Tim Dillon: Most People Don’t Care About Their Rights!

How often have you shot a gun? A few times, like upstate New York. I should, I mean, I don't have a gun. I should get a gun. I didn't think I'd need a gun when I moved to LA. I didn't think I'd have to sit on my balcony with a gun. You know, it seemed relatively safe when I moved in. People were annoying, but I didn't think they were coming to kill me. I didn't think they were coming in my windows to kill me. But now that I've, now that I'm like, yeah, I should get a gun. I think I texted you a second week of quarantine. I'm like, should I get a gun? You're like, yeah. You're one of them. I'm a liberal friend. I'm not a liberal friend, but I was like, are you a centrist? I think I'm as I believe in pedophile cults and lizard people. I think that centrist. I think that's in the center. I'm on the fence with lizard people, but the pedophile cults are real. They're all real. I just don't care. I don't care. That's really my political options. Like I think it's not, most of it isn't real. You're making a lot of it real. It's not real. Walk away. Like it truly, like the, like most people that are real activists, a lot of them have like a degree, like they're a lawyer or a doctor, and then they use their skills to actually help people. And they give up really profitable careers to do that shit. But dude, your Twitter fucking posturing and your virtue signaling, it doesn't do anything. It's fake. I know it's fake. And there's just more to life than red and blue and Republican or Democrat and all these motherfuckers are trying to kill you and they're all fucking losers. And they're all just, I mean, listen, they're more capable. Like all the shit that they've pulled the CIA, all these people, they're just too good. They're good. They've beat me. They're going to win. They're going to win. The CIA is going to beat you. Maybe you should join. I don't know who needs to hear. I'd love to, but I don't know who needs to hear this, but like, stop investing your emotional all your emotions and your, your time and energy into this thing. Like you would be so much better off if you just found something you enjoyed and did it. Right. But you don't want them taking away your rights and closing your email account. They're going to do it. They're going to do it anyway. Are they? Are you sure? What are you going to do? Don't take my rights. Send. It's fucking matter. You're going to take them by the gun. Do whatever you got to do. Like there, there's no winning here. Do you believe it a well armed militia? I think that's necessary. Yeah. But look, I mean you could, yeah, I'm all for it. People having guns, but a militia, like it seems like more now than ever, the idea of forming a militia is in people's minds. It's going to happen. It'll happen. There'll be skirmishes. There'll be violence in the street, but it's like, it was most worried about with Portland and Seattle. Yeah. At the end of the day, you know, I mean, I don't know, you know, this country is not designed for massive reimagining. That's sad to say. I can say it. I'm a comedian. It is what it is. But the reality is it's just not. It's going to disintegrate like everything else that's ever fucking existent on the planet. And you just hope that it, the plane lands slowly and doesn't nose dive into the ground. But the best days are over here. The bright, like the hopeful, you know, we're going to the moon. That's done. Really? You don't think so? I think we could be in a little bit of a blip and we'd make a nice resurgence and in a year and a half from now, everything's looking good. I don't know. We're heading to a dystopian, insane kind of like tech world where we just all live on like reality barely exists. That's a real problem. It's a dystopian world we're heading into. Well, the real problem is if everything goes into like a Ready Player One type situation where whatever they can manufacture on a computer with artificial reality is more interesting. That's going to happen. And listen, most people, here's the problem. Most people don't care. They don't want these rights. They actually don't. You like them because you're like a successful person. Most people don't give a shit about their rights. They want pizza. They want chicken wings. They want fucking soda. They want cheap credit. They want to go on a cruise once a year. They don't give a shit about their rights. They don't care. They want Netflix and they want, you know, garlic knots. And that's what it is. And you could pretend like America is just not a country like freedom loving. There's a few of those people. Most people are just like, hey, whatever. And they're the happiest people. A lot of those people I'm talking about are actually the happier people. They're not trying to build an empire. 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