What Bothers Andrew Schulz About Plus Size Models | Joe Rogan

Callen spars all the time. Does he? Callen? Yeah, Brian Callen. No, no, Brian Callen. DJ Callen. No! If there's one person that's not doing any cardio, it's DJ Callen. Did you see the meme of after Ruiz won Callen getting out of a car with his gut hanging out? It's like all the big guys the day after Andy Ruiz wins the title. Callen, Callen been working out on Snapchat for a whole year and didn't lose a motherfucking pound. No, this guy. And got to wait watch his deal. God bless America. Yeah, wait watch his deal. I mean, we are just watching this. There's plus size models, right? They're doing that now. Like Nike and their Nike store has like a big mannequin, like a fat mannequin. But they don't have plus size models for men. Joe, there is nothing that enrages me more than fat models. There is nothing that enrages me more than fat, fucking, models. Okay, let me just say something. As a comic, we want attention. We don't feel like we deserve it. So we make you laugh. So there's an even exchange. I get my attention. You get some joy. Okay, an actor, they want attention. They're not willing to write the script, but they'll memorize some lines. So do a little bit of effort to get the attention. A regular model, at least she's willing to lose weight so that she can be looked at. But these fat bitches are just like, look at me. You still use the word. I deserve to be looked at. Stop using the word bitches in 2019. Look at that. What the fuck? That's the plus size model mannequin. This is the only thing. That doesn't rate you guys? The only thing I don't like about that. This doesn't rate you that they're like, just stare at me. I'm going to eat bread all day. No, but you should stare at me. The only thing that bothers me about that is that's out of context because that's an oversized mannequin in workout clothes. Right. Was she going to lose the weight? Yeah, she's trying to lose weight. You know what I'm saying? She's trying to better herself. Okay, so I need it in some context. If this is workout gear for overweight women who want to go lose weight, cool. Other than that, why are you wearing workout gear? Because she's trying to lose weight. That's the only reason you'd be wearing it. She'd be even bigger if she didn't work out. She like, imagine if Cal didn't. DJ Khaled needs to eat a salad. You got to have a DJ Khaled level of annoyance to succeed in life though. Do you? Yes, you do. Oh my god. You do, you do, you do. It's so much. It's so much. He is the butt in your fucking shirt. There's no way you didn't know you could butt in your shirt. He's the epitome of not being afraid to ask for things. He looks like French toast. Jesus Christ. Every time I look at him, it's French toast. And he has no, he's, look at this. Oh, Cal, my god. Where's the butter and the maple syrup? He says he lost 15 kilograms. What is that, 34 pounds? Yeah. No, there you go, lost 34 pounds. Listen, congratulations. You can see he's big now. Congratulations, man. He looks a little slimmer on the right. He does look a little slimmer. Oh, okay, maybe it's a little bit. My only goal. Jesus Christ. Is that real? I don't even know what that is. Weight Watchers. I respect that. Cal came from radio.