Steve-O Tells Russian Hooker Stories - The Joe Rogan Experience

Hello freak bitches. Yeah 2005 that was our last ever wild boys trip. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and We brought Knoxville with us Knoxville we had some Like Russian army kind of dealing dudes and and then Knox was like shoot me with the nine millimeter Gun with the rubber bullet while the dog bites me Yeah, it was he was going for it and and and Our director Jeff Tremaine was like, hey if you still have this in you, why don't we not do it for TV? Let's make another movie and that was why we stopped doing wild boys and made jackass number two if you still have this in you Oh, I don't want to get it beaten out with rubber bullets We do we a lot of shit happened on that fuck on that last wild boys trip, man There is that we always we had this practice of like For the sensors, you know, like it's called standards and practices They'll be like, you know, they'll give back notes like you can't you know show this and so we would film what we call red Hairings like just blatantly ridiculous shit never allowed never gonna be allowed on TV But then we'll be like, okay Well, we'll cut this out and so then we'll be able to keep some other shit, right So we would always go out of our way to film this fucked up stuff and in Russia we Me and one of the guys from that from the crew Should put like put on these animal suits. The what was it at the time? It wasn't panda bears. It was polar bears with a big fucking like mascot head and we fucking hired two hookers and had full on fucking hookers came in like Full porno we felt full fucking full fucking porno and we included we included that in the episode You know and the notes came back from standards and practices like can really please like That you have to take out the you know the cock sucking Yeah, the poor polar bear getting his dick sucked like that the whole thing Yeah, and and there was there was a little bit of fucking hooker action in that one You know and I'm not necessarily that stoked about it But um, there was we went to we went to like a whorehouse Brought this um hooker back to the hotel Right. He's like a whole thing and then in in the man and I don't think I ever could have sex with it with a hooker Without like snuggling after I want to like snuggle and something, you know, I like I'm gonna just stay with me I want to like, you know cuddle and stuff and in the morning this this hooker She tells me like how much how much I owe her right and I'm like that's fucking outrageous. There's no fucking way It's like basically I don't care if you're fucking pimp wants to kick my ass and fucking kill me. I'm not paying that fucking much I forget it was so long ago, but uh But yeah, I was outraged. I was out of the ocean it just it just wasn't in that case I remember clearly I was like you want that much and I said I said I'll give you this much and that's how much you get period and we came out right like, you know, I gotta go film and walking through The the lobby Knoxville is down there having breakfast this hooker comes walking by an oxen. She says that's not Steve. Oh, that's cheapo I was never even that much into like hookers, but um but but you know in looking back on I guess I really fucking kind of had sex that a bunch of hookers because um, I had this girlfriend and You know, I like I work a program of recovery I got to be honest and shit and I had this girlfriend choose an English chick and she says Have you ever had sex with a prostitute? I'm like, oh fuck, you know, and I tell her what's up, you know, and I never did until I was in in England one time and you know, we did this gumball rally where you race cars with all the rich guys and Yeah, they're getting hookers and they got me one and yeah I brought her to the hotel told her the whole story about how I was like Can you give me a massage and she's giving me a back rub and this hooker says this is one expensive Back rub and I felt like she was making fun of me I said, ah fuck it and I put on some molly crew and put on a rubber and I pumped her Okay, you know, I told this story to my girlfriend says I said, okay What did you was there any other ones and I'm like fuck, you know, I'm like well In New Zealand, you know, like there was a massage parlor and it turned out that that they just have sex with you You know, like and and it's a joke, you know, it's like I didn't I've Like I felt like I was having sex with a prostitute but she was a masseuse Like she's not another one. I'm like, well, there's a time in Indonesia No, so just kept rolling off. Yeah, and the thing was that at that exact time we were She like she arranged this trip to go to Cornwall It's just a little surf town in England because I like collect pictures with you know I've like different countries where you know, and I call it my surf passport And I'm like, I want to get a surfing photo so I can include England She's like she says I don't know why you're making a surf passport. You should have a fucking hooker passport