Who is Still Buying DVDs?

Hey, where was that special that I saw of you? You have a special. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on Amazon Prime, Blasian. That's what it's called. This is called Blasian. And what's crazy is it came out probably about eight months, last time I was on here, but they just released it on DVD. So my mom thinks I made it. Like it got released last week on DVD at Best Buy and Target and my mom saw that Target. That's hilarious. Your mom still buys DVDs. Yeah, I was like, who buys DVDs? And Comedy Dynamics was like, yeah, company wanted to put it out. So I was like, all right, cool. But the main thing is I'm going to be in New York. I got this new tour, new material. I'm exhausted. That's what it's called. It talks about my two kids, the family, all the things going on in the world. And I'm at Gotham Comedy Club March 7th and 8th. Look at that. Yeah, it's the diapers in the bottles now, man. I think it's March 7th today. I put the wrong date on there, but March 7th and 8th. Fix that shit. I am, I am. You put the wrong date on the fucking banner? Oh my goodness. I'm an idiot. And on the largest podcast in the world, it's March 7th and 8th. 7th and 8th. Gotham Comedy. People are going to try to buy tickets for the 6th and they're like, what? Maybe they can squeeze you on a 6th too. No, no. It's my son's birthday. Oh, there you go. I got to be there, man. That's probably why you subliminally accidentally put that, thinking about that number. Oh man, I can't miss my son's birthday. No, of course not. So Michael Yoh.com for tickets. Beautiful. So this special that's on Amazon, why did they release it now on DVD? They said Comedy Dynamics. I guess there's a DVD company that invests in a couple specials a year. And for some reason, they invested in mine and thought it could do well. And I was like, who buys DVDs? And they go, oh, it's about $3 billion a year still. Whoa. Yeah. And I'm like, okay. There's like action movies and shit. But who buys DVDs? People live somewhere where the internet sucks. I don't even have a DVD player. Yeah? Where's that though? Rural America. Who does? Even rural America has internet. Not if you have a satellite. The people with satellite, you can't really stream Netflix and stuff with satellite unless you have really good satellite. Like, how good is good satellite now? There's still Redbox and like, oh, we can get a DVD. There's still Redbox? Yeah, those are big. Yeah, yeah. There's a couple other companies like them. It's not Redbox, but I should have told Blockbuster to hang in there. Netflix still sends them. That's like the original business. No, they do not. They definitely still do. Yeah. They do? No, they don't. Oh, yeah. They got rid of that. No, no, no. I guarantee you they got rid of it. No, they got rid of it. I know people that do it. Use it. They got rid of it. Are you just guessing? No, I know. I thought I read an article that said they got rid of that like three or four years ago. We don't have... Why would... Look, hey, get the DVD. Get the DVD if you want. But I just don't know one person. Like my mom didn't even buy my DVD. Look at that. Movies delivered. Right to your mailbox. Free shipping, no late fees. Is that Netflix? Yeah, it's DVD.com, but it's DVD.Netflix.com. Wow. That's crazy. Hanging in there. So the two facts they said, Company Dynamics, it's about $3 billion a year, and Aquaman made $17 million off of DVDs. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Uh,block a mail instead? What? What? What? Watch a save? What? What? What? What? Huh? What? What? Question number five, seeing as Commission Party, yesRight. We have lost history. We're losing history. We're losing, yeah. I haven't lost it. We mask what? What? Where are you? What? What did you spend it on? A lot of urineIn. Yournvlight, yes technique, I think. Wait, what? strange times is on DVDs. I don't know. Yeah, it's um, people are still doing it. But I think that's one thing that I am curious about though. Like what's the best satellite downloads you can get? What's a satellite download? Like if you're in the middle of the country, you can get satellite internet when the upload is terrible. But the download... I think now everybody has good internet. I can't... That's what Elon's trying to fix that problem with. Yeah, but he's filling the sky up with junk. Stuff's floating around up there. Amateur astronomers getting pissed. I think they're seeing UFOs, just Elon satellites. What is...