The King of Thailand is “Isolating” with a Harem of 20 Women

You know, I talked to Ari Shafir, yes, or I texted with Ari. He's quarantined himself in Maryland for two weeks. He's run out of edibles and he's not smoking it because he thinks it makes you vulnerable to Corona. So he's living like he's doing yoga, living a clean life. Good for him. Yeah. So he's going to do that for two weeks and then he's going to move in with his folks, right? Yeah. Yeah. He's going to do it. He's going to play it that way. Smart move coming from New York because that's where Michael Yo got it. That's where there's the most cases in the country right now. Meanwhile, they say more cases in the United States and more deaths in the United States than China. I don't buy that. I was reading, this scientist was saying that is literally almost impossible. You're dealing with a country that has three times the amount of people and it broke out there. So there's three times the amount of people who broke out there. It's been going on far longer than it's been going on here and they're saying there's less deaths in China than there are here and less people infected. Yeah. Highly suspicious. China concealed extent of virus outbreak. US intelligence says. That's from Bloomberg. Yeah. That should say, duh. Yeah. Yeah. Of course they did. Now, when they shoot you for reporting the truth. Yeah. Dude, there's 21 million people missing from their cell phone database there. Really? 21 million. Damn. That doesn't mean that 21 million people are dead from the virus, but let's just say it's only 10% of those people. Yeah. Let's say it's that. That's two million people dead. Right. Let's say it's 10% of that. Come on, man. 200,000 people dead? How many people really died? Is it really only 30,000 or whatever they said? How many did they say died? It's not that many. Well, they've also loosened up their restrictions now. So if it didn't get that bad, it will get that bad because it'll have a boomerang now that they open it up again. Well, they tried to open up movie theaters and then they immediately closed them back down again. How many people- Well, did you hear that? As soon as they relaxed things, the divorce rate went up, shot through the roof in China. 3,000 deaths. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, right. 81,000 cases. We have way more cases. Only 3,000 deaths. We have more deaths. Come on. Yeah. Listen, you're dealing with a military dictatorship. They get to decide what information gets revealed and anything that would show them to have made a mistake or to be liable or to be negligent or incompetent is going to be suppressed. Well, what's North Korea saying? That's a good question. I haven't heard a peep out of North Korea. South Korea apparently got on it very quickly. They were saying that Germany has the best results. They have a very, very low mortality rate and they don't know if it's because of the stringency of their system, the health of the people, whether it's a combination of things. They have apparently a very good healthcare system, but it makes sense. The thing about the way Germans make cars, they're so well engineered. It's so well thought out. North Korea claims no coronavirus cases. Can it be trusted? Yeah, send them your fucking credit card number. Kim Jong Un just shot an 11 again last week in golf. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Oh, does he have crazy golf scores? Yeah. Does he really? Yeah, he claims that he got a hole in one in every hole. No. It's something crazy. Really? I got like a 27 out of 18 holes. Really? Really? Yeah. What is that? Is that like Tiger Woods world class? No. No, Tiger Woods will shoot a great round at 63. So this guy's saying- Jim Dangert says like 17. He did 17. I forget what it is, but it's like it entails several holes in one in one round. He got five holes in one. Yeah, in one round. Oh my God. Dennis Rodman was with him. That must be fun though to be able to just tell people every day like, all right, print this. I fucked nine women last night. They were all tens. He said he got a 34, a 38 under par 34. By the way, Lil Duvall, who's the best follow on Instagram right now, he's all day, he's been posting about the coronavirus and funny memes and shit, but he had one with the King of Thailand. The King of Thailand is sequestered in his palace with his 18 girlfriends. Is that sequestered? Yes, it is. It's just him and them and just a long bone session. How many does he have? Like, you feeling any better? Nope. And I need a little more time. The King of Thailand had a girl that was like his number one girl. Here it is. Oh, excuse me, 20 girlfriends. He's in a luxury hotel with 20 girlfriends. So he's got them all in rooms. They can't go anywhere and stay put. Is that what all his medals are for? Yes, for fucking. He won the fucking Olympics every year. He stands on the podium holding his dick. That is so crazy. It's just different styles of life. But I think Lil Duval wrote Aspirations. It's the same guy that made his mistress lie at the feet while he got married. Yeah, it's the same guy. Oh, no shit. Not only did he took away her military position because she was disrespectful to the Queen. Wow. Yeah, he made her bow down. A friend of everybody. You watch the video. Click. It says watch the video. As he made her his official concubine in ceremony attended by his wife. So that was when he made her his official concubine. That was one video, but there's another video where he took away the title, which hasn't been bestowed upon someone in a long time, apparently. He took it away because she slipped of the tongue. Look at this. Official concubine. Look at it, bowing down. Oh, she gets a concubine crown. Just imagine living like that. Imagine the whole world. He gives her something to eat. What is she doing? She putting in her hair like a leaf. A little flower to put behind her ear. Yeah, there's like rules, stuff you have to do. Meanwhile, the wife's like, mm-hmm, this bitch. Fuck is this bitch doing? Look at it. They all have to be on their knees in front of him. I guess. Lots of different ways to go. All right. Huh. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Maybe he's got the best time of this coronavirus. Thailand's Playboy King is taking over a luxury German hotel to isolate from the coronavirus along with a harem of 20 women. Salut. Sixty-seven. Keep on rocking in the free world, sir. 20 women. It seems like a lot. I guess it's, you know. Maybe he knows something we don't know. Yeah. Whatever his diet is, I need it. Well, maybe it's just like he knows it's going to take a long time. Yeah. Maybe they get to world leaders and they go, look, we've got a couple of years. Was not clear if his fourth wife, former flight attendant, was even with him. The baller move would be to like wait four days and then send for more women. Right. Just to blow people's minds. Yeah. With golden underwear on. You just pose at the balcony. Stand down there and stand out at the balcony overlooking the city with a glass of champagne with golden underwear. Just look around and you go right back in. Send in some more bitches.