The Sober October Guys See Who Can Do the Most Push-Ups

The problem with winners and losers is I'm crazy. Yep. And uh... You're crazy in Birds and Asshole. But I just don't wanna... It's a terrible combo. I don't like that part. I don't wanna open up that fucking box in my brain. It's not... What part of you doesn't get my sense of humor in those jokes? It's not that I don't get it. I don't care. You don't understand. You think I don't get it? Oh, I know what you're doing. Like, not with me, motherfucker. I'm drowning in your dick. You know what time I was in Birds? Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Who do you think could do the most pushups right now? In a row. Definitely me. You want me to start? Sure. Whatever you do, I'll do double. No, say that. How many can you do in a row? Easy, 40. You don't think I could do 80? Prove it. Prove it. Prove it. Wait, I... How long do I have to wait in between sets? No, no, sets. In a row. In a row. Hold it right here. In a row. How long can I wait? Catch my breath. I'm going down again. Keep going. What is the most anyone's ever done in a row? I used to be able to do 100. I can 100% do 40 easy. Easy. Easy. Not easy, I can do 40. So I'm like, if I do 40 and I pace myself, like how much time are you allowed to hang out down there? Nope, can't stop. You gotta keep it going. I'll tell you what. I think you can do... I've seen people pause at the top. You can pause at the top for like one second. You can pause at the top for like one second. Let's start it. Let's start it high. Let's start it high to low. Are you, then me, then Tom, then Joe? What's the most anyone's ever done? Wait, Tom can do more than you? Sounds... I don't know. I don't know if that's real. What's the most someone's ever done? 10,500. Shut up. Shut up. Are they marketing mark pushups? It's being questioned whether it's even possible. That's not... We do marketing mark pushups. I can fuck shit up. Your marketing mark pushups are just getting your head down. Yeah, that's marketing mark pushups. You're gonna make me tear a peck. I'm gonna go tear a peck. I'm gonna go tear a peck. Yeah, tear a peck. I'm gonna go crazy and I'm not gonna wanna lose to you ever in anything. The problem is, here's the way it works with competition. Yeah. It's entirely mental. Can I tell you the silliest thing? I had a moment of... All right, banging out pushups. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... He looks like a Popeye cartoon. Eight, nine, ten. All right. You know it already. You got this. Eleven, twelve, thirteen... Holy shit, Ari. It's nice, Ari. Fourteen, fifteen? Fifteen? Fifteen. You get fifteen. You got fifteen. Fifteen. Push it, push it. Fifteen. You got one more. You got one more. Sixteen. Sixteen. Big breath. Sixteen. And then rest at the bottom. Rest at the bottom. And then throw yourself up. Last quarter. Nice. All right, that's pretty strong considering like you were at six right? Four records. What was the first... Jesus. When you started out? Would you start off at four? Six the first time? I got wobble arms and I got ... It was four after that. How many do you think I could do right now? I think you can do your forty. I don't know. Are you gonna do it? Oh wow. I'm gonna tell ya, I can tell you, I can tell you... I got fifteen. You'll be able to feel right away whether you can do it probably. I'm gonna try and naked. I've got it fast. Do it. Do it naked. I don't think you need to be naked. Baby, what are you doing? Keep that shirt on. your weight. Just getting on my knees. Yeah. You're used to it. Here he goes. Alright. Count them out, Joe. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-nine, twenty-five. Thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three. By the way, none of those count. None of those are legit. Not a single one. Not a single one was legitimate. Oh, come on. All of them were half push-ups. No, I was happy for you. No, I was happy for you. I was counting. None of them were legit. You barely doubled me. No, I just stopped because I'm not going to do the, oh, those are real push-up game. I don't think they're real. It's a fun game. It was yours. Your push, I thought your push-ups were legit already. Let's see a Joe Rogan push-up. Let's see a Joe Rogan push-up. I don't want to hurt myself. Don't go for a hundred. Just do it. No, no, no, no, no, no. It better be. We, for me, real mind didn't look real. How far down is a push-up? Is it here? It's your belly. I thought. No, you didn't go to your belly, son. I know. How far down? What are we agreeing on? It's a two-way real push-up. This is a real one. Great. Two. Three. Four. It's real. I'll count it. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. 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All right, 70. 70, keep going. Five more, five more, five more. Four. 75. Wow, dude. Fucking nice. How many was that? 75 push-ups. Pretty impressive. Tucker Carlson can't do that. I didn't hurt myself. I was legitimately worried. For real? Yeah, I was gonna go too far. 75 is a lot. Good job, Joe. Thanks.