What if Guys Could Make Millions Selling Sperm?

When I was in New York City in like the early 90s, there was a ton of dudes who would just be hanging around pool halls trying to get games and gambling. They didn't have any jobs. They slept on park benches, they slept under pool tables. Damn. Yeah. For the lovers, we're fucking billiards. It wasn't that. It's just like they could kind of barely get by that way and that was better than a job. Right. They could rather get by that way barely than wear a suit, show up at a fucking office. Well, let me ask you a question. Would you rather be shooting pool or jacking off in front of your camera? Depends on how much you can make shooting pool. I mean, what kind of money are we talking about? Bro. Everybody says, I would never jerk off in front of a camera. You wouldn't jerk off in front of a camera for $89 billion. Yeah, you would. You'd be like, oh, wait. I'd jack off in front of a camera for $89,000. Right. You'd be like. Bro, I'm telling you. Write it right down, nigga. I'm telling you, they here. For $89. This guy's been doing it for $89. You want to watch? You wouldn't have read it thread about the value of semen for a live US president and Obama's was the most. What? He should sell it. He should get on eBay. I'm saying. Imagine if Michelle left Barack and he just started selling his sperm. I'm saying. Slung and cum. If you're a famous guy, if you're a famous guy, like the rock, if the rock one of his cells come, do you know how much he gets? Damn. Imagine. Just imagine. I'm not saying you should buy it. I'm not saying you should. I don't support this in any way, but imagine a world. Look if we can imagine Nazis, we can imagine a world where the rock cells has come. What's the price of nut though? You know, it's pretty good. The market, same as Sotheby's. I'm gonna buy a painting. Uncut gems. Yeah, man. If you want to see a fucking car auction, those Barrett Jackson car auctions. We have a 1940 doing the right shots. It's all about demand. We got one of the rocks nuts from 2017. That's a good year. That's a good year. Signed the rocks. He signs the fucking test tube. It's like they open the jar. It's all fucking, you know, a glass, dry ice steam by the rocks come cryogenically frozen. The rocks come. That's worth. That's a million dollars. So in my mind, 100% it's a million dollars at least. We're being conservative here. If the rock can jerk off twice a day, he makes $2 million a day minimum. Damn, that's a chick. Dog. Yeah. I mean, you try to sell your catalog. 60 million a year, a month rather. 60 million a month. I think we're gonna have to have that jacked off this week. I've been bowing. I've been bowing literally. Then if the rock jerked off twice a day and sold it and he made billions of dollars. He gave me Elon Musk. This what I want to know. Who will take all these goddamn keys though? Who's responsible? Who's responsible? Does he have to give us a percentage of that to child support? Right. Right. Oh, that's how they get in there. That's like the lottery, right? Yeah, that's how they get in there. That's how they get in there. Child support for the kids. Child support for bringing your whole world down. That's crazy. Because you technically are the father. Just because you didn't experience pleasure. That is your child. Right. They would appeal to you on a moral level. That is your child. Yeah, it's your child. Just like in that one movie, She Hate Me. Right. When he fucked all them hoes, when he was giving his sperm out. You said it, you seen that? I didn't. You gotta watch that. Then I would make sure my come is spoiled first. It's gotta be dead. Throw a hot toss on it. Isn't that what Drake did? Didn't he throw a hot toss in his condom? Yeah, that was like the rumor. I don't know if it's real, but yeah. Of course it's not real. Okay. It's like this Team of Tagalog story from Ukraine. Like, just because it's not real doesn't mean it's not funny and you shouldn't tell it. Hot sauce in my cup. So you're gonna sell a bunch of fake dope, fake nut. Like, you should sell off bays on oregano as we? No, no, no. You can't do that. You gotta be a man. You gotta be a man. You gotta sell your real cum. As you get older, it's like, you know, it's more precious because you don't have as much. It's like diamonds. It's like the beers. They keep that shit squirreled away for a reason. You get some of that Frank Thomas on New Jennings. You'll be alright. So am I coming on NFT. Yeah, cum is only valuable when a woman wants it. Right. Which is like, how much time do you have? At what point in time do you like, you can keep it? Auctioning off cum. That's wild. There's certain people that can do it. That's right. That's right. It's a select few, right? You're in that group, bro. If a woman can show an NFT of her asshole, like how many women can make money doing that? There's a lot. I know. I know. It's gross. But it's the same thing as who's buying cum. Like, what are people doing? What are people doing? What the fuck is a little bad at shit? What are people doing? They're distracted by all kinds of nonsense. I mean, that's crazy. People out there. Because that would be like one of the greatest heists ever if you could get Barack Obama's cum. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That sounds so fucking horrible. It sounds terrible. It does. But, I mean, imagine a world where that wasn't a moral quandary. It wasn't a giant issue. He's sorry, Michelle. Yeah. Sorry. I'm not saying it's going to happen. But that's not, yeah. But couldn't of be like, fuck it. And look, you could take a nigga nut. That ain't guaranteed your kid going to be a president. It motherfucker might be a crackhead at a pool hall. You dig what I'm saying? Yes. True. Most likely. Who's else? Obama? Most likely not going to be a president. Most likely there's no way he'd be a president. Right. Like what fucking person? The president is like the number one least likely job you would ever have. Right. It's only one of them. If you said like, there's no guarantee that if the only problem is the last name, if he gets the last name. That's going to say, yeah. It's Obama. Get the last name. Yeah, the Kennedy last name. You know, there was JFK. There was Bobby Kennedy. You know, how many bushes we've had. I'm shooting my nut out there for money. I want to be anonymous. I don't want to know them bump punk. Fuck them kids. I mean, there are sperm banks. I guess they already do this. There are sperm banks. You bought it, bitch. You take that motherfucker. You bought the nut. You take what come with it. You bought it. You bought this motherfucker. You broke it, you both. Yeah, that's what I would have to do. I would have to sign a motherfucking uh. India? Yeah, yeah, India. A nut disclosure agreement. Yeah. Oh my God, that's perfect. Oh, fuck the kids. Yo kid, bitch. They can't have a name. Hell nah. You can buy a name for a separate fee. You could be a gift. You could. That little motherfucker could be my name. Bro, imagine if you just jerked off into a cup for a living. That's your move. And you realize like, listen, I can make a thousand dollars a load. I don't have to talk to nobody. Right. I just have to jerk. I'm fuck a job. I mean, your jizz is worth at least a thousand dollars. But I had to take a week or two off because you know what I'm saying? I ain't gonna want to fuck those hoes. You know what I'm saying? I know. That's gonna be a problem. Post-nut clarity is a motherfucker. You have to decide how much money you want to make in a week. Right. You don't have to fucking do it every day. But if you thought about like what if there was an ingredient, if you wanted a child and there was an ingredient that you can add to an egg that would make a person 100% of the time, how much is that worth? Damn. Maybe we could make it synthetic. You don't need real nuts. Bro, that's how the robots take over. That's how the next version of humans with no emotions take over.