Steve-O on Smuggling Condoms Filled with Weed - The Joe Rogan Experience

Hello freak bitches. Just ridiculous. Well I... Dude. I used to fucking... You used to do it a lot, I'm sure. Well, but yeah, here's the thing, dude. Like, I... At one point, I was... I was sort of house-sitting for this chick, and you know, I hummed a strange chick in her bed, and tied the rubber in a knot, which I would do, you know, and tied a rubber in a knot and threw it on the floor. Her fucking dog ate the rubber, right, and like... Okay. And it was her boyfriend's dog, and I'm thinking, oh no, the fucking dog maybe took the rubber. Took the rubber. Right, like it took the dog took the fucking rubber for like a victory lap, and it's gonna drop, and it's gonna look terrible for this girl. So I'm like following the dog around, ultimately the dog shitted out, and it was hilarious. But I felt bad, because like, you know, I basically... it's kind of like sodomizing the dog, you know, a little bit. Right, okay. And so then I felt like to make it up to the dog... You could get the dog high? When I owe it to the dog to do it myself, and like, because this is a funny bit, like... To swallow a condom full of load in it? Right. Wow, that would have been really funny. What does this have to do with pot? That would have been really funny, but I got it in my head, I'm gonna swallow a condom, but then I was like, okay, cool, when I'm on tour in Europe, I'll fucking put weed in the condom, tie it in a knot, and it'll be like a skit where I film it's an international drug smuggler skit. I'll do it in one country, and I'll fly to the other country and shit it out. Right. And I did it, it was a fucking saga. I actually have a fucking epic, like, there's a huge, like, tentpole a bit in my stand-up right now about that whole... I got arrested for international drug smuggling in Sweden. Did you? I did, it was fucking epic. It's so classic, dude. Because of swallowing a condom full of pot? That's the greatest fucking story ever, dude. It's so fucking awesome, yeah. Yeah, it was... How'd you get caught? Because I fucking told the press, like, I was like, you know, at first I did it, it was so... I did it so big that when I tried to fucking swallow it, it got stuck in my throat. And I'm freaking the fuck out, and I'm trying, you know... And then I'd fly from Norway to Sweden, and Knoxville told me I was gonna... How big was the nug? Dude, I didn't even take it, I didn't even break the buds off the stem. So you swallowed a branch? A branch of a fucking tree? And it had a fucking rock of hash in there too, and it put... Oh, Jesus, in the same condom? Yeah, and I... So you swallowed a dick? Yeah, that's one of the jugs. That's one of the jugs, like a deep throat in the Incredible Hulk. Oh, no. Like, show me in your fingers how big this thing was you swallowed. It was... I don't know, I mean, I have... It's on video, and that's it for my next comedy special. It's on video? Yeah, that filmed everything. I was filming it for my DVD at the time. Is it online? I'm sure it probably is, but what's so... I'm so excited about my next comedy special is that so many of the stories I tell on my stand-up are things that happened on camera originally. Right. So I'm editing into the fucking actual stand-up, kind of like you do with the podcast, like supporting archival footage, which just demonstrates that everything is not only... Truthful. It's not only truthful, it's not even embellished. It's like 100%, and so like... And I'm just so excited to do that. Yeah, that's it, dude. Oh my God. Wait a minute. It's hard to tell because of the perspective. Where's your fingers? It's a bad video, too. It's... Well, play it so they can see it. That's where I'm swallowing it. It's just a quick clip. Oh, no, you can see it right there. Yeah, that's fucking massive. Oh my God. You swallowed that? Yeah, it got stuck in my throat. Dude, it's so ridiculous. For people that are looking... It's basically like an eight-year-old's fist. It's totally stuck in my throat. Oh my God. Fuck, it's hard to swallow. And you throw it out. I'm throwing up blood. I'm trying to swallow it again. Oh, you're throwing up blood. Oh, this is so crazy. You see, you scrape the inside of your body up. I was trying to swallow it. It wouldn't go down. I'm trying to barf. It wouldn't come up. Oh, no. And so I fly to fucking Sweden because like... My buddies are like, we got to take you to the hospital. Did you shit that out, Ever? It took six and a half days. Oh my God. I called him Knoxville. And Knoxville's like, Dave, you're going to die of intestinal strangulation because this is fucking going to block up my intestines. Oh my God, dude. And whatever. Like, I'm sorry, it took days to come out. And when it came out, man, you must be so happy. I'll be my asshole exploding, dude. I don't want to tell all my jokes on the fucking podcast because that's fucking lame, but... That's a big important part of the... Dude, there's fucking the best bit. I love it. I'm proud of what I'm doing on stage. So are you saying that pot is addictive? Okay, that was how I got in. That was how I first did it. Then I realized, okay, because filming Wild Boys, every time we would... I wouldn't freak the fuck out whenever we went to the Far East because you know you're not going to be able to find weed. And that's not okay. So anytime I went to anywhere where I wasn't confident I would be able to get weed, I sat there before going to the airport. I sat there with my fucking weed grinder and just grinded up like a ton. And I fucking compacted it. So I broke the buds off the stems. And then I would fill up and put about an eighth in each condom, whatever, nice and small, pack it up, and I would swallow like six of them. Really? Oh yeah. So when you swallowed those, how long did it take to shit those up? Those ones would come out quick. Those ones would come out in, I don't know, like one to two days. Something like that. How many times do you swallow condoms? Every day. When I went to Thailand, when I went to Russia, it was my fucking thing. That was your thing. Shitting out your pot that you would smoke. Yeah. Yeah. And there's so many... Did it ever... When you lit it, did it ever smell like a condom? It never smelled like a condom, dawg. Wow. But there's a lot of funny in that. I'm sure there is. But that's a psychological issue. It's not like physical addiction is what we're talking about. People get physically addicted to alcohol to the point... Alcohol is one of the most dangerous physical addictions because when you get off of it, you die from it. That's how Amy Winehouse died. A lot of people think she died from drugs. She actually died because she went cold turkey off of alcohol. I believe that. Yeah, it kills people. You know how I know that I'm a fucking true drug addict? Is that I watched that documentary Amy. And as I walked out of the fucking theater, I was like, fuck man, I want to get high. That's so crazy. That was the least glamorous portrayal of drug addiction ever. Ever. And it just looked great to me. I was like, oh my God, fuck that was...