Tom Segura's Obsession with Garth Brooks

And the comments are like so brave. And more like, we're sitting there going, are we the only ones laughing at this? I gotta say, in your mom's house, in the Garth Brooks comments, sometimes the comments are like, to me, like a little comedy break from life. They are. I like to go, when Garth Brooks posts something, and then I go and see your mom's house fans have bombarded the comments like, where are the bodies? Oh my god, when they overtake them. They follow them everywhere now. Facebook, everything. They're making jokes inside, like, wait, jeans high and tight. Confess for the murder of my Aunt G. Oh my god, confess for the murder of my Aunt G, your DNA was at the crime scene. They're flying jet poo. Because he shit on a plane. He can't wait for this. He shit on a plane? Dude, my last episode of your mom's house. What do you mean? Somebody who works at the FBO in Nashville sent an image from, they're like, we cleaned jets. We cleaned Garth's jet, and somebody shit all over the carpet and sprayed the floor, and they're like, this is Garth's jet? And then the next week they're like, I got fired for telling you. No way. And they sent the image, and they sent the video, and so we read it, and we played it. Oh, they shot the fuck out of it. And then they, uh... Seems like a violation of some NDIs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we got in trouble. Please don't do that to my jet. They were saying that they said that they're not really good about paying the, they don't like to pay a lot of the bills for like the maintenance. No. And then he was like, no, he does pay, he does pay. Dude, the best is Nadav, and I don't know who else it was. Yeah. They got into a, can I? What? They got into a Garth Brooks concert. Oh, that was amazing. And they got on the big screen. The jumbotron at Houston, Texas State. Them holding a sign. Says, where are the bodies? Where are the bodies, G? Where are the bodies, G? And it's on the thing, and then it just cuts away from it. Because he dropped, he dropped the sign. He had two signs. Would you be willing to drop this if Garth Brooks would come on the podcast? A hundred percent. A thousand percent. For sure. That'll never happen. Why would that never happen? Garth! Garth, that should happen. Oh, here it is. Adopt, you're a genius. Garth, you should make this happen. And then for everybody to say it's not gaining faith. We love you. Where are the bodies, G? Look how quickly they pulled that camera away. They didn't just switch cameras. They backed out of it. Yeah, they did. See how they backed out? Like, whoop. Wait, what is that? Oh, shit. But wait. There's no benefit. There's no benefit for Garth to go on the podcast. Incorrect. First of all, they're very nice people. Both Tom and Christina are very nice people. I'm going to be devil-ed after that. Oh, shut the fuck up for a second. And they'd be happy to have Garth on. It'd be nice to him. Explain. We're sorry if this hurt your feelings. This is all just fun. Yes. How fun would it be if Garth was like, listen, man, I can't have that shit come up. We're two years away from a statute of limitations. What do you mean no? Why no? 100% no. Why? If you're Garth's manager. I'll tell you what. Garth. Yeah. How many months do you think it happened in Garth where it was a problem? Where he was like, the fuck is this? Never. All the months. Right, right, right. Actually, we got a count. So we got a count. At first we would go like, do you think Garth knows? We talk about that. And then I happened to meet somebody who actually is closely connected to him and happens to be a fan of mine. And I met this person and I go, so what's going on? Like, does he know? And he goes, oh yeah, he knows. Of course he knows. And then I go, so what's the deal? And they go, well, he goes, I asked his right hand person, does Garth hate Tom? The guy goes, Garth doesn't hate anybody, which is such a Garth answer. Garth doesn't hate anybody. Because you were just like, no. Right, but what is it? Just that they're just accept that it's, they have a spin on it, that they're like, you know, when you're big, when you really well know you have a big profile, you can't control what happens online and all this stuff. But it's all the comments. It's not like 10. It's every post. It's every post. If he went on your podcast, I think it would turn around. A thousand percent. For Tom. No, for Garth. No, he's right. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. I'm going to be, you guys are all- Why can't you let him talk for a second? Because- No, it's his turn. It's birth turn. Are you sure? Yeah, I think so. If you shut him up, now he shuts him up and then you'll shut me up. Nothing benefits Garth in this. There's nothing that benefits Garth. I'm just being real. This isn't benefits Tom. I'll tell you why. It's bigger for Tom than it is for Garth. Garth doesn't get a fan. Here's why I disagree. Here's why I disagree. So, we have profiled people that we've made fun of before and there's a handful of them that leaned into it. A dude's dating video that we profile and we make fun of and then he's like, hey, I'm the guy. Everybody who's making fun of them goes, oh, like- He's cool. You're owning that you made this terrible dating video and then it becomes like basically they become all fans of this guy. I think if he were to show the sense of humor about the thing- What did I ever do to y'all? I think it would actually- Objection. People would flip out. Objection. You're talking about, I'm just being- Yes, yes. Do you know? I'm your best friend. I'm not disagreeing. Just talk. Just go ahead. Speak to me more. You're talking about the guy's dating video versus Garth Brooks who's selling out stadiums. He already has the fans. I know he does. But it's like Wayne Brady leaning into like, I'm a gangster. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. You're talking about- You're talking about- You're talking about a guy who in all respects is kind of trolling a star. It's like if I- It's, you know, I'm just being honest about it. It's because there are two people in it. I know, but it's funny. I think what actually happens- This is my just opinion. SuperSauce. I think what actually burned over here. I think what the fuck's going on. I've thought about this before, but look, I've thought about this a ton. I think what happened here is- I think it would make Garth Brooks more money to be on my podcast. No, no, no. I'm being serious though. I'm a bitch. But Garth's already got the fans and his fans aren't watching your mom's house fans. The comments change. I think what happens is he starts getting a bunch of, instead of like these things that make no sense, they all start going like, love, love, love. If he doesn't like the comments, the comments go away because of this. I do. I think so. But as a person who's been a victim of Tom's comments- Because you fucked dogs. Or the worst one. Yeah, the worst one. Don't stop either. My special came out Secret Time and Tom was calling me the biggest American racist in the world. I was watching it happen in the comments and it was like, I wish I could watch this, but he's a racist. Then to watch the confusion that happens. That's the problem is the confusion that happens is what makes you feel powerless is when someone's trolling you- But that's happening now. But the confusion is where Garth's fans aren't- Garth's fans are missing. Garth's fans are not the smartest dudes in the world. Don't say that. A lot of smart people are Garth's fans. But if they're in the comments and they see all this craziness that they don't understand at all, and it's all where the body's cheap. They don't understand it because where the body's not- He ain't killed nobody. But if he does kill a man, this is how my comments work. He did it good. Then he killed a man because they deserved it and it's okay to kill a black. That's the way these comments are coming out. Where the fuck? Because I watched- They might not even be real comments. They might be Russian troll farms that are commenting. They started out watching- The best was actually at that concert that Zolo went to and he held up that sign. They interviewed people outside the concert and they were like, what do you think of these accusations? Oh my god. What happened? What happened? No, it was on one of the live shows. But it had all these people go like- some people were like, what are you talking about? What is that? And then some of them were like, well, I'm a fan of the music. If he kills somebody, he kills somebody. Yeah, they're like, I don't know. They just roll with it. Yeah. Because you hear he killed someone, like, oh man, I don't know. Did he? I don't know. Why are you bothering him with that? You know, I'm- It does not. There's not one person in Garth's team that is of sound mind that would go like, you should definitely go on your mom's house. Disagree. If he doesn't like the comments, they go away with that. Listen, Garth, I'm a fan. I would have never done what Tom's done. But I need you to know that it's going to be okay. And if you go on your mom's house, we'll clear everything up.