Tim Dillon: Trump is a Narcissist

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Tim Dillon

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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: This is Your Country," is available on Netflix. www.timdilloncomedy.com

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I want to see what happens when Joe Biden gets into office. I want to see what happens. He's going to sleep a lot. He'll nap a lot. I want to see what the speeches are like when he forgets what he's talking about. He's going to have no clue. Kamala, he'll run for a term. He'll live for a term. He'll live for a term. He'll come. Kamala, and if you pronounce it wrong, you're racist. I call her K-Dog. K-Dog. No, she's going to run. He'll do one term and then she'll run. I don't think he'll run for a second term. He's already too old. He'll do one term. She'll come in again. No one will care about politics. She'll be Yask weaning all over the place. If he does run for a second term, he'll be in his 80s. He's not going to run for a second term. She'll run. She'll run. She knows that. That's what she's pumped. But do you think they have to think that through when they when they run for president? Like if you're 78, you're barely hanging on now. It's probably unspoken, but I think that that's probably I think why he picked her is because she's young and vital. Yeah, everybody's kind of comfortable with her. She's a centrist. She's a cop. She doesn't care. She'll put you right in jail. She'll put the cops on you. The government, the larger power centers are very happy with her. She'll throw them in the vans. She'll brand you. So she runs. Who's her VP? God only knows. I mean, someone else that shares her values, which are here it is, aesthetic, politics and a lot of prison firing all Americans to wear masks. Three months, he says. For three months. He was joined a briefing by his newly named running mate. Hmm. Let me hear it. More about it's weird. It's a long speech. It says this. I want to hear some of it. I just want to hear his voice. Okay. Here it goes. Give me some. When one arrives and what plans to be made for, we talked about significantly about the racial disparities that exist and how it is COVID-19 is affecting the different races differently. And we talked about the continued lack of PPE protective equipment and testing capacity and the like. But, uh, and, uh, I put out a comprehensive plan over the last three months on each of these things. But today I want to talk about one thing very straightforward. Doesn't have anything to do with Democrats, Republicans or independents. It has to do with a single, simple proposition. Every single American should be wearing a mask when they're outside. What? For the next three months at a minimum. Every governor should mandate. Every governor should mandate mandatory mask wearing. The estimates by the experts are it will save over 40,000 lives in the next three months, 40,000 lives. The people act responsibly. And, uh, it's not about your rights. It's about your responsibilities as an American. That's a bad line. It's not a great line. I get what he's saying. At least he got through that without stumbling. He seems to be getting better. They're, they're injecting him with something that he's getting better. Yeah. No, legit. Something's happening. Alpha brain on an IV drip. Yeah. Right into his dick hole. He's going slower now. Cause remember you used to be fast and you got brother. Well, he does have a stutter, you know, he's always had like a bit of an issue. Like the thing it's like, aren't we like, I don't know. I just, it's so depressing that these people rule us, but then you also go who even wants this fucking job and if you're really talented and you don't even want that job and it's like, I mean, look at this one. She's Indian, she's black. She doesn't know what she is. She's everything. That's for their health, their wellbeing, and for their families. That's what real leadership looks like. And when Joe talks about his priorities, he knows and he cares about the fact that we have as a nation witnessed 165,000 people who just in the last few months have died in our country. We know that those individuals represent families, loved ones, grandparents, parents, sisters and brothers, aunts and uncles. Sisters. Those are all people she could have put in jail. She's so upset because we could have put handcuffs on all of those people. They could have been out there fighting wildfires for a dollar an hour. They could have been working for a Walmart for 10 cents an hour in the Kamala Harris prison program. Yeah. Oh, you know, what are you going to do? It's just, it's just wild that these are our choices. Trump or this old fella. But that's what I mean. It's like, this is kind of the beginning of the, you know, make sense to me as a vice president, like, you know, get away from all the prison. She makes all the right people feel comfortable. Yeah. She makes all the right, like all the people that need somebody in there that will, you know, check the boxes, check all the boxes and, uh, I don't like them. 20 Trump. What a Trump. Who is he? I don't know. What does Donald Trump say? Oh, he's wearing a mask. Yeah. We unite, uh, night in our effort to beat invisible China virus. Many people say that it is patriotic to wear a face mask when you can't socially distance. There is nobody more patriotic than me. Your favorite president. Yeah. This is the end. God, I mean, this is the end. Joe, this is out of a movie.