Theo Von's Magic Moment - JRE Toons

I remember we took some mushrooms one time to a party in high school because I grew up in an area where you could just get mushrooms. I mean, psychedelic mushrooms grew on everything. They grew on your fucking cousin's back if you took a long enough nap, you know? Where did you grow up? In Louisiana. They grew everywhere out there? Oh, they grew everywhere because everybody had something shitting in their yard and then it would rain every single day for about a half hour, right? Wow. I mean, you see people picking them and eating them and families out there enjoying them in the afternoon. I mean, it was everybody was, oh, it was psychedelic heaven. So we would ride out and go get them. I remember one time getting a trash bag of probably about 35 pounds of mushrooms, right? And one time a golden retriever came running at us across this field and we thought he was pissed because we were tripping and then he got to us. We ran for like a half mile. He got to us finally. We're crawling away from him thinking he's evil and he just fucking loved us and licked us. And golden retriever. Yeah, we thought he was mean, bro. That's hilarious. Because the hair, his hair was kind of slicked back. Oh, like an evil golden retriever. So no, I took that bag of mushrooms to that party and a bunch of people ate him who'd never had him before. And then we played a game of hide and go seek, right? I was like, oh no, dude. He had to hide in another dimension. I was like, I'll count. You guys go hide, right? Oh no. And I never went to fucking look for him. That was the end of that, bro. This boy Timothy, I've never seen that dude again.