of the idea of reclaiming your own story
it was so crazy that a university would tell me what state i could live in can
i stop you so the people
that are telling you this yeah they're operating on a pre-existing solution to
deal with people that they
find undesirable or problematic if you fall afoul of them right so it's written
somewhere i don't know
or it's you know it's like people maintain for example one way of um getting
rid of a tenured professor
that's known is is that you ask the person to report on their research and you
load them up with
teaching and you give them a lousy office and then eventually they'll just quit
because you make their life
hell so people know that there are these kind of secret quiet ways to do the
undoable can i ask you
this what did you think about cornell west being denied tenure from harvard
first of all i thought
i assumed yeah he already had it i mean cornell west is this loved intellectual
when when i found out
they denied him tenure i was like what the what how do you how do you deny cornell
west tenure
like what is that what did you think about that i first of all am not
knowledgeable in that area i
think of him as a very bright superstar of some sort of part academic part
social crossover high impact
human yeah i was there when larry summers was president of um harvard when he
went out and said
effectively too many people are using the harvard label and we're going to be
reining it in and going
back to hard rigor and basics let me tell you what people don't understand
about harvard harvard is two
separate structures fused together one is about power and one is about
achievement and the two of them are
interlinked in a way that cannot be separated it without the achievement harvard
wouldn't have this kind
of glowing reputation that causes us to sort of ooh and ah over historically
without the power it wouldn't
be able to attract the money and it wouldn't be able to constantly position
itself so through achievement
it gets enough cachet to wield power through the power it gets the resources to
buy achievement
and this sort of thing is not understood and i've been on both sides of this
thing like one of the things
that happened um was that the boskin commission in 1996 tried to figure out how
to cut social security
and raise taxes without getting caught because that's the third rail of
politics and what they
said is if we change the cpi the consumer price index the way we measure
inflation because tax brackets
are indexed and because entitlement payments for social security and medicare
are indexed if we claim that
social security sorry if we claim that inflation is overstated by 1.1
percentage points we will gain
a trillion dollars in savings and the public won't be able to object to it
because we're going to be just
adjusting a dial we're going to say that this dial was broken and we got some
technocrats to fix it so
they figured out we want to get a trillion dollars over 10 years they backed
out that would require 1.1 percent overstatement
they broke into two teams one team came up with 0.5 one team came up with 0.6 0.5
plus 0.6 equals 1.1
totally fictitious they got a trip they got a proposal for a trillion dollars
that they were going to
steal effectively from social security and they described this action publicly
robert gordon who
was one of the five boskin commissioners um jamie could you bring up something
called boskin wild versus
mild they brag about these things power wants to explain just how powerful it
is
and you remember the scene in the big short where they're talking to these guys
in florida and saying
why are they confessing and somebody says they're not confessing they're bragging
it's a question of what are you proud that you're able to do
right so until robert gordon
did this powerpoint presentation
we did not have understand what happened to the work that i did with my wife in
economics
which is that we were trying to show how you could actually compute the
consumer price index
objectively using gauge theory the same year they were trying to figure out how
do we steal a
trillion dollars over 10 years by doing funny games with the gauge called
inflation
do you do you find the wild versus the mild yeah i did it's just loading a pdf
and it's like taking
it's like i failed so this thing perfect if you go to um uh go about five or
six slides in
we'll see how that works okay
one two two keep going
you'll find the word somehow keep going okay dale said 1.1 implies 1 trillion
in silver
social security savings over 10 years somehow our separate efforts came up with
the 1.1 bias number
in other words they came up with the target which is let's save trillion
dollars and then they came
up with we have to say it's overstated by 1.1 we then broke into two groups and
somehow keyword we put
the numbers together and we got the target this is academic malpractice
practice in the absolute
extreme when harvard was doing that it was acting in its power capacity and the
way they did it was they
buried what i think is probably the best work in 25 to 50 years in mathematical
economics that happened
in the harvard economics department which is a second so-called marginal
revolution where we changed the
calculus underneath all of economic theory so how does something like this
happen is there a concerted
effort did they get together and they they have this idea this is how we're
going to five person commission
behind closed doors that meets at the cousin's house of somebody on the
commission in florida
and in another presentation in florida florida man
in another presentation they say we solve this at the kitchen table of my
cousin's house in florida
and you're just thinking like okay so it's five guys bob packwood and daniel
patrick moynihan a
democrat and republican got together picked five economists who were willing to
play the dirty game
the dirty game broke into two teams they knew exactly what they had to do they
found the results to put
them together to put in front of congress to put in front of the national
academy and were they ever
held accountable for this no there's an entire book called the physics of wall
street in which my wife and
i are chapter 10 and the epilogue which it talks about they made weinstein and
milani go away
right so what i'm trying to talk to you about is like this this experience for
me i've never talked
about this with anyone i've never i mean i've talked about tons of people
privately this is going to go
out into the world i was you know you know this question like what has eric weinstein
ever done
i did that i did the marginal revolution using gauge theory no no no that
question is tim dylan joking
around yeah i know he said what he never created the rotato he was that was
very joking he was
around that was the funny part about it he was joking but he's saying that
because he knows you're
brilliant you understand the only reason why he can say that if you were a
loser joe joe you couldn't
say that you don't need to make me feel good about myself i know but you
brought it up again no i'm
saying something completely different okay okay i actually have been scared of
this question what
question that tim's question taken seriously who's going to take it seriously i'm
taking it seriously
okay no no you're in a weird world okay here's here's your weird world you're
in a world of serious
intellectual people you're damn straight you're also hanging out with tim dylan
and me and i love it
but it's it's the problem is like you're you're conflating these two things no
it joe i'm not that
angry at tim dylan it's not i'm not that angry do you hear that you heard the
word you heard the word
that that's a problem you're not that angry at carlos mencia i'm not angry at
him at all i know and
i'm not i feel i'm sad i'm sad for him anyway should be sad for tim wait wait
wait he's one
of the most important comedians of our time okay how dare you how dare i i it
took it gave me a moment
to to reflect and i realized something which is i don't want to talk about this
shit publicly i don't
want to say dale jorgensen is the guy who buried one of the most important
innovations in economic
but yeah you just did i just did and that's what i've just done that's what i
realized by reviewing
your history and revealing you're seven years away from the store i don't want
to be associated with
dale jorgensen i don't care about him i want to be associated with gauge
theoretic economics i see what
you're saying and what i realized is i don't want to be associated with the the
that
happened over something called the cyborg witten equations what i just handed
you one of the reasons
i've held it back is that it very clearly gives an alternate definition
alternate motivation and
derivation of the equations that revolutionized gauge theory which is what i
was thinking about
in around 1987 1988 and i've lived afraid of my own story because it's such an
ugly story
the story of a guy who was not allowed to attend his own thesis defense to any
academician
you hear like what do you mean you weren't allowed to you present your thesis
no no no i was not allowed
in the room of my own thesis so this is why harvard wanted you to move out of
state harvard and i got
into a thing because of that because of a conflict because also of this because
of geometric unity because
i said i want to do physics and i have an idea about how physics goes and to be
brutally honest i was
technically underpowered i am technically underpowered i was conceptually
amazing i was very creative very
generative tons and tons of great ideas i think i'm being honest on both fronts
technically underpowered
okay i couldn't accept myself in this world of like you know if you play
classical music everybody's
technically brilliant there's no technically weak people in classical music i
was like a guy it was
like john lee hooker in the orchestra of you know the cleveland symphony
orchestra on one string and a
guitar playing with some weird syncopated rhythm boom boom boom boom gonna
shoot you right down yeah exactly
mom said let that daddy said let that boy boogie woogie it's in him and it's
got to come out
that thing i'm scared of why scared because it's my history because i don't
want to go back into it i
don't want to go back to being the guy begging dale jorgensen oh pretty pleased
with sugar and top let me
innovate your entire field i don't want to go back to the harvard department
and say the words clifford
taubes you had gary taubes on your program clifford taubes was the guy who told
me i had to move out of
state clifford taubes is a gary yeah he's his brother yeah he was the guy who
held the secret
seminar and the thing is is that i'm not against the person in the story i don't
want to have it
i don't want to be involved with him i want him to go and be successful and
have a good career but my
story when i put forward those equations and he said they're insufficiently non-linear
and he said self-duality doesn't have anything to do with spinners because if
it did nigel hitchens
would have told us okay nigel would have told he didn't say hitchens he was
wrong and then when i
gave him the opportunity he didn't say you know what eric weinstein brought
these equations up and i told
him no and that thing is like something i've held open the door he's now in his
mid-60s i was like
you really couldn't just say maybe i screwed up you should go kick his ass no
why i'm joking i know
well but wait a second joe such a dick
such a dick i had to come and bring some levy into this i thought you were
going to cry
30 seconds ago do you have a tissue no somewhere that that yeah it was over
there but that's this
is the thing i've been running what i realized through tim it wasn't a question
of being angry
at tim really i've been running away from my own story just the way i don't
like you associated with
i haven't mentioned the guy who was the joke thief in this entire time yeah i
understand what you're
saying right it's like why are you and he entangled in a story because he has
nothing to do with your
life it's okay it doesn't bother me that i'm entangled with him what bothers me
that i'm entangled with
this stuff um i know what you're saying because i want to be joyous i want to
produce positive things
that uplift us to give us a hope of breaking like the einsteinian speed limit
you know if this is wrong
i want to know i think it's right i think with all my flaws and all my failings
and being 25 years out
of the field i believe that this story is going to be fixed by people who are
trying to shoot it down
and say holy i think there's something here well now we're gonna know right i
think i'm hoping you
released it today on geometricunity.org and go to pull that up jamie.com and
you can watch all the
videos that we didn't show you there it is pull that up i'm a little conflicted
with that are you
i well we can talk afterwards you should have thought of it first jamie
he's got a shirt that says pull that shit up i have it on the way too oh what
is it oh i can't
talk about it yet it's gonna be a surprise and what website would that be jamie
verney young
jamie.com yes correct available there the break will become breakout star yeah
but we had uh dinner
yesterday yeah eating barbecue and uh i asked jamie a question and the fucking
waiter goes holy
shit it's jamie it was hilarious jamie do you get recognized a lot because you're
like that way
he fucking panicked when he saw jamie he panicked he's like holy shit it's jamie
that's good it was
kind of hilarious in the server world it was funny though it was it was an
interesting moment i'm pretty
sure that was the first table that dude ever waited on too it seemed like it
for sure yeah he was he told
us he was a trainee and pretty sure if it wasn't his first table it was
definitely his first 10. yeah yeah he
he was a little perplexed i'll make it but seeing jamie it was oh it was
fucking hilarious
do you hate being famous um if i hated it it would be pretty fucking stupid
that i continue to pursue fame
i don't do you pursue fame well i mean i'm doing this thing that makes you
famous
i mean i'm not pursuing fame i don't but it's an after effect of the thing i
think there's no way to
i think that there's no way to go through life trying to do what you're doing
without getting
famous as a byproduct you could get marginally famous and stay alive and feed
yourself and
and do well but you wouldn't impact you wouldn't have the ability to impact as
many people you wouldn't
have the ability to get the guests you get you wouldn't have the conversation
here's the thing it's
like i would like to pretend that i'm so smart that i figured this out in
advance but i didn't it was
just all luck it was all uh this job of being a podcaster mixed in with my
mental illness of uh
comedy well it's a comedy too but it's also i'm i'm an obsessive person when i
find things i i obsess on
them and i i yeah you do get good my my main problem is that there's too many
things i'm obsessed with
like when people tell me they're bored i just go it's weird that's that's crazy
that's like someone
telling me they breathe underwater i'm like i don't know what you're saying i
don't even i have so many
interests yeah i wish i had multiple lives to lead simultaneously then i would
pursue each thing that
i'm fascinated with with with like single-minded determination absolutely
exactly so i i stumbled
i almost i mean i don't really believe this but i almost believe this that this
thing found me that
it's almost like there was like i totally understand what that means like like
an attractor in in like
how you ever see when neurons yeah yeah trying to find each other yeah it's
fascinating and they
they speed it up so because i think friedman i think lex friedman had it on his
uh instagram these
neurons are they for they don't see right it's not they just send stuff out
chemically yeah some way
they find this thing and i i feel there it is that is lex and there's something
that i feel like about
life that if you just open if you just if you don't yourself yeah and you you're
willing to take risks
those things find you or you find them and then once you get going once you the
easiest part is
once you've already started just continuing the hardest part is getting going
with everything the
hardest part is showing up for the first class yeah yeah yeah the easiest part
is showing up for the
thousandth one i'm backing away from fame how you doing that by being on this
show clubhouse
by being on clubhouse that's what clubhouse was hey smart guy you got busted
fucking jim jimmy it was a closed app that's fine i know i get it a million
people follow you
bitch two what are you talking point eight why you piker i think i have four
thousand yeah because
you showed up once at seven i might not even have four thousand joe the issue
was they probably i tried
doing something i tried doing it and it got big oh yeah and that was an
accident in a weird way no
you're good at it you're good at talking joe like hearing you but i love it i
love and i love a large
part of being you should be on only with tim dylan just you and him together
should we have an only
fans page together no just you guys only on clubhouse yeah and you have to be
in the same room together
we've done a bunch of rooms i'm sure but only in the same room room like where
you have to look at him
but you have to look why do i fly to austin to try to be serious with joe
listen you can be serious for
enough you can be serious for a little bit i know i'm struggling with it and i
was wondering
whether or not because you know in a weird way you you very clearly scope your
life
like this and not that i'm going to do this publicly and then i'm going to
retreat into my own
i just have instincts yeah and my instincts are there's a great benefit for me
personally to do
this podcast and to talk to interesting people and to have these conversations
and i've most certainly
been educated beyond my wildest dreams in the 11 years that i've done it i've
learned so much about
just the the broadest spectrum of ideas you're going to claim you're not doing
it for the world because
the world is i'm not doing it for the world i'm not i'm doing it we're
different then for my personal
edification i'm doing it because i enjoy it i'm doing it for the money i'm
doing it because i do
think that i love that you said that by the way it's true i'm doing it for all
those things i'm doing
the money the reason why i'm doing it for the money is because there's a lot of
freedom in money
and there's like i'm the trappings of money like you know you start people get
crazy like they start
buying fucking diamond encrusted watches and shit and bigger houses and it's
freedom that freedom is
the biggest and security like i would buy i would buy bodyguards and assistants
and lawyers yeah it's
very valuable the freedom aspect of it is very valuable but um but when you
reach a certain number
then why are you still doing it well i'm still doing it because i enjoy it i do
enjoy it like there's
not a day that i do this where i go i gotta go to work not a single day it's
and you know partially
it's because i pick all the guests like there's no one that's a guest that's i
don't want to be on
like you have an easy time saying no i just don't answer i know i know i know i
don't say no i just
don't say yes i just don't you know it goes there's a filter system right so
like uh when i send
my guy people to go contact that i don't know yeah and then the people that i
do know i contact
right so it's like uh half of them get booked by me on my phone and half of
them i get someone to
contact for me and like hey i read this guy's book he's really interesting can
you get a hold of him
or hey i saw this guy's documentary this is crazy this is the best part of the
fame thing the best
part of the fame thing is getting your call answered when there's something
like i desperately wanted to
talk to pj or work i don't know if you've talked to him or read no i have not
but i i know he is
unbelievable writer yeah i just think he's one of the greatest writers in the
english language full stop
and i told my producer can you get me pj work and he's like okay he's booked i'm
just like holy crap
yeah you got him i got him yeah and you know it was meaningful to me that like
that particular
person who's i've read so much of this i've gone over and over like how did he
make that
sentence sing like that just tell me how that sentence happened probably the
third or fourth
draft maybe or maybe the i think actually what it was in part was that he imitated
so many people's
styles initially that he became very adept at like pulling from the great grab
bag of tricks that
everyone had used and then he built his own voice yeah that's the benefit to
reading as well as writing
right like all the great writers read a lot are you a great reader i do more
books on tape than i do
reading but i've been reading more lately yeah and when you write comedy is
writing comedy a great
exercise for you does it feel good or relative to doing comedy um writing is
very important there's a
lot of bits that i come up with that i would not have come up with if i didn't
just sit alone with a
computer it's very important for me some of my best bits that i've ever done
closing bits yeah signature
bits have come from writing and how much of that how much do substances break
into new space like the
space was always there to be broken into but it wouldn't be so easy to find it
i think there's
there's multiple variables that are at play and i think performing is a big one
and lately i haven't
been doing that much of that because of the pandemic and trying to be
responsible and not do that many shows
you know and certainly not do shows without people being covet tested right so
and i'm hoping that as
we come out of this and it seems like we're coming out of this it'll be easier
and i'm also buying a
club in town so once that happens i'll be doing the same thing there we're
covet testing everybody and
trying to get the ball so there's that right but then there's also you have to
think a lot you can't just
perform because if you do like one of the things that right comics fell trapped
to in uh the early
days not the early you know last 10 20 years was they would do a lot of jokes
about being a comic
on the road hotel rooms airplane travel the problem right which you know
exactly that's a problem and i
think you have to experience life and you have to think and you have to
experience you have to experience
different mindsets you have to experience different subject matters that you're
contemplating and you're
puzzling you're puzzled about you have to perform a lot you have to write i
think you have to write too
i don't think you can just perform a lot some people can some people just write
in their head and they go
on stage and they continue to craft these ideas and some of the best comics
alive but i think they would
have more to choose from if they just sat in front of the computer and forced
themselves to write and
some guys will say i don't like it because then my material seems like i wrote
it it comes out like
like a script and i understand that but i think the work around for that is
what i what i've done and
i've talked to a few other comics that do the same thing felicia michaels she
said she does it this way too
i write essays i write i just write on a subject like if i'm going to write on
um getting drunk yeah
the perils of getting drunk the pros and the cons and what feels good and what
feels bad and
what what what what's good about it what's bad about it why what do i hate
about it what do i love
about it and then out of this i might write three thousand four thousand words
but out of it i might have
one paragraph that comes across that becomes that's it so the idea is that the
essay is weirdly the
throwaway because the product exactly exactly so this is fascinating to me
because my guess is that
somebody else would publish the essay and we'd be saying wow like we i read
this thing joe wrote
in the atlantic it wouldn't be terribly funny i would change it if i was going
to do that i would write
it as an essay but the the essay is essentially for one of one person audience
that person's me and
then i smoke a joint then i go over it and then i go oh that's it right well so
so one of the things
that i i learned from sort of studying when you do a bit and i see it multiple
times i learn about
when you find the rhetorical formulation that allows you to get closer to the
truth without paying the
outsized price and some somehow that unleashes comedy magic like i remember you
did you had something
about getting high and having kids and it was a very difficult issue because
obviously people do get
high and they do have kids and then we have this idea you know it's like it's
like being sexy leads
to kids but sex and kids have to be kept apart all of these are weird ways in
which normal adult
behavior and children are incompatible right and so there was like a william
tell act in some sense
that had to be negotiated which is how am i going to talk about two things that
are not supposed to
coalesce but obviously they coalesce in people how do i find the skill and that's
sort of what i
wonder about when you hone a bit is that you can get closer and closer to the
truth because you find
the formulation that actually works without blowing up in your face it's like i
can throw this grenade and
wait to the point where it's maximally effective without losing a hand well the
beautiful thing is
sometimes you lose hands that's the beautiful thing you try it out and you lose
a hand and then you go
well that fucking sucks and then you come back tomorrow with a new approach
okay well then it
wasn't really losing a hand because it was in a comp that then if you're michael
richards and
somebody's got a phone up then you're not losing a hand you're losing a career
yeah that's a different
situation he's on coke you know but what the difference is also he wasn't
really a comic like
that was a disaster that was just the difference is you you're yeah like you
you have an idea and
you're not exactly sure how this idea is going to best be expressed to a group
of strangers this is what
i love about the idea of the store and the experimental thing and when you and
i got together
and had the conversation about david burns um how did cbgb's work for punk and
you said this is the
same thing as the store for comedy yes yeah we were in the back bar the secret
bar that non-comedians
are not supposed to even go into unless you know somebody but that but that
weird thing about like
i keep thinking about why don't we have a secret bar for math and physics you're
remembering it
incorrectly though okay just tell you that you were the one who equated it to cbgb's
because i don't
really know that much about cbgb's you said this is essentially what cbgb's is
it wasn't me i came up
yes yeah but then you said this is exactly right exactly yeah and so i was
trying to be well when
you were there i mean like bill burr was walking in chapelle was out there it
was like crazy that's
how it is there that's well how it was there now it's a ghost house you know
now it's boarded up well
but you're going to do something here right are you going to turn austin i mean
because like you're
basically hoovering up everybody i like and moving them to austin i've hoovered
up a lot of good people
yeah i even got brian holtzman to move out here the um the idea is to throw up
the bat signal and to
let all of them know that they can be free here really that this is this is a
place where i'm
as opposed to every other person who opens up a comedy club every other person
who opens up a
comedy club opens up a comic club to make money right they say i'm going to
have these comedians
you know i'm going to make x percentage of the door and they're going to make
this and i'm going to
make a good living i'm not saying that at all my idea is to break even if i can
break even i'm happy
i just want to make it the most comfortable place for comedians and i want to
support the art form
you said the store ultimately is a venue for people doing creative yes and you
said don't you know don't
fetishize the fact that it's a particular kind of magic there may be magic but
ultimately it's a
facilitator of magic the magic was mitzi shore the mitzi shore let us be who we
were that she would
she would cackle you know call it the island of misfit toys okay the inmates
are running the asylum
that was her thing she loved it she loved the fact that she let these crazy
people just go nuts on
her why did she let you leave for seven years she wasn't in control she she
didn't she got we she
gave me a spot that night i know the night that i got banned she gave me a spot
i called her i told
her what was going on with the video and she goes wow just keep away from them
and she said to me what
time do you want to go up i go what time do you want me to go up she goes how
about 10 30. i go okay
i love you she loved me back it's the last time i talked to her is that right
yeah can i bring
somebody up on the show because it's hugely at scale named isador singer jamie
can you show somebody
named isador singer i-s-a-d-o-r-e-s-i-n-g-e-r who's my version in some sense of
this guy saved my ass
who the fuck's up dude this guy is one of the greatest human beings and the
privilege of coming
to this show he is one half of the atia singer index theorem a courageous guy
brilliant beyond words
who changed the entire face of mathematical physics
and a human being who i had a falling out with over the national academy of
sciences uh i hate
mushrooms more than anything in this world i ate a plate of steamed sauteed
mushrooms why do you hate
mushrooms i can't stand my gag and his wife rosemary is a wonderful gourmet
chef and she made a plate of it
you ever had morels dude i can barely get down forcing four sigmatic do you
know what morels look
like no tell me morels are like they're almost like meat okay they're like i've
tried that with shiitake
people say these things but shiitake is good too i ate a huge plate for this
guy okay without
showing any discomfort when i got to the bottom and i want i thought i was
going to throw up at this
table why mushrooms i can't stand mushrooms them i hate them i hate them what
do you love
everything come on what do you love uh i love parmesan cheese i love salmon i
love uh noodle kugel
i love uh um grits sure i love pozole you're cool with grits you're not cool
with mushrooms
fuck mushrooms wow okay but the thing is i just lost this guy i'm not i'm not
um gonna see him again
i have two years ago i went to massachusetts to try to see him and you know
this idea that mitzi stood
up for you and she was just in bad health and all this well this guy stood up
for me and saved my ass
and i never got a chance to resolve my you know like you say i'm never going to
see this i didn't see
this person again i didn't see this guy again and i have so much love for him
but i don't understand what
happened you're not explaining this very well he was a member of the national
academy of sciences like
the very top he was a head of the committee called cosa pup which is the holy
of holies
okay and i discovered that the national academy of sciences had faked a
shortage of scientists and
engineers they did a secret study where they looked at supply and demand and
decided that the price of
american scientists and engineers was going to hit six figures and they
subtracted the demand curves and they
said let's fake a demographic supply uh crisis where we wouldn't have enough
scientists they got us to
pass the 1990 immigration act which came with h1b and i told is this and it put
him in a position
where the thing that he loved which was the system because he was the guy who
made the system work
he was like harriet tubman he would do things he saved me he saved me he loved
the system and then
i had to show him that the system had gotten so corrupted that we were going to
give it all away
to china and we were going to allow the chinese to populate our labs and put a
proctoscope in the
entire university system which is where we do our research so they would get
the benefits of totalitarianism
and the benefits of our freedom they'd learn all the stuff we were doing with
our freedom and then they'd go
and is was so angry at me that i had found the study in 1986 done with the
national science foundation
and the national academy to fake a fake shortage of scientists and engineers to
pass the 1990 immigration
act that led to h1b that he and i got to a point where we couldn't talk to each
other what was his
rationale for faking it you know he didn't want to fake it he understood what i
said but the point was is
that he had attached himself to the system he was well he was what made the
system great the system
used to be much better did he recognize your your dilemma is love me is love
right but did he recognize
your dilemma yes we got to a point where the world divided us like i was a i
was his postdoc i was his
postdoc and we weren't just postdoc we it wasn't just a formal relationship i'd
go up to his office and
we talked about jazz and love and children and heartbreak and all sorts of
stuff and he believed
in this that i showed you okay he had so much confidence that when i came to
cambridge out of
luck when harvard was trying to asphyxiate me he stood up for me and gathered
the entire
creme de la creme of the mit math physics world to hear what i had to say
because he believed and then he
made sure that i got an nsf postdoc and that i got a postdoc at mit and he
repaired my my story right
and i love this guy i love this guy so much and he was at my wedding and i
never got a chance to say
goodbye to him and the new york times did an obituary and the new york times
hasn't talked to me for like
eight years almost something like that and i looked at the obituary to hear
about his singer and like i'm the major quote
i don't know because they were still talking to me and they do the obituary so
many years in front
i've met a tiny number of people who will be remembered a thousand years from
now
this is one of like three people i can say for sure if people are still talking
a thousand years from
now they're going to remember him because he did this this wonderful thing the
ts singer index theorem
it's just so foundational you can't even imagine how beautiful this thing is
and
you know it was shocking it was shocking to remember that i had been enough
part of the system that i could
be respectable that i could be a trusted to say something about this great man
who just passed it
like i don't know 96. and i never got a chance to like say goodbye or repair
the repair the relationship
and you know i was in touch with his daughter who writes for the new york times
is had a a cabinet and if you said something really brilliant like really
brilliant he'd often go to the
cabinet and say you know it's funny i haven't thought about that for n years
and he'd pull out a piece of
paper and there was your brilliant idea which he didn't even think to publish
because it wasn't ready yet
and on the one hand you were just devastated like holy you had that thought
and on the other hand you were like i had a thought that is singerhead you know
it's like there's this
level like if carlin might maybe you know for some for some comics or or uh or
lenny bruce or richard
prior or dave chappelle or somebody like that there are these relationships
where people are just at
such an incredible level that you can't even believe that some human being has
ascended
and the period of time that i spent with him taught me more about what the
human mind is capable of
than just about anything he's the he's the smartest most brilliant man i've
ever had
the pleasure to know really really well i still don't understand the falling
out
he didn't want to give up on the idea that the national academy was good
it was locked in well sometimes things can be good and flawed right but for him
to actually take what i was
saying that the national academy was acting against the american interest by
narrowly saying we need to
make american scientists and engineers cheaper that we need to flood the market
we need to interfere
in the wage mechanism we need to allow china first look at everything we do the
concept that the problem
was the national academy when he was he was the national academy i still don't
understand what was the
motivation of the national academy to do that in the reagan administration for
the first time they
appointed somebody to come in from industry rather than academics to head the
national science foundation
a guy named eric block okay and i think he came from ibm not sure eric block
took a sort of green eye
shade view of the world like holy shit we're going to have to overpay for
american scientists and engineers
how do we avoid having to pay six figures for new phds how do we avoid letting
the genius of the market
solve the problem of supply and demand because there's no such thing as a labor
shortage in a market economy
long term right the wage mechanism will rise and you'll get as many people as
you want
and when eric block did this he hired he went through a guy named peter house
and they picked a an economist
named miles boylan whose name i've never said who in 1986 wrote a study that
said here's how expensive
it's going to be to pay for scientists and engineers who are american in the
future and it was a i deduced
from first principles that they had done an incompetent economic study and that
they had faked an
incompetent demographic study by subtracting a demand curve
so they they hid the competence and pretended that they were incompetent to
pass the immigration
act of 1990 which brought us the h-1b which brought us huge numbers of chinese
graduate students who
currently staff our labs and who were addicted to and this gives china the
benefit a first look
at the benefits of freedom and the first and the benefits of the ability to
execute with an iron
fist okay the idea that i was telling isador
you don't understand your organization is doing the wrong thing you have to
stand up against your
own organization what was his response how dare you but did you show him the
data
he was on a trip he was on a trip he was on a trip to washington dc and he said
prepare a report for me
on what you're saying and i sent him the secret study that i had uncovered okay
and he said how dare you
it was too cognitively dissonant you you're picking on the one thing that i don't
want to talk about because
did he say that yes he said you're picking on the one i don't want to talk
about you joe
you're picking on his low wall i love this guy this he made a bad call the
great isador singer made
one bad call did you have a conversation with him about this i tried he wouldn't
talk to you so this
guy who you loved and he loved you and you had long conversations i'm sure he
just stopped communicating
with you if we couldn't get past the idea that the that something called cospup
the committee on
i don't forget what it's it's an acronym on public policy
had gone in a direction that was
long-term deleterious to the united states he was a patriot
he had stood up for star wars under reagan at great cost to himself
he was a he was a guy who loved his country
he loved science the national academy he had courage like you wouldn't believe
so essentially
he had a blind spot a blind blind spot didn't allow him to even he didn't
understand that it
was changing everything was changing and the thing that he loved which was the
system which had been
you know the thing that put us on the moon right right the thing that won world
war ii right
was stabbing america in the back the national academy of sciences the something
called the government
university industry research roundtable and something called the policy
research and analysis
division of nsf the two main science groups national academy and national
science foundation teamed up
against american science for the benefit of employers to make sure that they
would never have to pay market prices
and fuck these people they gave away our advantage our geopolitical strategic
advantage
and they they spun an entire story about we need the best and the brightest but
it was all about money
and this guy miles boylan who's an economist who's i believe sort of semi-retired
from nsf is the name
i've held back my you know like i'm saying names that i don't normally say in
public
we i lost somebody i cared so much about over this issue right because i told
is the national academy
of sciences has gone bad they've had me there four times to tell them that i've
caught them there's no
record like at some point they had a reporter from science magazine and i spoke
and there's no record that i
said anything i got a standing ovation at a conference for talking about the
fact that
i had caught them in this in this conspiracy against american scientists and
i learned about what happens when like you're going you say can you please
report this it's like
suddenly your voice vanishes and i said you know is they've had me there four
times they've asked me
four times to tell them how i've caught them and it was too much for him he
couldn't come to grips and
like i don't want to be talking about that i want to be talking about the atia
singer index theorem or
ray singer torsion or any of the beautiful things the bpst instanton all the
wonder that is singer
brought into the world i want to talk about him saving my career if i'd wanted
one this was the thing
that didn't go that way it was me saying you know the thing that you loved it's
gone bad and i lost
gone bad because of economics because of economics because this thing i talked
about about embedded
growth obligations when the growth ran out people became sociopathic okay it's
like you don't like
this you know i looked what you did with the store where the guy who was the
booker
it was the bad actor right and then you said well that's the thing about the
store nothing ever made
sense about the story that was what was great about the store it's true okay
you want to know what i
love i love this country and i love our science establishment i love our
universities and there's
nowhere to stand because they've been acting bad for so long they've been so
corrupt in terms of
shepherding the research enterprise and i caught them and they knew that i
caught them and they
invited me back to tell them over and over again how i caught them right what
was their response to
you explaining how you caught them um they hired a guy well they invited a guy
named sherwin rosen who said
scientists are like cattle you breed them you birth them you feed them you
slaughter them you repeat the
cycle you really said that yeah economist uh from university of chicago and i
was at this and i was
supposed to respond to this because scientists are not economically minded so
you can take advantage of
them and i said thinking about data that's right because we're all vulnerable
because we all believe in
the best and the brightest and we're heads down in our work wait wait a second
i got up and i said
sherwin very interesting that you think scientists are like cattle let me tell
you a different story about
economists and then i went through what i'd unearthed okay and i brought a room
that was in an academic
conference to a standing ovation that never happens for an academic conference
because people wanted to hear the truth and sherwin rosen you know went off to
the airport and said that
that was the most impudent young man i've ever talked to and then i got invited
to the cosa pup
committee and the cosa pup committee said um you know eric the problem with
your model is scientists
are not in any way motivated by money they only care about the truth and that's
why all of your models
don't work and i said great news because i have a friend who's got a wife who's
eight months pregnant
being paid fourteen thousand dollars a year so i'm going to open my briefcase
and we're going to use
the tool called revealed preference and we're going to go around given that you're
all doing very very
well in your lives and we're going to open up the briefcase and we're going to
allow you to put in
an iou for how much money you don't care about to help the struggling young topologist
and his wife
and i looked at each member of the coast pup committee and i got to one of them
he said okay
eric you've made your point and one of them said well who did this dastardly
thing and i said the
government university industry research roundtable and all eyes turned to this
woman i think her name
was mary ellen fox she said well mary ellen's the head of that so then mary ellen
invited me
so then i gave this talk again and again and again and again right and they
wanted to know how much do
you know how much do you know and then there's no record that any of this
happened and one of the
reasons i don't talk about this it's not that i don't have the goods it's that
i don't want to ruin
the beauty of who we are and what we do i keep waiting for these people to
retire and stop ruining
our universities and stop ruining the next generation of kids and stop charging
people so much
that you know they have to effectively go into gray area prostitution in order
to pay off their student
loans i keep saying when are we going to get rid of this class of people that
ran everything into the
ground and i've now given up and that was one of the things that i did by
reviewing what you did with
joke thievery as i realized that you said joke thievery isn't actually funny
there are things that
aren't funny and these things that i'm talking about about burying careers
about destroying people about
interfering with the wage mechanism about giving away our advantage to our
geopolitical rivals are not funny
and they're not cute and i've realized that this is the thing that i'm
unwilling to talk about i don't
want to get into the ugliness of going up against the national academy of
sciences and saying what the
hell is wrong with you people but now i've decided i'm going whole hog and i'm
going to be who i am
one of the things that i'm worried with when it comes to world woke culture is
not that people think the
way they think because i think a lot of young people think that way a lot of
young people have socialist
marxist ideas because it seems like it's a good thing to think of you know and
and and then you know
woke ideology at least on the surface it seems to be spreading what you would
call social justice which
seems to be a positive thing right on the surface what what my concern really
is and i think what's
highlighted what you were just expressing about these uh chinese scientists is
that what my my real
concern is and i think this is probably actually happening right now is the the
way that people are
expressing things online is not entirely organic i think it's partially organic
but i think it's
influenced by foreign entities i think it's influenced pretty considerably i
think there's a lot of
elevating and escalating a lot of the the rhetoric incentivizing they're
hacking our openness as a
system yes and they're they're accelerating the rhetoric and pushing the
narrative because like this the
thing about this woke ideology that we were talking about before with this
forced compliance right is
that people feel compelled to agree with everything they feel they feel
compelled to go along with whatever
the ideology is proposing i think a bad actor can insert almost like bad code
into an operating system and
like a virus into an operating system and accentuate or advance things past the
point that just a few
years ago would be considered preposterous and i think that this woke ideology
the way it permeates through
academia and the way it doesn't allow for reasonable debate it doesn't allow
for uncomfortable ideas and
it enforces things like safe spaces and and trigger warnings and all this that's
just not supposed to
be any not supposed to have anything to do with learning and growing and
exploring ideas that we are
empowering what we're essentially our economic enemies and our political
enemies we're we're empowering
other countries i think these things are all connected and i think the economic
motivation that allowed
those people to essentially to you know they they essentially cut the achilles
heel of science
by by making it so that these scientists could only earn a certain amount of
money and disincentivizing
people who are economically i want to make scientists reasonably middle class
or better i want men and
women who are raising families i want them not have to worry about money so
they can pursue science
yes i want gay couples to be able to raise kids but i want them in the same
state yeah i know people who
are two states away who think that they have jobs close to each other okay what
do you mean like
somebody will have a job in arizona and somebody will have a job in wyoming
they think they have
jobs what do you mean by that jobs are so scarce that married couples will live
in different states
oh scientists scientists okay i see what you're saying right women will be i
interviewed um
investigators for the american society of cell biology and principal
investigators who were at the top of the
the bio pile say we're supposed to not have children because we have to show
that we're serious oh jesus
right and that one claim was we make people wait um to get tenure into their
late 30s and early 40s
because some percentage of females discover that motherhood is as interesting
as science
like i unearthed so much crazy stuff people talking about the joys of slave
labor what you would talk to
somebody and say look you know you can say what you want about best and the
brightest but really what
i enjoy is having a slave labor force americans don't actually listen to
directions who the said that
a particular pi i don't understand what that means what do they mean by that
somebody is trying to say
the system is broken and trying to tell me in an anonymous interview i worked
for the american society of
cell biology through the national bureau of economic research and the sloan
foundation
and i interviewed i think it was like 25 leading called principal investigators
in biology
and these people told me the most hair-raising things about the nature of
biological research okay
and i thought why are you telling me what does that have to do with slave labor
that the pis the heads of labs need an army of people to do exactly what they
say in order to be
competitive to win grants and get prizes and publish papers and they described
it as slave slave labor
they're basically talking about undergraduates no what are they talking about
graduate students
graduate students graduate students aren't students they're a labor force
they're minimally students postdocs and graduate students are a labor force so
the idea is that
they provide a service but ultimately it will lead to them being phds and yes
but very often what
they're really doing the foreign ones are very often trying to immigrate and so
the idea is that the
way into the country is that i'm going to contribute n years of labor at a very
high level at a very low price
pretending that i'm not a worker that i'm a graduate student into the system
china for example will get
the ability to look at what we're doing because their people are in our labs
the pi gets low-cost labor
to carry out the research and the system is based on the idea that pliant labor
is in an abundant
supply so i forget like a quarter of phds went to china something like that and
we talk about them as
students so the whole thing is like people want to unionize how can you have a
union of students they're
students well really they're a cryptic labor force the work that's getting done
is being done by the
students who are really not students you're a student probably for the first
year or two of graduate
school then you're a worker so the whole thing is completely corrupt it's cryptic
there's like a
system called fringe rates there's a system called overhead it's funny money
through and through and
this whole thing is organized so that senior um principal investigators pis can
run their careers with
these labor forces and then they take pictures and they say look at our lab and
how wonderfully
international it is but what they're really selling is immigration whoa right
so the yeah this is why
the national academy and i this is heavy no kidding but the point is is that we
just gave away our
technical advantage because we couldn't get the money to pay for our own labor
because we actually have
the best and brightest people right here in the states so these people learn as
graduate students
on these projects and then take that information and go back overseas or they
stay here and they have a
very strong tie because very often our professors in order to remain
competitive have to take on this
kind of science knows no boundaries well if science knows no boundaries why are
our tax dollars supporting
it so this is how you get to a situation like where the world health
organization refuses to say the name
taiwan exactly because they're so economically and our people are not i have
this quote which is very
difficult for people but it says the idealism of every age is the cover story
of its greatest thefts
and one of the greatest threat thefts is science is international science is
international a result that's
true about a virus is true in one place and true in another you know right same
thing about a theorem
but we maintain a national science program in part to give us advantage
economic advantage military advantage we've got all the smartest people and
they're squandering that and
what we've done you see i want china to say we're cut off from the benefits of
freedom we're going to have to
free up our own people if we want top tier science we can't do this totalitarian
stuff anymore the same
way they've sort of opened up their economy do a version of capitalism version
i want competition
i want to say look i don't want to i don't want to fear you i want you to be
more open to your people
with their middle fingers up telling you to go yourselves and in order to get
that freedom remember
tianemaine square and the statue of liberty and all that kind of stuff in order
to get that we
can't give them the benefits of both systems what we've done is we've given
them the benefits of
freedom by taking all the stuff that they can see that we're doing and then
they have all the benefits
of command and control so they execute like crazy and they listen through their
people here
and then they build you know programs where people go back and forth and so
what we're doing is
we have a group of people who are so idealistic like i can't see these
boundaries
i can't believe you're bringing up the specter of nationalism okay well this is
the idealism is
the cover story of a theft the theft is that we have the greatest educational
system we train the best
people we have high schools in new york that have won more nobel prizes in
science than all of china
okay and we are destroying ourselves lying that americans can't do science i
see your complaint but
what can be done about it well one thing is is that if i have a friend who has
a ridiculously large
podcast i can go on about once a year and i can say crazy and then maybe maybe
somebody will write about this somebody will talk about that i know that's joe
that's a pie in the
sky right there i don't know what to do about it but what i've been trying to
do is you made a very
good point that's it's really interesting because i didn't know it worked that
way and the way you
describe graduate students is essentially like almost like indentured servants
well this is the thing
about this is why is and i lost our friendship is is that i tried to say let's
think about what's really
going on and he looked at it and he's just like i i can't go there in fact he
said to me at some point
it's like i'm not saying you're wrong i'm just saying i i can't because he's
too embedded into the
system because he look this is a guy who made the system run like if you're
proud of our universities
if you're proud of our government if you're proud of journalism in a previous
era this was the kind of a guy
who would break the sons of bitches who would do bad things he cleared stuff
out of people's way he
knew who was who was naughty and who was nice and he made sure that his people
survived there's another
thing though it's like rebellion is a young man's endeavor a certain point in
time a man gets settled
into his life and his position and who he is and you know it's hard to i'm not
i'm not bitching about
him i know exactly why i did what he did i know you're not but it you know i
think you're uh what
you said is very important there's a lot of shit you said that i don't
understand at all and i just let
you talk i don't know why you got hair ties on your fucking thing here because
those yeah because
those are one degree of freedom as you push them up and down that's remember
three degrees of freedom
i opened up a can of worms you should check out pull that up jamie.com you
should stay off clubhouse
how about that i have been largely staying
so do i have a regular gig here monday wednesday and friday when are you coming
back anytime brother
you gotta you gotta get out of l.a though before it implodes they're falling
apart they just they
killed their gang unit today you know that oh no yeah i'm waiting to get the i'm
waiting to get the
lex friedman invitation he's already moved here he moved here today no i know
because you invited him
you haven't told me you haven't told me to move here you want to move here no
you should move here
should i it's pretty everybody should move here it's awesome but then nobody
should move here
because there's too many people exactly traffic's already so hard dude
sometimes it takes five extra
minutes to get where you have to go it's crazy oh my god that's terrible joe
traffic here is so cute
they're like the traffic is crazy like you need to go to orange county at three
o'clock
in the afternoon just take that suicide drive so who have you gotten to move
here you you got
suzanne to move here you got lex to move here did you do elon no i don't think
so no elon was fed up
no no elon and i didn't even talk about it we both kind of came to the same
conclusion organically
um i got uh i think holtzman probably moved here because of me is tim dylan tim
dylan moved here
because of me for sure he thought about suing me because when he moved here the
ice storm hit uh
tom segura definitely moved here because of me uh there's there's more they're
coming there's waves
once this the club opens then then the full wave then i'm gonna do scholarships
i'm gonna do whatever
the i can to get people here i have a plan it's a weird plan you know it's uh
but it's it's uh it
throbs in my head like a a weird sound that only a dog can hear you know i have
an idea what's the
plan the plan is to turn this into the hub of stand-up comedy there's a lot of
logic behind it
one of the big pieces of logic is that there's no reason for us to be in hollywood
the only reason
for us to be in hollywood is we were always chasing sitcoms before but now if a
comic gets
a sitcom it costs you money it's it's it's it's a loser it's a loser in
comparison to a podcast and
you got a bunch of suits around you telling you what to do hey hey easy on the
suits brother i have
a couple of those but it's like i've done it so it's you know i can be at this
moment in my life
this stage of my life i can be a a reasonable spokesperson in that i really am
just doing
this for the art form and then i really do love the art form still and i think
that we for somehow
because of economics we've been embedded in hollywood in terms of like acting
like actors and and and
you know and television shows but we are as far from actors as a creative
endeavor can be like comics are
as real as you can get there's no there's no acting you know i think we are the
writers
music and comedy those are the great signs of intelligence well it's it's an
underappreciated
art form and because it's it's because you guys are all broken it's all it's a
little bit of that
but it's also because it seems normal it seems like you're just talking it's
like if i see gary
clark playing guitar i go oh i definitely can't do that but if i see someone
talking i go well i can
talk he's just talking he makes some good points but i can make some good
points it's the the
instrument is the instrument that everyone uses all day long every day so it
gives off the illusion yeah
that the art form of communication of comedy right it gives off this illusion
that it's not that big of
a deal right and but to people that do it the guys like the tim dillons yas papas
he's another guy i
got to move here he comes here next week um there's there's more coming but the
these the guys who are
really doing it they understand and they understand that i am really in it for
the right form genuinely
this is gonna be mecca i want it to be okay i think it can be and i think it
can be for the good
of the art form because i think if i can provide a base like a real home base
where they know there's
every home base every comedy club that we've ever had even though they've been
great they've been run
with a an economic motivation right this is not going to be run with that it's
going to be right
you can afford not to do it yeah i just want to break even that'd be my goal
but if it doesn't
break even i'm okay with that too i just want it to be right i want to set it
up right and once
i set it up right i want everybody to grow and and it's like a gym if you have
a bunch of killers
in the gym you get better you get you get better by the music scene here
enhances it for sure
for sure yes for sure people are in that they've got that muscle yeah pretty
strong well it's it's tight
here it's real good it's a real good scene and you know gary also helped me
move here too because
when gary gary jr yeah he moves here he lives here yeah he he was he was here
before me though he was
living in la and you know we were he and i were talking and he moved back and i
go why'd you move
back he's like man i just was not feeling hollywood man he's like it's just not
me i'm from texas he
was like i'm a simple dude i like brisket and cadillacs and guitars and i mean
that comes forth in his
music you know like the purity of his music and uh he that made that made sense
to me and that was
before the pandemic that was before it you know and well texas blues by the way
is its own sub
thing of the blues i mean whether it's i don't know that place stubs where chapelle
and i were playing
steve rayvon used to go there and work for food they used to feed him that's
how he would go out there and
play and they would feed him in the early days of his career i did not know you
were a big srv guy i'm
a huge srv guy yeah i used to i used to work out to his music all the time are
you an albert king guy
um i've heard his music yeah um i'm uh i think i think i see i think of stevie
rayvon is like
really some major insight on top of a few select voices and i mean huge amounts
of new stuff but
really the amount drawn from albert king was pretty pretty amazing hmm well you
know blues all comes
from a bunch of different sources but they all feed off of each other right you
go all the way back to
robert johnson and it's like that's one of my favorite stories of all time said
he was so good
everybody thought he sold his soul and if you go listen to it now you go no he's
just good you know
but oh i don't know that those record it's like two records only right yeah i
believe so and it's
brilliant but the number of song the number of standards that he came up with
um even minor ones like i don't
know hell hands on my trail and yeah sweet home chicago he was clearly
especially for the time
like what year are we talking about with robert johnson's early 30s yeah so he
was clearly on
another level but there's always a lebron james you know there's always some
there's always some
person that's just like well but okay i think that bb king and albert king it's
sort of hard for us to
understand what about freddy king freddy king is super important but i don't
think i think that the
issue of bending notes that bb and albert did in their particular boxes next to
each other on the guitar
neck in which like one of them you associate with with albert which is cut meaner
and more minor and
the bb box weirdly is all about this major minor alteration through bending
like you don't hit a note by
playing the note you hit a note underneath and you move up into it okay and so
it's this vocal
articulation of particular kinds of vibrato and the weird thing about like
super technical players
like the most like a john petrucci or something as you say like well who do you
revere and they'll
say bb king and you're like huh he played super slow and well yeah but with
five or six notes so
just break your heart infinitely you won't care you'll just stay there you know
right and it's sort
of this idea of really deep musicianship that um it took me a long a lot longer
to appreciate albert
because albert was was gritty it was much more idiosyncratic he played flying
the upside down backwards
the gauge of the strain everything was like really weird and he knew that he
was doing everything
quote wrong but i think stevie ray vaughn really just said okay this this guy
has said so much i'm
going to prove it and i'm going to prove it by building my legacy on top of
what this guy contributed
i'm going to show you how brilliant this guy was changed my mind i think that's
one of the interesting
things about any genre yeah is that people piggyback on the work of others it's
clearly the case with comedy
you know it's um who would you say are your greatest influences well everybody
comes from lenny bruce
everybody all of us lenny bruce kicked open the door he's the robert johnson he's
he's the guy who
started it all off but it's hard because comedy is not it's it's it's hard to
listen to lenny bruce
today like you listen to prior today pro i think prior took what lenny bruce is
doing it made it a lot
funnier you know prior figured out a way to just be more vulnerable and more
you know more self
deprecating and personal and just he figured out a way to just be more honest
not that lenny bruce
wasn't honest but it just wasn't as exposed as prior was prior still to this
day is hilarious he's one
of the few guys that it resonates today like you go and listen to old prior it's
still really funny
you know whereas lenny bruce is like you you got to kind of put yourself in the
the times of lenny bruce
you got to put yourself in the 50s and 60s and try to imagine what it was like
to be in this incredibly
suppressed i think i think so much of what i believe was important about the 50s
is that jazz and comedy
and a few of these things like maybe beat poetry were so dependent on the
oppression of the normies
right that there were these just islands of yeah magic and they were so
oppressed that things that
are standard to us today were just revolutionary to them well that's the thing
is is that i listen for
um what these guys were doing and i think about there were these math and
physics seminars in the
soviet union that we did not understand were entirely dependent upon the fact
that everything
in the soviet union sucked right and so that you could go to these places and
this here's an island
of transcendence in a sea of right and so in a weird way i think the the us had
this and i don't
know if i mentioned this to you before at some point um they held san francisco
home movie night
at the castro theater and i went and they asked everyone to send their old home
movies of san francisco
and people were filing out of candlestick park or something in 1962 and i
noticed that half the
people looked like modern human beings and half of them had that glazed look
that you'd have with a
formal hat on your head and like a suit jacket that you associate with with
photographs from like an
earlier time and so it was like you were looking at cardboard cutouts and
modern human beings
simultaneously so a melding of the times yeah that there was some transitional
thing like if you ever
watch albert einstein everybody's in a suit and tie and he's in a sweatshirt
yeah and you're thinking
like wait you were in a sweatshirt when everyone else was doing something else
yeah um there is sort
of almost no trace of this and george thorogood was the guy who said when i saw
the beatles on ed sullivan he
said was the first time i saw young people having fun in public on tv like just
not performatively
they were just having a blast right and i didn't realize the extent to which
this was the oppression
that animated the lenny bruce milieu and the you know if you were going to see
lenny tristano or
um you know dizzy gillespie or bud powell don't you know like if you just think
about the beginning of
howl you know this thing about i've seen the best minds of my generation blah
blah blah people are
seeking something authentic and real and the the hippies aren't yet you know we
just lost lawrence
ferlinghetti uh the great last beat poet of the city lights bookstore in in san
francisco i don't
know how he lasted this long over 100 i think i think we forget about the beats
as uh as important to
that time well i think people are being suppressed in a different way now i
agree they're being suppressed
by people that purport to be intellectually open-minded and progressive and it's
not necessarily true and
there's a suppression on the other side of that and unfortunately a lot of
people are embracing like
far right-wing ideology to combat that because they feel pushed into a corner
and there's this
there's a different kind of pressure but it's all it's always pressure to get
people to conform
pressure to get people to comply it's always pressure to get people to accept
an ideology or a way of
life that they don't like but the comedian takes the opposite yes like think
the pressure to think for
yourself that's what we do yeah that's the job but why is it the com you know
this thing that you said
to me that really still resonates is you said for a while we couldn't figure
out how to tell jokes
i really remember this they were saying we would go to college campuses and it
wouldn't work
and then we gradually re realized how you had to tell a joke and then it became
the golden age of
comedy this is a conversation you and i had i think what's going on right now
is a good thing for
comedy because comedy has become radioactive and certain words are forbidden
but that just makes
it so that you have to figure out a more clever way to describe things in a way
that resonates with
people better in a way where while also being funny you're figuring out a way
to let these people know
you're a good person you're a good person but you're talking so what confuses
me is i would imagine that
our comedy right now and our music right now would be as good as they've been
for a long time and i think
our comedy is pretty amazing and i think our music is not hitting the same
heights i don't know that
i don't know that if you just like look at musical complexity there's been all
these recent studies
about what is the maybe music needs some repression
i think repression to the ultimately look at all the like what happened in the
60s it was responsible
it came out of the repression of the 50s i think that's real i think we need an
opponent we need a
an antagonist and a protagonist well this is the people we need a yin and a
yang where people don't
understand about my reaction to wap is do you have a reaction to wow oh yeah
for sure just say wit-ass
pussy can you say that say that for me say it for me what ass pussy there you
go you say he went off mike
my reaction is the same as my reaction to little nas x uh given satan a lap
dance well okay like you go
girl that's my reaction my reaction my reaction is you're you're screwing up
the repression angle
if you want to say something like wet ass pussy you want to do it in a way that
is you're you're
frustrating it making it difficult so you have to work for it just saying but
you can say it it's just
like it's it's a wave man it's coming in it's going out it's splashing against
the rocks you kids it's
chaos it's chaos i hate it mr weinstein off my lawn all right i gotta wrap this
up i love you thank you
for being here you have an open invitation you know this you're the best next
time no hair ties i don't
know what the fuck's going on with that but check out check out eric on uh clubhouse
he's there 24 7.
stop it and you get a great podcast too tell everybody uh where they can get
that they'll
figure it out it's everywhere the portal the portal it's everywhere the portal
you got it on is it on
youtube it's on youtube i should be i'm gonna go i'm gonna go back to one video
on youtube i've got
talkies no but i mean i i know you mostly you do audio right um i had been
avoiding the studio i didn't
like the idea of doing over i don't like skype interviews right right i don't
either so i tried
to wait it out in part yeah i'm gonna go back to doing real interviews and just
vaccinate people
all right tell them to wear three masks who gives a fuck get in studio all
right i love you buddy thank
you bye everybody
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