Tom Papa Has a Ghost in His House | Joe Rogan

No, that has a difference. And then, you know, if you want to go further and talk about the ghosts that show up, it's definitely ghosts too. Did I ever show you the picture of my ghost? You have a picture of a ghost? Didn't I show you that? Did I ever show you that, Jamie? I don't think so. No. You have a ghost? I have a ghost. Where, your house? I apologize if I'm repeating myself. I don't know if you are. I don't remember the story. All right. But I got one of those Nest cameras. Oh, the Nest cameras captured a ghost? Yeah. And I was at the Comedy Works in Denver. And the ghost comes with you to Denver? He opens for me. You know, you want an opener that you can trust. And I got an alert on my email the first time, like, if it senses movement, it alerts you. And I open it up and there's my dog, Bella, just in the thing. I'm like, this is so cool. I'm just like, I'm in Denver and I'm looking at my office. And I thought, wouldn't that be a cool beginning of a horror movie if you get an alert on your phone and back at home there's a guy just staring in the camera of like a... Oh, Jesus Christ. Right? That's a good premise for a movie. So then I... As I'm saying that to my opening act, who wasn't a ghost, I get another alert and then this comes up. Oh, yeah. You can see it up there. Oh, Christ. Why do you have a picture of Chris D'Elia on your wall? He's obsessed with Chris D'Elia, we just found out. Look at that, bro. That's D'Elia. Chris, keep away from Tom. Something you might not know. I love D'Elia, but that's George Carlin. That's a man with a wrench. Yeah, or a man in a trench coat with an oozy. This is 10 o'clock at night. The only people home are my wife and my daughter. This is on the second floor. There is no shadow coming in the thing. It's a ghost. That's a legit ghost. You don't think that's a person? That's not a person. For sure. My wife is the only one in the house. Hmm. And you think that's a gun, Isan? It could be a clipboard. Maybe he's just a really annoying surveyor from the dead. He's looking at the... I just took a few moments of your time to fill out this report. Did you have video of it? Was it moving or something? No, but I have a video of another thing in the same office, which I could show you. This is weird. Yeah. It looks way different in this picture when it's small than it does when it's large. Which is scarier. When it's large, it looks more like a person. Can you make it even bigger, Jamie? Can you make his image larger? I have a ghost in my house. And then we hear things. Yeah, see, it does seem... It seems like the light is behind him, right? Yeah. Like the outside right edge of it is sort of highlighted, like there's a light behind him. Mm-hmm. Doesn't look like a gun though. It is weird. I mean, it could be a gun. And then I got this video. Could be a sawzall. Coming from bread. Over here, ready to saw some bread. He's looking for bread. Yeah. He's got a big serrated... Big bread knife. He's got electric serrated chef's knife. We're gonna chop up some bread, bro. So have you ever had an experience that you could say you think is probably a ghost to cause that? Everybody in the house has had a little something. Is your house old? It's not old. But like poltergeist. Right, it's over an Indian burial ground. You never know. You never know. What? Look at this video in the same office from the nest. You got a video? Let me see what's going on. What am I looking at here? Did the thing move? No. Can you press play again? Okay. Okay. Same camera. What's that? It's a bug, bro. It's a bug? 100%. That's a bug. How do you know that's a bug? Because it's a bug. It's moving in front of the camera. Look how it's... It flies around. It's doing loop-de-loops. Dude, that's a bug. It's probably a moth. Oh my god, you're a little fruitcake. You're a crazy person. That is not... That's no bug. You're a crazy person. Look how it's sailing. Is that what they call... Is a fruitcake... Fruitcake is not... That's a gay person. That's a gay person. But you can call someone a fruitcake if they're nuts too, right? Isn't it? Yeah, nuttier than a fruitcake. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look how that... Look how it goes. That's no bug. Look at that. That is 100% a bug. You're out of your mind. That's a bug. Do you want to see Jim? I would bet everything. Drop it to me real quick. All right, I'll let you drop it to you. I would be all in that that's a bug. All right. That's not a ghost. It's Tinkerbell. That's what it is. Your house is invaded by fairies. Your house is invaded by fairies. But that ghost... I believe in ghosts. Really? Yeah, I do. And then my wife... Yeah, we've all had little things go on in the house. What kind of little things? My wife thought someone was standing right behind her. She's doing the lawn. She thought it was my daughter and turned and there's... Nope, there was... Oh, that's a bug. It's a fucking bug, right? Thank you, Jamie. Jamie. Let's watch this. Let's watch this so everyone at home can laugh. And how fucking crazy Tom Pop is. Here we go. Well, if you first... Let's watch the bug. Oh, look. Oh, yeah. A fucking bug. A flat paper... Just shut your mouth. ...piece of paper. All bugs look like a fortune cookie. Dude, it's a bug. Listen to me. There was... There's a thing that I got sucked into. What button? That doesn't stop it. Any bug. That's a bug. It's a video artifact. It's because it's moving very fast in front of the screen. There's a precedent to this. You have a low resolution camera that's in front of your desk. Yes. Very camera, low resolution. Doesn't take a lot of frames per second. The reason why it's so elongated is because it's passing by this camera and the thing is taking multiple exposures while it moves through. There's a thing called... Is that George Carlin behind your desk? Is that what it is? Yeah, that's the Delia. That's the Chris Delia. It moved to the other side now. It's George Carlin. Is that who it actually is? That's George Carlin. That's pretty cool. You got that above your desk. Yeah. There's a thing called Roswell Rods. See how it looks all long like that? Roswell Rods, there was this guy that me and Eddie Bravo back in the smoke too much weed every day days, we were convinced that there were these things that were moving too fast for the human eye to see. There there's gelatinous jellyfish like creatures that are shaped like a tube. That's how they look. Where did you get this idea? See how they look? See those things? Yeah. Where did you get the idea? You'd seen it? The black and white one where it showed right above your cursor, Jamie, to the right right there. Click on that one. Yeah. That sort of iconic image of the Roswell Rod had me convinced like, oh my God, there's these things in the sky. And the only way you could capture them was with video cameras. So it set these video cameras up and they would get these things on video and this guy made this documentary. I think a couple of documentaries. I think if you go to RoswellRods.com, it's got a whole website dedicated to it. It is nothing but a video artifact. There's a show called one of those monster shows, fucking one of those history channel shows or discovery channel shows. And they solved the mystery. They set up two cameras in front of this fireplace or in front of this campfire. One of them was it a campfire? No. I think it was actually a lantern, whatever it was. They set up these two cameras. One of them was standard resolution and the other one was HD. So one of them captured multiple frames per second, like many, many, many frames per second, very high resolution. And in that one, you clearly see bugs, clearly. You see a bug, you see a bug, a very easily defined bug. And the other one that's low resolution and doesn't capture as many frames per second, all those images are stretched out and it looks like tubes. So in the exact same place at the exact same time with two cameras right next to each other, you get two very different images. One of them is all stretched out from the low resolution camera like your security camera. The other one is high resolution. You can see it's clearly a bug. I guarantee you, one million percent, that is a fucking bug. All right. I'll buy that one. See if you can find that. I'm convinced. But that other one, you're a ghost lover, bro. I am a ghost lover. I love all of it. I love being in a spooky old house, a nice old church, theaters. The comedy store belly room scares me sometimes. I've taken people up there and I go, just stand here and tell me if you don't feel weird. In the belly room? There's something about the belly room. When you go above those stairs, it's just like there's something about that room, especially when there's no show going on. It just feels like your body's telling me, get the fuck out of here. Let's get out of here. So what is that? You're a bitch. You're in the stairs. I'm a bitch. Me, I'm a bitch. I'm talking to myself. The back one off the main room, the dressing area, whenever you're back there by yourself, that's a weird feeling. That's a sketchy spot. Yeah, that's a really weird feeling. Is that where Kinesen said he saw like a ... Didn't he see like a quarter move in the air or something? He ate a pound of cocaine that night. That guy snorted so much coke. Who the fuck does what he saw? Yeah, he's not a good scientist. No. Well, Carla Bow, who was Kinesen's sidekick, had a great story about getting kicked out of the comedy store. And he told it on stage one night that he got kicked out ... Not of the comedy store, excuse me, kicked out of his home, got in a fight with his wife. Get out, fuck you. I'm going to the goddamn comedy store. So he went to the comedy store, because I think he was working security at the store, so he had keys. So he said, I'm going to sleep on this stage. I'm going to make it one day. I'm going to be a big famous comedian. I'm like, this is my fucking stage. I'm going to sleep here. So he slept there in the dark, main room, in the dark. And he hears something in the background. And he hears like a door, a click, click. And he picks his head up. Pitch block. Can't see shit. Hello? It's Carl. Hey, I got kicked out of my house. I'm sleeping here. If anybody's here wondering. And then he hears chairs moving. Clink, clink, clink, clink. And he's like, what the fuck is going on? Hello? And then something grabs him by the ankle and pulls him off the stage into the crowd, into where the seats are, crashing into the chairs. And then boom, the door shuts. And boom, another door shuts. And it's gone. He's laying on the ground in the middle of the main room with a bunch of knocked over chairs, something that grabbed his ankle and pulled him off the stage. Or he did a lot of coke with Kenison. He was, right? He was another one. Yeah. But it's a great story. That is a great story. He told it on stage one night at the store. Holy shit. Yeah, that's a good question. I've never asked the audience if they feel weird in there. No, I don't think they do. They're drunk. They're drunk and they're watching a show. They're having a good time. Yeah, they're having fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.