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Eric Weinstein

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Eric Weinstein holds a PhD in mathematical physics from Harvard University and is a member of the Galileo Project research team. www.ericweinstein.org www.geometricunity.org

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0:15The boys are drinking today
1:10Will Clubhouse overtake podcasts
2:25Pros and cons of Clubhouse

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Rebel 13 Saint

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Yes comments are back

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Ty Webb

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I usually enjoy the Weinsteins but this one was a rather gringy ep

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How the f--k is Joe trying to deny that the attack on that asian woman was not a hate crime?

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We're back boys! Missed ya!

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I'm thinking I'm back

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Hazaa!!! so glad timestamps and comments are back. ended up in the JRE Telegram group chatting with others. inspired us to start our own pod cast tmipodcast.com

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The comment section is back!

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I like Eric but he gotta ignore the Tim Dillion shit

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I like Eric, but JRE isn't the right forum to roll out a theory of everything

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Joe's digression from the wine topic to the smelly feet to the comedians was kind of retarded. It's like he wasn't really interested in talking about wine at all, even though he initiated that conversation too.

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Eric so badly wanted this to go well, releasing his master work on the JRE, but Joe just wanted to bullshit

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Great episode. That Eric sure is a genius. Joe is a fun drunk...seems fun to drink with

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FANTASTIC

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Eric Weinstein, the institutionalist that's convinced he's anti-institution.

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Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience train by day Joe Rogan

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podcast by

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night all day

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boom

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those are the only ones I know I don't know another uh

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what's the other one it's gotta be what's that school what school school I don't

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know

0:34

is that Swedish German something is it a Viking one yeah oh

0:37

use your microphone folks lunch I don't know how to say slump day what is that

0:43

one the Irish

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one oh I don't know that one yeah I don't know that either no Jamie's throwing

0:47

extra ones in

0:48

there there we go what's up brother how are you um well how are you you look

0:52

like a businessman

0:53

is that right are you a businessman I'm trying to be one I think you're a

0:56

professional clubhouse

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guest no no the thing is right um it's the only platform that I have more

1:03

followers on than you

1:05

because you're only there once I think yeah one and done I'm one and done yeah

1:08

it's just like

1:09

podcasting for people to have a podcast

1:11

well the interesting question is do do you think that it has any ability to

1:17

figure out a way of

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killing podcasting because that's what they think they're crazy no impossible

1:22

because the beautiful

1:23

thing about podcasting it's you're capturing a conversation and it's an uninterrupted

1:27

that the

1:29

thing that happened with your brother should have put the nail in the coffin in

1:32

that in that format oh

1:34

you mean the struggle session yes the fact that someone can come in and and

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kick everyone off that

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disagrees with them take over the room and that they did it just because they

1:44

decided what was the reason

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why they gave her the the option to kick everybody out and gave her

1:49

administrative power or whatever it is I

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think she'd been historically oppressed or something oh that's why I guess I

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don't know well from what I

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understand the conversation before she came on was very clumsy that's what

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everybody was saying it was like

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that it it it left an opening I see for someone like her to come and go shut

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the fuck up get out of here

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but the way she treated your brother and the way I did not listen to this by

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the way you shouldn't

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it'll infuriate you the way you know like they they caught they said he was

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talking he said he's an

2:22

evolutionary biologist yeah and they were these these kids were like oh you're

2:27

in eugenics you believe

2:28

in eugenics he's like no no no no no no no and they they basically just steamrolled

2:32

him called him a

2:33

racist and cut him off it was it was very infuriating they didn't want to have

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a conversation with him

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they wanted to belittle him they wanted him to proclaim that he's anti-racist

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and you know I've seen this movie

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before yeah it's not good but it's just the fact that that can happen yeah in

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the platform you know it was just

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when when you're doing something like that when someone can come in and just

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kick all the other people out that

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they don't agree with yeah sure like you could just join in a conversation that's

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already rolling could have left he

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just doesn't want to well he got kicked out he was trying to make sense he was

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trying to express he's

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always trying to make sense I know it's a problem we gotta fix that but I mean

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the the clubhouse thing

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seems a like a fun social thing to do like I enjoyed doing it with Tim Dillon

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because Tim was in here with

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me and we were yucking it up and goofing on it and then your brother jumped in

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on the conversation and

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the vol was in the conversation that's where it gets more interesting which is

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that the serendipity

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that's possible because normally the logistics of getting us all in one place

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yes it's it's difficult

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it's expensive nobody really is up for it because it it's probably not as high

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quality as a point-to-point

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conversation but the serendipity of saying yes okay I saw two people I never

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thought would be in the

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same room and then 12 other people and you know at first I think that's

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exciting but then the danger of

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it is that they're going to burn through the novelty effects you're going to

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have seen all these people

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collide well maybe I mean there's an you know it's almost like chess moves

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right like even though you

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know how in their favor he'd know how the pieces move but there's an insane

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number of possibilities

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that could take place true but I do think there's a weird way in which you're

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always in danger of setting

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up too many different ways into the same basic source that's the value and so

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you know you can say okay I've

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got a website I've got a sub stack I've got a podcast I've got a book how many

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ideas do you have I mean

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that's kind of the issue one of the things that I think makes you dominant is

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that you have an insane

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breath and most people are really not that capable of going outside of a few

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issues well I'm not capable

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of it either I'm just curious I just I'm not scared yeah I'm not scared of

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having conversations that are way over

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my head I just think the clubhouse thing they've got to work out that what

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happened like they've got to work that out so

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that doesn't happen that the flaw is in letting someone come in and then

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kicking other people out so they can't

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communicate anymore you could do that the the moderator privilege there is

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something that you shouldn't give

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out like candy because that's what opens it up but here's the thing why would

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you want to give out

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modern people are we why does anybody but why does anybody want to be the

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moderator because that's not

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good it's horrible there's an actual status and caste system of people who need

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more going on in their

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lives like i was called up on stage i was made a moderator and you realize that

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you know for people

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whose lives have gone online due to covid meaning has been scarce and so in a

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weird way this is

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what's proxying for meaning because the human mind will just attach meaning to

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any kind of distinction

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like that for a lot of comics it's replaced performing so they're not going up

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at night but they're going

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in the clubhouse every night and Lea Lamar for example is really really active

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and you know what i told

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her was pioneer something new don't try to do something old figure out what

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this new thing is

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better at and be the first well she has a lot of people on that right yeah a

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lot a lot more than

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she has on the other platforms i think she's she's doing really well and she's

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doing a lot of stuff

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and what i hope is that um you know she'll pioneer something genuinely new like

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for example radio drama

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was dying when i was a kid there was the cbs radio mystery hour or something we

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used to listen to that

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when we'd drive up to nice to love those yeah they were cool right and that's

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gone you know with a

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bunch of people acting out voices eg marshall was the host of those things and

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it was like a throwback

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to orson wells and that stuff wouldn't it be cool to get some retro thing

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because the idea behind

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clubhouse is to take discord and subtract functionality from it and that's the

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product

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it's less it's got less functionality than discord and that causes you to say

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okay well i can't text you

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how am i going to work around all these constraints and it's like you know a

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great wine is only

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supposedly grown when you frustrate the vines really yeah that's what i that's

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what i hear

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how's that work how they frustrate the vines that if you give if you give the vines

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perfect

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soil and climate and all this stuff they'll produce much fruitier stuff and it

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won't be

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perfectly optimized for fermenting into wine really look there's a lot of bs

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and wine so i don't want

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to say a hundred percent but this is definitely something you'll hear have you

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seen the documentary

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sour grapes no oh my god tell me you have to watch it um are you a wine guy no

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i like wine i actually

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love wine i don't know a damn thing about it i just go that's good and i take

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pictures of it on my phone

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when i like it and then i buy that wine later i don't know what the fuck's

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going on i'm i'm as

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really nobody does almost nobody that's what the documentary is about the

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documentary is amazing

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and it's about this guy who got in with all these real rich wine connoisseurs

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yeah including a friend

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of mine who's in the film oh no yes yeah um and this guy realized that there is

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only a limited amount

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of rare wine like 1974 blah blah blah right so this dude decides he is going to

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fake this wine and so he

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makes these labels he and apparently this gentleman who's featured in this film

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who wound up getting

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arrested and he's in jail right now in colorado and apparently they're um they're

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detaining him

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they're they're about to deport him because he's about to get out of jail they're

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going to deport

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him back to indonesia which is where he's from but he i think it's indonesia he

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had an amazing palette

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he was a like he was a real legitimate wine collector and then somewhere along

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the line he realized that

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buying and selling wine was good because he was kind of quartering the market

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on a lot of wines he's

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spending a ton of money he realized you know what i can fake these wines i

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understand what these wines

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are so he started mixing wines together and he developed all these formulas of

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how to mix like

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cheaper wines and he would sell them as like these super rare you know 1970

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whatever wines but where he

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fucked up is spoiler alert one of the coke brothers bought like four million

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dollars worth of wine from

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him and one of his friends started he had a friend who's an investigator of

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wine apparently that's

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a thing why investigate guy who really understands wine was telling him like he

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bought bottles from

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thomas jefferson oh yeah yeah from the 1700s chateau de chem of jefferson i

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think is still drinkable

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really well there's this one particular kind of sauterne which comes from the

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semi-owned grape in

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the bordeaux region or uh and it's made from this noble rot so you get the

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grapes to sort of have

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this disease that concentrates the sugar and i believe that chateau de chem is

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like weirdly drinkable

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beyond hundreds of years yeah crazy wow that's wild because this guy just the

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coke brother he just had

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this stuff and was just had it on display i mean he has this immense one i mean

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it's worth untold

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amounts of money what do you do with that money right he just has an insane

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wine collection millions

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and millions of dollars but he has four million dollars of fake wine and uh he

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realized it as they

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were going through his collection like that there was um magnums from uh a year

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where they didn't make

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magnums and this so this guy starts going over the the and then what happened

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was a gentleman from france

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got involved france i should say he got involved and uh he is an actual wine

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maker and his wine was being

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plagiarized he was they were faking his wine and so he came in and saw the

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counterfeit wines and even in

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the auctions like the like he was pointing out in the auction booklet like

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these are fake wines like

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we did not have this wine in this year the the label is incorrect this is

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incorrect and then you know

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there were some misspellings on some of the labels and this guy made millions

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of dollars in wine and

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sold thousands and thousands of bottles and so initially they thought he was

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doing it all himself

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in his apartment but then when they realized the sheer volume of the fake wine

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this guy sold and put out

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there that there had to be other people involved but he was the only one that

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went down for it they

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think maybe his brothers uh in indonesia were also involved in this scheme

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somehow but they they feel

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like there's thousands and thousands of bottles of this stuff still in

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circulation and still being sold

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there was an auction that was they were selling this guy's wine his i believe

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his name is rudy

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they were selling his wines um at a christie's auction like long after he had

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been exposed and so

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these guys on these uh the you know these wine connoisseur email list or they're

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you know emailing

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each other back and forth and hey like rudy's wines are being sold here this is

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this is fake and

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then they have these experts come in and test the stuff but what's crazy is one

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guy in the film and

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one is like this is one of the real bottles that rudy sold me because rudy was

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selling real wine right

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before he started selling wine he's like this is one of the real bottles like

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try it and the guy tries

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it he's like oh yeah this is really good and then another guy gets a hold of

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goes when did you open

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this and he goes uh what a couple hours ago he's like he tasted he goes this is

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bullshit this is not

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real he goes this doesn't have the vivacity it doesn't have the flavor this is

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not i've tasted this

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wine this is not the wine because apparently and i don't understand this at all

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right the palette

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of a wine connoisseur is this thing where they can literally like you can give

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them a like a flight

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of wines and they can tell you this is a full james bond petite shiraz from

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blah blah blah and i

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don't again i'm so out of my wheelhouse here but i think i like buffalo trace

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whiskey i'm with you

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there that's what i'm saying i know this tastes good yeah you know but okay

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well first of all

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should we try to drink this in the weird wine way no no this is american we don't

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fuck around here it's

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got a buffalo with testicles on the label son look at that right there like

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that yes this is older than

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america by the way you know this his company buffalo trace they started making

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whiskey in 1773

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it's literally three years older than america itself so the thing that i did

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not understand i think about

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wine is that if you're trying to taste your wine you can't possibly get at what's

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this high-end stuff

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because it's only your nose that can determine the these differences that

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nobody's got enough stuff

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going on in their tongue to tell great wine so you've got this thing called the

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retronasal passage

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in the back of your mouth can i get a graph jamie retro nasal passage yeah

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where do we where do we

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pull this graphic um and so this whole thing about burbling where you you turn

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your mouth into a bong

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right oh yeah let's do it how you do it

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and they smell it well you start you're getting this fountain with air coming

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up and then you're opening

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the back of your opening your retronasal passage you do get a little bit of a

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smell right and you

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and that's where the magic happens so the weird thing is somebody buys really

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expensive wine and then

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they try to taste it yeah here we go there we go that's for beer well it's for

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anything like once

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you get it's interesting once you get addicted to um yeah maybe that's like

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dudes are into smelling feet

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like that's what's going on you're not trapping me in that conversation no we

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had we had a guy at kill

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tony okay he's really in the feet he was hilarious were you there jamie that

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night

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it was a killed tony recently at uh anton's and this this kid went up he was

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really funny he was a

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funny comic but it was really funny he was talking about how he's really in a

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girl's feet

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and he was like completely unapologetic like and he was hilarious and he was

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just talking about how

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he likes to smell girl's feet you notice how everybody else's attraction is

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weird and whatever

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your thing is it's like yeah i don't know i'm just into that well it was funny

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i mean it was definitely

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weird because it's unusual yeah someone would be it's i don't think it's

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unusual that guys are in a

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feet i think it's a lot more usual than you think but i think what is unusual

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is that he was so

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uh open about expressing the fact that he was in defeat in front of a group of

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strangers yeah in a

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one minute set on kill tony because kill do you know you know how kill tony

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works not really kill

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tony is uh the foundation it was one of the foundations in in los angeles and i

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think it's

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going to be the foundation in austin of the open mic community okay because it

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gives a comic one minute

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the tony has tony hinchcliffe developed a show and him and brian red band they

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do it together and

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tony has a hat they shake the hat up and they or a bucket they reach in the

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bucket and they pull out

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a name okay random and then that person doesn't know if they're going to

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perform or not there's

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maybe 30 people that throw their names in and maybe five get to perform and tony

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pulls that name out

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calls the guy or girl or non-binary folk and they come running onto the stage

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and they do one minute

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of stand-up got it and this guy did one minute stand-up about how he gets hard-ons

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because of feet and it

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was just hilarious but he was talking about the smell of of feet and the girl

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got on stage and took her

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shoe off and he smelled her foot it was just it was preposterous okay but it's

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it gives these comics

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an opportunity to like on that at that night i think it was me and adam egott

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that night but it's like

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donnell wrongs has been on you know like you name a dom irera is a favorite

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guest like great comics are

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on it all the time so there's a professional guest that sits there and talks to

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the comics the comic

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does a set and then we'll ask them i've done it a bunch of times we'll ask them

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questions yeah like

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how long you've been doing comedy like what where'd you start you know what

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town you start out in and

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then they tell what are you doing now for money and you know they have great

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stories and it's it's fun

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because you get a chance to see the beginnings and some of those comics have

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gone on like ali makovsky

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who has opened up for me in arenas she started out on kill tony okay yeah and

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so it's like you could

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develop a legitimate professional career from this but it's like a really good

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path for the these amateurs

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to get like one minute of stage time so they hone this one minute hoping they're

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going to get called

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onto the stage and usually like if you're a halfway decent comic and you've

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been doing it you know

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six months a year you probably have a minute you probably have a minute where

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you could get up there

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and rock it for a minute and when they do some of them are terrible but some of

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them are really funny

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some of them what's the best way to get people opened up almost instantly with

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no foreplay to go on

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yeah you don't there's no way you know you have to just have it's there's a

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different way for you

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than it would be for jamie than it would be for me everybody's i've seen it be

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different for you

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on different nights yeah it's always different i always you gotta it's just

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like it's a living thing

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the audience is a living thing it depends entirely upon what's happened before

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you went on stage

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it depends entirely on what time of night it is you know there's a lot going on

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i'm always a little

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freaked out when i see you at the store because i don't associate like i got to

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know you before i

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ever got to see you be funny in front of a crowd and it was just like holy you

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can do that you know

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and and it's a different persona like you can clearly see that a different mind

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has clicked in

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it's like the i know kung fu moment it is like that right yeah and it's like if

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you saw me do kung

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fu you'd think that too dude i don't really know any kung fu but you know it's

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uh it's a thing you

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know you got to know how to do it then you gotta when you do it you got to

18:53

treat that audience like

18:55

you know you got to bring the good you gotta you gotta come with the good good

19:00

jokes it's like

19:01

when i saw steven seagal playing blues guitar at first i was just like what is

19:05

he good he

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i don't want to say anything negative but i've seen parts of it that have been

19:12

really really pretty

19:13

good yeah i don't know i mean i'm i'm um

19:16

uh i'm trying to figure out what happened to the guitar and what happened to

19:23

covid uh changing the

19:25

world of guitar because everybody changed the world of guitar lots of people

19:28

had time on their hands

19:29

oh and then and and the amps have gotten wildly better in the last year uh i

19:36

bought a a modeling

19:39

amp uh for 250 bucks that changed my life from positive grid called the spark

19:43

amp we're talking

19:44

about it with jamie and it is a replica of like all the gear that real guys

19:50

have that hobbyists like

19:52

don't even know what it is i can play with it and it'll model all of these

19:56

setups so suddenly like

19:58

i'm smarter and then you know that's weird thing i was telling jamie this had

20:01

to have been developed

20:03

long in advance it's been over yes but i think a 250 dollar item that just

20:09

blows your mind may be

20:11

relatively new and there's i think there's one coming from um oh with neural dsp

20:17

so there's like

20:18

competing and and jamie was talking about the helix so there's like this

20:22

collection of these things and

20:25

i hadn't spent 300 on my rig for 30 years or something and i did this and

20:31

suddenly um a little

20:34

bit more magic was like available to me and really and then i put a brief clip

20:40

of myself playing on

20:41

instagram and i got contacted by like some of the greatest guitarists in the

20:46

effing world when when

20:48

toasting abasi and uh joe robinson and ryan roxy if it was the guitarist for

20:54

like alex alice cooper contact

20:57

you and they're like this is you jamming look give me some of this give me some

21:02

of this jamie

21:04

you're jamming to glenn back is that what it says

21:12

that wasn't actually the one that that's pretty good and you're doing that

21:24

without a pick

21:26

if there's another one um look yeah that one is that one that i i didn't know

21:32

you were supposed to

21:33

yeah you you that was the one that did it i think apparently you're supposed to

21:40

use a pick but i didn't

21:41

know

21:53

basically i'm playing air guitar with a real guitar that's really good dude

21:57

well that's that's the amp

21:59

and the fact that somebody set up my strat what do you mean but that you didn't

22:03

know you're supposed

22:03

to play with dude i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing and

22:06

how'd you learn how to do

22:07

this uh i hang out in a room alone it's sort of dark and lonely but really yeah

22:13

when did you learn

22:14

this though this is part of the thing i do a bunch of things that i did i don't

22:20

do with other people

22:21

right i just learn right but when did you learn this how long ago i don't even

22:25

know some of it in

22:26

the last year but but when did you start playing guitar you're being quiet no i

22:30

don't like i don't

22:31

like it i'm gonna call you out on this i don't okay very uncomfortable i've had

22:33

a guard i've had a

22:35

guitar since i was go after yourself i had a guitar since i was 15 but i don't

22:40

know when okay yeah i'm

22:41

playing forever but you're self-taught but yeah and then you have these like

22:44

plateaus where suddenly

22:45

you take your head out of your ass well hendrix was self-taught you know almost

22:49

all of the really

22:50

great steve rayvon i believe was self-taught albert king was self-taught it's

22:53

it's all of these guys

22:55

were like on the next level where are they going to learn it from you know who

22:59

creates a danny gatton or a

23:01

roy buchanan nobody knows um i don't know who those guys are but i'll trust you

23:04

they'll blow your mind

23:06

will they i wonder how gary learned gary clark jr gary clark did you learn

23:11

psycho what does it say

23:13

self-taught bitch whoa so i can't do that stuff but the point that that i'm

23:19

starting to come to is i

23:22

realize when different communities behave differently they're angry jealous

23:27

communities and they're open

23:28

hearted we're glad to have you on board communities and i could not believe the

23:33

quality of the people

23:34

who reached out to me to give me encouragement for whatever stupid and this

23:37

thing i don't know how to

23:38

hold a pick i don't know how to do this stuff with a pick i just can't i think

23:43

as long as the sound is

23:44

good they don't care is that correct i think more than that i think that the

23:48

idea is that there's this

23:49

one of us thing like okay i can see that he's spent time in the trenches trying

23:55

to figure out what we do

23:57

and most people don't care and he does you know and so the idea is um you know

24:03

i did a guitar podcast

24:05

recently and i just expected this other thing which is like what do you mean by

24:10

you did a guitar podcast

24:11

ryan roxy for alice cooper says i want you on the podcast as a fellow guitarist

24:16

yeah so like joe satriani

24:19

you know was sitting in that chair and then here i am saying like wow well but

24:25

in part um when people

24:27

are like fans of i mean you do comedy you do acting you do jujitsu you do so

24:33

many different things that

24:37

you know that there's some things that you don't do at the same level as other

24:40

things yeah when people

24:41

see that you're like taking an interest like if i found out that you were you

24:45

know a um a road

24:47

racing but you know bicyclist or something like that people would be like wow

24:51

joe joe's one of us

24:52

they're happy to have you on board i feel what you're saying yeah yeah

24:56

especially like weird esoteric

24:59

things you know weird like mandolin for example whenever i do something on mandolin

25:04

you know i have all

25:06

these people oh i'm one of those people too i have a mandolin you know it's

25:09

probably pretty rare right

25:10

how many people are playing mandolin i don't know it it was it was competitive

25:14

with the guitar in the

25:15

late 1800s i think and then the guitar sort of just blew it out of the water

25:22

but there's a new thing

25:23

called octave mandolin which is down an entire octave so it doesn't have that

25:27

kind of really bright

25:28

tinny sound so i'm going to pursue the octave mandolin and see whether is there

25:33

any benefit in a kid

25:35

learning how to play the recorder it seems like they're just with those kids

25:39

when they give them

25:39

a recorder well i look there's some cool stuff from like telemon if you're

25:43

really into right but

25:44

like no one plays professional recorder right can you get chicks with a

25:47

recorder i don't know i don't

25:48

know if you can you you you would get those chicks anyway well you know the

25:52

scene with belushi

25:53

and the guitar yes i can't you have to be very careful what you play i know we

25:57

all do i love that scene

25:59

it's so real it's so real sorry yeah it's so real i've been at a party where a

26:04

guy busts out a guitar

26:05

and starts singing and you're like oh my god who are you what have you done

26:10

well what are the skills that you would want to acquire at this uh um i think

26:17

music would be really

26:18

interesting to learn either play the piano or play the guitar i just don't have

26:22

the time yeah i don't

26:23

have the time i i don't have the time to do the things that i already do you

26:27

know how about hyper

26:28

accelerating one of those things like getting somebody who understands your

26:31

brain because

26:32

you're a great learner i'm good at listening yep i look like uh but you're

26:37

beginner's mindset a lot

26:39

yeah well i think it's helpful i do a lot of things from scratch you know like

26:42

i think uh that's

26:45

how i got good at jujitsu is listening i didn't get good at jujitsu because i

26:48

figured it out myself i get

26:49

good because my friend eddie eddie bravo was a great coach and and my original

26:53

instructor jean jock

26:54

machado is a great coach i just listen to them what made eddie a great jujitsu

26:58

intellectual eddie

27:00

thinks way outside the box way way way outside the box and he's just real

27:05

creative you know because

27:07

he's uh he's a musician like that's that's what he does outside of uh comedy

27:12

yeah he's done comedy too

27:14

he actually he was always really funny and i try to get him to do comedy like

27:18

way back in the day

27:19

and he did a few open mics but it was just too harrowing for him but then when

27:22

he started doing

27:24

a lot of seminars and got really comfortable teaching because he became a jujitsu

27:30

instructor

27:31

and started teaching for a living then he got much more comfortable in front of

27:35

large groups of people

27:36

and then he started doing stand-up again within the last five or six five years

27:41

or so something like

27:42

that and then he's very funny he's just a funny guy like me and him hang out we

27:47

laugh so hard

27:49

he's like other than joey diaz i probably laugh harder with eddie bravo than

27:53

anybody that i know

27:54

but he's just he thinks different than people and sometimes it's a problem he

27:58

starts like entertaining

27:59

some ideas that are completely preposterous and he goes deep with them because

28:04

he's figured out a way

28:05

with jujitsu to take ideas that a lot of people didn't think were good yeah and

28:09

figured out a way to

28:10

tap people out with those ideas like he took some ideas and he said no you just

28:14

gotta like

28:15

like for instance here's a perfect example like there's certain kicks that um

28:21

if you just showed

28:23

someone it they would say well that's not practical right you're not going to

28:26

be able to do that the

28:27

problem is you just haven't reached a proficiency like maybe like a stephen

28:31

wonderboy thompson or

28:32

something like that where it will become practical like a specific kick is like

28:36

a spinning wheel kick

28:38

it's a wild cool looking kick looks great in a bruce lee movie right wonderboy

28:42

thompson he's he's a famous

28:43

mixed martial arts fighter he pulls that off in fights because he's a 57 and 0

28:50

kickboxer and one of the best

28:51

strikers that's ever competed in mixed martial arts so his proficiency in

28:55

striking is so elite that he

28:57

can do things that if you just taught some people would say that's impractical

29:02

that'll never work in

29:04

a fight but it will work in a fight if you reach the highest level of proficiency

29:08

and eddie had that

29:09

same mindset with jujitsu techniques and he figured out a way to make some

29:12

techniques that a lot of people

29:14

thought were impractical not just possible but really um very uh and repeatable

29:21

yes not just repeatable but high percentage okay like especially if you if

29:26

someone is in a situation

29:28

where they don't understand what's happening so they don't understand what's in

29:32

danger or where

29:33

the counters are or where you know where you're trapped he's just real creative

29:38

you know but again

29:40

like he gets him tripped up like he starts believing some wacky shit but then

29:43

he gets out of it he'll let

29:45

things go after a while but you know he it's because he entertains ideas and he'll

29:49

he'll because he

29:50

doesn't trust mainstream thought well so mainstream thought whether it's in jujitsu

29:56

or mainstream

29:56

thought whether it's in economics or whatever are we all struggling with this a

29:59

little bit like

30:00

there's no part of the mainstream that looks at all credible to me anymore well

30:04

it's real wacky now

30:06

right and here's a here's a wacky one where the new york times uh is they they're

30:12

debunking this idea

30:14

that the wuhan lab may have been the source of covid when they're like when all

30:20

these different people

30:22

are talking about it we've been on this for forever we have been on it forever

30:25

what it's

30:25

it's extraordinary is the the new york times is still saying debunked claims

30:31

with no evidence

30:33

whatsoever you know saga and jetty from the rising in the hill had this whole

30:37

piece about it on his uh

30:39

youtube channel i love what they're doing they're the best they're the best

30:41

well he's got two channels

30:42

have you been on either uh well i've i've only had him on here and crystal

30:47

together but what i like

30:48

that was what you guys did right at the beginning of that where they explained

30:51

what happens i didn't

30:52

mean to cut you off that's okay um what happens in the cycle when your team

30:56

wins and your team loses

30:57

and how but they've both broken out of that and they've thrown that away yes

31:00

that was that was 10

31:02

minutes yeah that i needed to hear that you i thought you broke new you the

31:05

three of you guys broke

31:07

really new ground they're what we need there's a reasonable person on the left

31:11

and a reasonable

31:12

person on the right and they're both committed to honesty above all right they

31:16

might have different

31:17

philosophical coming together crystal is coming towards saga because she's

31:22

seeing yes the rot on

31:23

the left yes what my hope is is that she's going to be um a credible

31:29

progressive who's rejecting all

31:32

this nonsense progressivism yeah i think i think you're right she's very smart

31:36

and so is he and the

31:37

two of them together wonderful what were you going to say before i catch up

31:39

what i was going to say is

31:41

they were talking about how the new york times is is talking about this deep i

31:45

forget who they were

31:46

quoting who who was uh entertaining this ideal is that what cdc that's right

31:52

the cdc guy that he was

31:54

uh entertaining this idea this uh this debunked idea of this emanating from a

32:00

lab but it's not debunked

32:02

not only is it not debunked it's more possible than ever but the problem is the

32:06

idea was originally

32:08

associated with donald trump so these motherfuckers at the new york times still

32:12

have it in their head

32:13

that they can't admit i don't know that that's what's going on what do you

32:16

think it is well that

32:18

what they do it's a weird move we should tell people exactly what what they're

32:22

saying okay the the

32:23

the former head of the cdc is saying that it's more probable than not he's not

32:29

saying it's absolute

32:31

he's saying it's more probable than not that it escaped from a lab right and he

32:35

details it and he actually

32:36

predates it he goes pre uh you know he goes like deep into september and october

32:42

he believes it might

32:44

have emanated around that time started spreading they the reason why is and it

32:49

all makes total sense

32:50

this is a very unusual laboratory the laboratory had been cited in 2018 for

32:55

safety protocol violations

32:57

the laboratory works on the exact same kinds of coronaviruses that caused this

33:04

worldwide pandemic

33:06

on bats they work on bat coronaviruses and this is one of two level four labs

33:12

that are in this area

33:14

so this this whole thing is so it's so much more likely that it emanated from

33:18

the lab but the problem

33:20

is the the narrative was donald trump is racist donald trump calls it the china

33:26

virus donald trump says

33:28

it came from a lab it can't have come from a lab because donald trump's always

33:31

wrong

33:33

that's one possibility i'm worried about something beyond that what are you

33:36

worried about the way

33:38

that they make this move is that they synonymize the lab leak hypothesis with a

33:44

synthetic virus engineered

33:46

from scratch so in other words the idea of like maybe somebody growing uh

33:52

horseshoe bat coronavirus in

33:54

human lung tissue to accelerate natural selection because like we don't know

33:58

how to engineer it but if you let

34:00

if you let natural selection engineer it you can accelerate that right so

34:04

instead of saying um we

34:08

don't know what to make of accelerated natural selection in a lab leaking they

34:13

try to make this

34:14

move which is like you know there's no sign that this was engineered in a lab

34:17

you're like okay well you

34:19

changed what the hypothesis is in order to say what you're saying to protect

34:24

your future credibility and

34:25

the thing that i'm really freaking out about you've been talking about it brett's

34:28

been talking about i've

34:29

been talking about all sorts of people have been talking about this one for a

34:32

year

34:32

i increasingly think that none of these organizations think that they owe us

34:38

any kind of truth

34:39

that when they get caught it's just like yeah of course we had to say that like

34:42

what yeah you know

34:45

like this time magazine article about of course we fortified the election you

34:50

what oh yeah we fortified it

34:53

oh i trump was right about a conspiracy like in the article quoting that who

34:58

are they quoting that

34:59

said they've they fortified the election there was apparently some entire group

35:04

under one guy with

35:05

hundreds of activists who told their people don't riot in the streets have a

35:10

dance party instead

35:13

i would highly recommend it's time magazine i read the i read the the the blurb

35:18

about the fortifying

35:20

and i was like hmm yeah that's a disturbing quote but what does it mean what

35:24

did that what are they

35:25

trying what they mean with their the claim of the article is we went right up

35:30

to the door meddling with

35:32

the election but all we cared about was free and fair and we had a huge

35:37

conspiracy so donald trump

35:39

wasn't wrong there was a huge conspiracy but we are so committed to democracy

35:43

that even though we

35:44

hate donald trump with a passion that you know won't let go 24 7 uh we still

35:48

would never do anything

35:50

against an election the problem is with a guy like trump you can almost justify

35:54

some horrible

35:56

horse if you claim that you're you have to fight all enemies foreign and

36:01

domestic and you claim that he's

36:02

a russian asset you're pretty much saying that you have to do something drastic

36:07

yeah and so the number

36:08

of things that people claim is what the problem is because they're not all

36:11

compatible and and what i'm

36:13

trying to get it more broadly is over and over i see the same move which is

36:18

deny deny deny we get caught

36:20

yeah limited hangout yeah we did that that's the kind of stuff we do because we

36:25

have to do it but i don't

36:26

think they're saying they got caught i think they're saying that what we did

36:29

was make sure the election

36:31

was fair it was i think the concept of a limited hangout where you know that

36:36

something is too big to

36:37

hold back so you push a part of it into the public not all of it that's the

36:41

limited and you let the

36:43

public think okay well now you know the truth and it stops there and then they

36:47

stop asking questions

36:48

because they've got a new toy to play with have you been paying attention to

36:51

the border crisis

36:52

shit um where it's not bad when democrats do it it's not bad when democrats do

36:56

it and it's even worse

36:58

than when trump was doing it but it's still not bad it's bad i don't know how

37:02

to be a logical democrat

37:03

anymore yeah i don't know how to do it either i don't i don't like politically

37:07

homeless i'm politically

37:08

homeless now and these people have done it because it's it's a low iq movement

37:13

or it's a high uh

37:17

it's a low integrity movement or it's a low iq movement it can't be it can't be

37:21

high iq high

37:21

integrity you and i had a conversation on this very podcast and i said that i

37:25

would vote for trump

37:26

before i would vote for biden i remember didn't want and people got mad at me i

37:29

didn't wind up

37:30

voting for either one i voted for joe jorgensen because i'm like this is almost

37:34

like a protest vote

37:35

yeah i did the same but my point was exactly what we're experiencing right now

37:40

the guy does press

37:41

conferences and they're like something out of a macabre movie i feel like i'm

37:47

terrified it's like

37:48

grandpa's at the wheel dude and he's not on his medication this is nuts man it's

37:52

nuts here and then

37:53

now they're calling it they're not calling it the biden administration anymore

37:56

they're calling it the

37:57

biden harris administration which to me is like letting you know that there's

38:03

only a matter of time

38:04

before it's president harris this kid in florida i'm a i'm i'm a something you

38:09

know didn't say caretaker

38:10

president but uh you know i'm i'm just sort of here to warm the seat you're the

38:15

future

38:16

you're just thinking like okay you're the oldest president in american history

38:20

by a long shot

38:21

why do we need a oh transitional i'm a transition but here's the thing bernie's

38:26

older than him

38:27

right jimmy carter's still in the play in the game jimmy carter's still in the

38:32

game because

38:32

he could do a second term yeah he's only a thousand years old he just got over

38:36

cancer we just

38:37

i'm just i'm hoping that i'm joking joking i hope so but bernie is lucid that's

38:43

my point i believe

38:44

bernie is at least biden's age am i correct or is he older older he's older but

38:50

very lucid yeah when

38:51

he talks he talks clearly and you know and apparently he said he's gonna run

38:55

again which is kind of crazy

38:57

so he's gonna what is he gonna do like how is that gonna work he's gonna go

39:01

independent

39:01

why can't we have anyone younger than us i'm 55 i i could vote for tulsi yes i

39:11

could vote for tulsi

39:12

you know who i think has a shot is the governor of florida okay i think he has

39:17

a shot i really do

39:19

um maybe this is gonna depress me too much maybe it will i mean i don't know

39:23

what you have to do

39:26

to uh run the country correctly what you can't do is what trump did is is say

39:33

you to the people that

39:35

don't agree with you he's he didn't unite people he was like i'm doing it and i'm

39:39

kicking ass and

39:40

you're coming with me and everybody's like yeah all the trumpsters were like

39:43

yeah but everybody else

39:44

is like ah this he riled them up he made them angry he made them furious i

39:49

understand but we can't have

39:51

any solution that could work so we have to select from this menu of the unworkable

39:56

people right well

39:57

i don't know if that's necessarily true it's just what we have at the moment it's

40:01

like you go to a

40:02

restaurant and you're like well all they ever have is hamburger that's just

40:05

what's on the menu

40:06

currently like you know another manager could take over this restaurant and

40:09

they could expand the menu

40:11

i was in cambridge massachusetts for almost 20 years and uh there was cafe algiers

40:15

and had soup of the

40:15

day and we always used to ask because every single day for 20 years it was lentil

40:20

soup every day every

40:21

day soup of the day was lentil soup well cambridge is a mess really yeah came

40:25

in a crazy place yeah you're

40:26

from massachusetts yeah i used to catch rising star all right that was like the

40:30

weirdest place to perform

40:31

it's like that was the beginning of the pc movement it was like the pc movement

40:34

in the 80s

40:35

was like the first warning shots of wokeness what we're experiencing now

40:39

actually if you go back to

40:42

clint eastwood uh in one of the dirty harry uh movies he's it's a really

40:48

interesting scene where

40:50

he's told that he has to uh approve new candidates for the force for detective

40:54

and there's a female

40:55

candidate and he's not happy but the reason he's not happy is super subtle he

41:00

asked how can how fast can

41:02

you run the 100 like his his thing is not about male versus female right it's

41:07

like don't don't touch the

41:10

requirements yeah and well that's how people feel about the military they're

41:14

they're lowering standards

41:16

of military physical tests right to uh enable more women to get involved and

41:22

the out of shape people

41:24

that's what i want i want more septuages no ageism in the special forces yeah jesus

41:30

christ well uh tim

41:32

kennedy had a post about this recently because um there was someone who is uh

41:37

he was hired by the

41:39

pentagon for some sort of diversity role right and they just let him go because

41:43

they found out that he

41:44

had some posts uh that were very questionable on social media about hitler and

41:49

trump and then so they got

41:50

rid of them they moved into a new but but the point was that there there's no

41:54

tim kennedy's point was

41:55

there's no room for the concept of diversity with trained killers it was like

42:00

our job is killing

42:01

people where there's no room for woke politics or political correctness like we're

42:06

there to get

42:07

done what are you doing jamie got something for us oh he is like we're our job

42:12

is to get done and and

42:14

and kill bad people right like there's no room for diversity you know we don't

42:18

need to send a uh

42:19

fucking south pacific trans man in to do the job because it would make

42:24

everybody look good in the

42:25

newspaper like you get the best killer for the job and they're the ones who

42:29

complete the task well but

42:30

so the idea is no relaxation of standards totally requirements yeah yeah that's

42:34

i mean that's what

42:35

buds is right when they when they choose seals it's a ruthless elimination of

42:40

anybody that's going to quit

42:42

and that they you need that you can't you can't lighten that up at all because

42:46

then you won't have

42:47

seals right you'll have some fake thing that you've you've you've created some

42:52

just you know it's like

42:53

fight training or marathon running or you you can't say you know like you don't

42:58

have to run the full 26

43:00

miles because you know you're uh this or that you know like no you gotta this

43:05

is this is the standard

43:06

this is what it is the person who wins wins like that's how it goes it's like

43:11

you got to get under

43:11

three hours or whatever the they can do it now isn't there a guy who could do

43:14

it in two hours

43:15

isn't there a dude isn't that the new the new uh you can do what in two hours

43:20

the marathon yeah

43:21

yeah the the new yeah they made a way for him to break it and like with some

43:25

funky shoes right

43:26

they did a lot of work to get it happen but it did happen and he's a beast on

43:29

top of that correct yes

43:34

you can't lighten standards man yeah you can't discourage competition because

43:37

the people that

43:38

you would like to see succeed aren't succeeding there's a place for everybody

43:42

and also you know

43:43

life is a giant spectrum of activities and disciplines and and and you know and

43:49

things

43:50

that people are in enjoying you can't you can't decide that you don't have

43:55

enough of these people in

43:56

this so you're gonna change what it is it's not enough people in basketball we're

44:00

gonna slow it down

44:01

right and what are you gonna do you know you can't action for white ballplayers

44:06

you can't do that you

44:07

can't you know it's like it is what it is yeah okay i'm with you i'm with you

44:13

and uh the problem

44:15

is if you say that you're a racist or a sexist why don't you just agree that we're

44:19

all of those things

44:21

pay the fine and get on with it but we're not i well none of those things which

44:24

doesn't matter right

44:26

yeah i think that the thing that i don't want to do is i don't want to pay the

44:29

tax every day

44:30

of course joe i'm not saying this right that's what they want you to do what's

44:34

the people that

44:34

are woke what it is is a forced compliance to an ideology and they'll bully you

44:40

into compliance before

44:41

they will hear your terms they will bully you into compliance and that's what

44:44

happened with your

44:45

brother on clubhouse yeah they bullied him into a specific conversation before

44:51

they allowed him to

44:51

speak yeah islam for example has a lot of overhead in the name of all of the

44:55

compassionate the merciful

44:56

and muhammad peace be upon but they just write pbuh so they only use up four

45:00

characters so they

45:01

don't do the whole thing but it's important we should be able but what i'm

45:04

trying to say is we

45:05

should be able to say something like pbuh about the whole thing that we have to

45:09

say every time we

45:10

want to have an opinion because it's just too expensive the overhead is killing

45:14

us i see what you're

45:15

saying yeah i i like all usual caveats i all i want to say is all usual caveats

45:22

and then i want to

45:23

abbreviate that so i go i'll give you a copy and then i can get on with what i'm

45:26

saying my hope is that

45:27

the outrage olympics will be exhausting for people yeah and they'll eventually

45:33

come out on the other end

45:35

and realize that what's important is just be nice just be nice and be a good

45:40

person and and and stop

45:41

bullshitting people how long is this taking i mean the late 60s were over the

45:47

problem is it's weaponized

45:49

i know right like accusations are weaponized and anytime something happens you

45:54

can politicize that

45:55

event and and use it but it's so effing boring i can't stand how boring it's

46:00

not just boring it's

46:02

dangerous dangerous and well this is the thing right it's it's these twin

46:06

people talk about this in terms of

46:07

like combat you know dangerous and boring and the it's much more dangerous the

46:14

more bored you get

46:15

because mostly nothing's happening right and that's the thing that uh you know

46:20

i wrote an entire article

46:21

about this with kayfabe which is that you in order to get wrestling to be

46:25

exciting you had to move away

46:26

from actual wrestling and that's the origin of professional wrestling right is

46:30

that matches would last too long

46:32

and then mostly nothing would happen and then somebody be crippled for life

46:35

yeah yeah yeah wasn't a good

46:38

business model yeah um it's just we're at a weird time where people are pushing

46:44

narratives and uh and then

46:47

other people are joining in because that narrative fits along with their

46:52

ideology even though they know

46:54

there's some horse right to what that narrative is like a good example is um do

47:00

you wear that 65 year

47:01

old woman that got beaten up in new york city it's a sad story because this guy

47:07

is all caught on security

47:08

camera there's this guy he's kicking he kicks the 65 year old woman down and

47:13

kicks her when she's down

47:15

stomps her and just it's horrific and there's these three guys at least two

47:19

guys that are watching and they

47:21

do nothing they're inside the building and they're watching like this carjacking

47:24

video where the guy's

47:25

just filming and doing nothing yeah but anyway this guy is kicking this woman

47:30

while these two guys watch

47:32

and then de blasio goes on tv and he blames it on trump he blames it on the

47:38

white house and the

47:39

current administration because it was an asian woman but what it what it was

47:44

was a guy who was released

47:46

from prison who had stabbed his mother to death so the guy was he was criminally

47:52

insane and because of

47:53

these liberal ideas about rehabilitation so i can't and murder this guy had

47:59

only done i think he'd only

48:00

done like 10 10 10 or 12 years in jail for stabbing his mom to death and so

48:06

they let him go and what

48:07

does he do he finds some woman and kicks the out of her was now here's where it

48:12

gets weird did he kick

48:13

the shit out of her because she was asian because he was aware of the

48:17

propaganda against asian people

48:19

that he that de blasio believes was influenced by donald trump's portrayal of

48:24

the virus as being the

48:26

chinese virus i don't know i can't i don't know but but every time we consider

48:29

the point is but the

48:30

point is yeah the reason why that guy did that is because he's criminally

48:34

insane it's not because

48:35

of donald trump the reason why that guy did that is because he shouldn't have

48:37

been on the street yeah

48:38

but he's a bad but they're forcing us to talk about it over and over there the

48:42

more we have to debunk

48:43

this stuff it's just a fire hose of debunkable stuff and everything takes a

48:48

half an hour to explain

48:49

what somebody screwed up in form but i think it's good to talk about because

48:54

then and then people

48:55

realize like okay what is why would he say that well because he's a bad mayor

48:59

he's a bad mayor he's bad

49:00

at his job he's you saw the video that he put out about how we have to bring

49:04

back new york city

49:04

with culture did you see that you want to you want to see the craziest thing

49:08

you've ever seen in your

49:09

life all right jamie find that it's on my uh twitter page it is it seems like a

49:14

sketch from snl back

49:15

when snl was funny it is snl still funny sometimes i shouldn't have said that

49:20

it goes for periods where

49:22

it is yeah it isn't well it's hard to do 90 minutes of live shit every week but

49:27

the point is it seems like

49:28

a sketch it seems like a parody you it's you know here's what it seems like it

49:32

seems like a scene in a

49:34

coen brothers movie where a mayor is out of his mind go go full screen and give

49:38

me some volume

49:39

because this is completely crazy watch this you're not gonna believe this

49:45

so people just listening to recovery that brings back there's people dancing in

49:53

the energy of this

49:53

city completely out of sync to be a part of and we're going to do that we're

49:57

going to really bring

49:58

back the heart and soul in new york city we need our arts and culture back and

50:01

we need people to see it and

50:02

feel it to participate in it to know that that essence of new york city has not

50:07

been defeated

50:09

by the coronavirus but will come back strong in 2021 month after month in 2021

50:14

as you see the city

50:15

come back to life culture will lead the way open culture is another thing if

50:20

you saw the video of

50:21

this you would know how preposterous this is and then this guy is talking about

50:26

they're doing

50:27

i mean they got the lispiest most uh hispanic gentleman they could find to

50:33

speak about this

50:34

hashtag open culture and so listen to this music it's it's terrible and what

50:41

are these people doing

50:43

what is this dance so they're spending money on this so this is the the city's

50:47

falling apart

50:49

restaurants are disappearing left and right small businesses are disappearing

50:52

left and right 90 of

50:54

all the moving trucks are going out of new york city and this is this is his

50:59

solution to this because

51:00

these people don't have any respect for business they they somehow or another

51:04

think this money falls out

51:06

of trees and that you just need to redistribute this money because the rich

51:11

people they have too much of

51:12

it so redistribute this money and the way we're going to redistribute it we're

51:15

going to open up

51:16

culture and we're going to bring back dance like what the is that like what is

51:20

that imagine

51:22

that you are the mayor of one of the biggest cities on planet earth and that's

51:27

your solution

51:28

like this is a big video that you put together and you have these people

51:32

dancing and doing all this

51:33

it's so uncoordinated the music is so bad it seems like a sketch this is what

51:38

you're dealing with and

51:40

this is the same guy that was saying that donald trump was responsible for this

51:43

criminally insane person

51:45

who kicked the out of this poor old lady can't like i i listen to this stuff joe

51:51

and i i just despair

51:54

i know what we're capable of i know how amazing we are as human beings and i

51:59

and i watched this stuff

52:01

like imagine you had palobulus right you ever seen palobulus what's palobulus

52:07

can i say this yeah

52:09

jamie pull that up pull up palobulus jamie it seems like an old greek guy that

52:15

i'm not aware of yeah

52:17

one of the great dance philosophers of all time palobulus palobulus okay jamie

52:21

you're not aware of it

52:22

either good i don't feel alone i i i know what you're saying i mean it's

52:27

terrible even if you're

52:28

going to make a wrong point you're in new york city how much great dance is

52:31

there you know you're right

52:33

i've seen stuff on the subway using the polls and everything that's available

52:37

yes blow my yeah guaranteed

52:40

they could have had break dancers out there they could they could have had hip-hop

52:43

guys out there doing

52:44

like stance elements guys and it would have been amazing what do you got you

52:48

got something crazy why

52:50

smiling i'm not sure what i'm looking up palobulus dance okay that's all right

52:55

palobulus dance is this

52:56

palobulus there he goes we are palobulus

52:59

oh wow yeah okay so these are talented dancers yeah yeah this is difficult yeah

53:08

it's really

53:08

unbelievably difficult unbelievably gorgeous beautiful difficult okay if you

53:13

saw that as an example

53:16

that can blow your mind very quickly and sure yeah yeah for sure yeah no i'm

53:22

not against dance i got

53:24

your point but that was that thing was nonsense but here's what i think it's

53:27

almost better yeah when

53:29

it's irrefutable when the nonsense like de blasio's video or him saying that

53:34

this guy who got out of jail

53:36

recently for stabbing his mother to death that the reason why he kicked the

53:39

show this asian lady was

53:40

because of donald trump this guy might not have even known donald trump was a

53:43

thing did you see my graph

53:46

from like google ngrams which was uh diversity and inclusion usage versus most

53:51

qualified and they

53:53

cross in 2017 and most qualified is going down and diversity inclusion is going

53:57

through the roof you

53:59

know like we can talk about this but i want to know every cool thing that you

54:05

know and like this

54:06

it's just dumb it is and it's corroding my soul but it's happening i'm getting

54:12

worse it's like it's

54:12

like playing tennis with people who can't play tennis right and you used to be

54:15

really good at tennis and

54:17

now like when you fight people do you want to fight people who suck no you

54:21

certainly you're going to get

54:21

injured well worse than that you're going to get a false sense of your

54:25

abilities yeah and you're also going to

54:27

degree like all sorts of bad things jamie's got something else going on i was

54:30

looking this up this

54:31

is what i was seeing that he blames the state parole system oh well he's right

54:36

about that but what i saw

54:37

him was saying that it was donald trump my incorrect here i tried to find even

54:41

him blaming trump for it

54:42

and wasn't seeing well he was blaming what happened in dc that's what he was

54:46

saying and someone someone

54:48

had a video exposing that that it was not as well it could have just if that's

54:52

true well he's correct here

54:53

he blames the state parole system well then i take it back because he's

54:56

absolutely right with that

54:57

there's no way that guy should have been let out maybe he had one statement on

55:01

it and now today he's

55:03

released a different one because he wasn't standing in front of these flags

55:06

like this was a different

55:07

scene i believe and you saw that carjacking in dc i did this is i'll take this

55:12

back then because he's

55:13

definitely correct there's no way that guy should have been on parole that guy

55:17

murdered his mother

55:19

you know and then he attacked that lady in in midtown so maybe i'm wrong maybe

55:27

i maybe got duped because

55:28

i watched a whole video where they were explaining what was i forget i don't

55:31

even remember who who was

55:33

hosting the video but they were talking about how wrong his perspective is on

55:39

that hey uh but i did see

55:43

the the the guy that got his car car i just i just despaired the fact that the

55:48

girl you know that's

55:49

what jamie correct i guess this is for an older thing though this is from 2016

55:53

where he's blaming

55:53

trump and hate speech for rising hate crimes so no that was a different one

55:57

okay well i don't think he

55:59

necessarily said trump he was just talking about well i don't know i'm not sure

56:04

but the point is yeah he's

56:06

right he's right he's right it is the parole system that did that but this uh

56:12

this carjacking this is

56:13

these are my perspective on the carjacking is different because they're a 13

56:17

year old and a 15

56:18

year old kid they're children can they freshen you yeah yeah yeah i mean you're

56:22

talking about

56:23

you know re a really unfortunate situation where you have these young kids

56:29

that stole this uber driver's car and he tried to stop that from happening and

56:34

wound up dying it's

56:35

horrific if you've never seen the video please don't watch it it's hard it's

56:39

horrible well the

56:40

part hardest part for me is where the girl says my phone is in the car yeah and

56:43

and the guy is dead

56:45

nobody cares about the guy thrown from the car like the the the troops or the

56:49

national guard doesn't

56:50

seem to care the girls don't seem to care i don't think the national guard at

56:54

that moment

56:55

necessarily knew what happened well it was very confusing but you know yeah she

56:58

practically trips

56:59

over the guy trying to get to her phone in the car no it's awful it's it's

57:02

certainly awful but my soul

57:05

is corroding from all this stuff i'm watching this and i'm internalizing it and

57:08

i'm i know i'm supposed

57:09

to sort of take a step back i am so worried about the degradation of who we are

57:16

because we can't figure

57:17

out how to say no mas i i think this is different see the the the i'm not in

57:23

any way exonerating those

57:26

young girls who stole that car and killed that guy but i think the national

57:29

guard people that pulled up

57:31

on the scene i don't think they knew what happened i don't think they had it

57:33

there's no way they could

57:34

have known these girls confusing situation this guy's dead the car's flipped

57:38

over the girls are in shock

57:40

right the girl's saying where's my phone like i i don't blame the the guard

57:44

guys probably are horrified

57:46

once they realized that this these girls had stole this guy's car and i don't

57:51

if you're a 13 year old

57:52

kid and you steal a car and all of a sudden the guy's dead you're probably you're

57:57

probably your whole

57:58

life is probably yeah but what i'm worried about you probably have no idea what

58:02

the just happened

58:03

i'm worried about something i'm calling video game mode which is the more i

58:07

stare at my screen and

58:08

then i have to contact switch between my screen and real life my screen real

58:12

life yeah the more real life

58:13

feels like my screen the more i can't tell the difference and it's not that i'm

58:17

dumb it's that's

58:18

my pro my evolutionary programming doesn't know anything about this screen i

58:22

know what you're

58:22

saying and what my concern is is that we don't feel our own life and our own

58:27

interest anymore like

58:29

we don't realize what we're doing we imagine that we are characters in a video

58:33

game there's always a

58:34

restart there's always some exploit that you can use to start again and i'm

58:42

increasingly feeling like

58:44

reality is slipping away from us because the phone it's a little bit like what

58:49

happened with porn we

58:50

thought that porn was going to habituate us to like non-standard sexual

58:54

practices and to an extent it did

58:56

but i don't think what we really understood is that it was going to rewire us

58:59

so that it was very

59:00

difficult to get aroused about anything because it changes your hedonic

59:04

thresholds i think the same

59:06

thing is true for real for real life versus the phone the phone is in some

59:10

sense so much more intense

59:11

for most people that that environment starts to blot out the feeling of being

59:18

fully alive so you you think

59:21

that the reason why they were so desensitized i can't say that because it's

59:26

shock it's a crazy

59:27

situation it's the first few seconds fog can be the explanation however i

59:32

increasingly see people

59:33

like the capitol hill thing on january 6th very clearly that woman was you know

59:40

dealing with a loaded

59:41

pistol right and you see the guy who's holding the gun take the finger and

59:48

bring it inside the trigger guard

59:51

and then he goes back out because he's like pointing it at her and he

59:55

understands what he's doing it's

59:57

like please don't advance and she she has an idea that somehow she's protected

1:00:02

because she's part of

1:00:03

this romantic yeah story in her own mind and yeah i see what you're saying you

1:00:09

know i i really believe

1:00:11

that the viking and like all of the trump you know and all of the stuff people

1:00:16

don't feel fully alive

1:00:18

they don't realize we are actually attacking the capitol building of the united

1:00:21

states of america

1:00:22

that they didn't realize what they were doing while they were doing it i think

1:00:25

i don't think that's

1:00:26

true we're in a sort of live action role playing and i believe that you know

1:00:30

sometimes people probably

1:00:31

going to combat that way maybe i think those people genuinely thought that they

1:00:37

were patriots yep and i also

1:00:39

think a lot of them are genuinely not bright there's a lot of those guys that i

1:00:44

saw being interviewed where

1:00:45

they were talking about why they were doing out of it i watch people snap out a

1:00:49

lot of people like the

1:00:50

moment that i realized i was too far in and then such and such it was like you

1:00:53

caught up in the crowd

1:00:55

yeah you get caught up in the but also i watched people like particularly that

1:00:59

guy with the buffalo hat on

1:01:00

that got interviewed that's a dumb guy he's a dumb guy who is good at stringing

1:01:06

words together with you

1:01:08

know q anon themes the guy smiling with the podium with the lectern yeah yeah

1:01:13

there was a lot of that

1:01:14

going on these these are men mostly there's a few women but men who are unexceptional

1:01:22

that think they're

1:01:23

exceptional because they're tied into a thing that they believe is like a

1:01:27

movement yeah to uh to free

1:01:30

to i think they just believe democracy is being served in some strange well no

1:01:37

look there were two

1:01:38

narratives yeah there was a narrative called stop the steal and there was a

1:01:41

narrative called certify

1:01:42

the election and they avoided themselves as long as they possibly could and i

1:01:47

was watching them and i

1:01:48

did a tweet storm on january 4th because i could see january 6th was going to

1:01:52

be the arc point

1:01:53

very often you know when you say twitter isn't real life it really isn't up

1:01:57

until it arcs and

1:01:59

then you get a spark across it and then it becomes like real life yeah exactly

1:02:02

it is real life right

1:02:03

and so there are these twin narrative problems where you've got these two

1:02:07

incompatible worldviews

1:02:09

and these stories and they avoid each other like two guys circling each i'm

1:02:12

gonna you up yeah but

1:02:14

both of them know that like once we actually engage it's pretty unpredictable

1:02:18

what's about to happen

1:02:20

that's what i think you could see coming for january 6th it had to happen that

1:02:24

way in a weird way

1:02:25

because the the narratives that avoided each other for the maximal length of

1:02:29

time because nobody wanted

1:02:31

to have this out and then it was impossible to stop the two from arcing and the

1:02:37

plates got too close

1:02:38

together that's what i really believe i see what you're saying so what you're

1:02:41

saying is that you think that

1:02:44

there's two worlds that aren't communicating with each other and both of them

1:02:48

believe wholeheartedly

1:02:49

in what they're doing without listening to whatever might be reasonable that's

1:02:53

coming from the other

1:02:54

side and then they collide and there's no way of squaring the circle like at

1:02:58

some point there will be a

1:03:00

donald trump presidency or a joe biden presidency and once you realize that

1:03:04

your story has collapsed it's

1:03:06

it's like a doomsday cult you say it's going to end on such and such a day and

1:03:10

then it doesn't and

1:03:12

then what happens to the cult because everybody had the same concept i think

1:03:15

that if you look at like

1:03:16

if you listen to the audio from the jim jones uh jonestown massacre yeah it's

1:03:21

very clear that they got

1:03:22

caught up in a story that they couldn't get out of that's what happens in all

1:03:25

cults right yeah exactly

1:03:27

and the story becomes the software that you're running like there's this one

1:03:32

woman um named hyacinth

1:03:35

who hid under her bed and survived you know survived jonestown oh you know her

1:03:42

sister perished

1:03:44

um and somehow she ran a program that was different than the program ever

1:03:51

because you you have the

1:03:52

recordings people know that they're going to their death they know the software

1:03:55

is telling them that this

1:03:56

is the right thing it's it's a revolutionary suicide and i saw this with people

1:04:03

you know i was trying

1:04:04

to tell people because i i didn't believe the election was necessarily free and

1:04:07

fair but i also

1:04:07

didn't believe that it was stolen in the way that donald trump was saying it

1:04:12

was stolen i feel the exact

1:04:14

same way yeah so you know i was watching people who couldn't negotiate they

1:04:17

couldn't keep their footing

1:04:19

and this is you know they're also struggling to find like when they went around

1:04:25

with their team

1:04:26

exactly right i was going to say the same thing people who feel comfortable

1:04:29

being alone are in a

1:04:30

different situation than people who say well i have to pick a team constantly

1:04:34

right right and you

1:04:36

know the the greatest thing that has ever happened to me is the ability to

1:04:39

stand alone for some periods

1:04:41

of time i do need a family i need to be a part of something but there are times

1:04:45

when there is no team that

1:04:47

it represents reality we all need people we all do i hate to admit it but you're

1:04:52

right yeah we all need

1:04:53

loved ones and friends and people don't operate well that's why when you're in

1:04:57

prison the worst thing

1:04:59

they could do to you in prison is to leave you alone yeah you're in a fucking

1:05:03

cement building filled with

1:05:04

rapists and murderers the worst shit they can do is leave you alone it's a

1:05:07

really interesting point strange

1:05:09

we are uh very social animals but the one it's like the ones that can go the

1:05:16

longest in solitude and

1:05:19

just think by themselves there's a great benefit to that i was forced into it

1:05:23

because when i was a

1:05:24

when i was a kid we moved around a lot we moved when i was seven to san francisco

1:05:29

when i was 11 we

1:05:29

moved to florida when i was 13 we moved to boston i was forced to form my own

1:05:33

opinions about things

1:05:34

because i didn't have a steady group of friends where we all agreed on a

1:05:38

certain narrative right

1:05:39

that's a real problem with people in this country agreeing on a certain

1:05:42

narrative where you know

1:05:44

socially that you have a contract you have to uphold you're socially you're you're

1:05:49

you're in intertwined

1:05:51

with this narrative and you can't think outside the body if you say hey guys

1:05:55

you know i don't think

1:05:56

there's anything wrong with that like let's look at this logically they go what

1:05:58

the is wrong with you

1:06:00

and then you got a real problem because the people they people want compliance

1:06:04

this is what's going on

1:06:06

with wokeness okay what a lot of what wokeness is is these socially low status

1:06:15

people who are gaining

1:06:18

power right by enforcing this narrative and attacking people who don't enforce

1:06:23

the narrative right they're

1:06:24

bullying people who don't enforce the narrative you know you know the phrase

1:06:29

hurt people hurt people

1:06:31

yeah all the time well people have been bullied they tend to bully people

1:06:34

kidding and a lot of

1:06:35

fucking dorks when you know they've been pushed around in high school and

1:06:38

college and socially they've

1:06:40

been very awkward my god they get on that goddamn computer and they attack and

1:06:44

they love to attack well

1:06:46

tim ferris tried to do bigoteer and other people tried cry bullies so what's a

1:06:50

bigoteer bigoteer is

1:06:51

somebody who traffics oh that's that's it's pretty good right great phrase tim's

1:06:55

good yeah um but cry

1:06:57

bully is another one and hurt people hurt people all of these things get at

1:07:01

this concept and i do think

1:07:02

that this issue about how con what does it take to be alone for a long time and

1:07:08

then the part of the

1:07:09

problem is those of us who are very good at being alone for a long time can

1:07:13

overstay you can overstay being

1:07:15

you know and then you're next thing you know you're ted kaczynski well

1:07:17

mathematician yes

1:07:20

speaking of which i asked you for this date april 1st this is a favor to me

1:07:26

yeah why

1:07:27

i want you to have this what is this nonsense you give me a stack of papers

1:07:33

you know i don't like reading you're not gonna be able to read it oh this is

1:07:36

your new your unity theory

1:07:38

this is the first copy that got to version 1.0 i want you to have it and listen

1:07:45

you lost me there's

1:07:46

all these equations in here and jamie take this and make something out of it

1:07:50

what is this i believe

1:07:53

and this is the this is the hardest this is the hardest part um how do you have

1:07:58

time to do this

1:07:59

while you're still in clubhouse i'm not really in clubhouse it's a bot that low

1:08:04

quality stuff i push

1:08:07

um this is something that i've been uncomfortable about sharing i've been in a

1:08:14

what i call the ice

1:08:15

cave for about 37 years and i shared a little bit of it in 2013 and i shared a

1:08:19

little bit of it last

1:08:20

year april 1st and i am coming to grips with a story and in part you don't know

1:08:28

this but you've

1:08:29

been playing a large role in my thinking um about this and well that's a

1:08:36

problem no no i reviewed this

1:08:40

weird episode of you at the at the store when you took a break for seven years

1:08:46

and i looked at the courage

1:08:51

that you had to do that you had to have to do something unfunny in a funny

1:08:56

context i think it was an

1:08:58

incredibly difficult situation and i think i've been running from a similar

1:09:03

situation my whole life i

1:09:04

don't want to face certain unpleasant facts that are out of keeping with the

1:09:09

joy that i feel with the

1:09:10

love with the creativity that i feel and i don't want to let certain kinds of

1:09:16

negativity take over my life

1:09:18

and then i have this other thing which is i legitimately believe that if we are

1:09:24

not very careful

1:09:25

theoretical physics is coming to an end and i believe it is our only hope for

1:09:28

getting outside the solar

1:09:30

system when you have elon on and he talks about mars or bust and all this kind

1:09:33

of stuff

1:09:34

i cannot understand how mankind has gotten to the point where we are not

1:09:40

spending our efforts trying

1:09:41

to figure out how to spread out so that we don't self-extinguish on one two or

1:09:46

three rocks

1:09:48

it just doesn't make us any sense to me and the best hope we have is to go

1:09:53

beyond einstein and we're

1:09:56

we're losing the belief that we're capable of it we're so worried about the

1:10:02

professional norms and

1:10:03

humiliation and what's going to happen if we say something and what our

1:10:07

colleagues are going to say

1:10:09

and all of this stuff that we're self-censoring and we're silencing ourselves

1:10:13

because we'd rather be

1:10:17

in good standing on the titanic than risk saying holy we're in an iceberg field

1:10:22

let's think about how

1:10:24

we're going to survive this and i've been being a about this well what is it

1:10:30

explain what it is what

1:10:32

what is this thing that you you handed me what is this it is okay this is the

1:10:37

hardest thing for me to

1:10:38

say because i have to not hedge it i think it's the theory of everything and

1:10:42

what do you mean by that

1:10:43

there is a moment where you have to say this i believe about a radical

1:10:52

departure and you don't

1:10:53

want to say it because you want to hedge it it is jamie if you could bring that

1:10:59

up

1:11:01

and you go a little bit uh maybe two pages in is this available online so

1:11:06

someone can peruse it

1:11:07

in fact uh okay right there on the left

1:11:10

go down that table you see where it says x4 yes x4 is four parameters it could

1:11:21

be salty sweet

1:11:24

sour bitter it could be low uh treble medium uh base and volume and the

1:11:32

question that i took from

1:11:36

einstein was can we generate the world everything from something as innocuous

1:11:43

as four parameters

1:11:44

and if you think about a fertilized egg somebody can hand you a picture of an

1:11:48

embryo and in vitro

1:11:49

fertilization you're like well that's your that's your child to be you're like

1:11:52

get the out well that

1:11:55

fertilized egg somehow self-assembles into something that you cannot even

1:12:00

imagine

1:12:00

and that's a mystery the question is in some sense can four parameters

1:12:07

bootstrap itself and it jamie if you go to the first picture of the two hands

1:12:13

the escher sketch yeah

1:12:17

yeah that is this weird paradox can a piece of paper effectively will two hands

1:12:25

into drawing

1:12:26

each other into existence that's what i believe makes the theory of everything

1:12:30

so difficult i don't

1:12:31

think it's the wait a minute yeah piece of paper didn't will exactly hands into

1:12:36

exactly themselves

1:12:38

into existence that's the point is so not an idea mc escher had an idea of what

1:12:43

uh douglas hofstetter

1:12:44

called a strange loop and it's a depiction of something that can't happen but

1:12:51

in some sense at

1:12:52

least was conceived of as being happened being able to happen okay and so that's

1:12:58

what i tried to give

1:13:00

you which is i am scared to do this thing i've been avoiding this for let me

1:13:03

ask you this yeah what's

1:13:05

been the criticism of this well because people have criticized it right in one

1:13:10

year i've seen one

1:13:12

actual critique only one only one is that because you haven't looked for other

1:13:19

ones

1:13:19

nope i think two guys um i think it's two guys one of them is anonymous and i

1:13:25

refuse to deal with an

1:13:26

anonymous coward uh who critiques me uh came up with three basic criticisms and

1:13:33

they'll have more because

1:13:34

there'll be errors in this but two of the criticisms are inferential they

1:13:39

imagine that i'm doing something

1:13:41

that i'm not doing one of the criticisms is valid but it's something that i

1:13:44

would have brought up anyway

1:13:45

um the most astounding thing about their uh so-called paper is that it shows

1:13:54

that what i put out a year ago in

1:13:56

the lecture on youtube is understandable in other words they got from the

1:14:01

lecture

1:14:02

what the basic setup of this this theory is i want you to boil this down so

1:14:07

that someone who doesn't

1:14:08

understand physics at all great will understand this in a way that they could

1:14:13

maybe even explain to

1:14:15

someone else go to jamie pull pull that up jamie.com

1:14:19

try pull that up jamie.com

1:14:28

okay collection of videos in support of geometric unity epic troll

1:14:43

who put that uh um go to the bottom of this there is a team of people

1:14:49

um brooke dallas brandon stone boku a mysterious german who does amazing

1:14:55

graphics

1:14:56

tim the mirthless swagman from australia aardvark and nick who have been um let's

1:15:03

just go up to the top

1:15:03

so for example dramatizing einstein's uh the greatest insight of the 20th

1:15:11

century arguably

1:15:12

hit click on the one on the left and blow it up

1:15:15

einstein took a curvature tensor which has three components called vial traceless

1:15:22

ricci

1:15:23

and ricci scalar snapped the vial off and readjusted the vial scaler

1:15:27

to get it to live in a space not called curvature but metrics that is saying

1:15:33

that curvature influences

1:15:34

how we measure length and angle okay now this is an einsteinian metric for two

1:15:40

dimensions you can have it this he

1:15:42

gave me something that looks like uh hedge clippers well it's two rulers their

1:15:47

hair ties on the two rulers

1:15:48

and a protractor okay okay so there are three dimensions of ruler two

1:15:53

dimensions of ruler and one

1:15:55

dimension of protractor okay now if you'll the idea is heat einstein took

1:16:02

curvature and fed it back into

1:16:05

the space of rulers and protractors to say how the rulers and protractors would

1:16:10

warp

1:16:10

okay so that we can actually define gravity now that's that is a visual

1:16:17

depiction of the einstein

1:16:19

field equations which if i wrote them down would mean nothing to you okay and

1:16:22

the key point is that

1:16:23

einstein figured out you had to get rid of a component called the vial

1:16:26

curvature and readjust the ricci

1:16:29

scalar to put it into the space of rulers and protractors which i bought from

1:16:33

amazon strangely

1:16:34

enough and people you see i don't think in symbols i think in pictures now the

1:16:39

insight of geometric unity

1:16:41

if you'll go zoom out

1:16:43

is that if you if you do the smaller uh neck like we had a huge bottle to get

1:16:53

it into metrics there's

1:16:54

another space people are listening to this you know they're not they're not

1:16:57

just seeing it very few

1:16:58

people are seeing well maybe like 30 okay if this is a problem yeah this

1:17:04

conversation is a problem

1:17:06

because uh people are gonna have to the people are tuning out right now okay

1:17:10

well if you go to pull

1:17:12

that up jamie duck look there's no way in which i can talk about tensor

1:17:15

analysis curvature tensors the

1:17:17

theory of everything i understand but i want you to boil this down you're not

1:17:19

boiling it down at all

1:17:20

why did you do this and what are you trying to accomplish with this well first

1:17:25

of all what i'm trying

1:17:26

to do is to say we don't have to talk about this this is just something i

1:17:29

wanted to do on your show

1:17:31

as a thank you because you've been you've been huge for me and the courage to

1:17:36

take the slings and

1:17:38

arrows that are going to come at me as i put this online which is what i'm

1:17:42

going to do today today yeah

1:17:44

so this hasn't been online before correct so the people that are you're going

1:17:48

to do it in front of

1:17:49

us live oh my goodness it's going down all right so this says launch gu boom

1:17:55

people can now and this

1:17:57

is going to debut tomorrow because we don't release today um but it's april

1:18:01

fools and they can download

1:18:03

this as of tomorrow when they see this okay and they can peruse it and there

1:18:08

can be all sorts of

1:18:09

problems and errors but it's a com it's a complete story of who we are what

1:18:13

this place is it's my

1:18:15

guess universe life everything everything everything what made you want to do

1:18:20

this what made me want

1:18:21

to study the problem yeah tell me joe when you ask why as a kid what happens if

1:18:29

you keep asking you

1:18:31

either end up in theoretical physics or an insane asylum right or just keep

1:18:35

asking questions no no you

1:18:37

stop somewhere you stopped somewhere if you don't end up in theoretical physics

1:18:42

it means you stopped

1:18:43

at some point asking why and so i just didn't stop

1:18:47

and the issue of like we are here and we're looking at all these crazy things

1:18:55

you have arrayed in front of

1:18:56

us um these things are understandable but they're locked in a system of symbols

1:19:04

so if i put a page

1:19:05

of the stuff in front of you you may go as they say my eyes glaze over right so

1:19:10

for example the light

1:19:12

in this room is tied to something called a u1 principal bundle but you're not

1:19:16

going to understand what

1:19:17

a u1 principal bundle is however i got your present what is that it's water

1:19:23

that is a u1 principal bundle

1:19:26

it's a water wiggle but remember the time i showed you the hop vibration and

1:19:30

you're like what the

1:19:31

is that right that was a u1 bundle over the two-dimensional sphere which was

1:19:35

the earth this is

1:19:36

a u1 bundle over the one-dimensional sphere alias the circle and as you do that

1:19:41

fidget toy you're

1:19:42

spinning that circle over and over again so this is an actual model of a gauge

1:19:48

theoretic concept that

1:19:50

somehow nobody in the history has ever mentioned to me that you can buy u1

1:19:53

principal bundles from amazon

1:19:55

for under 10 bucks and i could you if we had the opportunity i don't know what

1:19:59

the you just said

1:20:01

how about that okay do you do you know what he said if i showed look i can show

1:20:06

you on video but

1:20:07

then we're not on video right we are 30 of the people are watching yeah but

1:20:11

maybe more but i don't

1:20:12

but they can go to pull that up jamie.com yes they can watch these videos and

1:20:18

what i'm going to do over

1:20:20

time is to show people visually without symbols in other words if i say romanian

1:20:26

metric they're not

1:20:27

going to know what i'm talking about if i hand them rulers and protractors and

1:20:30

a video of it

1:20:31

they're like i don't know about the symbols but i can follow an actual concrete

1:20:35

thing that thing that

1:20:36

water wiggle the idea that that's a u1 principle bundle that is one of the

1:20:41

deepest things we only

1:20:42

figured out in the 1970s that the light in this room comes from effectively

1:20:47

seeing the world as having a

1:20:49

water wiggle structure on top of it now i'm not expecting on this show what

1:20:54

that means the light

1:20:56

comes from having seeing the world having a water on those structure on top of

1:21:00

it that that you can

1:21:02

rotate these right if i if i if i squish a water wiggle and it goes around yes

1:21:07

that is called a g

1:21:09

action g is the group of symmetries i'm taking the symmetries of a donut okay

1:21:14

and i'm playing with this

1:21:16

thing and it's going out of my hand right this is the structure that gauge

1:21:20

theories which we've talked

1:21:22

about before which lawrence krauss has been on your problem nobody can what's a

1:21:25

gauge theory man it's

1:21:27

just so mumbo-jumbo yeah he had a hard time describing it okay if we spent an

1:21:31

afternoon with a

1:21:32

water wiggle or those videos which we can't do because of your audience i

1:21:35

understand that

1:21:36

you could understand what a gauge theory is because you'd never see a symbol

1:21:40

there would

1:21:41

never be a symbol between you and understanding why there's light in this room

1:21:45

the light in this

1:21:46

room comes from a water wiggle structure about a circle that nobody's ever seen

1:21:51

that is at every

1:21:52

point in space and time which is one of the great discoveries that we've made

1:21:55

that nobody seems to

1:21:56

care about so how is it a water wiggle structure because there's a there's a

1:22:00

circle

1:22:01

at every point that we can't perceive the circle everywhere in space in space

1:22:06

above space that we

1:22:07

can rotate a circle how big we don't know okay but this circle somehow or

1:22:13

another does rotates

1:22:15

rotates and there is a four-dimensional cross section like this is three

1:22:20

dimensions here and one

1:22:22

dimension of time because our conversation is progressing that's four

1:22:24

dimensions that four dimensions

1:22:28

forms a cross section to that water wiggly structure that we didn't know about

1:22:32

because it's invisible

1:22:34

okay and that's what photons and how do we know about that water wiggle

1:22:37

structure we know about that

1:22:39

water wiggle structure because we wrote down the equations called maxwell's

1:22:43

equations that unified all

1:22:45

all sorts of things that have to do with photons magnetism electricity x-rays

1:22:50

radio waves all of that

1:22:53

stuff got subsumed into one really one equation called called maxwell's

1:22:58

equation that equation presupposes

1:23:02

a circle out of nowhere we didn't know that there was a circle but we wrote

1:23:06

down equations and the equations

1:23:08

told us hey numb nuts there's a circle that rotates just the way this water

1:23:13

wiggle rotates at every

1:23:14

point in space time that you can't see it because that's the only way those

1:23:17

equations make sense

1:23:18

now you'll hear people like you'll have sean carroll on who want to talk about

1:23:22

the multiverse right or

1:23:24

neil degrasse tyson will want to tell you how big the universe is and somehow

1:23:27

people don't want to tell

1:23:28

you there's a circle around so we can see each other i don't know why it's not

1:23:32

fascinating well it's very

1:23:34

complicated and even the way you're explaining to me is not resonating well if

1:23:38

i can show it to you on a

1:23:39

video but i don't want to ruin the show so the the part of the problem is but i'm

1:23:43

not sure that the

1:23:44

video would even show do you understand what he's saying a little but not

1:23:48

really you know in essence

1:23:50

the photons that we see are the levels from which we measure a derivative which

1:23:58

is rise over run above

1:24:00

a level the level that we see is the photon in essence and the thing that we're

1:24:05

differentiating is the electron

1:24:07

so electrons are like functions and photons are like horizontal levels from

1:24:13

which we measure rise

1:24:14

over run to take the derivative and then the idea that we have partial

1:24:17

differential equations is how

1:24:19

photons zing off of me and hit your eye and we see each other okay that world

1:24:24

of waves colliding like

1:24:26

everything in this in this place is waves in collision with each other waves

1:24:31

interacting

1:24:32

the story of us is the story of interacting waves and the waves obey partial

1:24:37

differential equations

1:24:38

so the fact that you have derivatives which allow you to to define the

1:24:43

derivative in partial differential

1:24:44

equations differentials are derivatives are determined by levels which is on

1:24:50

this page of videos we've made for

1:24:52

you guys and those things allow you to define the equations for waves which we

1:24:59

are so when you talk

1:25:01

about the theory of everything what you're actually saying is tell me about a

1:25:04

medium waves in the medium

1:25:07

and rules for how waves behave moving around in the medium that's what a theory

1:25:11

is okay that's what this is

1:25:14

it's a theory in which four dimensions births some elaborate crazy setup which

1:25:21

has interacting waves

1:25:22

that look like electrons up quarks down quarks protons neutrons gamma radiation

1:25:29

beta radiation alpha

1:25:30

particles that's the story of us and how did all that weird get into our world

1:25:36

to form like everything in

1:25:39

here is made up of up quarks down quarks and electrons held together by forced

1:25:42

particles it's like an

1:25:44

incredibly economical statement about look at all the diverse here that's what

1:25:49

this is about and

1:25:51

what i believe is is that we'll never have we'll never take the time it's like

1:25:56

let's spend a day

1:25:57

talking about this and do it at a blackboard and do it with videos like we we

1:26:01

spent hundreds of hours

1:26:03

making these videos to show you what these concepts are now i understand the

1:26:08

constraints of the show

1:26:09

and i'm totally fine with that but the point is i believe that with artists and

1:26:14

with imagination we

1:26:16

can actually show you what these structures are i can draw lines with pens and

1:26:21

show you what a derivative

1:26:23

is on a water wiggle and you can say okay you're doing calculus on a water

1:26:28

wiggle and there's a water

1:26:29

wiggle like structure in the world which i never heard about and that's what

1:26:34

gives me light electromagnetism

1:26:35

all this all the stuff i know and love that keeps electrons bound to protons

1:26:39

and hydrogen atoms

1:26:40

that weird world of waves interacting with each other according to derivative

1:26:47

equations where the

1:26:47

derivatives are determined from levels called gauge potentials is visualizable

1:26:54

with with videos that we've

1:26:55

been making and the hope is is that this is for experts and they're going to

1:26:58

have their day and

1:26:59

they're going to piss all over and they're going to be angry and mean and that's

1:27:02

going to happen

1:27:03

but at the end of that process hopefully the ideas herein contained could

1:27:11

change the world it's the

1:27:12

first time i've ever seen somebody tell a complete story about how did this

1:27:17

place fill up with all

1:27:18

this crazy stuff assuming almost nothing to begin with it's like a fertilized

1:27:23

egg hypothesis show me

1:27:25

a minimal amount i can assume and drag out the you know falling in love on a

1:27:30

park bench in in early

1:27:32

may you know like that that's how crazy the story has to be when you have a

1:27:36

fertilized egg and it

1:27:37

becomes your child the the story of development of how the how something births

1:27:42

itself is what this is a story about

1:27:45

and that literally can explain falling in love on a park bench we can't get

1:27:49

there

1:27:49

but we don't believe if we're materialists we believe that there's nothing

1:27:53

other than protons neutrons

1:27:55

electrons gluons holding these things together are you a materialist

1:28:00

if i wrestle with if i say this i believe about this

1:28:05

i have to wrestle with the problem that there's not a lot of room for magic

1:28:13

but isn't magic subjective isn't the idea of magic just our own personal

1:28:17

experience because

1:28:18

everything is magic if you've never experienced it if it didn't exist you know

1:28:23

there was this guy

1:28:25

paul durac who's really einstein's only rival in the 20th century and in 1963

1:28:31

he wrote this article

1:28:32

in scientific america where he said something insane and he said schrodinger

1:28:37

was led into error

1:28:39

because he put too much weight on the particulars of agreement with experiment

1:28:44

with his equations and

1:28:45

he was missing something called spin but the essence of his idea was so

1:28:50

beautiful that if he'd embraced

1:28:52

beauty rather than the scientific method he would have gotten farther quicker

1:28:56

and almost everyone who tries

1:29:00

this crashes on the rocks everybody who tries to throw away the scientific

1:29:05

method in in service of beauty

1:29:07

almost cracks up and the exception is the three guys who really wrote down

1:29:12

physical laws

1:29:13

that govern everything else that we know about the world but why why do you

1:29:18

have to throw out the

1:29:18

scientific method in service of beauty like couldn't it just be a part of the

1:29:23

equation of life itself it's a

1:29:25

human exists inside the experience of human beings ultimately humans can't

1:29:29

throw out the scientific

1:29:31

method scientific method is the last word right but what but why would you in

1:29:35

the service of beauty

1:29:36

i don't understand why the two are mutually exclusive because if i say

1:29:40

something early and there's the

1:29:43

slightest problem with what i say that is the instance of what i'm saying like

1:29:47

i have an idea

1:29:49

which is you know i've got it we're going to sell uh skulls to native americans

1:29:55

right okay that's an

1:29:57

instance of an idea right it's not you know the general idea might be let's go

1:30:01

into business and sell

1:30:02

things okay the initial instance of every great idea about the world has always

1:30:09

been wrong einstein always

1:30:12

yeah well i think if you take the let's take the 20th century start with 1900

1:30:16

einstein gets it wrong

1:30:18

initially his first equation is wrong dirac who gives us the equation for

1:30:23

matter so einstein does

1:30:25

gravity dirac tells us that the proton and the electron which are oppositely

1:30:30

charged are antiparticles

1:30:31

of each other and heisenberg says you're an idiot the proton is enormous the

1:30:36

electron is tiny they'd

1:30:37

have to be of the same math mass okay then dirac gave us this theory of matter

1:30:42

we couldn't compute

1:30:43

with it for almost 20 years because everything blew up in our face these are

1:30:47

the instances the

1:30:48

instantiations of great ideas the instances of great ideas are almost always

1:30:53

flawed and yang and

1:30:57

mills who came up with the generalization of the light equation maxwell's

1:31:00

equations didn't have mass in

1:31:03

their equation so that they couldn't suppress something called beta decay which

1:31:06

is a kind of radioactivity

1:31:08

and the world would be taken over by beta decay if you couldn't make certain

1:31:11

particles massive

1:31:12

every time we try one of these things our first few instantiations are usually

1:31:17

wrong

1:31:18

okay and what dirac was giving us and which we didn't understand is he's saying

1:31:25

at the beginning don't take the training wheels off the training wheels are

1:31:29

like beauty look for

1:31:31

internal coherence look for some kinds of symmetry look for some deep idea and

1:31:36

don't immediately run

1:31:38

to say is there an error is there an agreement with experiment because those

1:31:43

things will have to wait

1:31:44

for the mature instantiation rather than the first instance let me pause right

1:31:48

here what do you what

1:31:48

do you mean by beauty what do you mean by magic

1:31:51

these are subjective concepts that maybe that are only with human beings dogs

1:31:59

don't see beauty or if

1:32:00

they do they don't express it like dogs don't see flowers and and become perplexed

1:32:05

they don't stare at a

1:32:06

mountain and sit down and and take a deep breath and sigh i don't first of all

1:32:12

agree with that dogs stare at

1:32:15

the sky and sigh uh dogs look at flowers and go this is amazing certainly dogs

1:32:23

uh are very focused on

1:32:25

smell the olfactory sense of what is fascinating to a dog is not highly

1:32:28

subjective right but we're

1:32:30

talking about beauty yes i'm talking about beauty i'm talking about beautiful

1:32:33

smells is that what you're

1:32:34

talking about absolutely okay we i don't think we can imagine what a dog smells

1:32:39

right because their their

1:32:40

sense of smell is so far absolutely yeah they can smell cancer dogs yeah well

1:32:47

okay but if if if for

1:32:48

example right but we're cutting hairs here what i'm saying is the human being's

1:32:52

subjective experience

1:32:53

you're gonna beauty is very unique to us you're gonna say that but if i go into

1:32:57

any culture and i go

1:33:02

every culture has that interval wise men say oh okay okay that is universal

1:33:12

okay that's not beauty

1:33:13

though right no it's art when you let your vocal we're talking about a

1:33:16

different thing when you let

1:33:17

your vocal chord vibrate implied in that thing you may say i'm i'm singing the

1:33:23

note c but you're not

1:33:24

there's an entire chord okay called the overtone series and that sounds good to

1:33:29

every culture because

1:33:30

it comes it's not about you or me it's about our throat it's about the one-dimensional

1:33:35

nature of

1:33:35

a vibrating column always produces that same music music resonates specifically

1:33:40

with human beings but

1:33:42

can we agree that music is people are always going to want to say it's totally

1:33:46

subjective it is it's not

1:33:48

totally subjective how so if i well it's at least partially subjective it's

1:33:53

partially subjective some

1:33:54

people don't like jazz at all some people live for it so it's subjective right

1:33:58

some people hate rap music

1:34:00

some people love it some people hate metal some people love it some people hate

1:34:05

country some people

1:34:06

love it it's it's as subjective as taste in food no how so well first of all

1:34:14

your bitter response is in

1:34:16

general protective of you so that some people enjoy bitter foods i was going to

1:34:20

say that you have to

1:34:21

usually learn which foods are safe and then you have an acquired taste that's

1:34:27

what very often bitter

1:34:28

foods require taste culture has already figured out which foods are safe but

1:34:31

you don't for the most part

1:34:32

but it's local you know that that thing like if you were going to eat cabrales

1:34:37

cheese which has maggots

1:34:38

infested yeah if you come from spain you understand that cabrales is safe so

1:34:42

you call it a delicacy

1:34:44

because it's some stupid stuff that you happen to have local information to

1:34:48

know that it's safe this

1:34:49

is brett weinstein 101 sure but even in spain there's people that find it detestable

1:34:54

but my point

1:34:54

to you is is that what we are hiding behind the universals it is true that we

1:34:59

all have subjective

1:35:01

components but it is not the case that in like you and i will have a

1:35:05

conversation about a whole lot of love

1:35:08

and we will have an idea like that is just the best song and you will know that

1:35:13

you have to say okay

1:35:14

well i understand that some people don't like it but then when you get drunk

1:35:16

you're gonna say how

1:35:17

can you not like a whole lot of love yeah but i mean you would say that but you

1:35:21

know you say that

1:35:22

but you're joking like when i say how can someone not like elton john i get it

1:35:27

i get that you don't

1:35:28

like elton john i love elton john but some people they hear saturday night they

1:35:34

don't want to hear

1:35:34

that stop stop stop right they don't want to hear it they don't like elton john

1:35:38

it's subjective

1:35:40

there is a non-subjective component to music you can you can focus on the fact

1:35:45

that what is

1:35:46

non-subjective about it well i just told you but you're not correct if people

1:35:51

don't like it and some

1:35:53

people do like it that is the essence of subjectivity do you remember what you

1:35:58

said to me about gary

1:35:59

clark jr when you introduced me to him at the store um my personal opinion

1:36:05

probably we're talking

1:36:06

one of the baddest motherfuckers alive you said this is the greatest guitarist

1:36:10

alive yeah in my

1:36:11

opinion that's my opinion in my opinion yeah but that's my opinion clear and i

1:36:15

don't necessarily

1:36:16

think that he is necessarily the greatest guitarist a lot to me when i listen

1:36:20

but he's objectively if i

1:36:22

listen to numb he's objectively amazing yes he's but it's not objectively

1:36:27

because some people don't

1:36:28

think he's good at all they don't like that kind of sound it's like people some

1:36:32

people like weird

1:36:33

sounds man some people i don't necessarily love putting on art tatum as a pianist

1:36:37

you cannot sit me down to watch art tatum and say that is not amazing okay but

1:36:43

if you don't enjoy

1:36:44

it it's subjective i may not enjoy it but it's subjective you might say that

1:36:48

that is a guy who's

1:36:50

very good at doing a thing that i don't enjoy doing here's listen man yeah you're

1:36:53

splitting hairs okay

1:36:54

you either enjoy something you don't that is the essence of subjectivity okay

1:36:58

you either think it's

1:37:00

good or you don't it doesn't mean you look just because you know that some

1:37:05

people enjoy it doesn't

1:37:06

mean it's objective that it's great like you don't enjoy it like it doesn't

1:37:11

have to be the first thing

1:37:12

is can i recognize something like the millennial whoop you know about the

1:37:16

millennial whoop no this

1:37:18

thing oh yeah five three five right there's this thing that all these millennial

1:37:23

songs have okay now i

1:37:24

don't necessarily enjoy that okay but i can recognize it so the first step is

1:37:30

is it objectively

1:37:31

recognizable can i train myself you're talking about a sound that you know

1:37:34

exists okay but that

1:37:36

doesn't mean you like it okay so if you don't like it it's subjective right

1:37:41

just like food just like

1:37:43

movies just like clothing there's a lot of things that people enjoy that other

1:37:47

people don't enjoy let me

1:37:48

ask you a question do you think statistically we just all had a high

1:37:52

probability of thinking the

1:37:54

godfather was a great film i know that some people don't like that film they

1:37:58

don't like violent

1:37:59

pictures they don't like tension they don't like mafia they don't like the

1:38:02

portrayal of italian americans

1:38:03

they don't like movies that are from that era exactly they're slower i agree

1:38:07

with that yeah okay but

1:38:08

it's a subjective it's not film joe i i have a different belief structure i

1:38:14

believe that we're

1:38:15

hiding behind subjectivity i believe that what we've figured out is is that

1:38:19

there's a subjective

1:38:20

component to everything okay and you're absolutely right about this but you're

1:38:24

over complicating people's

1:38:26

tastes people's likes and dislikes they're real right some people like pop

1:38:32

music some people like

1:38:33

beethoven that is the nature of subjectivity what i'm trying to say is that

1:38:41

what you were saying is

1:38:42

true we have different likes yes and those are that's a really far downstream

1:38:47

process of can we

1:38:48

recognize what's going on okay what's our association with it if you were

1:38:52

tortured to the most beautiful

1:38:54

music in the world you're probably not gonna love it right if you watch clockwork

1:38:58

orange you got really

1:38:59

screwed up about it well i think that's what they did to manuel noriega when

1:39:03

they're trying to get

1:39:04

them to leave panama oh yeah yeah yeah i remember the same song over and over

1:39:07

and over again exactly

1:39:10

it's probably a great song too i'm sure the first 12 000 times you hear it so

1:39:14

but that's not what i'm

1:39:16

trying to say what i'm trying to say is is that there is a huge component about

1:39:20

what we like and we don't

1:39:22

like that's objective and there's a huge component about what we like we don't

1:39:26

like that's subjective

1:39:27

and in our time we've all been taught the same move which is back off claims of

1:39:32

objectivity

1:39:33

every one of us myself included back off claims of objectivity who i've never i

1:39:39

don't agree with

1:39:40

that at all we've been told to back off claims of if i say to you charlie parker

1:39:45

is objectively one

1:39:46

of the greatest jazz musicians of all time you will have a negative reaction no

1:39:50

i won't in general no

1:39:52

no i've listened to charlie parker he's brilliant to you yeah okay and somebody

1:39:56

else doesn't like him

1:39:58

yeah but you asked me you said i will have an objection to that i won't okay

1:40:01

that's not true so

1:40:03

who are the people that now i'm really confused because before i thought you

1:40:07

were telling me

1:40:08

that these things were subjective and what i'm trying to say is you are willing

1:40:13

to accept these

1:40:14

things now you're now you said me personally okay so you personally believe

1:40:18

that charlie

1:40:19

parker is an objectively great jazz musician i believe personally charlie parker

1:40:25

is a great

1:40:25

jazz musician to you i see so you objectively believe that you subjectively

1:40:30

think the the problem is we're

1:40:32

conflating objectivity and subjectivity here we're getting into this weird area

1:40:38

it's subjective whether or

1:40:41

not i enjoy it right it's subject if i if i agree if you say is this person

1:40:48

really good at something

1:40:50

that i have no interest in like are they a really good badminton player right

1:40:54

and i watch them and

1:40:55

they win i'm like yeah that guy's really good i don't give a about badminton

1:40:59

right right if badminton

1:41:01

just vanished yeah but even less even there i heard old basketball guys asked

1:41:05

about steph curry isn't he

1:41:06

amazing like i don't know what he's doing he's doing a bunch of three-point

1:41:09

shots i played in the paint

1:41:10

that's basketball i don't know what he does this is not my game right but you

1:41:14

get that from fighting

1:41:15

you get that from high jumping you get it from uh hard you know hard bat table

1:41:19

tennis it's subjective

1:41:21

i'm not sure who's making whose point now objectively or subject it's

1:41:28

subjective whether or not you like that

1:41:30

style of basketball so we're agreement some people like brawls some people like

1:41:35

floyd mayweather because

1:41:37

he's super technical and he's he's clever defensively i totally agree with this

1:41:42

at the level of there's a

1:41:44

whole bunch of process that happens and at the end you say i like it i don't

1:41:47

like it right and there's

1:41:48

no way to tell because if if you like something i can make you hate it by

1:41:52

associating with something

1:41:53

negative but let's look at the webster deck definition of objectivity versus

1:41:58

subjectivity

1:41:59

bring that up let's pull that up the webster definition of objectivity and the

1:42:04

webster definition

1:42:05

of subjectivity and let's look at this and see if we're talking about the same

1:42:09

fucking things here

1:42:10

because we're getting i think we're getting a little bit into the weeds here

1:42:16

here we go that's the jamie hum build suspense what's that as i'm typing it in

1:42:24

there's a brown.edu

1:42:27

dissertation about this but no just whatever whatever the definition of

1:42:32

definition of objectivity

1:42:33

see what we get here we go bam okay here we go

1:42:44

based on or influenced by personal feelings tastes or opinions objective

1:42:50

of a person or their judgment not influenced by personal feelings or opinions

1:42:57

in consideration of

1:42:58

expressing and representing facts okay so objective it's not influenced by

1:43:05

personal feelings or opinions

1:43:07

in considering and considering and representing facts so you can say

1:43:11

objectively someone is a very talented

1:43:16

guitarist because you see how complicated their movements are and how they're

1:43:19

hitting the strings

1:43:21

but you could say subjectively i don't enjoy that music i agree with that right

1:43:26

now now pull up pull up

1:43:27

subjective just so we we're clear about that subjective definition based on our

1:43:34

influence by personal

1:43:35

feelings tastes or opinions yeah so personal feelings and opinions and how you

1:43:42

feel about something is

1:43:44

subjective right but if i say to you is eddie van halen objectively a talent

1:43:49

was he a talented guitarist

1:43:51

he's clearly a talented guitarist i didn't say clearly yes i think somebody

1:43:56

else says

1:43:56

in in 2021 uh-huh the next move in the conversation is actually i don't think

1:44:03

he's a talented guitarist

1:44:04

i've heard him i find um talent is really about playing with feeling and all of

1:44:10

these crazy moves and

1:44:11

the tapping and the the wines and the squeals to me that's not telling you that

1:44:16

motherfuckers never

1:44:17

listened to running with the devil now you're play right on the devil you're on

1:44:22

both sides of this yeah

1:44:23

but running with the devil is like that the movements and the way he plays

1:44:28

guitar it's he's clearly got

1:44:30

amazing ability with the guitar now subjectively you could say i think that

1:44:37

music's trash

1:44:40

somebody else is going to make the claim in 2021 i think you're on my side of

1:44:44

the issue and you're

1:44:45

still right this is very interesting i think we're crossing over on both sides

1:44:48

okay i think what you're

1:44:50

now saying is expressing the tension of our moment the tension of our moment is

1:44:55

is that as soon as

1:44:56

somebody says that something is objective somebody will say actually to me you're

1:45:02

a definition of

1:45:03

that isn't how i define it and therefore i reclaim the subjectivity of it i can

1:45:08

turn andre

1:45:09

segovia or eddie van halen or jimmy page or any of these people into not a good

1:45:13

guitarist by redefining

1:45:16

what a talented guitarist is is if i redefine the concept of talent on a guitar

1:45:22

and i say talent on a

1:45:23

guitar is somebody who can convince me of emotions that they're playing with

1:45:27

and i didn't feel anything

1:45:29

maybe the problem is the word talent exactly you say uh if someone is

1:45:33

objectively proficient about the

1:45:36

guitar is jimmy hendrix proficient he was incredibly sloppy in a weird way his

1:45:44

timing actually varies it's

1:45:45

not it's not it's not incredibly rigorous you but the end result was subjectively

1:45:51

amazing

1:45:52

i know people who say what is this noise who the are those people

1:45:57

not that he couldn't but what if he couldn't read music does that make it

1:46:02

well no no i don't i don't think joe and i would no i know i'm just saying like

1:46:05

if you're throwing

1:46:06

them into another situation and be like okay play with these guys and then he

1:46:09

might think then make them

1:46:10

worse academically he wouldn't be as proficient like in terms of like if you

1:46:13

had to write the

1:46:14

music down and teach it maybe i think if you took somebody like guth do you

1:46:17

know who guthrie govan is

1:46:18

no guthrie govan is arguably the great guitarist of our age and one of his

1:46:23

tricks is you tell him

1:46:25

a guitarist and he will play in that person's style in and of what he does on

1:46:29

his own really yeah so

1:46:32

effectively he can mimic anyone's style so he has a proficiency of technique

1:46:37

that's the whole point if

1:46:39

anyone is a good guitarist guthrie govan can represent that person's guitar in

1:46:43

a way that if

1:46:43

you were blindfolded you would say boy bb king is having a great day okay right

1:46:49

and so that would be

1:46:50

a proof that guthrie govan is like it's a turing test basically the guthrie govan

1:46:56

can emulate any

1:46:57

guitarist so if you believe anyone is objectively talented then guthrie govan

1:47:02

is objectively talented

1:47:03

that's the thing about guitar is that it is an instrument with six strings but

1:47:09

people can make

1:47:11

radically different noises with those six strings toast and a bosses is not six

1:47:15

strings narciso yep

1:47:16

is is not 16 even that okay yeah i'm just i'm just trying i'm trying to say we

1:47:20

can also do those

1:47:21

double guitars and some of those wacky but rock and roll but even if we i know

1:47:25

yeah those are always

1:47:26

sort of dorky and sort of they what are those what's that called the double

1:47:29

neck yeah well usually it's a 12

1:47:31

string and a six string so that you get these sort of resonance so it's 18

1:47:35

total so which one's 12.

1:47:37

and i don't think all of the strings are doubled on a 12 string so i think it's

1:47:42

only some or i'm not

1:47:43

exactly sure but those things are based on the idea that you're trying not to

1:47:47

switch guitars in

1:47:48

the middle of a song when you're trying to do two things or stanley jordan will

1:47:53

tap on two guitars

1:47:55

simultaneously with his fingers as if he's playing the piano right which is

1:48:00

insane well hendrix used

1:48:02

to play star spangled banner with his teeth yeah yeah nobody teaches you that i

1:48:09

uh who used to do

1:48:11

i mean maybe someone will teach you that after he did you see that movie august

1:48:14

rush no right

1:48:16

it's uh robin williams is in it it's about a little kid proficient whatever but

1:48:19

doesn't it doesn't

1:48:20

matter the style of guitar he's playing he's slapping the guitar it's tuned in

1:48:23

in a very strange way

1:48:24

it's hard to recreate but he's doing these like what he's saying he's like

1:48:28

tapping on like a piano

1:48:29

i'll show you what he's doing the kid's acting but someone was actually playing

1:48:33

it it's not guitar

1:48:34

playing like you're used to seeing it put it up never heard of it yeah i mean

1:48:38

that's a different thing

1:48:40

right you can like there's people like gary clark is a perfect example like i

1:48:44

said like uh gary clark

1:48:46

uh i'm pretty sure i played this for you uh when suzanne santo and gary clark

1:48:51

and uh ben jaffe were

1:48:53

we they did this show in downtown la and they played midnight rider yeah and gary

1:48:58

clark attached his

1:49:00

sound to that classic almond brother song midnight rider and it was amazing

1:49:06

because you could clear if

1:49:07

you if you just tuned into it you go oh that's gary clark like there's a there's

1:49:12

a style of sound

1:49:15

that gary creates that's uniquely him steve ray vaughn is another example there's

1:49:20

a style of sound

1:49:21

that steve ray vaughn created that was uniquely him this little clip this kid's

1:49:26

finding out how to play

1:49:27

a guitar this is a little too much it's like movie magic but this is what i'm

1:49:31

talking about he's not

1:49:32

strumming it like you're used to seeing or hearing he's almost playing the bongos

1:49:37

using the reverb of the room adding into what he's doing

1:49:41

oh that's pretty badass this is called august rush yeah this movie it's an

1:49:48

interesting movie

1:49:49

watch it if you want to it's been out for a while

1:49:57

just a very strange thing you're doing robin williams is one of those guys when

1:50:01

i see him i get sad

1:50:03

yeah it's a very good movie he's acting in that people if you didn't know it

1:50:07

was in it i met him

1:50:08

once it's the weirdest story i've told unfortunately i've told it already so

1:50:12

forgive me if you've heard

1:50:13

this but i was at the improv i did a show at the improv then afterwards there

1:50:17

was a line of people

1:50:18

taking pictures of people saying hi after the show and this uh dude with

1:50:22

glasses and this thick white

1:50:24

beard a baseball hat was in line and he was telling me how great the show was

1:50:28

he really enjoyed it he's

1:50:30

talking to me about specific bits and we're talking i'm like oh thank you

1:50:33

thanks man i really appreciate

1:50:34

it glad you enjoyed it and then in the middle of talking to this guy i go holy

1:50:39

this is robin williams

1:50:40

fuck you he was just in line i didn't even know it was him he had this crazy

1:50:44

white beard i didn't

1:50:45

know it was him i had no idea it was him until in the middle of talking i

1:50:49

realized it was him he

1:50:51

waited in line by himself there was all these people no one noticed it was him

1:50:56

what a compliment to you

1:50:57

sir it was wild it was really it was really weird it was right before i did

1:51:01

triggered it was like i was

1:51:03

tightening up my act it was like getting i was getting everything together i

1:51:07

think it was around then

1:51:08

i'm pretty sure it was in that but it was i was in the middle of about to do a

1:51:12

special so everything

1:51:13

was very tight and i remember seeing him going in the middle of the

1:51:18

conversation going holy this is

1:51:21

robin williams i saw him when i was in like high school in an l.a comedy club

1:51:26

at the improv and

1:51:33

there were two guys in l.a i can't remember the other guy who the thing about

1:51:38

them was is that you

1:51:39

were just convinced that their brains were 12 000 times faster than anybody

1:51:45

else you'd ever met like

1:51:47

that they were just in a weird way smarter and robin williams free association

1:51:52

it was like being on a

1:51:54

nantucket's sleigh ride of the mind and comedy was how it expressed itself but

1:52:00

it wasn't about comedy

1:52:02

it was about just like having thoughts interact with each other and you had to

1:52:09

justify them by turning

1:52:10

every thought into a joke that's influencing every other thought it was like

1:52:14

almost like excusing madness

1:52:16

that was purposeful and pointful and amazing to watch and unfortunately he repurposed

1:52:22

some other

1:52:22

people's material oh is that right yeah he was known for that and i think that

1:52:26

was part of the manic

1:52:28

nature of this style was that like sometimes he would come across a subject

1:52:32

that he was just you know

1:52:34

because he was free balling and he would just use material that he knew of well

1:52:38

my guess is that the

1:52:39

speeds he was at he probably couldn't slow down to ask where did that thought

1:52:43

come from is that maybe

1:52:45

okay or maybe the ends justified the means and then what he really was doing

1:52:48

was just trying to

1:52:49

put on the best performance that he could and he had this idea that he knew

1:52:53

wasn't necessarily his

1:52:55

he cut checks to a lot of people and there was a there was a lot of issues i

1:52:59

know kinnison and him

1:53:00

had a big squabble because of it and i'm pretty sure he cut a check for kinnison

1:53:03

and he cut checks for

1:53:04

other guys that were at the store like when he wound up because he had to not

1:53:07

because do the material on tv

1:53:09

so let me ask you a question about this i guess i was reviewing that night in

1:53:13

your life and i was

1:53:15

looking at the fact that it wasn't that funny when you went up and you said

1:53:19

what had to be said

1:53:20

and i think about comics that done at the comedy store when i left yeah yeah

1:53:26

and it was painful

1:53:27

for me to watch in a way because it was both courageous but that's you know

1:53:32

that that was a weird

1:53:33

situation where i was called back on stage by carlos mencia there wasn't there

1:53:38

wasn't like

1:53:39

i know i made a statement i had already done my set i already didn't stand up

1:53:45

and then i went back

1:53:47

because he called me out that you know like the me leaving the comedy store was

1:53:53

not even my idea

1:53:54

it was like they banned me so it's like less in the story just didn't use no i

1:53:59

don't think so joe

1:54:01

i think at some level you threw your hat into the ring and you almost certainly

1:54:06

knew like they said

1:54:09

why don't you take a break or take some time off or some yeah soft and then i

1:54:12

said there's no

1:54:13

fucking way i'm gonna do that i'll never come back yeah that i think what you

1:54:16

did is you obligated

1:54:18

yourself into a role where you actually had to stand up for something and the

1:54:22

thing that the thing i'm

1:54:23

wrestling with because i reviewed this whole story a few times is this question

1:54:27

about like i look at your

1:54:31

person in my life and i look at that energy and you were trying to take care of

1:54:35

somebody like ari

1:54:36

you know it wasn't just ari well i know it was creativity in general it was

1:54:42

general it was the

1:54:43

the concept that there was a guy who was more successful than everybody else

1:54:47

who would just suck

1:54:48

up everybody else's material and profit off of it it was also that nobody else

1:54:51

was saying it was also

1:54:52

that they were they knew it was everybody was talking about it and there was a

1:54:55

silence bill burr told

1:54:56

me a story where he was uh he was performing there and he said to the guy that

1:55:02

was a manager the guy that

1:55:03

i had the issue with he said i don't want to go on stage you know carlos is

1:55:07

here he goes oh don't

1:55:09

worry he doesn't steal from guys like you he only steals from the younger guys

1:55:13

he goes what the

1:55:13

did you just say so you know he steals from the younger guys he goes that's not

1:55:17

what i said he

1:55:17

goes that's what you just said it's exactly just said and it doesn't feel that

1:55:22

way that's the thing

1:55:23

that that you know what man it was a time before accountability with the

1:55:27

internet the internet came

1:55:29

along and you know by the time that like when that instance happened people

1:55:35

recognize oh there's like

1:55:36

legitimate accountability for doing things along those lines this is from 1964.

1:55:43

what is it it's a

1:55:45

foia risk request made for the freedom of information freedom of information

1:55:49

act for the file of barack

1:55:52

hussein obama senior as a graduate student in the economics department at harvard

1:55:58

university okay

1:56:01

obama has passed his general exams which indicates that on academic grounds he

1:56:06

is entitled to stay

1:56:07

around here and write his thesis however they are going to try to cook

1:56:13

something up to ease him out

1:56:15

all three that is all three harvard people will have to agree on this however

1:56:22

they are planning on

1:56:23

telling him that they will not give him any money and that he had better return

1:56:27

to kenya and prepare his

1:56:28

thesis at home which means he will never get his phd remember when they said

1:56:32

take a break to you this is

1:56:35

my alma mater this is the thing i've been you know there's this whole story

1:56:42

about what happened in my

1:56:44

early life and why i don't talk about it publicly and this is why this is

1:56:47

interacting with your story

1:56:49

about joke thievery because it's weird for a comic not to turn that into a joke

1:56:53

and it wasn't funny to you

1:56:57

in around i don't know 1988 1989 harvard university told me to remain in good

1:57:04

standing in this program

1:57:05

you cannot live in massachusetts why and i said what how can you tell me where

1:57:13

i can live and where i

1:57:15

can't live it wasn't until somebody foiled barack obama's father in his file

1:57:22

and i read this story that i

1:57:25

realized that harvard has a program for how it gets rid of people it wants to

1:57:30

get rid of who are in good

1:57:31

standing it makes a move it makes them move so that they can't complete their

1:57:38

thesis why they want to

1:57:39

do that with you um probably because i'm as learning disabled as the day is

1:57:44

long probably because i took

1:57:46

a an unpopular stance that the equations that people were working with called

1:57:51

the donaldson theory

1:57:52

self-dual equations were not the right equations to be working with and that we

1:57:56

had somehow been

1:57:58

assuming that they were highly peculiar to dimension four and the the

1:58:01

difficulty of the equations which

1:58:03

was what was giving us all these great results i had effectively gotten on the

1:58:07

wrong side i proposed

1:58:08

some equations that were i was told were insufficiently non-linear never mind

1:58:12

what that means

1:58:13

that in 1994 effectively the same equations took over the entire field

1:58:18

whatever it was and this is like part of the idea of reclaiming your own story

1:58:27

it was so crazy that a university would tell me what state i could live in can

1:58:33

i stop you so the people

1:58:35

that are telling you this yeah they're operating on a pre-existing solution to

1:58:41

deal with people that they

1:58:43

find undesirable or problematic if you fall afoul of them right so it's written

1:58:49

somewhere i don't know

1:58:51

or it's you know it's like people maintain for example one way of um getting

1:58:57

rid of a tenured professor

1:58:59

that's known is is that you ask the person to report on their research and you

1:59:04

load them up with

1:59:05

teaching and you give them a lousy office and then eventually they'll just quit

1:59:09

because you make their life

1:59:10

hell so people know that there are these kind of secret quiet ways to do the

1:59:14

undoable can i ask you

1:59:16

this what did you think about cornell west being denied tenure from harvard

1:59:20

first of all i thought

1:59:21

i assumed yeah he already had it i mean cornell west is this loved intellectual

1:59:29

when when i found out

1:59:31

they denied him tenure i was like what the what how do you how do you deny cornell

1:59:39

west tenure

1:59:40

like what is that what did you think about that i first of all am not

1:59:44

knowledgeable in that area i

1:59:47

think of him as a very bright superstar of some sort of part academic part

1:59:53

social crossover high impact

1:59:56

human yeah i was there when larry summers was president of um harvard when he

2:00:03

went out and said

2:00:05

effectively too many people are using the harvard label and we're going to be

2:00:09

reining it in and going

2:00:11

back to hard rigor and basics let me tell you what people don't understand

2:00:16

about harvard harvard is two

2:00:17

separate structures fused together one is about power and one is about

2:00:22

achievement and the two of them are

2:00:25

interlinked in a way that cannot be separated it without the achievement harvard

2:00:31

wouldn't have this kind

2:00:32

of glowing reputation that causes us to sort of ooh and ah over historically

2:00:37

without the power it wouldn't

2:00:40

be able to attract the money and it wouldn't be able to constantly position

2:00:45

itself so through achievement

2:00:47

it gets enough cachet to wield power through the power it gets the resources to

2:00:52

buy achievement

2:00:54

and this sort of thing is not understood and i've been on both sides of this

2:00:59

thing like one of the things

2:01:01

that happened um was that the boskin commission in 1996 tried to figure out how

2:01:09

to cut social security

2:01:10

and raise taxes without getting caught because that's the third rail of

2:01:15

politics and what they

2:01:16

said is if we change the cpi the consumer price index the way we measure

2:01:20

inflation because tax brackets

2:01:22

are indexed and because entitlement payments for social security and medicare

2:01:26

are indexed if we claim that

2:01:28

social security sorry if we claim that inflation is overstated by 1.1

2:01:33

percentage points we will gain

2:01:35

a trillion dollars in savings and the public won't be able to object to it

2:01:40

because we're going to be just

2:01:42

adjusting a dial we're going to say that this dial was broken and we got some

2:01:46

technocrats to fix it so

2:01:48

they figured out we want to get a trillion dollars over 10 years they backed

2:01:51

out that would require 1.1 percent overstatement

2:01:54

they broke into two teams one team came up with 0.5 one team came up with 0.6 0.5

2:02:01

plus 0.6 equals 1.1

2:02:02

totally fictitious they got a trip they got a proposal for a trillion dollars

2:02:08

that they were going to

2:02:09

steal effectively from social security and they described this action publicly

2:02:16

robert gordon who

2:02:18

was one of the five boskin commissioners um jamie could you bring up something

2:02:23

called boskin wild versus

2:02:25

mild they brag about these things power wants to explain just how powerful it

2:02:33

is

2:02:33

and you remember the scene in the big short where they're talking to these guys

2:02:38

in florida and saying

2:02:39

why are they confessing and somebody says they're not confessing they're bragging

2:02:43

it's a question of what are you proud that you're able to do

2:02:46

right so until robert gordon

2:02:51

did this powerpoint presentation

2:02:53

we did not have understand what happened to the work that i did with my wife in

2:02:58

economics

2:02:59

which is that we were trying to show how you could actually compute the

2:03:03

consumer price index

2:03:04

objectively using gauge theory the same year they were trying to figure out how

2:03:11

do we steal a

2:03:11

trillion dollars over 10 years by doing funny games with the gauge called

2:03:16

inflation

2:03:17

do you do you find the wild versus the mild yeah i did it's just loading a pdf

2:03:22

and it's like taking

2:03:23

it's like i failed so this thing perfect if you go to um uh go about five or

2:03:33

six slides in

2:03:35

we'll see how that works okay

2:03:38

one two two keep going

2:03:43

you'll find the word somehow keep going okay dale said 1.1 implies 1 trillion

2:03:52

in silver

2:03:53

social security savings over 10 years somehow our separate efforts came up with

2:03:58

the 1.1 bias number

2:04:00

in other words they came up with the target which is let's save trillion

2:04:07

dollars and then they came

2:04:09

up with we have to say it's overstated by 1.1 we then broke into two groups and

2:04:13

somehow keyword we put

2:04:16

the numbers together and we got the target this is academic malpractice

2:04:21

practice in the absolute

2:04:23

extreme when harvard was doing that it was acting in its power capacity and the

2:04:28

way they did it was they

2:04:29

buried what i think is probably the best work in 25 to 50 years in mathematical

2:04:34

economics that happened

2:04:36

in the harvard economics department which is a second so-called marginal

2:04:40

revolution where we changed the

2:04:42

calculus underneath all of economic theory so how does something like this

2:04:46

happen is there a concerted

2:04:49

effort did they get together and they they have this idea this is how we're

2:04:52

going to five person commission

2:04:54

behind closed doors that meets at the cousin's house of somebody on the

2:04:58

commission in florida

2:05:00

and in another presentation in florida florida man

2:05:04

in another presentation they say we solve this at the kitchen table of my

2:05:10

cousin's house in florida

2:05:12

and you're just thinking like okay so it's five guys bob packwood and daniel

2:05:17

patrick moynihan a

2:05:19

democrat and republican got together picked five economists who were willing to

2:05:23

play the dirty game

2:05:24

the dirty game broke into two teams they knew exactly what they had to do they

2:05:29

found the results to put

2:05:30

them together to put in front of congress to put in front of the national

2:05:33

academy and were they ever

2:05:34

held accountable for this no there's an entire book called the physics of wall

2:05:39

street in which my wife and

2:05:41

i are chapter 10 and the epilogue which it talks about they made weinstein and

2:05:45

milani go away

2:05:46

right so what i'm trying to talk to you about is like this this experience for

2:05:54

me i've never talked

2:05:55

about this with anyone i've never i mean i've talked about tons of people

2:05:59

privately this is going to go

2:06:00

out into the world i was you know you know this question like what has eric weinstein

2:06:05

ever done

2:06:06

i did that i did the marginal revolution using gauge theory no no no that

2:06:12

question is tim dylan joking

2:06:13

around yeah i know he said what he never created the rotato he was that was

2:06:18

very joking he was

2:06:19

around that was the funny part about it he was joking but he's saying that

2:06:23

because he knows you're

2:06:24

brilliant you understand the only reason why he can say that if you were a

2:06:27

loser joe joe you couldn't

2:06:28

say that you don't need to make me feel good about myself i know but you

2:06:31

brought it up again no i'm

2:06:33

saying something completely different okay okay i actually have been scared of

2:06:37

this question what

2:06:39

question that tim's question taken seriously who's going to take it seriously i'm

2:06:44

taking it seriously

2:06:46

okay no no you're in a weird world okay here's here's your weird world you're

2:06:51

in a world of serious

2:06:52

intellectual people you're damn straight you're also hanging out with tim dylan

2:06:55

and me and i love it

2:06:57

but it's it's the problem is like you're you're conflating these two things no

2:07:02

it joe i'm not that

2:07:03

angry at tim dylan it's not i'm not that angry do you hear that you heard the

2:07:07

word you heard the word

2:07:08

that that's a problem you're not that angry at carlos mencia i'm not angry at

2:07:12

him at all i know and

2:07:13

i'm not i feel i'm sad i'm sad for him anyway should be sad for tim wait wait

2:07:18

wait he's one

2:07:19

of the most important comedians of our time okay how dare you how dare i i it

2:07:24

took it gave me a moment

2:07:25

to to reflect and i realized something which is i don't want to talk about this

2:07:29

shit publicly i don't

2:07:32

want to say dale jorgensen is the guy who buried one of the most important

2:07:37

innovations in economic

2:07:39

but yeah you just did i just did and that's what i've just done that's what i

2:07:43

realized by reviewing

2:07:45

your history and revealing you're seven years away from the store i don't want

2:07:49

to be associated with

2:07:51

dale jorgensen i don't care about him i want to be associated with gauge

2:07:56

theoretic economics i see what

2:07:58

you're saying and what i realized is i don't want to be associated with the the

2:08:02

that

2:08:03

happened over something called the cyborg witten equations what i just handed

2:08:07

you one of the reasons

2:08:09

i've held it back is that it very clearly gives an alternate definition

2:08:12

alternate motivation and

2:08:15

derivation of the equations that revolutionized gauge theory which is what i

2:08:19

was thinking about

2:08:20

in around 1987 1988 and i've lived afraid of my own story because it's such an

2:08:28

ugly story

2:08:29

the story of a guy who was not allowed to attend his own thesis defense to any

2:08:35

academician

2:08:37

you hear like what do you mean you weren't allowed to you present your thesis

2:08:40

no no no i was not allowed

2:08:41

in the room of my own thesis so this is why harvard wanted you to move out of

2:08:45

state harvard and i got

2:08:47

into a thing because of that because of a conflict because also of this because

2:08:53

of geometric unity because

2:08:55

i said i want to do physics and i have an idea about how physics goes and to be

2:09:01

brutally honest i was

2:09:03

technically underpowered i am technically underpowered i was conceptually

2:09:10

amazing i was very creative very

2:09:12

generative tons and tons of great ideas i think i'm being honest on both fronts

2:09:17

technically underpowered

2:09:19

okay i couldn't accept myself in this world of like you know if you play

2:09:25

classical music everybody's

2:09:26

technically brilliant there's no technically weak people in classical music i

2:09:30

was like a guy it was

2:09:32

like john lee hooker in the orchestra of you know the cleveland symphony

2:09:36

orchestra on one string and a

2:09:38

guitar playing with some weird syncopated rhythm boom boom boom boom gonna

2:09:42

shoot you right down yeah exactly

2:09:44

mom said let that daddy said let that boy boogie woogie it's in him and it's

2:09:49

got to come out

2:09:51

that thing i'm scared of why scared because it's my history because i don't

2:09:55

want to go back into it i

2:09:56

don't want to go back to being the guy begging dale jorgensen oh pretty pleased

2:10:02

with sugar and top let me

2:10:04

innovate your entire field i don't want to go back to the harvard department

2:10:08

and say the words clifford

2:10:09

taubes you had gary taubes on your program clifford taubes was the guy who told

2:10:14

me i had to move out of

2:10:16

state clifford taubes is a gary yeah he's his brother yeah he was the guy who

2:10:21

held the secret

2:10:23

seminar and the thing is is that i'm not against the person in the story i don't

2:10:28

want to have it

2:10:29

i don't want to be involved with him i want him to go and be successful and

2:10:34

have a good career but my

2:10:36

story when i put forward those equations and he said they're insufficiently non-linear

2:10:42

and he said self-duality doesn't have anything to do with spinners because if

2:10:47

it did nigel hitchens

2:10:48

would have told us okay nigel would have told he didn't say hitchens he was

2:10:51

wrong and then when i

2:10:54

gave him the opportunity he didn't say you know what eric weinstein brought

2:10:58

these equations up and i told

2:10:59

him no and that thing is like something i've held open the door he's now in his

2:11:05

mid-60s i was like

2:11:08

you really couldn't just say maybe i screwed up you should go kick his ass no

2:11:13

why i'm joking i know

2:11:15

well but wait a second joe such a dick

2:11:22

such a dick i had to come and bring some levy into this i thought you were

2:11:30

going to cry

2:11:30

30 seconds ago do you have a tissue no somewhere that that yeah it was over

2:11:35

there but that's this

2:11:36

is the thing i've been running what i realized through tim it wasn't a question

2:11:40

of being angry

2:11:41

at tim really i've been running away from my own story just the way i don't

2:11:46

like you associated with

2:11:47

i haven't mentioned the guy who was the joke thief in this entire time yeah i

2:11:51

understand what you're

2:11:52

saying right it's like why are you and he entangled in a story because he has

2:11:56

nothing to do with your

2:11:57

life it's okay it doesn't bother me that i'm entangled with him what bothers me

2:12:01

that i'm entangled with

2:12:03

this stuff um i know what you're saying because i want to be joyous i want to

2:12:10

produce positive things

2:12:13

that uplift us to give us a hope of breaking like the einsteinian speed limit

2:12:17

you know if this is wrong

2:12:19

i want to know i think it's right i think with all my flaws and all my failings

2:12:25

and being 25 years out

2:12:26

of the field i believe that this story is going to be fixed by people who are

2:12:31

trying to shoot it down

2:12:32

and say holy i think there's something here well now we're gonna know right i

2:12:37

think i'm hoping you

2:12:38

released it today on geometricunity.org and go to pull that up jamie.com and

2:12:46

you can watch all the

2:12:47

videos that we didn't show you there it is pull that up i'm a little conflicted

2:12:52

with that are you

2:12:53

i well we can talk afterwards you should have thought of it first jamie

2:12:57

he's got a shirt that says pull that shit up i have it on the way too oh what

2:13:01

is it oh i can't

2:13:03

talk about it yet it's gonna be a surprise and what website would that be jamie

2:13:06

verney young

2:13:06

jamie.com yes correct available there the break will become breakout star yeah

2:13:12

but we had uh dinner

2:13:14

yesterday yeah eating barbecue and uh i asked jamie a question and the fucking

2:13:19

waiter goes holy

2:13:20

shit it's jamie it was hilarious jamie do you get recognized a lot because you're

2:13:26

like that way

2:13:27

he fucking panicked when he saw jamie he panicked he's like holy shit it's jamie

2:13:32

that's good it was

2:13:34

kind of hilarious in the server world it was funny though it was it was an

2:13:40

interesting moment i'm pretty

2:13:44

sure that was the first table that dude ever waited on too it seemed like it

2:13:47

for sure yeah he was he told

2:13:49

us he was a trainee and pretty sure if it wasn't his first table it was

2:13:52

definitely his first 10. yeah yeah he

2:13:56

he was a little perplexed i'll make it but seeing jamie it was oh it was

2:14:00

fucking hilarious

2:14:01

do you hate being famous um if i hated it it would be pretty fucking stupid

2:14:08

that i continue to pursue fame

2:14:10

i don't do you pursue fame well i mean i'm doing this thing that makes you

2:14:17

famous

2:14:17

i mean i'm not pursuing fame i don't but it's an after effect of the thing i

2:14:21

think there's no way to

2:14:23

i think that there's no way to go through life trying to do what you're doing

2:14:26

without getting

2:14:27

famous as a byproduct you could get marginally famous and stay alive and feed

2:14:33

yourself and

2:14:34

and do well but you wouldn't impact you wouldn't have the ability to impact as

2:14:39

many people you wouldn't

2:14:39

have the ability to get the guests you get you wouldn't have the conversation

2:14:42

here's the thing it's

2:14:43

like i would like to pretend that i'm so smart that i figured this out in

2:14:46

advance but i didn't it was

2:14:47

just all luck it was all uh this job of being a podcaster mixed in with my

2:14:55

mental illness of uh

2:14:58

comedy well it's a comedy too but it's also i'm i'm an obsessive person when i

2:15:03

find things i i obsess on

2:15:06

them and i i yeah you do get good my my main problem is that there's too many

2:15:10

things i'm obsessed with

2:15:12

like when people tell me they're bored i just go it's weird that's that's crazy

2:15:17

that's like someone

2:15:18

telling me they breathe underwater i'm like i don't know what you're saying i

2:15:21

don't even i have so many

2:15:22

interests yeah i wish i had multiple lives to lead simultaneously then i would

2:15:27

pursue each thing that

2:15:29

i'm fascinated with with with like single-minded determination absolutely

2:15:35

exactly so i i stumbled

2:15:38

i almost i mean i don't really believe this but i almost believe this that this

2:15:43

thing found me that

2:15:44

it's almost like there was like i totally understand what that means like like

2:15:49

an attractor in in like

2:15:52

how you ever see when neurons yeah yeah trying to find each other yeah it's

2:15:58

fascinating and they

2:16:00

they speed it up so because i think friedman i think lex friedman had it on his

2:16:05

uh instagram these

2:16:07

neurons are they for they don't see right it's not they just send stuff out

2:16:13

chemically yeah some way

2:16:16

they find this thing and i i feel there it is that is lex and there's something

2:16:22

that i feel like about

2:16:25

life that if you just open if you just if you don't yourself yeah and you you're

2:16:32

willing to take risks

2:16:33

those things find you or you find them and then once you get going once you the

2:16:39

easiest part is

2:16:40

once you've already started just continuing the hardest part is getting going

2:16:44

with everything the

2:16:45

hardest part is showing up for the first class yeah yeah yeah the easiest part

2:16:49

is showing up for the

2:16:50

thousandth one i'm backing away from fame how you doing that by being on this

2:16:55

show clubhouse

2:16:57

by being on clubhouse that's what clubhouse was hey smart guy you got busted

2:17:04

fucking jim jimmy it was a closed app that's fine i know i get it a million

2:17:12

people follow you

2:17:13

bitch two what are you talking point eight why you piker i think i have four

2:17:18

thousand yeah because

2:17:19

you showed up once at seven i might not even have four thousand joe the issue

2:17:23

was they probably i tried

2:17:25

doing something i tried doing it and it got big oh yeah and that was an

2:17:29

accident in a weird way no

2:17:31

you're good at it you're good at talking joe like hearing you but i love it i

2:17:34

love and i love a large

2:17:36

part of being you should be on only with tim dylan just you and him together

2:17:39

should we have an only

2:17:40

fans page together no just you guys only on clubhouse yeah and you have to be

2:17:45

in the same room together

2:17:47

we've done a bunch of rooms i'm sure but only in the same room room like where

2:17:51

you have to look at him

2:17:55

but you have to look why do i fly to austin to try to be serious with joe

2:18:00

listen you can be serious for

2:18:01

enough you can be serious for a little bit i know i'm struggling with it and i

2:18:07

was wondering

2:18:08

whether or not because you know in a weird way you you very clearly scope your

2:18:12

life

2:18:13

like this and not that i'm going to do this publicly and then i'm going to

2:18:18

retreat into my own

2:18:19

i just have instincts yeah and my instincts are there's a great benefit for me

2:18:25

personally to do

2:18:27

this podcast and to talk to interesting people and to have these conversations

2:18:30

and i've most certainly

2:18:31

been educated beyond my wildest dreams in the 11 years that i've done it i've

2:18:35

learned so much about

2:18:37

just the the broadest spectrum of ideas you're going to claim you're not doing

2:18:43

it for the world because

2:18:44

the world is i'm not doing it for the world i'm not i'm doing it we're

2:18:48

different then for my personal

2:18:49

edification i'm doing it because i enjoy it i'm doing it for the money i'm

2:18:53

doing it because i do

2:18:54

think that i love that you said that by the way it's true i'm doing it for all

2:18:58

those things i'm doing

2:19:00

the money the reason why i'm doing it for the money is because there's a lot of

2:19:02

freedom in money

2:19:03

and there's like i'm the trappings of money like you know you start people get

2:19:08

crazy like they start

2:19:09

buying fucking diamond encrusted watches and shit and bigger houses and it's

2:19:14

freedom that freedom is

2:19:16

the biggest and security like i would buy i would buy bodyguards and assistants

2:19:21

and lawyers yeah it's

2:19:24

very valuable the freedom aspect of it is very valuable but um but when you

2:19:29

reach a certain number

2:19:30

then why are you still doing it well i'm still doing it because i enjoy it i do

2:19:34

enjoy it like there's

2:19:35

not a day that i do this where i go i gotta go to work not a single day it's

2:19:39

and you know partially

2:19:41

it's because i pick all the guests like there's no one that's a guest that's i

2:19:45

don't want to be on

2:19:46

like you have an easy time saying no i just don't answer i know i know i know i

2:19:52

don't say no i just

2:19:53

don't say yes i just don't you know it goes there's a filter system right so

2:19:57

like uh when i send

2:20:01

my guy people to go contact that i don't know yeah and then the people that i

2:20:05

do know i contact

2:20:07

right so it's like uh half of them get booked by me on my phone and half of

2:20:11

them i get someone to

2:20:13

contact for me and like hey i read this guy's book he's really interesting can

2:20:16

you get a hold of him

2:20:17

or hey i saw this guy's documentary this is crazy this is the best part of the

2:20:21

fame thing the best

2:20:22

part of the fame thing is getting your call answered when there's something

2:20:25

like i desperately wanted to

2:20:26

talk to pj or work i don't know if you've talked to him or read no i have not

2:20:30

but i i know he is

2:20:31

unbelievable writer yeah i just think he's one of the greatest writers in the

2:20:34

english language full stop

2:20:35

and i told my producer can you get me pj work and he's like okay he's booked i'm

2:20:42

just like holy crap

2:20:43

yeah you got him i got him yeah and you know it was meaningful to me that like

2:20:49

that particular

2:20:49

person who's i've read so much of this i've gone over and over like how did he

2:20:53

make that

2:20:54

sentence sing like that just tell me how that sentence happened probably the

2:20:57

third or fourth

2:20:58

draft maybe or maybe the i think actually what it was in part was that he imitated

2:21:04

so many people's

2:21:05

styles initially that he became very adept at like pulling from the great grab

2:21:11

bag of tricks that

2:21:12

everyone had used and then he built his own voice yeah that's the benefit to

2:21:15

reading as well as writing

2:21:17

right like all the great writers read a lot are you a great reader i do more

2:21:21

books on tape than i do

2:21:23

reading but i've been reading more lately yeah and when you write comedy is

2:21:30

writing comedy a great

2:21:32

exercise for you does it feel good or relative to doing comedy um writing is

2:21:37

very important there's a

2:21:39

lot of bits that i come up with that i would not have come up with if i didn't

2:21:42

just sit alone with a

2:21:43

computer it's very important for me some of my best bits that i've ever done

2:21:48

closing bits yeah signature

2:21:51

bits have come from writing and how much of that how much do substances break

2:21:56

into new space like the

2:21:57

space was always there to be broken into but it wouldn't be so easy to find it

2:22:01

i think there's

2:22:03

there's multiple variables that are at play and i think performing is a big one

2:22:07

and lately i haven't

2:22:08

been doing that much of that because of the pandemic and trying to be

2:22:12

responsible and not do that many shows

2:22:15

you know and certainly not do shows without people being covet tested right so

2:22:20

and i'm hoping that as

2:22:22

we come out of this and it seems like we're coming out of this it'll be easier

2:22:25

and i'm also buying a

2:22:26

club in town so once that happens i'll be doing the same thing there we're

2:22:30

covet testing everybody and

2:22:32

trying to get the ball so there's that right but then there's also you have to

2:22:37

think a lot you can't just

2:22:40

perform because if you do like one of the things that right comics fell trapped

2:22:45

to in uh the early

2:22:47

days not the early you know last 10 20 years was they would do a lot of jokes

2:22:51

about being a comic

2:22:52

on the road hotel rooms airplane travel the problem right which you know

2:22:57

exactly that's a problem and i

2:22:59

think you have to experience life and you have to think and you have to

2:23:02

experience you have to experience

2:23:05

different mindsets you have to experience different subject matters that you're

2:23:09

contemplating and you're

2:23:11

puzzling you're puzzled about you have to perform a lot you have to write i

2:23:16

think you have to write too

2:23:19

i don't think you can just perform a lot some people can some people just write

2:23:22

in their head and they go

2:23:23

on stage and they continue to craft these ideas and some of the best comics

2:23:28

alive but i think they would

2:23:31

have more to choose from if they just sat in front of the computer and forced

2:23:34

themselves to write and

2:23:36

some guys will say i don't like it because then my material seems like i wrote

2:23:40

it it comes out like

2:23:41

like a script and i understand that but i think the work around for that is

2:23:46

what i what i've done and

2:23:48

i've talked to a few other comics that do the same thing felicia michaels she

2:23:51

said she does it this way too

2:23:53

i write essays i write i just write on a subject like if i'm going to write on

2:23:58

um getting drunk yeah

2:24:00

the perils of getting drunk the pros and the cons and what feels good and what

2:24:04

feels bad and

2:24:04

what what what what's good about it what's bad about it why what do i hate

2:24:09

about it what do i love

2:24:10

about it and then out of this i might write three thousand four thousand words

2:24:14

but out of it i might have

2:24:17

one paragraph that comes across that becomes that's it so the idea is that the

2:24:21

essay is weirdly the

2:24:22

throwaway because the product exactly exactly so this is fascinating to me

2:24:27

because my guess is that

2:24:28

somebody else would publish the essay and we'd be saying wow like we i read

2:24:31

this thing joe wrote

2:24:32

in the atlantic it wouldn't be terribly funny i would change it if i was going

2:24:36

to do that i would write

2:24:37

it as an essay but the the essay is essentially for one of one person audience

2:24:41

that person's me and

2:24:42

then i smoke a joint then i go over it and then i go oh that's it right well so

2:24:47

so one of the things

2:24:48

that i i learned from sort of studying when you do a bit and i see it multiple

2:24:53

times i learn about

2:24:56

when you find the rhetorical formulation that allows you to get closer to the

2:25:02

truth without paying the

2:25:04

outsized price and some somehow that unleashes comedy magic like i remember you

2:25:09

did you had something

2:25:11

about getting high and having kids and it was a very difficult issue because

2:25:16

obviously people do get

2:25:17

high and they do have kids and then we have this idea you know it's like it's

2:25:22

like being sexy leads

2:25:24

to kids but sex and kids have to be kept apart all of these are weird ways in

2:25:28

which normal adult

2:25:30

behavior and children are incompatible right and so there was like a william

2:25:34

tell act in some sense

2:25:36

that had to be negotiated which is how am i going to talk about two things that

2:25:41

are not supposed to

2:25:41

coalesce but obviously they coalesce in people how do i find the skill and that's

2:25:45

sort of what i

2:25:47

wonder about when you hone a bit is that you can get closer and closer to the

2:25:51

truth because you find

2:25:53

the formulation that actually works without blowing up in your face it's like i

2:25:57

can throw this grenade and

2:25:58

wait to the point where it's maximally effective without losing a hand well the

2:26:01

beautiful thing is

2:26:02

sometimes you lose hands that's the beautiful thing you try it out and you lose

2:26:07

a hand and then you go

2:26:08

well that fucking sucks and then you come back tomorrow with a new approach

2:26:11

okay well then it

2:26:12

wasn't really losing a hand because it was in a comp that then if you're michael

2:26:16

richards and

2:26:17

somebody's got a phone up then you're not losing a hand you're losing a career

2:26:20

yeah that's a different

2:26:21

situation he's on coke you know but what the difference is also he wasn't

2:26:27

really a comic like

2:26:28

that was a disaster that was just the difference is you you're yeah like you

2:26:34

you have an idea and

2:26:36

you're not exactly sure how this idea is going to best be expressed to a group

2:26:42

of strangers this is what

2:26:43

i love about the idea of the store and the experimental thing and when you and

2:26:46

i got together

2:26:47

and had the conversation about david burns um how did cbgb's work for punk and

2:26:53

you said this is the

2:26:54

same thing as the store for comedy yes yeah we were in the back bar the secret

2:26:58

bar that non-comedians

2:27:00

are not supposed to even go into unless you know somebody but that but that

2:27:04

weird thing about like

2:27:05

i keep thinking about why don't we have a secret bar for math and physics you're

2:27:09

remembering it

2:27:10

incorrectly though okay just tell you that you were the one who equated it to cbgb's

2:27:14

because i don't

2:27:15

really know that much about cbgb's you said this is essentially what cbgb's is

2:27:18

it wasn't me i came up

2:27:21

yes yeah but then you said this is exactly right exactly yeah and so i was

2:27:26

trying to be well when

2:27:28

you were there i mean like bill burr was walking in chapelle was out there it

2:27:31

was like crazy that's

2:27:33

how it is there that's well how it was there now it's a ghost house you know

2:27:37

now it's boarded up well

2:27:38

but you're going to do something here right are you going to turn austin i mean

2:27:42

because like you're

2:27:43

basically hoovering up everybody i like and moving them to austin i've hoovered

2:27:46

up a lot of good people

2:27:47

yeah i even got brian holtzman to move out here the um the idea is to throw up

2:27:52

the bat signal and to

2:27:54

let all of them know that they can be free here really that this is this is a

2:27:58

place where i'm

2:27:59

as opposed to every other person who opens up a comedy club every other person

2:28:04

who opens up a

2:28:05

comedy club opens up a comic club to make money right they say i'm going to

2:28:08

have these comedians

2:28:08

you know i'm going to make x percentage of the door and they're going to make

2:28:12

this and i'm going to

2:28:12

make a good living i'm not saying that at all my idea is to break even if i can

2:28:16

break even i'm happy

2:28:17

i just want to make it the most comfortable place for comedians and i want to

2:28:22

support the art form

2:28:23

you said the store ultimately is a venue for people doing creative yes and you

2:28:28

said don't you know don't

2:28:29

fetishize the fact that it's a particular kind of magic there may be magic but

2:28:33

ultimately it's a

2:28:34

facilitator of magic the magic was mitzi shore the mitzi shore let us be who we

2:28:39

were that she would

2:28:40

she would cackle you know call it the island of misfit toys okay the inmates

2:28:44

are running the asylum

2:28:46

that was her thing she loved it she loved the fact that she let these crazy

2:28:50

people just go nuts on

2:28:52

her why did she let you leave for seven years she wasn't in control she she

2:28:57

didn't she got we she

2:28:58

gave me a spot that night i know the night that i got banned she gave me a spot

2:29:02

i called her i told

2:29:03

her what was going on with the video and she goes wow just keep away from them

2:29:07

and she said to me what

2:29:09

time do you want to go up i go what time do you want me to go up she goes how

2:29:12

about 10 30. i go okay

2:29:13

i love you she loved me back it's the last time i talked to her is that right

2:29:18

yeah can i bring

2:29:20

somebody up on the show because it's hugely at scale named isador singer jamie

2:29:24

can you show somebody

2:29:25

named isador singer i-s-a-d-o-r-e-s-i-n-g-e-r who's my version in some sense of

2:29:31

this guy saved my ass

2:29:32

who the fuck's up dude this guy is one of the greatest human beings and the

2:29:40

privilege of coming

2:29:42

to this show he is one half of the atia singer index theorem a courageous guy

2:29:51

brilliant beyond words

2:29:52

who changed the entire face of mathematical physics

2:30:00

and a human being who i had a falling out with over the national academy of

2:30:07

sciences uh i hate

2:30:10

mushrooms more than anything in this world i ate a plate of steamed sauteed

2:30:14

mushrooms why do you hate

2:30:16

mushrooms i can't stand my gag and his wife rosemary is a wonderful gourmet

2:30:20

chef and she made a plate of it

2:30:22

you ever had morels dude i can barely get down forcing four sigmatic do you

2:30:28

know what morels look

2:30:29

like no tell me morels are like they're almost like meat okay they're like i've

2:30:33

tried that with shiitake

2:30:34

people say these things but shiitake is good too i ate a huge plate for this

2:30:41

guy okay without

2:30:42

showing any discomfort when i got to the bottom and i want i thought i was

2:30:46

going to throw up at this

2:30:47

table why mushrooms i can't stand mushrooms them i hate them i hate them what

2:30:51

do you love

2:30:52

everything come on what do you love uh i love parmesan cheese i love salmon i

2:30:58

love uh noodle kugel

2:31:01

i love uh um grits sure i love pozole you're cool with grits you're not cool

2:31:06

with mushrooms

2:31:07

fuck mushrooms wow okay but the thing is i just lost this guy i'm not i'm not

2:31:14

um gonna see him again

2:31:15

i have two years ago i went to massachusetts to try to see him and you know

2:31:22

this idea that mitzi stood

2:31:24

up for you and she was just in bad health and all this well this guy stood up

2:31:28

for me and saved my ass

2:31:30

and i never got a chance to resolve my you know like you say i'm never going to

2:31:36

see this i didn't see

2:31:37

this person again i didn't see this guy again and i have so much love for him

2:31:41

but i don't understand what

2:31:43

happened you're not explaining this very well he was a member of the national

2:31:46

academy of sciences like

2:31:48

the very top he was a head of the committee called cosa pup which is the holy

2:31:51

of holies

2:31:52

okay and i discovered that the national academy of sciences had faked a

2:31:57

shortage of scientists and

2:31:59

engineers they did a secret study where they looked at supply and demand and

2:32:03

decided that the price of

2:32:05

american scientists and engineers was going to hit six figures and they

2:32:09

subtracted the demand curves and they

2:32:12

said let's fake a demographic supply uh crisis where we wouldn't have enough

2:32:17

scientists they got us to

2:32:19

pass the 1990 immigration act which came with h1b and i told is this and it put

2:32:25

him in a position

2:32:26

where the thing that he loved which was the system because he was the guy who

2:32:30

made the system work

2:32:31

he was like harriet tubman he would do things he saved me he saved me he loved

2:32:37

the system and then

2:32:39

i had to show him that the system had gotten so corrupted that we were going to

2:32:42

give it all away

2:32:43

to china and we were going to allow the chinese to populate our labs and put a

2:32:47

proctoscope in the

2:32:48

entire university system which is where we do our research so they would get

2:32:51

the benefits of totalitarianism

2:32:53

and the benefits of our freedom they'd learn all the stuff we were doing with

2:32:57

our freedom and then they'd go

2:33:01

and is was so angry at me that i had found the study in 1986 done with the

2:33:06

national science foundation

2:33:07

and the national academy to fake a fake shortage of scientists and engineers to

2:33:12

pass the 1990 immigration

2:33:14

act that led to h1b that he and i got to a point where we couldn't talk to each

2:33:19

other what was his

2:33:21

rationale for faking it you know he didn't want to fake it he understood what i

2:33:25

said but the point was is

2:33:27

that he had attached himself to the system he was well he was what made the

2:33:32

system great the system

2:33:33

used to be much better did he recognize your your dilemma is love me is love

2:33:41

right but did he recognize

2:33:42

your dilemma yes we got to a point where the world divided us like i was a i

2:33:47

was his postdoc i was his

2:33:49

postdoc and we weren't just postdoc we it wasn't just a formal relationship i'd

2:33:54

go up to his office and

2:33:56

we talked about jazz and love and children and heartbreak and all sorts of

2:34:01

stuff and he believed

2:34:03

in this that i showed you okay he had so much confidence that when i came to

2:34:09

cambridge out of

2:34:10

luck when harvard was trying to asphyxiate me he stood up for me and gathered

2:34:14

the entire

2:34:15

creme de la creme of the mit math physics world to hear what i had to say

2:34:22

because he believed and then he

2:34:23

made sure that i got an nsf postdoc and that i got a postdoc at mit and he

2:34:27

repaired my my story right

2:34:29

and i love this guy i love this guy so much and he was at my wedding and i

2:34:34

never got a chance to say

2:34:36

goodbye to him and the new york times did an obituary and the new york times

2:34:42

hasn't talked to me for like

2:34:43

eight years almost something like that and i looked at the obituary to hear

2:34:48

about his singer and like i'm the major quote

2:34:50

i don't know because they were still talking to me and they do the obituary so

2:34:54

many years in front

2:34:55

i've met a tiny number of people who will be remembered a thousand years from

2:35:00

now

2:35:01

this is one of like three people i can say for sure if people are still talking

2:35:06

a thousand years from

2:35:07

now they're going to remember him because he did this this wonderful thing the

2:35:11

ts singer index theorem

2:35:12

it's just so foundational you can't even imagine how beautiful this thing is

2:35:15

and

2:35:17

you know it was shocking it was shocking to remember that i had been enough

2:35:24

part of the system that i could

2:35:25

be respectable that i could be a trusted to say something about this great man

2:35:31

who just passed it

2:35:32

like i don't know 96. and i never got a chance to like say goodbye or repair

2:35:40

the repair the relationship

2:35:43

and you know i was in touch with his daughter who writes for the new york times

2:35:46

is had a a cabinet and if you said something really brilliant like really

2:35:52

brilliant he'd often go to the

2:35:54

cabinet and say you know it's funny i haven't thought about that for n years

2:35:59

and he'd pull out a piece of

2:36:00

paper and there was your brilliant idea which he didn't even think to publish

2:36:05

because it wasn't ready yet

2:36:08

and on the one hand you were just devastated like holy you had that thought

2:36:12

and on the other hand you were like i had a thought that is singerhead you know

2:36:18

it's like there's this

2:36:19

level like if carlin might maybe you know for some for some comics or or uh or

2:36:24

lenny bruce or richard

2:36:26

prior or dave chappelle or somebody like that there are these relationships

2:36:31

where people are just at

2:36:33

such an incredible level that you can't even believe that some human being has

2:36:37

ascended

2:36:39

and the period of time that i spent with him taught me more about what the

2:36:43

human mind is capable of

2:36:45

than just about anything he's the he's the smartest most brilliant man i've

2:36:49

ever had

2:36:50

the pleasure to know really really well i still don't understand the falling

2:36:53

out

2:36:53

he didn't want to give up on the idea that the national academy was good

2:36:59

it was locked in well sometimes things can be good and flawed right but for him

2:37:05

to actually take what i was

2:37:08

saying that the national academy was acting against the american interest by

2:37:12

narrowly saying we need to

2:37:15

make american scientists and engineers cheaper that we need to flood the market

2:37:19

we need to interfere

2:37:20

in the wage mechanism we need to allow china first look at everything we do the

2:37:25

concept that the problem

2:37:27

was the national academy when he was he was the national academy i still don't

2:37:31

understand what was the

2:37:32

motivation of the national academy to do that in the reagan administration for

2:37:37

the first time they

2:37:39

appointed somebody to come in from industry rather than academics to head the

2:37:42

national science foundation

2:37:44

a guy named eric block okay and i think he came from ibm not sure eric block

2:37:50

took a sort of green eye

2:37:52

shade view of the world like holy shit we're going to have to overpay for

2:37:56

american scientists and engineers

2:37:58

how do we avoid having to pay six figures for new phds how do we avoid letting

2:38:04

the genius of the market

2:38:06

solve the problem of supply and demand because there's no such thing as a labor

2:38:10

shortage in a market economy

2:38:11

long term right the wage mechanism will rise and you'll get as many people as

2:38:16

you want

2:38:18

and when eric block did this he hired he went through a guy named peter house

2:38:22

and they picked a an economist

2:38:25

named miles boylan whose name i've never said who in 1986 wrote a study that

2:38:31

said here's how expensive

2:38:32

it's going to be to pay for scientists and engineers who are american in the

2:38:36

future and it was a i deduced

2:38:39

from first principles that they had done an incompetent economic study and that

2:38:44

they had faked an

2:38:46

incompetent demographic study by subtracting a demand curve

2:38:49

so they they hid the competence and pretended that they were incompetent to

2:38:55

pass the immigration

2:38:56

act of 1990 which brought us the h-1b which brought us huge numbers of chinese

2:39:01

graduate students who

2:39:03

currently staff our labs and who were addicted to and this gives china the

2:39:08

benefit a first look

2:39:10

at the benefits of freedom and the first and the benefits of the ability to

2:39:15

execute with an iron

2:39:15

fist okay the idea that i was telling isador

2:39:20

you don't understand your organization is doing the wrong thing you have to

2:39:25

stand up against your

2:39:27

own organization what was his response how dare you but did you show him the

2:39:34

data

2:39:35

he was on a trip he was on a trip he was on a trip to washington dc and he said

2:39:40

prepare a report for me

2:39:42

on what you're saying and i sent him the secret study that i had uncovered okay

2:39:47

and he said how dare you

2:39:51

it was too cognitively dissonant you you're picking on the one thing that i don't

2:39:57

want to talk about because

2:39:58

did he say that yes he said you're picking on the one i don't want to talk

2:40:02

about you joe

2:40:03

you're picking on his low wall i love this guy this he made a bad call the

2:40:10

great isador singer made

2:40:12

one bad call did you have a conversation with him about this i tried he wouldn't

2:40:16

talk to you so this

2:40:17

guy who you loved and he loved you and you had long conversations i'm sure he

2:40:21

just stopped communicating

2:40:22

with you if we couldn't get past the idea that the that something called cospup

2:40:28

the committee on

2:40:29

i don't forget what it's it's an acronym on public policy

2:40:32

had gone in a direction that was

2:40:36

long-term deleterious to the united states he was a patriot

2:40:41

he had stood up for star wars under reagan at great cost to himself

2:40:45

he was a he was a guy who loved his country

2:40:50

he loved science the national academy he had courage like you wouldn't believe

2:40:54

so essentially

2:40:55

he had a blind spot a blind blind spot didn't allow him to even he didn't

2:40:59

understand that it

2:40:59

was changing everything was changing and the thing that he loved which was the

2:41:04

system which had been

2:41:06

you know the thing that put us on the moon right right the thing that won world

2:41:09

war ii right

2:41:10

was stabbing america in the back the national academy of sciences the something

2:41:15

called the government

2:41:15

university industry research roundtable and something called the policy

2:41:19

research and analysis

2:41:20

division of nsf the two main science groups national academy and national

2:41:25

science foundation teamed up

2:41:26

against american science for the benefit of employers to make sure that they

2:41:31

would never have to pay market prices

2:41:32

and fuck these people they gave away our advantage our geopolitical strategic

2:41:39

advantage

2:41:41

and they they spun an entire story about we need the best and the brightest but

2:41:44

it was all about money

2:41:46

and this guy miles boylan who's an economist who's i believe sort of semi-retired

2:41:52

from nsf is the name

2:41:53

i've held back my you know like i'm saying names that i don't normally say in

2:41:57

public

2:42:00

we i lost somebody i cared so much about over this issue right because i told

2:42:10

is the national academy

2:42:11

of sciences has gone bad they've had me there four times to tell them that i've

2:42:16

caught them there's no

2:42:18

record like at some point they had a reporter from science magazine and i spoke

2:42:26

and there's no record that i

2:42:28

said anything i got a standing ovation at a conference for talking about the

2:42:33

fact that

2:42:34

i had caught them in this in this conspiracy against american scientists and

2:42:41

i learned about what happens when like you're going you say can you please

2:42:48

report this it's like

2:42:49

suddenly your voice vanishes and i said you know is they've had me there four

2:42:53

times they've asked me

2:42:55

four times to tell them how i've caught them and it was too much for him he

2:42:59

couldn't come to grips and

2:43:03

like i don't want to be talking about that i want to be talking about the atia

2:43:05

singer index theorem or

2:43:06

ray singer torsion or any of the beautiful things the bpst instanton all the

2:43:10

wonder that is singer

2:43:11

brought into the world i want to talk about him saving my career if i'd wanted

2:43:14

one this was the thing

2:43:16

that didn't go that way it was me saying you know the thing that you loved it's

2:43:21

gone bad and i lost

2:43:23

gone bad because of economics because of economics because this thing i talked

2:43:27

about about embedded

2:43:28

growth obligations when the growth ran out people became sociopathic okay it's

2:43:33

like you don't like

2:43:35

this you know i looked what you did with the store where the guy who was the

2:43:38

booker

2:43:40

it was the bad actor right and then you said well that's the thing about the

2:43:44

store nothing ever made

2:43:45

sense about the story that was what was great about the store it's true okay

2:43:49

you want to know what i

2:43:51

love i love this country and i love our science establishment i love our

2:43:53

universities and there's

2:43:55

nowhere to stand because they've been acting bad for so long they've been so

2:44:00

corrupt in terms of

2:44:04

shepherding the research enterprise and i caught them and they knew that i

2:44:07

caught them and they

2:44:08

invited me back to tell them over and over again how i caught them right what

2:44:12

was their response to

2:44:13

you explaining how you caught them um they hired a guy well they invited a guy

2:44:20

named sherwin rosen who said

2:44:23

scientists are like cattle you breed them you birth them you feed them you

2:44:31

slaughter them you repeat the

2:44:33

cycle you really said that yeah economist uh from university of chicago and i

2:44:39

was at this and i was

2:44:40

supposed to respond to this because scientists are not economically minded so

2:44:44

you can take advantage of

2:44:46

them and i said thinking about data that's right because we're all vulnerable

2:44:49

because we all believe in

2:44:50

the best and the brightest and we're heads down in our work wait wait a second

2:44:53

i got up and i said

2:44:56

sherwin very interesting that you think scientists are like cattle let me tell

2:45:00

you a different story about

2:45:02

economists and then i went through what i'd unearthed okay and i brought a room

2:45:08

that was in an academic

2:45:11

conference to a standing ovation that never happens for an academic conference

2:45:17

because people wanted to hear the truth and sherwin rosen you know went off to

2:45:25

the airport and said that

2:45:26

that was the most impudent young man i've ever talked to and then i got invited

2:45:29

to the cosa pup

2:45:30

committee and the cosa pup committee said um you know eric the problem with

2:45:34

your model is scientists

2:45:36

are not in any way motivated by money they only care about the truth and that's

2:45:40

why all of your models

2:45:42

don't work and i said great news because i have a friend who's got a wife who's

2:45:47

eight months pregnant

2:45:49

being paid fourteen thousand dollars a year so i'm going to open my briefcase

2:45:53

and we're going to use

2:45:54

the tool called revealed preference and we're going to go around given that you're

2:45:57

all doing very very

2:45:58

well in your lives and we're going to open up the briefcase and we're going to

2:46:01

allow you to put in

2:46:02

an iou for how much money you don't care about to help the struggling young topologist

2:46:08

and his wife

2:46:09

and i looked at each member of the coast pup committee and i got to one of them

2:46:13

he said okay

2:46:14

eric you've made your point and one of them said well who did this dastardly

2:46:19

thing and i said the

2:46:21

government university industry research roundtable and all eyes turned to this

2:46:25

woman i think her name

2:46:26

was mary ellen fox she said well mary ellen's the head of that so then mary ellen

2:46:31

invited me

2:46:32

so then i gave this talk again and again and again and again right and they

2:46:36

wanted to know how much do

2:46:38

you know how much do you know and then there's no record that any of this

2:46:43

happened and one of the

2:46:45

reasons i don't talk about this it's not that i don't have the goods it's that

2:46:48

i don't want to ruin

2:46:51

the beauty of who we are and what we do i keep waiting for these people to

2:46:58

retire and stop ruining

2:47:00

our universities and stop ruining the next generation of kids and stop charging

2:47:04

people so much

2:47:05

that you know they have to effectively go into gray area prostitution in order

2:47:09

to pay off their student

2:47:10

loans i keep saying when are we going to get rid of this class of people that

2:47:15

ran everything into the

2:47:16

ground and i've now given up and that was one of the things that i did by

2:47:21

reviewing what you did with

2:47:23

joke thievery as i realized that you said joke thievery isn't actually funny

2:47:28

there are things that

2:47:30

aren't funny and these things that i'm talking about about burying careers

2:47:35

about destroying people about

2:47:37

interfering with the wage mechanism about giving away our advantage to our

2:47:40

geopolitical rivals are not funny

2:47:43

and they're not cute and i've realized that this is the thing that i'm

2:47:47

unwilling to talk about i don't

2:47:49

want to get into the ugliness of going up against the national academy of

2:47:52

sciences and saying what the

2:47:54

hell is wrong with you people but now i've decided i'm going whole hog and i'm

2:47:59

going to be who i am

2:48:01

one of the things that i'm worried with when it comes to world woke culture is

2:48:06

not that people think the

2:48:09

way they think because i think a lot of young people think that way a lot of

2:48:12

young people have socialist

2:48:14

marxist ideas because it seems like it's a good thing to think of you know and

2:48:19

and and then you know

2:48:20

woke ideology at least on the surface it seems to be spreading what you would

2:48:28

call social justice which

2:48:30

seems to be a positive thing right on the surface what what my concern really

2:48:35

is and i think what's

2:48:37

highlighted what you were just expressing about these uh chinese scientists is

2:48:43

that what my my real

2:48:47

concern is and i think this is probably actually happening right now is the the

2:48:52

way that people are

2:48:54

expressing things online is not entirely organic i think it's partially organic

2:49:00

but i think it's

2:49:01

influenced by foreign entities i think it's influenced pretty considerably i

2:49:06

think there's a lot of

2:49:07

elevating and escalating a lot of the the rhetoric incentivizing they're

2:49:12

hacking our openness as a

2:49:14

system yes and they're they're accelerating the rhetoric and pushing the

2:49:20

narrative because like this the

2:49:22

thing about this woke ideology that we were talking about before with this

2:49:27

forced compliance right is

2:49:28

that people feel compelled to agree with everything they feel they feel

2:49:34

compelled to go along with whatever

2:49:36

the ideology is proposing i think a bad actor can insert almost like bad code

2:49:44

into an operating system and

2:49:47

like a virus into an operating system and accentuate or advance things past the

2:49:54

point that just a few

2:49:56

years ago would be considered preposterous and i think that this woke ideology

2:50:01

the way it permeates through

2:50:03

academia and the way it doesn't allow for reasonable debate it doesn't allow

2:50:09

for uncomfortable ideas and

2:50:11

it enforces things like safe spaces and and trigger warnings and all this that's

2:50:16

just not supposed to

2:50:17

be any not supposed to have anything to do with learning and growing and

2:50:21

exploring ideas that we are

2:50:24

empowering what we're essentially our economic enemies and our political

2:50:30

enemies we're we're empowering

2:50:33

other countries i think these things are all connected and i think the economic

2:50:37

motivation that allowed

2:50:39

those people to essentially to you know they they essentially cut the achilles

2:50:48

heel of science

2:50:49

by by making it so that these scientists could only earn a certain amount of

2:50:54

money and disincentivizing

2:50:57

people who are economically i want to make scientists reasonably middle class

2:51:02

or better i want men and

2:51:03

women who are raising families i want them not have to worry about money so

2:51:07

they can pursue science

2:51:08

yes i want gay couples to be able to raise kids but i want them in the same

2:51:15

state yeah i know people who

2:51:17

are two states away who think that they have jobs close to each other okay what

2:51:22

do you mean like

2:51:23

somebody will have a job in arizona and somebody will have a job in wyoming

2:51:27

they think they have

2:51:29

jobs what do you mean by that jobs are so scarce that married couples will live

2:51:32

in different states

2:51:33

oh scientists scientists okay i see what you're saying right women will be i

2:51:40

interviewed um

2:51:42

investigators for the american society of cell biology and principal

2:51:46

investigators who were at the top of the

2:51:48

the bio pile say we're supposed to not have children because we have to show

2:51:52

that we're serious oh jesus

2:51:53

right and that one claim was we make people wait um to get tenure into their

2:52:00

late 30s and early 40s

2:52:02

because some percentage of females discover that motherhood is as interesting

2:52:06

as science

2:52:06

like i unearthed so much crazy stuff people talking about the joys of slave

2:52:13

labor what you would talk to

2:52:16

somebody and say look you know you can say what you want about best and the

2:52:19

brightest but really what

2:52:21

i enjoy is having a slave labor force americans don't actually listen to

2:52:24

directions who the said that

2:52:27

a particular pi i don't understand what that means what do they mean by that

2:52:32

somebody is trying to say

2:52:34

the system is broken and trying to tell me in an anonymous interview i worked

2:52:38

for the american society of

2:52:40

cell biology through the national bureau of economic research and the sloan

2:52:44

foundation

2:52:45

and i interviewed i think it was like 25 leading called principal investigators

2:52:51

in biology

2:52:52

and these people told me the most hair-raising things about the nature of

2:52:57

biological research okay

2:52:58

and i thought why are you telling me what does that have to do with slave labor

2:53:04

that the pis the heads of labs need an army of people to do exactly what they

2:53:10

say in order to be

2:53:11

competitive to win grants and get prizes and publish papers and they described

2:53:17

it as slave slave labor

2:53:19

they're basically talking about undergraduates no what are they talking about

2:53:22

graduate students

2:53:23

graduate students graduate students aren't students they're a labor force

2:53:28

they're minimally students postdocs and graduate students are a labor force so

2:53:34

the idea is that

2:53:35

they provide a service but ultimately it will lead to them being phds and yes

2:53:43

but very often what

2:53:44

they're really doing the foreign ones are very often trying to immigrate and so

2:53:48

the idea is that the

2:53:49

way into the country is that i'm going to contribute n years of labor at a very

2:53:53

high level at a very low price

2:53:55

pretending that i'm not a worker that i'm a graduate student into the system

2:53:59

china for example will get

2:54:01

the ability to look at what we're doing because their people are in our labs

2:54:08

the pi gets low-cost labor

2:54:11

to carry out the research and the system is based on the idea that pliant labor

2:54:19

is in an abundant

2:54:20

supply so i forget like a quarter of phds went to china something like that and

2:54:26

we talk about them as

2:54:28

students so the whole thing is like people want to unionize how can you have a

2:54:33

union of students they're

2:54:35

students well really they're a cryptic labor force the work that's getting done

2:54:40

is being done by the

2:54:42

students who are really not students you're a student probably for the first

2:54:45

year or two of graduate

2:54:46

school then you're a worker so the whole thing is completely corrupt it's cryptic

2:54:54

there's like a

2:54:55

system called fringe rates there's a system called overhead it's funny money

2:54:59

through and through and

2:55:01

this whole thing is organized so that senior um principal investigators pis can

2:55:07

run their careers with

2:55:09

these labor forces and then they take pictures and they say look at our lab and

2:55:13

how wonderfully

2:55:14

international it is but what they're really selling is immigration whoa right

2:55:19

so the yeah this is why

2:55:21

the national academy and i this is heavy no kidding but the point is is that we

2:55:25

just gave away our

2:55:27

technical advantage because we couldn't get the money to pay for our own labor

2:55:32

because we actually have

2:55:34

the best and brightest people right here in the states so these people learn as

2:55:38

graduate students

2:55:40

on these projects and then take that information and go back overseas or they

2:55:44

stay here and they have a

2:55:46

very strong tie because very often our professors in order to remain

2:55:51

competitive have to take on this

2:55:53

kind of science knows no boundaries well if science knows no boundaries why are

2:55:57

our tax dollars supporting

2:55:58

it so this is how you get to a situation like where the world health

2:56:01

organization refuses to say the name

2:56:03

taiwan exactly because they're so economically and our people are not i have

2:56:10

this quote which is very

2:56:12

difficult for people but it says the idealism of every age is the cover story

2:56:17

of its greatest thefts

2:56:18

and one of the greatest threat thefts is science is international science is

2:56:24

international a result that's

2:56:26

true about a virus is true in one place and true in another you know right same

2:56:29

thing about a theorem

2:56:30

but we maintain a national science program in part to give us advantage

2:56:37

economic advantage military advantage we've got all the smartest people and

2:56:43

they're squandering that and

2:56:45

what we've done you see i want china to say we're cut off from the benefits of

2:56:52

freedom we're going to have to

2:56:53

free up our own people if we want top tier science we can't do this totalitarian

2:56:59

stuff anymore the same

2:57:00

way they've sort of opened up their economy do a version of capitalism version

2:57:04

i want competition

2:57:05

i want to say look i don't want to i don't want to fear you i want you to be

2:57:10

more open to your people

2:57:13

with their middle fingers up telling you to go yourselves and in order to get

2:57:17

that freedom remember

2:57:18

tianemaine square and the statue of liberty and all that kind of stuff in order

2:57:21

to get that we

2:57:23

can't give them the benefits of both systems what we've done is we've given

2:57:26

them the benefits of

2:57:27

freedom by taking all the stuff that they can see that we're doing and then

2:57:32

they have all the benefits

2:57:33

of command and control so they execute like crazy and they listen through their

2:57:39

people here

2:57:40

and then they build you know programs where people go back and forth and so

2:57:45

what we're doing is

2:57:47

we have a group of people who are so idealistic like i can't see these

2:57:51

boundaries

2:57:52

i can't believe you're bringing up the specter of nationalism okay well this is

2:57:58

the idealism is

2:57:59

the cover story of a theft the theft is that we have the greatest educational

2:58:03

system we train the best

2:58:05

people we have high schools in new york that have won more nobel prizes in

2:58:09

science than all of china

2:58:11

okay and we are destroying ourselves lying that americans can't do science i

2:58:18

see your complaint but

2:58:20

what can be done about it well one thing is is that if i have a friend who has

2:58:24

a ridiculously large

2:58:26

podcast i can go on about once a year and i can say crazy and then maybe maybe

2:58:32

somebody will write about this somebody will talk about that i know that's joe

2:58:37

that's a pie in the

2:58:39

sky right there i don't know what to do about it but what i've been trying to

2:58:42

do is you made a very

2:58:43

good point that's it's really interesting because i didn't know it worked that

2:58:46

way and the way you

2:58:47

describe graduate students is essentially like almost like indentured servants

2:58:51

well this is the thing

2:58:52

about this is why is and i lost our friendship is is that i tried to say let's

2:58:58

think about what's really

2:59:00

going on and he looked at it and he's just like i i can't go there in fact he

2:59:04

said to me at some point

2:59:05

it's like i'm not saying you're wrong i'm just saying i i can't because he's

2:59:09

too embedded into the

2:59:11

system because he look this is a guy who made the system run like if you're

2:59:18

proud of our universities

2:59:20

if you're proud of our government if you're proud of journalism in a previous

2:59:23

era this was the kind of a guy

2:59:26

who would break the sons of bitches who would do bad things he cleared stuff

2:59:32

out of people's way he

2:59:33

knew who was who was naughty and who was nice and he made sure that his people

2:59:37

survived there's another

2:59:39

thing though it's like rebellion is a young man's endeavor a certain point in

2:59:44

time a man gets settled

2:59:45

into his life and his position and who he is and you know it's hard to i'm not

2:59:52

i'm not bitching about

2:59:53

him i know exactly why i did what he did i know you're not but it you know i

2:59:58

think you're uh what

3:00:00

you said is very important there's a lot of shit you said that i don't

3:00:03

understand at all and i just let

3:00:05

you talk i don't know why you got hair ties on your fucking thing here because

3:00:10

those yeah because

3:00:11

those are one degree of freedom as you push them up and down that's remember

3:00:15

three degrees of freedom

3:00:16

i opened up a can of worms you should check out pull that up jamie.com you

3:00:21

should stay off clubhouse

3:00:22

how about that i have been largely staying

3:00:24

so do i have a regular gig here monday wednesday and friday when are you coming

3:00:30

back anytime brother

3:00:31

you gotta you gotta get out of l.a though before it implodes they're falling

3:00:34

apart they just they

3:00:35

killed their gang unit today you know that oh no yeah i'm waiting to get the i'm

3:00:38

waiting to get the

3:00:39

lex friedman invitation he's already moved here he moved here today no i know

3:00:42

because you invited him

3:00:43

you haven't told me you haven't told me to move here you want to move here no

3:00:46

you should move here

3:00:47

should i it's pretty everybody should move here it's awesome but then nobody

3:00:50

should move here

3:00:50

because there's too many people exactly traffic's already so hard dude

3:00:54

sometimes it takes five extra

3:00:56

minutes to get where you have to go it's crazy oh my god that's terrible joe

3:01:01

traffic here is so cute

3:01:02

they're like the traffic is crazy like you need to go to orange county at three

3:01:10

o'clock

3:01:11

in the afternoon just take that suicide drive so who have you gotten to move

3:01:15

here you you got

3:01:16

suzanne to move here you got lex to move here did you do elon no i don't think

3:01:21

so no elon was fed up

3:01:23

no no elon and i didn't even talk about it we both kind of came to the same

3:01:27

conclusion organically

3:01:29

um i got uh i think holtzman probably moved here because of me is tim dylan tim

3:01:34

dylan moved here

3:01:35

because of me for sure he thought about suing me because when he moved here the

3:01:38

ice storm hit uh

3:01:39

tom segura definitely moved here because of me uh there's there's more they're

3:01:43

coming there's waves

3:01:45

once this the club opens then then the full wave then i'm gonna do scholarships

3:01:50

i'm gonna do whatever

3:01:51

the i can to get people here i have a plan it's a weird plan you know it's uh

3:01:57

but it's it's uh it

3:01:58

throbs in my head like a a weird sound that only a dog can hear you know i have

3:02:04

an idea what's the

3:02:05

plan the plan is to turn this into the hub of stand-up comedy there's a lot of

3:02:09

logic behind it

3:02:10

one of the big pieces of logic is that there's no reason for us to be in hollywood

3:02:15

the only reason

3:02:15

for us to be in hollywood is we were always chasing sitcoms before but now if a

3:02:19

comic gets

3:02:20

a sitcom it costs you money it's it's it's it's a loser it's a loser in

3:02:24

comparison to a podcast and

3:02:27

you got a bunch of suits around you telling you what to do hey hey easy on the

3:02:30

suits brother i have

3:02:31

a couple of those but it's like i've done it so it's you know i can be at this

3:02:38

moment in my life

3:02:39

this stage of my life i can be a a reasonable spokesperson in that i really am

3:02:45

just doing

3:02:45

this for the art form and then i really do love the art form still and i think

3:02:50

that we for somehow

3:02:52

because of economics we've been embedded in hollywood in terms of like acting

3:02:57

like actors and and and

3:02:59

you know and television shows but we are as far from actors as a creative

3:03:06

endeavor can be like comics are

3:03:08

as real as you can get there's no there's no acting you know i think we are the

3:03:11

writers

3:03:12

music and comedy those are the great signs of intelligence well it's it's an

3:03:17

underappreciated

3:03:19

art form and because it's it's because you guys are all broken it's all it's a

3:03:22

little bit of that

3:03:23

but it's also because it seems normal it seems like you're just talking it's

3:03:26

like if i see gary

3:03:27

clark playing guitar i go oh i definitely can't do that but if i see someone

3:03:31

talking i go well i can

3:03:33

talk he's just talking he makes some good points but i can make some good

3:03:37

points it's the the

3:03:38

instrument is the instrument that everyone uses all day long every day so it

3:03:42

gives off the illusion yeah

3:03:44

that the art form of communication of comedy right it gives off this illusion

3:03:48

that it's not that big of

3:03:49

a deal right and but to people that do it the guys like the tim dillons yas papas

3:03:55

he's another guy i

3:03:56

got to move here he comes here next week um there's there's more coming but the

3:04:03

these the guys who are

3:04:04

really doing it they understand and they understand that i am really in it for

3:04:08

the right form genuinely

3:04:10

this is gonna be mecca i want it to be okay i think it can be and i think it

3:04:14

can be for the good

3:04:15

of the art form because i think if i can provide a base like a real home base

3:04:20

where they know there's

3:04:22

every home base every comedy club that we've ever had even though they've been

3:04:26

great they've been run

3:04:27

with a an economic motivation right this is not going to be run with that it's

3:04:31

going to be right

3:04:32

you can afford not to do it yeah i just want to break even that'd be my goal

3:04:35

but if it doesn't

3:04:36

break even i'm okay with that too i just want it to be right i want to set it

3:04:40

up right and once

3:04:41

i set it up right i want everybody to grow and and it's like a gym if you have

3:04:47

a bunch of killers

3:04:48

in the gym you get better you get you get better by the music scene here

3:04:52

enhances it for sure

3:04:54

for sure yes for sure people are in that they've got that muscle yeah pretty

3:04:58

strong well it's it's tight

3:05:00

here it's real good it's a real good scene and you know gary also helped me

3:05:04

move here too because

3:05:05

when gary gary jr yeah he moves here he lives here yeah he he was he was here

3:05:10

before me though he was

3:05:12

living in la and you know we were he and i were talking and he moved back and i

3:05:16

go why'd you move

3:05:17

back he's like man i just was not feeling hollywood man he's like it's just not

3:05:21

me i'm from texas he

3:05:23

was like i'm a simple dude i like brisket and cadillacs and guitars and i mean

3:05:27

that comes forth in his

3:05:29

music you know like the purity of his music and uh he that made that made sense

3:05:33

to me and that was

3:05:34

before the pandemic that was before it you know and well texas blues by the way

3:05:40

is its own sub

3:05:41

thing of the blues i mean whether it's i don't know that place stubs where chapelle

3:05:46

and i were playing

3:05:47

steve rayvon used to go there and work for food they used to feed him that's

3:05:52

how he would go out there and

3:05:53

play and they would feed him in the early days of his career i did not know you

3:05:56

were a big srv guy i'm

3:05:58

a huge srv guy yeah i used to i used to work out to his music all the time are

3:06:02

you an albert king guy

3:06:05

um i've heard his music yeah um i'm uh i think i think i see i think of stevie

3:06:13

rayvon is like

3:06:14

really some major insight on top of a few select voices and i mean huge amounts

3:06:22

of new stuff but

3:06:23

really the amount drawn from albert king was pretty pretty amazing hmm well you

3:06:29

know blues all comes

3:06:31

from a bunch of different sources but they all feed off of each other right you

3:06:35

go all the way back to

3:06:37

robert johnson and it's like that's one of my favorite stories of all time said

3:06:41

he was so good

3:06:42

everybody thought he sold his soul and if you go listen to it now you go no he's

3:06:46

just good you know

3:06:47

but oh i don't know that those record it's like two records only right yeah i

3:06:52

believe so and it's

3:06:54

brilliant but the number of song the number of standards that he came up with

3:06:58

um even minor ones like i don't

3:07:01

know hell hands on my trail and yeah sweet home chicago he was clearly

3:07:07

especially for the time

3:07:08

like what year are we talking about with robert johnson's early 30s yeah so he

3:07:13

was clearly on

3:07:14

another level but there's always a lebron james you know there's always some

3:07:19

there's always some

3:07:20

person that's just like well but okay i think that bb king and albert king it's

3:07:24

sort of hard for us to

3:07:25

understand what about freddy king freddy king is super important but i don't

3:07:31

think i think that the

3:07:32

issue of bending notes that bb and albert did in their particular boxes next to

3:07:37

each other on the guitar

3:07:38

neck in which like one of them you associate with with albert which is cut meaner

3:07:43

and more minor and

3:07:45

the bb box weirdly is all about this major minor alteration through bending

3:07:51

like you don't hit a note by

3:07:53

playing the note you hit a note underneath and you move up into it okay and so

3:07:57

it's this vocal

3:07:58

articulation of particular kinds of vibrato and the weird thing about like

3:08:04

super technical players

3:08:06

like the most like a john petrucci or something as you say like well who do you

3:08:10

revere and they'll

3:08:11

say bb king and you're like huh he played super slow and well yeah but with

3:08:16

five or six notes so

3:08:18

just break your heart infinitely you won't care you'll just stay there you know

3:08:23

right and it's sort

3:08:24

of this idea of really deep musicianship that um it took me a long a lot longer

3:08:30

to appreciate albert

3:08:32

because albert was was gritty it was much more idiosyncratic he played flying

3:08:37

the upside down backwards

3:08:39

the gauge of the strain everything was like really weird and he knew that he

3:08:42

was doing everything

3:08:43

quote wrong but i think stevie ray vaughn really just said okay this this guy

3:08:50

has said so much i'm

3:08:51

going to prove it and i'm going to prove it by building my legacy on top of

3:08:55

what this guy contributed

3:08:58

i'm going to show you how brilliant this guy was changed my mind i think that's

3:09:01

one of the interesting

3:09:02

things about any genre yeah is that people piggyback on the work of others it's

3:09:06

clearly the case with comedy

3:09:08

you know it's um who would you say are your greatest influences well everybody

3:09:12

comes from lenny bruce

3:09:13

everybody all of us lenny bruce kicked open the door he's the robert johnson he's

3:09:20

he's the guy who

3:09:21

started it all off but it's hard because comedy is not it's it's it's hard to

3:09:27

listen to lenny bruce

3:09:29

today like you listen to prior today pro i think prior took what lenny bruce is

3:09:33

doing it made it a lot

3:09:35

funnier you know prior figured out a way to just be more vulnerable and more

3:09:41

you know more self

3:09:43

deprecating and personal and just he figured out a way to just be more honest

3:09:47

not that lenny bruce

3:09:49

wasn't honest but it just wasn't as exposed as prior was prior still to this

3:09:53

day is hilarious he's one

3:09:54

of the few guys that it resonates today like you go and listen to old prior it's

3:09:59

still really funny

3:10:01

you know whereas lenny bruce is like you you got to kind of put yourself in the

3:10:05

the times of lenny bruce

3:10:07

you got to put yourself in the 50s and 60s and try to imagine what it was like

3:10:11

to be in this incredibly

3:10:12

suppressed i think i think so much of what i believe was important about the 50s

3:10:17

is that jazz and comedy

3:10:19

and a few of these things like maybe beat poetry were so dependent on the

3:10:25

oppression of the normies

3:10:27

right that there were these just islands of yeah magic and they were so

3:10:33

oppressed that things that

3:10:34

are standard to us today were just revolutionary to them well that's the thing

3:10:38

is is that i listen for

3:10:41

um what these guys were doing and i think about there were these math and

3:10:47

physics seminars in the

3:10:49

soviet union that we did not understand were entirely dependent upon the fact

3:10:53

that everything

3:10:54

in the soviet union sucked right and so that you could go to these places and

3:10:57

this here's an island

3:10:58

of transcendence in a sea of right and so in a weird way i think the the us had

3:11:04

this and i don't

3:11:05

know if i mentioned this to you before at some point um they held san francisco

3:11:10

home movie night

3:11:11

at the castro theater and i went and they asked everyone to send their old home

3:11:16

movies of san francisco

3:11:17

and people were filing out of candlestick park or something in 1962 and i

3:11:22

noticed that half the

3:11:24

people looked like modern human beings and half of them had that glazed look

3:11:28

that you'd have with a

3:11:29

formal hat on your head and like a suit jacket that you associate with with

3:11:33

photographs from like an

3:11:35

earlier time and so it was like you were looking at cardboard cutouts and

3:11:39

modern human beings

3:11:40

simultaneously so a melding of the times yeah that there was some transitional

3:11:45

thing like if you ever

3:11:46

watch albert einstein everybody's in a suit and tie and he's in a sweatshirt

3:11:49

yeah and you're thinking

3:11:51

like wait you were in a sweatshirt when everyone else was doing something else

3:11:55

yeah um there is sort

3:11:56

of almost no trace of this and george thorogood was the guy who said when i saw

3:12:01

the beatles on ed sullivan he

3:12:03

said was the first time i saw young people having fun in public on tv like just

3:12:08

not performatively

3:12:09

they were just having a blast right and i didn't realize the extent to which

3:12:15

this was the oppression

3:12:16

that animated the lenny bruce milieu and the you know if you were going to see

3:12:20

lenny tristano or

3:12:21

um you know dizzy gillespie or bud powell don't you know like if you just think

3:12:27

about the beginning of

3:12:28

howl you know this thing about i've seen the best minds of my generation blah

3:12:31

blah blah people are

3:12:33

seeking something authentic and real and the the hippies aren't yet you know we

3:12:39

just lost lawrence

3:12:40

ferlinghetti uh the great last beat poet of the city lights bookstore in in san

3:12:45

francisco i don't

3:12:45

know how he lasted this long over 100 i think i think we forget about the beats

3:12:51

as uh as important to

3:12:54

that time well i think people are being suppressed in a different way now i

3:12:58

agree they're being suppressed

3:12:59

by people that purport to be intellectually open-minded and progressive and it's

3:13:04

not necessarily true and

3:13:06

there's a suppression on the other side of that and unfortunately a lot of

3:13:10

people are embracing like

3:13:12

far right-wing ideology to combat that because they feel pushed into a corner

3:13:16

and there's this

3:13:17

there's a different kind of pressure but it's all it's always pressure to get

3:13:22

people to conform

3:13:23

pressure to get people to comply it's always pressure to get people to accept

3:13:27

an ideology or a way of

3:13:29

life that they don't like but the comedian takes the opposite yes like think

3:13:33

the pressure to think for

3:13:34

yourself that's what we do yeah that's the job but why is it the com you know

3:13:38

this thing that you said

3:13:39

to me that really still resonates is you said for a while we couldn't figure

3:13:42

out how to tell jokes

3:13:43

i really remember this they were saying we would go to college campuses and it

3:13:47

wouldn't work

3:13:47

and then we gradually re realized how you had to tell a joke and then it became

3:13:53

the golden age of

3:13:53

comedy this is a conversation you and i had i think what's going on right now

3:13:58

is a good thing for

3:13:59

comedy because comedy has become radioactive and certain words are forbidden

3:14:04

but that just makes

3:14:06

it so that you have to figure out a more clever way to describe things in a way

3:14:10

that resonates with

3:14:11

people better in a way where while also being funny you're figuring out a way

3:14:17

to let these people know

3:14:18

you're a good person you're a good person but you're talking so what confuses

3:14:23

me is i would imagine that

3:14:25

our comedy right now and our music right now would be as good as they've been

3:14:30

for a long time and i think

3:14:31

our comedy is pretty amazing and i think our music is not hitting the same

3:14:36

heights i don't know that

3:14:38

i don't know that if you just like look at musical complexity there's been all

3:14:41

these recent studies

3:14:42

about what is the maybe music needs some repression

3:14:46

i think repression to the ultimately look at all the like what happened in the

3:14:52

60s it was responsible

3:14:54

it came out of the repression of the 50s i think that's real i think we need an

3:15:00

opponent we need a

3:15:01

an antagonist and a protagonist well this is the people we need a yin and a

3:15:05

yang where people don't

3:15:06

understand about my reaction to wap is do you have a reaction to wow oh yeah

3:15:11

for sure just say wit-ass

3:15:12

pussy can you say that say that for me say it for me what ass pussy there you

3:15:16

go you say he went off mike

3:15:19

my reaction is the same as my reaction to little nas x uh given satan a lap

3:15:30

dance well okay like you go

3:15:32

girl that's my reaction my reaction my reaction is you're you're screwing up

3:15:37

the repression angle

3:15:38

if you want to say something like wet ass pussy you want to do it in a way that

3:15:45

is you're you're

3:15:46

frustrating it making it difficult so you have to work for it just saying but

3:15:50

you can say it it's just

3:15:52

like it's it's a wave man it's coming in it's going out it's splashing against

3:15:57

the rocks you kids it's

3:15:58

chaos it's chaos i hate it mr weinstein off my lawn all right i gotta wrap this

3:16:04

up i love you thank you

3:16:05

for being here you have an open invitation you know this you're the best next

3:16:08

time no hair ties i don't

3:16:10

know what the fuck's going on with that but check out check out eric on uh clubhouse

3:16:15

he's there 24 7.

3:16:16

stop it and you get a great podcast too tell everybody uh where they can get

3:16:23

that they'll

3:16:23

figure it out it's everywhere the portal the portal it's everywhere the portal

3:16:27

you got it on is it on

3:16:28

youtube it's on youtube i should be i'm gonna go i'm gonna go back to one video

3:16:33

on youtube i've got

3:16:34

talkies no but i mean i i know you mostly you do audio right um i had been

3:16:39

avoiding the studio i didn't

3:16:41

like the idea of doing over i don't like skype interviews right right i don't

3:16:46

either so i tried

3:16:47

to wait it out in part yeah i'm gonna go back to doing real interviews and just

3:16:52

vaccinate people

3:16:53

all right tell them to wear three masks who gives a fuck get in studio all

3:16:58

right i love you buddy thank

3:16:59

you bye everybody