We've Been Ruled by AI for 700 Years - Roseanne Barr

But we're not ruled by people. Let's really get into it now. Okay, let's get into it. Who are we ruled by? Artificial intelligence. Already? Uh-huh. Shit. It's been an experiment for almost 700 years. 700 years? Yeah, more. Did you see today, Joe, it was the biggest news I've ever seen in my life. And I didn't get a chance to vet it. Okay, I'm not going to say it, but I did see it. Please say it. We'll vet it ourselves on the show. Okay, I saw a lot of these Christians out there, I mean, they're really connected in with the whole Q thing. Have you noticed that? Q and on, is that what you're saying? Just Q. What is Q? 17. Explain it to people. What does that mean? 17. 17, like the letter Q? Uh-huh. And that means 8, and then you reduce that down to 2 and reduce it to 1. You know, it's a mystical thing. Oh, so it's like a numerology type thing? Yeah, everything's numbers. Right. And everything is like appreciating the numbers. And that's why I told you there's this whole process to smoking a cigar. You don't just go like this. You have to sense it, smell it, hold it. I believe I'll have a light now, Joe. Okay. Thank you. Dang, I love cigars. No one's going to get mad at me for giving you a cigar, are they? No. No? You're okay with that? Yeah, because you don't inhale. Oh, okay. Yeah. There you go. I just can't do cigarettes, you know. But I'm going to start on cigars, because they last a hell of a lot longer than a cigarette. And they never go out. They smoke about half of one per day. When did you stop with the cigarettes? Because last time you were here, you were chain smoking. I smoked three packs. You were smoking three packs a day? Mm-hmm. And this was right after all the bullshit went down. Yeah, I needed a smokescreen between myself and the world. That's what my psychic counselor said. You have a psychic counselor? Well, it's my daughter, but she's a psychic counselor. I'm sorry. No worries. And so they say shit like that, the youth. See, they're on another wavelength as us. That's a good idea, though, to have a smokescreen. Or glasses. Glasses kind of feel like that to me sometimes. Like if I have sunglasses on, I feel like I can maneuver through crowds better. Of course you can, because you're protecting your eyeballs. Because everything goes through your eyes. Like those things, those worms that they got now, they go right for your eyes. You know what I'm talking about, right? Oh, Jamie does. He's all about eyeball worms. Let's see how schooled you are in this shit. Well, let's go back to the 700-year AI thing first. I don't want to lose that. We've been ruled by artificial intelligence for 700 years. Go probably longer. Since the days of Babylonia. Well, it's Babylon. It's all Babylon. Babylon. Chant down Babylon, you know? It's Babylon. That's like Iraq, right? Sumer, Mesopotamia, that whole part of the world? Well, it's not really a part of the world so much as it's part of the brain and the memory now. Where was Babylon, though? Because it's changed now. Was it? It's over there somewhere. In the Bible, as they say. Right. It's in the Bible. I just don't exactly know what part of the world. It's the Middle East. Iraq, okay. Yeah. And Iran. What a crazy part of the world. You know what I mean? What an amazing history that part of the world has. And still is having. It's such a shame. Still is having. As per my tweet, which was mischaracterized by people of low intellect is what I'm saying now instead of fucking idiot motherfuckers. I don't say that anymore. Now I say those have lower intellect as I think. You know what I think big part of what's going on. It was about Iran and the people's spite in Iran of which I'm so thrilled and supportive for the people, the working people of Iran who want to overthrow their ruling class molas who control the way they think, do, and say in every aspect, particularly for women. And that's getting ready to go. And I hope Trump helps push that a little bit further too because everybody wants freedom now from Hong Kong to Tehran. The Hong Kong riots are insane. I can't believe what's going on. The strength of the human spirit. It blows me away. Well, they've been rioting for so long now. I mean, it's not slowing down at all. 17 weeks of rioting. That is crazy. 17. Everything's 17. Everything's 17. You'll find out sooner. It's just in the airlock. So is 11. Did you ever notice that about 11 every time you look at your clock at something 11? Right. What does that mean? I don't know. It just is. I don't know what it means. Just look at my watch and it's always like more times than not something 11. What does it mean to you though? Just that, hey, there's that shit again. Okay. Just like a reminder that there's a pattern to this. I don't know. It's just there again. Right. There it is. It's like something synchronicities. Synchronicities is a great word. Is that a word? I hope it is. It is now. Put it in the dictionary, urban dictionary. Trademark that. That's the beautiful thing about urban dictionary, right? You can just like make up new words. Right. And I love making up words. Me too. I never have that. I don't think I made one up, but I like it when other people do. I've fucked words up before, but I never stuck with them. Synchronicities? Yeah. That's legit. Thank you. Thank you so much. My pleasure. Thank you. That means a lot to me. So 700 years of us being controlled by... Or more. I mean, the Babylon thing. The whole descent of Babylon, which is self is artificial intelligence. And the Tower of Babel, which is the Tower of Artificial Intelligence, where everybody was trying to go higher, higher in the pyramid and the hierarchy, where there's only like a certain percentage of people at the top and billions at the bottom in chains, you know, that pyramid. Yeah. I mean, it's getting over. It's tipped now. It's over. It's not going to work anymore because people got too damn smart. And goddamn, I shouldn't say goddamn. You can say it. I'll say... Say goddamn. Goddamn. Smart. And I'm so proud of them because like, keep going, keep going. Don't let nothing stop you. This is the first time in the human history, and this guy told me this once. I have talked to the most interesting people that have ever lived. This guy, he was the one that wired all of Mexico for Ted Turner or some shit. Some old big old parties I used to go to before I stayed too long. At first they're fun. But anyways, I forgot what I was saying. Oh yeah, he said, we put these satellites, this is the Age of Miracles, messages bouncing off satellites and appearing in billions of places at once at this faster than the speed of light. And this would engender a new... What do they call it? Renaissance in art and everything. When art gets fucking cool, everything gets cool. Buildings, commerce, everything gets creative. And it's just a creative, creative time is coming from after this particular time of like a deadening or something where we didn't think. But now they can't hold it down. This is the first time in history I said to him, it seems to me like this might be the first time in history where no church or state can keep the facts from the people. That's true. And he said, yeah, that's true. That does feel like this. And I mean, that's going to create the most coolest shit. Like cars that'll fly or something. I don't know how it will manifest, but it's high thinking and it's good. And the more we see the rot at the bottom, which is everywhere now, you just kind of keep looking up. Just keep looking up. Don't look down when you're on that tightrope. That's what they say. Never look down when you're walking a tightrope. You just keep looking forward and up a little bit. Forward and up. And just keep going. It's tough for people right now. That's true.