Joe Rogan Rants About Kevin Coster & Waterworld

That looks more clarinet That looks pretty badass Oboe and Pop That's in Waterworld? I don't know Not the movie, right? That's not a good example You know what's fucked up? Waterworld's a terrible movie Waterworld's a terrible movie but they have a damn good themed show At Universal It's very good It's really good But it's amazing, it's like nobody watched that fucking movie It was a gigantic flop But still in 2018 they put on a jammin' live show Kicks ass With Waterworld So everybody's like wait wait wait What the fuck is this based on? This is some sort of dystopian world Where like everybody is drowning Right? The water's risen to the top of everything And then there's baddies and good people And then there's stunt people that are risking their lives There's explosions and fire Oil Flying jet skis It's hot We got fucking drenched by the way If you're gonna go to see this Good seats Don't go during a cold day It doesn't matter good or bad seats, man That shit goes up into the 15th, 16th rows Look at that, that is good production value It's great because it's like a play But it's fun to watch It's very enjoyable That's all Kevin Costner had to do Was just do this He didn't have to make that gigantic movie Well that movie just Dennis Hopper That movie was a I had some friends that worked on it That were stunt people And they were just talking about the amount of money That like whenever you're filming anything involving water Like you're fucked Everything is insanely expensive Right, right Everything is Cameras It's all under water Everything's water It's wet Everything's wet It's like the whole thing was crazy And it sucked Aww It did suck I tried to watch it actually recently Yeah Fucking terrible movie It's got a cool idea That like the seas have risen And now you've got a land You'd have to live on this boat Yeah but like he's in like a fight for his life and shit And he's got a fucking cigar in his mouth It's one of those movies Yeah and they have weird like comedic guys And then Dennis Hopper is kind of a looks cool But it's kind of weird Yeah see like these guys are about to shoot him And he's got a cigar in his mouth Like look everybody's dirty But it's wet out It's like Get in the water you fuck You dirty stinky bitch There's water everywhere That's a great point Why are they filming The whole place is a tub It's because it's a rip off of Mad Max But Mad Max the dystopian Mad Max movie Was made in a place where there's no fucking water Here in the desert They had a reason to be dirty You fucking plagiarists Just jump in the water See he's fighting for his life And he's got a cigar in his mouth Spit the cigar out you cunt You're gonna get shot Jesus, Jesus Christ I did like that boat though That was a pretty cool boat That he could control the whole thing Yeah It's kind of, it's bad But it's not nearly as bad as The Postman The Postman The Postman Was another dystopian movie That was a colossal failure I remember that Starring Kevin Costner But Kevin Costner who I'm not shitting on Kevin Costner I'm a huge Kevin Costner fan I love that guy But he was in a couple of stinkers That kind of tanked him for a long time The Postman from 1997 is one of the worst movies In the history of bad movies So bad that I will get high and watch it occasionally Just for the fucking yucks I've never even seen this one Oh yeah, in the future Oh that's CBR or BC or whatever it is Yeah, whatever G-Von or BC Yeah You get kicked in the head there In this movie like Who is he? Kevin Costner has to deliver the letters It's like this big thing In the future There's no post office anymore So he's gotta be like The Postman But they're trying to kill him Look, they're gonna fucking get him He's gotta run across the bridge He's like I've got letters He's got the mail What are you doing? The fuck are you doing with these letters? I gotta bring them again It's important we communicate Is this all because of Dances with Wolves was so good? They tried to like redo it No, this is not nothing like Dances with Wolves They're just like get him back in the woods I think this is based on a novel If I remember correctly See if that movie The Postman is based on a novel I think it's based on a Science fiction or future fiction novel If I remember correctly I never even heard of that movie Oh it's so bad It's great Yeah it is Man in a Book Okay yeah So yeah it's It's about I think it might be like post nuclear war or something Who's trying to stop him? People don't like mail Guess what year it takes place in Let me guess 2014 13 Oh my god That's great The other day we were looking at Blade Runner Blade Runner was 2019 Yeah Oh really? The original one was 2019 Wow Next year flying cars So off Not so well We might make it