Tom Papa's Cats & Rats Moment - JRE Toons

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Tom Papa

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Comedian and writer Tom Papa is the host of the popular podcast "Breaking Bread with Tom Papa", and the co-host, along with Fortune Feimster, of the Netflix radio program "What a Joke with Papa and Fortune." It can be heard daily on Sirius XM.

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What's so gangsters that kill them and don't even eat them? No, they just kill them. Yeah, they kill them and don't even eat them. And that's why they kill them. You're going to kill them? Yeah, I'm going to kill them. Oh, that's what I'm going to kill. That's what I'm going to kill. I'm going to kill them. You're going to kill them. What's so gangsters that kill them and don't even eat them? No, they just kill them. Yeah, they just like the sport. They're monsters. And just brings them and drops them in my kids' beds. Look at this question people also ask. Do cats kill birds? I keep leaving my birds and they're dead. Fluffy would never do that. Fluffy's a Sweeney. Fluffy... I did see a feather in his bowl. My cat drops rodents in my children's hair while they sleep. Oh no! That's so disgusting. In her bed. Dropped a rat in my daughter's bathroom. It took a leak in her shower cap. Really? To mark his territory? No, the rat was just scared shitless. We couldn't catch it. It was behind the toilet and stuff and we finally got it out. And my daughter, the next day, goes to put on her shower cap and it's just filled with pee. Rat pee? You can fucking die from that. Disgusting. Did you know you can get leprosy from armadillos? No, of course I don't know that.