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Tim Dillon is a stand-up comic, actor, and host of "The Tim Dillon Show" podcast. His latest comedy special, "Tim Dillon: This is Your Country," is available on Netflix. www.timdilloncomedy.com
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It's like a beautiful name, Isis. Ellen's rough. Ellen is like an old. But it's a rough one now. It's a rough one now because she was running Abu Ghraib in the back of her show. That's a rough one. She's out there dancing with Kristen Bell and in the back there's people that are getting up on the rack like this. It's so weird when you see like a lot of people saying that someone who seems so nice is not nice at all. She doesn't seem nice. The people of a very poor judge of character, she doesn't seem nice. It seems forced. People that are like that all the time, she doesn't seem nice. It's very forced. And whatever. You're allowed to be a bitch, right? You're allowed to be a bitch. You're allowed to be nasty to people. You're accomplished. You're a comedian. You did the whole thing. What you're not allowed to do is have a Guantanamo Bay situation in the back stage of your show where everybody's walking around afraid for their life and it's like Abu Ghraib where they're hooked up to wires and they have like... Yeah, she's got dogs and hoods. If an intern's late, they have a hood on. I don't support that. That's just me. Yeah. Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah. I mean, you know, I wish she's done. She's around for too long. Foul and all these people walk away. You've been famous forever. Walk away like eventually everybody. They're just going to figure it out. Now Foul is on an apology tour because of the black face. Is he? Well, he was. Like he had to go around and apologize a million times for like, they're going to find the thing if you don't go away. You got to have a good run and then when you have a good run, you step back and you go, okay, I'm still going to do my thing, but like I'm not... I mean, there's only a few jobs in entertainment, right? So I think a lot of the cancel culture shit is probably these motherfuckers want those jobs. They're like, how long is this bitch going to be dancing? I can dance with Hillary Clinton. I could do the Charleston with Henry Kissinger or whatever the fuck she does out there. The Charleston is out here. She goes out there to the Charleston. She's got war criminals. Her and Bush are jumping around. She was buddies with Bush. She's a CIA agent. Stephen Paddock. Do not ask me for sources, but Stephen, Stephen Paddock. Who's that? He was the guy that shot up the Vegas concert. That was very tragic thing. Listen to this. The only guy that saw Stephen Paddock alive, his name is Jesus Compost. He was a guard at Mandalay Bay. He got interviewed nowhere else. You know where he got interviewed in the beginning? Ellen. Ellen. Really? Weird. In the clip, they went on with a weird diagram of how it happened. Ellen's showing the people out. Not like an emotional, like, how are you feeling? How are you holding up? It was a weird diagram of like, and then he went to the left and to the right. It was very strange to look, what the hell's going on? This is a daytime show. Which is the Paddock guy? There's two guys. The Chubbier guy is the Jesus guy. And now Ellen is doing a thing of how the shooting happened. Look at how she's got like an antenna from someone's view. Then she's popped out and she's using it as a pointer. Why the hell is this happening on like a daytime show where she... This is weird. Where'd she get that pointer? I don't know. She stole it off an intern's car. Why wouldn't you just use your finger? Like if that was you, if it was your show, the Tim Dillon show, wouldn't you just point? Yeah. Yeah. This is also a giant screen behind her. So they could have just put it on that screen. So but she's using this thing. I find it very strange. I don't know why. Wait a minute. Those aren't real palm trees? No. Yeah. I know that block at Beverly Hills that she used. How weird is that? I don't know why they're doing this on a daytime talk show. Let's keep it running. Look at it. She's dressed like Colonel Sanders. Not Colonel Sanders. She's dressed like Sergeant Pepper. This guy looks like a member of her staff. What kind of outfit is she wearing? I don't know. She wears those weird like militant lesbian uniform. Yeah. That should tell you something. Yeah. It does an odd look with all those buttons. Like why do you have so many wrist buttons? It was given to her in Langley. The only reason why you have that many wrist buttons if you're looking at clothes on somebody. Yeah. Look at her. Everyone says she looks so friendly. She looks friendly. She does look very military. Yeah. She's a militant woman. With a very expensive watch shoe. She dealt with a lot of discrimination when she came out. It was very sad but then she joined the CIA. Her house got broken into while she was at home. Really? Yeah. Yeah. She got a dope place in Montecito. And they broke in while she was there. Yeah. And those people are still being tortured to this day. Probably. They're still in an underground jail. Yeah. She's feeding them to her staff. She's like, it's okay. She's like, I'm gonna worry about it. She did good. Is that the guy that survived her? He's the guy who met Patek. She's holding onto him. It's odd. Yeah. She's allowed to do that because she's a woman. But if that was a man holding onto a woman's arm that long, it'd be rape. It'd be a real problem. Yeah. That's for sure. So weird, man. What a strange interview, man.