Unanswered Questions About Epstein and Ghislaine

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Shane Gillis

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Ari Shaffir

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So wait, do you think Epstein and Clinton were friends or something? I don't. The artist made it. Well I flew with him 26 times. It was only 26 times. He was a good man. A mischaracterizing him. Got a love of science. Clinton seemed like a fun guy. I love the picture of Clinton, both Clinton's and Trump hanging out. She's in jail. She's in jail. She's in jail. She's in jail. They're letting her off. Do you think so? Yeah, because those two guys were like uh... Do you think they engineered it? It's possible. For real though, I know we're not supposed to joke about child trafficking and stuff, but that's a good sign. That's a good gig. Just laying down. Imagine that was your lady. She was some young chicks. And your girlfriend being like, okay. Do you think that's what it was? Did they have some weird friendship? Were they both? I think both. They were buddies. I mean they were best friends. I'd love to marry my best friend the way Epstein did. They were married. Whatever. What a crazy, crazy story. He had a wild ride. There's a guy who's some sort of intelligence operative, whether it's for another country or what, and he's getting together with people and compromising them. Blackmailing everybody. And then there's people giving him money that they can't explain. Like exorbitant amounts of money. Get that golden retriever. Is that Joe? Is that your dog? Your dog's been pictured with them? Shut the fuck up. What's your dog say? Marshall's been pictured with the Epstein. That's one of those Irish setters. That's Betty White. And that's Epstein. Her cabin. He was staying at her cabin. Wow, that's dark. But they don't know who he was working for. What organization he was working for. It was the Mossad, dude. They think. But was he American? He was American, right? He had a bunch of passports, though. Jeffrey Epstein. You think Jeffrey Epstein is Mossad? I think. I'll tell you what, dude. I don't know a lot. Who gave him the island? Israel? Well, they don't know where he got all his money from. It's like real sketchy weird. I donated. All right, well, imagine you're a billionaire and this guy's like, Yo, you want to come hang out at my island? How's he saying this? What's he wearing? What's that smell like? He's dressed like an apple. Yo, you want to come hang out at my house? You get famous people to go to their house. Oh, yeah. That was the thing. They had quite a guest list. Chelsea Handler was on the plane. Michelle Wolf. She's on the list. She's on a couple lists. She's innocent. She's innocent. Oh, Jesus. Hey, we're not making jokes like that. Oh, sorry. I forgot. Here it is. The mysterious foreign passport found in Jeffrey Epstein's mansion was used to enter at least four countries in the 1980s, prosecutors say. Wow. He had a foreign passport found inside a safe. I'll tell you what. I don't like this guy at all. He seems bad. If I ever had a chance to punch him. Did you ever see the video where Bill Gates is talking about him? No, what's he saying? Well, he's dead now, so there's that. He's basically letting out that almost thing. He's happy that the guy's dead. Of course he was asking him. You hung out with him, didn't you? Well, he said more than that. He was talking about... Dead men tell no tales. They pushed him as to why he had this friendship, and he said that Epstein was going to donate to philanthropy, which he felt was very important. And, like, you know, he has a lot of philanthropy that's involving, like, world health and stuff like that here. See? Anybody who donates a charity is fucked up. When you met him ten years ago, he was convicted of soliciting prostitution from minors. What did you know about him when you were meeting with him, as you've said yourself, in the hopes of raising money? You know, I had dinners with him. I regret doing that. He had relationships with people he said, you know, would give to global health, which is an interest I have. You know, not nearly enough philanthropy goes in that direction. You know, those meetings were a mistake. Look at his face. What he purported, and I cut them off. You know, that goes back a long time ago now. There's, you know, so there's nothing new on that. No, nothing new there. You had to meet with him over several years. And that, in other words, a number of meetings. What did you do when you found out about his background? Well, you know, I've said I regretted having those dinners. And there's nothing, absolutely nothing new on that. Is there a lesson for you, for anyone else looking at this? He's listening to his publisher tell him what to say. Well, he's dead. So, you know, in general, you always have to be careful. A lot of us. It's a bit of a lesson. Well, he's dead. Are you talking over it? Is there any lesson? You can hear it. I heard it. You were talking over it. You were talking over it. You were trying to shush you to an important part. Because he's pausing during the questions, looking at his publicist, telling him what to say. Jamie, are you... I don't know if he's looking at his publicist, but he's definitely nervous. Jamie, are you working the audio to eliminate or he's breathing in the book? You should take it out. Do your best. Please keep it in. Fair enough. But what a fucking crazy thing to say, right? Keep it in. Put more homophobia on this thing. Yeah, he's dead. Isn't that a crazy thing to say? Yeah. So there's a lesson there? Were there any lessons? He's like, well, he died. Yeah. He's like, fuck up over that. Bro. Yeah, he's like, yeah, that's my buddy that flew around with it. Yeah. There's nothing new here. Imagine if you go on PBS and they start fucking hitting you with questions. You're like, what the fuck are you doing, PBS? Public broadcasting? You losers? Yeah. What's next? I have the Xbox. Did he do that? Yeah, Microsoft. What did she ask him directly? Do you think there's anything else to say? I don't... I think it's anything to learn from these mistakes or something like that. He's dead now. Just laying his Epstein's Xbox. It's very... Dude, how good was that though when they just killed Epstein? Well, what's crazy is that everyone wants to kill him. What's the insecurity of cameras went off and... I know. It's weird. The whole country just had to sit there like, yeah, I guess. She had some bombs on her all day. Damn, she was cute. Great bombs. She was cute. Jamie, bring up... So her father is... That's right, giant tits. Her father is some sort of an intelligence agent, right? Oh, he was a media guy, I think. A mogul. Something. Something. Oh, look at her bikini. Oh, look at that, the foot and the cans there. Yeah, I'd like to see the cans. Cans. Film festival. Will you pull up her father? She's got like Pelosi knobs. I'll pull up her tits. Yeah, you're doing this wrong, dude. No, he's looking at her father. No, don't bring up his foot. What did he do? The old donuts. The murky life and death of Robert Maxwell. Hey, he's a cool dude. Look at that. Yeah, she was pretty there. She was... Yeah. What was the story with this dude, Jamie? The main part that sticks out other than his whole history, he was a big media mogul in Europe and he was found naked in like the Mediterranean or something like that. Mediterranean. Look at him down there in the bottom corner, but the left of the bottom corner where he's dressed up in his fucking secret society outfit. He's got a little tree of steel in there. With Elizabeth Taylor. Wow. She was something. The boat was named after Ghislaine too. I don't know if that matters at all. The boat was named after her? Wow. What is that name? Just Lane. I think you say Ghislaine. Yes, that's right. What language is that? They would say Ghislaine and spell it like that. I believe. Gislaine. But here's the craziest shit about all this, man. It's like this sounded like the most ridiculous conspiracy just years ago. If you went 10 years ago and talked to someone and said, hey, there's an island and they take really famous people and scientists and they compromise them with young girls. Compromise them so they can have it. They videotape them and then they have this blackmail money and then people are going to have to resign because they donated money to this guy and gave money to this guy. People, CEOs have resigned because they had written $150 million checks they couldn't account for. It didn't make any sense. Pretty good scheme. It's wild. It's a very simple scheme. You're like, yo, what's one thing no one can resist? 17 year old girls on an island. Especially if you don't know they're 17. Like if you think they're 19 and then they tell you. By the way, that kid was fucking 15 years old. You freak. Right. Better donate. Or they say that you have the girl say it to you after you've already had sex. That's how the boys see them react to it because they may they might say it's okay. It's cool. And then you know, then they have that like who the fuck knows. But the fact is, oh, that's the other thing that is his his temple was designed to look like these really flag temple. Nice dude. Fuck. Look at that part of that. That was like the boss. No, you see the owl flag. The owl up there. It was a money shit. No, what's the name of the mollick? Mollick. What's mollick? Mollick the owl God. Dude, you know, Bohemian Grove.