Theo Von's Different Hats Moment - JRE Toon

I try to stay off of pornography man. That's one of my biggest arch nemesis is Pornography why I hate to live with these rich people for a while speaking of pornography The dad used to masturbate at night and I would sneak out there in the kitchen this back when the family you had like a family Computer, you know it was in one part of the house, right? And he's over there just in the glow of that screen, bro And that's back when the monitors were big, you know, and he's just over there just fucking looking for the devil And he ended up getting divorced and it was I think a lot of it was because of that The worst is if you're jerking off with a hat on bro, you're going to hell That's the most French thing you can do jacking off limbs draw Kentucky Derby hats Yeah, what's the worst hat to jack off the worst happy job at a top hat cuz you have to balance yourself Fucking chimney sweep hats The best one of those Chinese hats broke is if you squat down low enough to the ground you can almost hide under it Oh Those things are be dope, bro. The most confusing would be like one of them Daniel Boone raccoon Tail in your eye you pushed it your blow it's it details the way Fuck out of my way with his tail. Oh right about the finish you get distracted by the tail God damn Choking up dusty coon fur And it's harder to jack you living you're breathing out real fast, right? Yeah, it's more of an intake sport