The Eddie Bravo Conspiracy Compilation: Flat Earth Edition - The Joe Rogan Experience

You believe the Mars Rover is real? Is that what the fuck is going on with I don't know I don't know you think there's a conspiracy in the conspiracy. I think maybe is this a double negative I think fucking I double cross. Oh, he's oh they're testing missiles. Did you see that shit? Seen the parade show the clip of the parade where they show them like the soldiers marching in a parade and then they're Flexing and then they're bringing out the missiles. They said they'll show that and then they'll cut the Jim Hong Wong or Jim Kim Jong-un Like there's a clip of like like they're like You know like kind of watching and they're good and then they cut back to the parade and it's the same clip and then they go Back to Kim Jim. It just I don't know you think North Korea's fake. I'm not saying it's fake I'm just saying that I'm saying that it's fake. I'm just saying that Kim Jong-un could eat Part I think they're all buddies I think at the very top the top of Russia the top of the United States the UK They're just putting on a show and he's designated villain when we need to distract people from this or that fucking he Kim Jong-un Testing testing in missiles Testing missiles he's gonna he's gonna fire off one but in China. There's a lot of people there I don't know how many thousand that is, but there's a lot of people there They put on shows for people coming in you come in they're gonna put a show on for you But not everywhere you go right putting on so there's actors everywhere already. This is just a lot of them I mean they probably legit he's probably legit, but we've been lied to so much Like what's a lie do all these people are actors and they just live there. They're all Let's think of how crazy that is wouldn't it be more likely that these poor people are just brainwashed Because we know people get brainwashed When you when you're taking into consideration all the lies that we've been told the faked moon missions all this shit Nothing, I mean, this is nothing they put together a bunch of people and made a fucking parade But they faked the moon mission six times, but everybody believes that shit, but I'm not saying they're actors I'm just saying there's something fishy about the whole North Korea thing. I'm not saying that they're act it could be anything I'm just saying I don't know I'm saying it's that smells fishy Something is not right about what they're telling us about North Korea. It is a crazy little machine It's a big-ass, but you're not buying that shit Eddie. No, he killed by the explosion No, it's the biggest bomb that ever has been dropped okay in war outside of a nuclear bomb Well, you don't believe not nuclear bomb I'm trying to figure out what's the angle why are they showing us this? That's what I'm thinking. That's how crazy I am I'm fucking so you don't believe anything I've when it becomes them when it comes to military shit. That's blasted on the History Channel or CNN. I'm Automatically, what's their angle? I don't buy it. Let me ask you to have a conversation You need to crazy entity dinosaurs, I'm crazy dinosaurs really not I don't trust that shit you don't trust I Love that triceratops cuz everybody loves when the triceratops fights the tyrannosaurus Rex Everybody's rooting for the triceratops if you're rooting for the tyrannosaurus Rex in that epic battle douchebag right you're right What about the wooly mammoth? I I would say yes That's a fucking elephant A new one where they're gonna bring it back. Tyrannosaurus Rex is a giant kangaroo. That's what it is. That's my guess It looks exactly the same it's got a tail hops right on two legs Tyrana That's a fucking they found a giant kangaroo and when they figured it out to go dude. It's a kangaroo. They're like You know fuck Was that what about like the way the earth is like the layers and you can tell with certain time periods from the layers of stratus I love well if you're talking about carbon dating. There's a lot of science that goes back and forth like it ain't shit or it's real Oh, it's not Universally acknowledge that carbon dating is effective. Okay. Well not the stuff that I'm looking into. I don't know Why don't you have a show in the Alex Jones Channel? What is happening? fuck Retard on him. I went full flat earth on him No, no, no most most most conspiracy most conspiracy Not they think flat earth is the most retarded Target thing ever when Joe first correct when Joe first brought it up like about a about a year year and a half ago He said dude. He was trying to he was trying to basically say how stupid people are He said do you know people still believe the earth is flat and the Sun is 3,000 miles away And I remember sitting there thinking shit that would be Amish or something like how dumb do you have to be? You brought it up again like maybe six months later and I and I said and I said on your podcast I said that's got it. That is so dumb. That's got to be some kind of CIA sire. I was running debunking There's a fucking Japanese satellite that takes a photo from 22,000 From 22,000 miles away Remember when you got a flip phone dude CGI composites so constantly making CGI and some sort of Instantly some sort of a computer bank somewhere. Show me a real picture. Listen NASA does not have one of those satellite fake Why do you think that's fake? Why does it look fake? It looks like it looks like something you'd see in a movie That's because when they do it in a move they try to make it look like this Which is what looks real if that's real to you man. She don't think it's real. Why would it be fake? Propaganda man. Okay, would they care that it's there a photo of this flat earth? No, I don't like I just said again, that's why there's no there's no photo of of the flat earth from space There's no photo of the round earth for space. That's not true. That's not true It's all those why do you say they're fake though? What they look fake they look CGI But you're not an expert in imagery looks fake to me You need to be an expert to know what you watch I'm not expert to avatars at the movies. Why do you always go towards the conspiracy? Why do you never consider the possibility to minimize? People it's all the same so everybody's a global thing. Yes all the space European Space Agency's line They're all in on it. It's a global thing. So I think I think all governments up most of them the global It's they're all working together to to control their What's the advantage that seems so crazy? I told you I'm crazy I'm crazy Bro, but what's the advantage that's not round? I wouldn't if they control you bro. They just want to fuck with us. Keep you on a keep you on up There's I don't know man. I don't know what it is. Doesn't make sense. Why would they do it? Why you just control people? Find the sense you could find the sense. No the real problem is you put them on a ball because again I'm crazy you put them on a ball. My guess is you're on a ball. You're nowhere. Don't try to go anywhere I don't know. I don't think you're thinking correct. I'm telling I know that's why I've stated many times that you're crazy But here's my mind when you use it. When do you think you started losing it? I Think I was you know as soon as I found out when I was 11 that everybody wasn't Catholic That was that's when I started losing my mind. I'm like, wait a minute. I'm like, everybody's not Catholic I thought everybody was Catholic. There's other religions. How do we know we're right? There's a bunch what's a Jew? Oh shit, there's more Jews and Catholics How do we know we have the right religion? I'm like, okay, you start the right there. Yes That's when I started going crazy. That's so funny There's a bunch of different factions that you call the government I do the idea that it's like the government can't be trusted I just say that cuz I'm not gonna I mean are you I'm gonna pick out some agencies? Yeah, NASA I could pick out some sudden a stack of but just in general in general, it's history science education energy Everything has always been controlled by the government since day one radio has been used as propaganda since the day It was invented you think some Independent dude just invented radio and then he started broadcasting They're like his favorite music and shit and you what his thoughts. No, it was the government from day one in radio It was the government in all countries from day one in TV in the movies It was it was all radio TV and the movies you remember always been about propaganda always in every country It's nothing new. There's a there was a war on drugs. We started war on drugs turns out we're bringing it in Then there's a war on terrorism turns out we created Al Qaeda that you understand why I'm crazy I'm crazy because of that shit. I'm like you could believe that shit you want to believe that shit? That you just apply this to everything Basically anything from the government anything coming from the government dinosaurs don't come from the government just there's so much fraud when you look into Government it comes from scientists look into it look into it, but Eddie I have looked into it look I'm just for kids look this is you could you could go over these different sections of the earth I look so we can look at the next one that comes ten minutes later Maybe you won't think that one's fake like oh wow that was kind of really it's all fake If you look into the experiments to prove that the earth is spinning all of them failed look into it What do you do? Einstein said to this day? Einstein said there's no minute that we're moving most famous failed experiment. That's the middle is a moral experiment It was on they couldn't recreate it So this thing that you keep repeating is bullshit. Oh this thing that you keep it, but don't know no Where did you get this information? Jamie where'd you get it? What I get what this information? What is this coming from this is coming off the Internet exactly I'm reading some information There's sources here. There's a book called the American Journal of Science I'm sure that which is which is bought and paid for well maybe it is it's Part of that here's the thing Eddie. It's like the Washington Post you just have to earn this flat I didn't say that I said I don't know if it's flat or round when I see a picture of Earth from space what we're sitting on from space when I see a real picture then we'll have the proof I'm just saying we don't have no you know we're okay now find that then is CGI Do you believe anything I Believe shit that I could prove for myself like I believe the science in like a skyscraper why because I see the skyscraper It's standing there. That's true, but how much I believe in that you looked into like the science of space travel How much have you looked into how much work was done to try to put satellites into orbit? So you think we went to the moon? That's not what I asked you I said how much did you do? Any answer my fucking question you talk ridiculous, so you're trying in circles okay? You're talking in circles. I am the ridiculous conversations everything is the government the government the government the government's fake pictures Why I'm just asking you a question punch up NASA CGI artists picture of Earth. I don't see that up there okay, so where's the let's get to some Photoshop I'm gonna find the one where he's talking okay, but this guy's talking about science here like some of the science has to be real Right Eddie like there has to be some satellite like direct TV direct TV is not fake right I don't know. I don't know, but you could do all that with landline stuff You don't need to go bounce anything from space you could go Why wouldn't you you could just put it in space and it just broadcast and shoot it up there and shoot it back Why would you lie about that? I mean do you there's a ton of fucking space junk? For satellites no pays for satellites the taxpayer they they get bills we need nude telecommunication satellite We got to throw it up there, so you don't need 35 million dollars Okay, we're gonna sign it they get the money. It's a tax scam. You don't think satellites are real I don't think so dude that was you know the moon land was so gigantic and so Global and the greatest achievement of mankind and they don't even have the records anymore Joe You know what I'm talking about we're talking about this earlier man. You were talking about this early You know all that moon you know imagery date is missing. Yeah, yeah, so you know Video says he says yeah, we don't have it It's missing or maybe it's stolen, but even if we did head of NASA even if we did have the tapes We don't have the machines to play them anymore, so it really doesn't matter come on man come on man The dumbest retard detective on the planet would would be suspicious Maybe they did fake that but you can't just lump something and I'm saying they that's the greatest achievement What we got new people now Can you see how I can't trust shit from NASA, but it's not Maybe they would they they you know all those bad people have died and they're old and the new NASA They're the good NASA They can't all gonna believe that I'm just having fun. What do you think is the earth flat around? I don't know if it's flat around until we see a picture from space It could be way too high phone a big camera with fish I'd fish I'd let you guys are fooled by the fish-eyed lens come on man Pictures without the fish-eyed lens that you could find this fish-eyed lens you guys understand perspective by some basic-ass Kindergarten do you understand perspective? It's lighter because we're in the atmosphere of earth Isn't it less dense though if we were in space there is no atmosphere That's why everything floats gases and us we're dense too But we would float in space just like that if you do flow if we got into space you're correct if we got out there So believe that can we not go to space? I don't know how far we can go up I don't know you know the space station sure you said the space shuttle went into orbit I don't know how far I want to say what I'm pretty high. I don't know where I went But you know I knew it. I know it took off saw that okay, and then I see it landing you see that right You know I don't know where I went you know when way higher than a plane right problem for sure I worry about yeti. I really do you don't need to man. I'm fucking better than ever I know you do no idea. I worry about you going down these rabbit holes. Hey, what's the big deal? Who cares if the earth is round or flat? It's entertaining to me. I understand. So why what's the big deal? I think you're very what who cares if kids start looking into flat earth good start questioning shit if you look into it And you and you have proof that it is round instead of going oh some scientist figure it out somebody figured it out somebody figured it Out but you figure it out you try to figure it out flying unicorns, bro. Your grandma's flying you I haven't even told you the craziest I don't even have none of that none of the do it father No crazy crazy shit can't tell you crazy crazy you're crazy and flatter why save it I don't Have I been making fun of me from flatter I just I just don't I just don't trust NASA. I don't trust Trust you hear some crazy shit, please promise. I'm scared. I'm gonna end on this yeah, let's end okay No, I don't know you crazy. I want to go crazy. You sure for next time. Yeah, just don't make it up I'm now we'll go drop it. Yeah, you know if you drop it now. We'll never make no drop it and cut it It's six o'clock. I know I just wanted it. Oh shit. Yeah, it's a clock. Yeah Unless unless unless you want to hear it now. I don't know should it's too crazy. It's too crazy Okay, it's really really crazy. We'll talk off here It's so crazy it'll discredit the flat earth theory Handled Eddie everything is Everything is conspiracy you make life You'll make Alex Jones look like fucking like Gandhi fuck Yeah, like the guy Alex Jones is like Alex Jones like 90% of conspiracy theories like well That's all bullshit. You know no, but Eddie just these fully in you you gotta appreciate the hustle by Eddie You'd have a little John does like a blue belt conspiracy. There's you'd have the wow. I can't believe you said that end on that